#suit them up!

[polaroidcats]

I really think we need more fics and headcanons with pro capitalist marauders!! Would love it if people sent me headcanons or ideas or prompts for any of the following:

finance bro Sirius taking over the Black corporate empire, flying his private jet daily to meet up with his lovely wife Marlene McKinnon, headhunter and girlboss extraordinaire

Remus Lupin, ex-marxist loser who finally understands the true merits of capitalism and defends billionaires on facebook in his spare time

corporate lawyer James Potter who only cares about making money and specialises in defending oil companies who try to cover up their environmental sins, he has to provide for his tradwife Lily and their beautiful baby boy Harry after all

Regulus, peace activist and leftist punk, he's an idealistic dreamer, often struggling with his brother's capitalist views

anything else really i am very open to new agendas!! ❤️

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

the suit isn't complete until martha kent says so 🗣🗣🗣

[sad-littletalker]

If Bruce is covering as Nightwing right now, who's acting as Batman in Gotham?

Tim: ok so any takers for the cowl?

*everyone looks at Jason as he is the second oldest*

Jason: oh no way. Absolutely not. Tim?

Tim: after evil gun Batman? ha. Nope. Plus DC doesn't pay much attention to me to make a good story about that.

Damian: may I-

Everyone: no.

Stephanie: OH I COULD BE PURPLE BATMAN!

Cassandra: I want to be Batman if Steph is my Robin

*everyone considers it*

Tim: that... isn't a bad idea actually. I like it.

[seventeendeer]

ppl are too quick to point to laios' disability as the reason his friends think he's a freak sometimes. so many instances of laios getting yelled at are, in my eyes, a case of "this guy had to emotionally mature very early in order to be there for his little sister" combined with "much older friends who never had to learn to manage their own emotions to the same degree"

a lot of the time he's right about needing to be more direct/deal with things in a way that may seem scary/needing to put your gut reaction aside. he tries not to make his friends uncomfortable and he puts up with a lot because he's trying to keep the peace, but he also pushes the others out of their comfort zones purposefully to try to get them to think more constructively. everyone else in the party is prone to acting on their gut instincts and avoiding uncomfortable situations even when facing them head-on is very much necessary. part of what makes laios such a great leader is the fact that he knows from experience how to put his own feelings aside to help someone else grow.

yes, he does make a lot of social blunders by accident and he does struggle to connect with others, but not all of his positive influence on others is accidental or "despite" making people uncomfortable. a lot of the time, I think it's clear he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to help the people around him process emotions in a healthy way as they all go through some truly harrowing shit. all the main characters support each other as well as they can with their unique emotional skillsets. laios' skillset just happens to be "gently talk child into eating her vegetables"

[lil-vibes]

most normal conversation they have

[800db-cloud]

i like to imagine spy’s old dark grey suit is actually his company mandated uniform :)

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

[sofiaruelle]

🌸The SDV gurlies in their Flower Dance outfits🌸

I wanted to keep it coquette/cotteage-core but i played around too much 😅😅. I still tried to keep it all cohesive to the theme of the event but with some my headcanons on their outfit choices lmao (like Abigail’s fit is mostly borrowed from someone or Haley fersure made Emily make her something new from scratch, etc.)

theres some other outfits under readmore that didnt make it to the final.

[polaroidcats]

i know we're doing a rich mwpp bit so I'm gonna keep being the anti-rich. or do you want me to see it your way 😉 🤑

yeah i think it's just time for us as a fandom to understand how much better capitalist marauders would be?! Like why do we always make them leftist losers when they could be rich and famous instead? It just fits them so much better if you ask me, but I understand that I cannot convince everybody :((

[hinamie]

realizing how much i like drawing him a million years too late :<

[kourota]

⸢This story is for just that one reader.⸥

[iizuumi]

Side effects of wearing your sentient Kaiju suit too often ,,,,

[cheesecake801]

SYGNA SUIT SUBMAS !! SYGMAS !!!

Best of luck for anyone pulling for them !!!

[choccy-milky]

✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun