#sue x tyler

[professorsta]

Y'all saying Tyler's boring when the first four sentences out of his mouth towards Wednesday were snarky and sarcastic as fuck.

- "Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?"

- "You got to Nevermore" looks her up and down judgmentally, "didn't know they changed the uniform."

- Looks at the smoking espresso machine after being asked for a quad

"it's four shots of espresso-"

"Yeah I know what a quad is but, spoiler alert, the espresso machines having seizure, so all we have is drip"

- "I didn't catch your name, or is that on a need-to-know basis too?"

[stormxpadme]

Chapter 12 of Weathered I: FROM THE ASHES is online.

In which Mystique warns Erik about trusting his new ally too quickly and the Brotherhood discovers that the X-Men are trying to sabotage their plans in the power plant.

[loveofstelena]

Multicouples • loml x You're Losing Me

[kiss-theggoat]

Would you write for Thomas Hewitt ?

A/N: I just recently watched this version and hubba hubba I’m in love with Mr Thomas Hewitt. I’ve only seen this one twice, so if some characters are out of character, I apologize! I hope you like it as much as I do bc this boy deserves better!

Bluebonnets

Thomas Hewitt x F!Reader

Word Count: 4.3k

Summary: You and your friends stopped for gas in a rinky dink little town in Texas, but the Hewitt family thinks that you’d be perfect for their little Tommy.

TW: Violence and Gore, Death, Hoyt is a pervert, Cannibalism, Sort of Stockholm Syndrome, Ends with fluff

The sun beat down on your face as you laid your head back against the rough leather seat, deeply regretting the fact that you agreed to drive in a convertible through Texas in the middle of August. Your sweat broke through the barrier of sunblock, leaving your skin sticky and shiny, the humid wind doing absolutely nothing to cool you off.

“We’re almost outta gas!” Johnny yelled, his hand on Sue’s thigh. She rolled her eyes and scoffed at him. “I thought we gassed up in Austin!”

He shrugged. “We did. Getting bad gas mileage I guess!”

She groaned, throwing her head back in frustration. You were relieved to finally get out of the car and into some sort of building, hopefully with air conditioning. You sat in the back, squished against the side of the car by Tyler and Ginny making out, taking up almost the entire seat. You felt a little bit fifth-wheel-y, but you knew your friends would’ve given you so much shit if you refused to come.

Johnny pointed to a sign up ahead, faded and cracked from the relentless Texas sun. In light pink, what used to be red, the sign said, ‘GAS AND BARBECUE NEXT EXIT’. Johnny laughed, squeezing Sue’s thigh with a sweaty palm. “Barbecue, babe! Let’s go!”

Sue sighed. “Fine.” She turned to everyone in the back, and you saw that she was just as sweaty as you, tanned skin shining in the sunlight. “Everyone okay with stopping here.”

For some reason, this got on your nerves. You didn’t know if it was the fact that you’d been in the car for six hours or the fact that you were baking like a casserole in 100 degree weather. Or maybe it was the fact that everyone in the car was giving eachother fuck-me eyes, like a sick joke you weren’t apart if. And, on top of that, the last thing you wanted after being in 86 percent humidity was fucking barbecue. “Where the hell else are we going to stop? We’re in the middle of nowhere.”

Sue gave you a look before you were interrupted by Ginny. “Here’s fine, babe!” She smiled at Sue, her lips red and swollen from being absolutely ravished by her scrawny boyfriend. You crossed your arms and laid your head back down, trying your best to meditate your way out of this road trip.

You guess it worked because before you knew it, you were pulling into the run-down gas station, car switching off with an alarming squeal. You hopped out of the car, not bothering to talk to any of your friends, and went inside. Your stomach turned. Instead of the blissful air conditioning you were yearning for, you were smacked in the face by the putrid smell of rotting meat. Flies buzzed around your face, and you swore it was hotter in here than it was outside.

Looking around, there was a convenience store area, a case to your left with meat inside, and a little old lady sitting behind the counter. You took a deep, stabilizing breath. You were pissed and over this trip, but you knew better than to take it out on some poor unsuspecting stranger. You put on a smile and walked towards her, pulling your shorts further down your thighs. The old lady looked up at you and then back down at her book, before doing a double take. She took her glasses off, then gave you a small smile.

“Hi sweetie. What can I do for you?”

She’s nice, you thought. You liked when old ladies called you cute names. You smiled brighter at her, feeling relieved that one person was making you feel actual joy on this trip. “Hi, ma’am. Is there a bathroom here.”

“Yes, hun, it’s outside, around the side of the station.” She said, handing you a key ring. You tried not to let your face scrunch in disgust, but you were pretty sure there was a real rabbit's foot on this thing. You grabbed the key from her, avoiding the furry foot, and told her, “Thank you so much. My friends are also going to use the restroom so I’ll have this back in a few minutes.” She nodded at you, going back to her book.

You pushed the door open, actually relieved to be outside. You welcomed the smell of dust that Texas had gotten you used to instead of the rancid steaks. As you walked towards the bathroom, Sue grabbed your arm, making you jump. “What the hell is up with you?” She asked, staring at you accusingly.

You sighed, feeling better after your pleasant exchange with the old woman. “I’m sorry for being snippy. I’m just tired and hot and…done being in the car.” You said quietly, shaking her off to go towards the dilapidated bathroom.

“You can have the front seat from now on, you can actually feel the AC a little bit sometimes.” She said, following you.

You put the key in the door and twisted it. “It’s okay. The sun goes down in like…an hour and a half? It should cool down.” The moment the door swung open, you were hit with that same raunchy smell. You put a hand over your nose and grimaced, “It smells like this inside too…” you sighed, slowly walking into the single stall bathroom.

You couldn’t have pissed faster. You quickly washed up and nearly sprinted from the bathroom back towards the car, holding your face the entire time. The cheap soap from your hands also smelled bad, but compared to the smell of the bathroom, it was like the world's most expensive perfume. “Uhm…does anyone else need to use the bathroom? I have to return the key.”

Everyone shook their heads, but Johnny spoke up. “We’ll go with you. We’ll get food and pay for the gas.”

You nodded and opened the door to the station for everyone, watching in amusement as all of their faces twisted with disgust just as yours did when you first smelled it. The old lady looked up again, and instead of her smile she wore a sneer as she watched Johnny walk up to her. “We need twenty dollars on pump one.” He said, not looking at her and pulling out his wallet.

“We don’t have gas.” She said quickly and coldly, holding her book up in front of him. “Haven’t for a couple weeks.”

Johnny scoffed in disbelief, tossing his hands down on the counter. “So you’re the only gas station for 100 miles and you don’t have any gas?”

She shrugged, not answering.

“Well, when are you gonna have gas?” Ginny asked, also putting her hands on the counter.

“Could be a week. Maybe more.”

Johnny looked down in the case, noticing the green meat and flies swarming. “So no gas and I’m guessing…” he tapped aggressively on the glass. “No barbecue?”

The old lady took her glasses off again, irritated. “We got food.” She pointed behind your group to shelves of food that looked like it was from the 1940’s.

Johnny laughed, head rolling back. “You’ve got to be kidding me, lady! You have to take that sign down if everything is a fucking lie!”

You stepped forward, putting an arm in front of Johnny’s torso and pushing him away from the counter slightly. “I’m sorry ma’am. We’ll find somewhere else to go, thank you for your help and letting us use the restroom.” You said, sliding the key back over the counter. You felt bad for her. Obviously this town wasn’t a money pit, and maybe she did have a popular place before, but it looks like everything’s gone out of business. Maybe she’s barely surviving, the last thing she needs is five twenty-something year olds harassing her for things she can’t control.

She gave you her attention, unlike your friends. She smiled at you, grabbing the key back from you. “Thank you, young lady. You’re very polite. Maybe you could teach your friends there some manners.” She said, pointing to Johnny and Ginny with her glasses. Johnny scoffed and started to yell something, but you quickly yanked on his shoulder to usher them out of the building. You nodded at the woman with a smile before leaving. You bumped into Johnny’s back hard, wondering why the hell he stopped in front of you like that.

You moved out from behind him to see a cop. “Great, the old hag called the cops!” Johnny groaned, only shutting up when Sue rubbed his bicep. You never liked Johnny.

“We ain’t get no call folks. Came here for some refreshments.” The cop said, pointing to his badge. “And I ain’t just any cop. Sheriff. Sheriff Hoyt.”

Johnny sighed, nodding. “Okay, Sheriff. Where’s the nearest gas station? This dump doesn’t have gas.”

“It ain’t nice to disrespect someone’s business, boy.” The sheriff scowled, spitting black tobacco onto the concrete. You could feel your heart rate rising, you knew that Johnny was going to get you in trouble somehow. You looked around, finally seeing the sheriff’s cruiser parked behind the convertible. As you peered inside, you noticed a man sitting in the passenger seat. You couldn’t see him too well, but he was large, blocking up pretty much the entire window.

“It’s hardly a business. Pretty sure there’s botflies inside, could kill someone.” Johnny started to walk away, but the Sheriff stepped in front of him to block his path. “What’s your fucking problem?”

The sheriff stared into Johnny’s eyes, scowling. You could sense the tension, and decided you’d be the peace keeper of the day. “Sir…sir, we’re sorry. We’re just almost out of gas and we’ve been traveling for a long time.” You said, stepping towards the Sheriff.

His eyes raked over you, making you feel sort of icky. You wished you were wearing a winter coat, despite the heat. He spit again, a gross squelch breaking the silence. “Finally someone with some manners.”

Johnny laughed, “What the fuck is up with old people and manners?! Jesus Christ, we just need gas!” He yelled, shoving the Sheriff’s shoulder. You gasped, grabbing Johnny’s arm but in the blink of an eye, a revolver was being pointed at Johnny’s face. Everyone froze, staring at the firearm.

“Now are you gonna show some respect, boy? I’m the Sheriff of this town and I’m not gonna tolerate a group of hoodlums messin’ things up.” He said, voice hushed, almost a whisper.

You nodded quickly. “Yes, sir. We’re leaving. Let’s go.” You moved towards the car, but the Sheriff stopped you.

“Y’all think you can just stroll into a town, cause trouble, and go?” He laughed, cocking the gun with a haunting click. “Tommy!” He yelled, turning his head towards the car. The door slowly opened and you watched as a mammoth of a man stepped out, dress shirt and apron giving him an even larger silhouette. He wore a mask with messy brown hair, broad shoulders slouched. Your heart skipped a beat. Wrong situation to think this, but the man was quite handsome. You’d always liked bigger men.

“Please sir…we don’t want any trouble. We’d just like to be on our way, we’ll leave and never come back.” You pleaded, hands out in front of you. Gravel crunched beneath the huge man’s feet as he walked towards your group. The sheriff turned to him. “Whadya think Tommy?” He asked with a cruel cackle.

The ringing of a bell made you turn back towards the station, and you saw the old lady standing there. She held her reading glasses, and pointed at you with them. Your heart dropped. What did this mean? You turned back to the sheriff, and he looked just as confused as you did. She scoffed at his confusion. She wanted to tell him something, but didn’t want you and your friends to hear it. She waddled over slowly, but Johnny had other ideas. He spun quickly, hitting the sheriff’s arm, but unfortunately, it didn’t cause him to drop the gun. Tyler started to run, Ginny tried to help Johnny, and Sue grabbed your arm. “Let’s go! We need to run!” She yelled.

Your ears rang at the close range of the gunshot, you fell to your knees, scraping them, and covered your ears with your hands. You heard a scream, immediately recognizing it as Sue. You turned around to see Johnny, laying on the dirt with blood pooling around him, a perfect bullet wound in the center of his forehead. You felt nauseous, but you couldn’t move. Looking up, you saw the smoking revolver gripped tight in the sheriff's hand, now focused on Sue. She was hunched over Johnny’a body, sobbing and screaming, the tears making trails of clean skin as they wiped away the thin layer of dust.

Somewhere to your right, another scream. Ginny. You saw the large man, who the Sheriff called Tommy, holding her up in the air on his shoulder. She banged against his chest with knees and hit his back with her fists, thrashing and screaming. On his other arm, he held the limp body of Tyler, blood dripping from his head and beading in the dust, tucked beneath his armpit. This man carried two grown adults effortlessly, his strength scared the hell out of you. You didn’t even see if he had a weapon, but he managed to take them both down.

You sat in terror. You wanted to run, but with a revolver focused on your head, what were your options. The old lady appeared on your left, hand touching the Sheriff’s shoulder. She leaned in to whisper, but you heard her.

“Don’t touch her. Keep her for Tommy.”

Keep her for Tommy? What the fuck did that mean? You stared up at them in fear and watched as he groaned, pointing the gun at Sue instead. She didn’t even look phased, too focused on her boyfriend’s dead body. Tommy loaded the other two into the back of the car, and then made his way back towards you. Tears welled in your eyes as he approached, his shadow looming over you and finally blocking you from the sun. As he got closer, you saw the detail in his face and clothes. He had pretty eyes and his hair looked soft, but his bloody clothes and tight leather mask contrasted the softness of the rest of him.

He grabbed your arm in a surprisingly soft grip, the only thing disconcerting about his touch was the slickness from the blood that he left on your skin. He pulled you towards the car, and it was obvious he wanted you to follow. The old woman put a hand on his shoulder and affectionately patted his chest, he leaned down to her level. She gave him a soft kiss on the cheek and told him, “She’s perfect for you, Tommy.”

You finally realized what was going on. They were setting you up with him, like you and your friends were on some sort of sick dating game. You stumbled as you followed him to the cop car, his head was down and his shoulders were slumped as he opened the front passenger side and moved aside. You looked up at him. He wanted you to get in, but he didn’t put you in the back like you thought he would, and for that, you were grateful. The last thing you wanted to do was sit beside the bleeding, passed out bodies of two of your friends.

You took a seat in the scalding car, body swaying with the force that he shut the door. He stood in front of the door as if keeping watch, like a prison guard. You stared in horror as the sheriff finally had enough with Sue, giving her the same fate as Johnny. She laid on his chest, her blood mixing with his as the sheriff walked away from their bodies. You were grateful you were far away from them, both because you didn’t want to see your best friend die, and your ears were still ringing from the first gunshot.

The sheriff entered the car, flashing you a creepy smirk before you felt Tommy enter the backseat. You stared out the window, definitely in shock and confused. Just twenty minutes ago the worst of your problems was having to pee on a road trip and now you just watched all of your friends either die or be brutally attacked by someone who is supposed to protect the community. You had a feeling he wasn’t a real sheriff, given the nature of the recent events.

You laid your head against the door. You hadn’t noticed how tired you were, but you guessed experiencing something like that would be hard on your body. Feeling fairly confident that they wouldn’t kill you, you drifted off to sleep as he drove who knows where.

You only woke up to the sound of a door slamming and you realized that it was dark outside. You had no idea where you were or how long you’d been driving, but you felt disgusting. Cheeks stiff with tears, nose running, mouth dry and eyes burning. Your door opened and you were being yanked out by the sheriff, who was much rougher with you than Tommy was. You winced at how tight he was holding you as he dragged you towards a fairly large country style home.

The door was kicked open and you saw the same old woman from the station holding a pot of food. “Finally, Charlie. Tommy had to help cook.” She scoffed, setting the pot down at the large dining room table, where an old man already sat.

“Dammit, Luda Mae, I told you! It’s Sheriff Hoyt! You hear me!” He yelled, hitting the wall with his free hand, making you jump. You were putting the pieces together. There was Hoyt, or Charlie apparently, Tommy, Luda Mae, and then this old man. They lived together, probably related.

You looked around, saw the table full of food, dusty knickknacks, bones hanging from the ceiling. It all felt like a sick mix of home and hell. The rugs and the quilts on the plush couches looked knit, and the lamps give the room a comforting glow. If you weren’t here under these circumstances, you might find this house cozy.

Hoyt forced you to the table, plopping you down across from the old man already seated. He tied your wrists to the chair with leather straps that were bolted in. Obviously, this wasn’t their first time offense. Your fingertips began to cool with how tight the leather was cinched, and you whimpered at the pain. Luda Mae sat next to the old man, smiling at you.

“Oh dear. The moment I saw you, I knew that my Thomas would like you. We’re so happy to have you here.” She sounded genuinely happy, and you couldn’t help feeling sorry for this family. You heard Hoyt bang in something and yell Tommy’s name, then a loud sliding sound. Thomas walked into the dining room and took a seat next to you, across from Luda Mae. Hoyt took the head of the table, standing over the pot with a giant ladle.

“Well thanks to this pretty lady…” he said, winking at you, warning a scoff from Luda Mae, “and all of her friends… we’ll have dinner for the next couple a’ weeks!” He grabbed Thomas’ bowl and dropped in a ladle full, then the same with Luda Mae’s. As he served you, you noticed large chunks of game-y looking meat inside of your stew. Surely he didn’t mean….

You stared in horror at your food, lips sealed shut in fear that you may vomit. Your mouth watered with the insatiable urge to throw up everywhere, and you felt a cold sweat break out on your forehead. You watched as everyone dug in, eating with a fervor that said they’d been starving for a month. They moaned in joy at the flavor of the food, occasionally complimenting Thomas or Luda Mae for the cooking. Only you and Thomas weren’t eating. He because he didn’t want to remove his mask in front of you, and you because you weren’t really on board with cannibalism.

“Don’t be ungrateful, boy. Eat your damn dinner!” Hoyt yelled, a cooked carrot flying from his mouth onto the table as he slammed his hand down. Thomas jumped and put his hands near his face, like he was expecting to be hit. Your heart ached for him. It was obvious he didn’t want to do this. He wasn’t evil like the rest of them, he was forced to do this. You watched him slowly unbuckle the leather strap of his mask and slide it off, revealing a scarred face, exposed nose cartilage and teeth, mangled jaw bones. You felt terrible watching him keep his face down, hair covering it. He was ashamed.

He picked up a spoon, but still didn’t eat. He just stirred the stew. Obviously you wouldn’t know this, but he didn’t want to eat in front of you, because eating was a little difficult for him. He was more prone to spilling food on himself or getting messy and spilling down his chin. Not exactly the way to impress your new date.

You swore that Hoyt was turning red with rage. “Dammit boy! Your momma made this dinner and you’re just gonna stare at it?!” He growled, slapping Thomas upside the head. Anger filled your chest as you watched Thomas cover his head, eyes clenched shut. What made you even angrier is that Luda Mae and the old man just sat there, eating like nothing was wrong.

“Don’t hit him.” You said. Your throat was hoarse, you haven't talked in a while.

“Fuck you say to me, girl?”

You looked Hoyt in the eyes. “I said…don’t hit him.”

He sneered and leaned over the table, knocking the spoon from his empty bowl. “Oh I see…Tommy needs his little girlfriend to defend him, huh? Listen here, you little bitch-“

“Hoyt, be kind to our guest.” Luda Mae said, eating the last of her potato. She looked over at you, and then at Thomas. She was happy that you stood up for him.

Hoyt laughed at her, shaking his head. “Pathetic.” He grumbled, throwing his bowl to the center of the table. “Neither of ya wanna eat dinner? Fine!” He walked over to Thomas and grabbed his hair, yanking his head back, and with the other hand, he grabbed his mask. He slammed his mask hard against Thomas’s face, making him wince. “Ya can just go back to your little fuckin’ basement then.”

He walked over to you, roughly unstrapping your wrists. Blood flowed back into the white spots, and you knew it’d bruise. “And take your bitch with ya.” He growled, shoving you over towards Thomas. Thomas had just finished securing his mask, and he gently grabbed your sore wrist. You followed him while looking behind your back, staring spitefully at Hoyt, who shamelessly watched your ass as you walked away.

Thomas slid a huge wooden door out of the way and led you down a staircase. The basement smelled rancid, like stale metal and rotting meat. As you walked in, you knew why. Weapons hung from the ceiling, a workbench in the center of the room. Blood coated the entire floor, and some dropped steadily from the table, giving you the sound like a very messed up metronome. A bed in the corner called your name despite the stained mattress. It had no pillows, no sheets, no blankets. You looked at Thomas.

“You…sleep here?” You asked meekly and watched as he gave you a very tiny nod, looking at the bed. He led you over to it, and held your shoulders, sitting you down. He let you sit there for a second and then he walked away, going to sit in a chair on the other side of the room next to his work table. He wanted you to sleep in his bed, but he wasn’t going to?

Your chest swelled with the kindness of this poor man. A pure soul forced into the mud by his corrupt family. You stood up and took a step towards him. “I don’t want to take your bed. It’s yours.”

He shook his head and walked back to you, grabbing your shoulders again to sit you down. You gave in because the feeling of this stained, thin mattress was like heaven, despite the fact that you could feel the springs digging into your back as you laid down. You stared at him for a moment as he began to rummage through items on his shelf. Your eyes began to close, eyelids feeling like they had ten pound weights attached.

He turned around, holding something small and dainty in his large and veiny hands. He sat at your feet, a gentle hand placed on your ankle. You glanced down at him as he held out a dried Bluebonnet to you. You smiled softly and took it from him, feeling its soft stem and looking at its pretty periwinkle petals. “Thank you…” you mumbled sleepily.

You thought, just before you fell asleep, that there were two things in this basement that didn’t belong. Everything in this house was drenched in blood and fear and grime, this basement was disgusting and horrifying. But, in all of the terror, you had this beautiful Bluebell, a reminder of the open, sweet smelling fields of Texas, and even more pure, you had Thomas.

[chrissfavmilf]

PARIS TEARS

- now playing “her” by Tyler, the creator

𐙚 summary: cute moments with shy!gf!reader and Matt

𐙚 pairing: bf!matt X shy!gf!reader

𐙚 a/n: I feel like the lyrics in the header fit this idea so perfectly

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1. NOVEMBER 1ST 2020 |

you had been walking around recording a YouTube video with Matt, Nick, Chris, and their mom the whole day

Nick had just showed the camera Matt’s Halloween costume which was a cowboy

“Show them y/ns” “bro no!” you and Matt were matching ofc “you look good!” “No!” “Oh my god.” You watched as Matt took the camera from Nick and pointed it at you and announced “she’s a cowgirl!” In one of his weird voices “you’re so odd!”

2. FEBRUARY 26TH 2021 |

you knew Matt and his brothers would be filming a video soon but you didn’t know it was today so of course you accidentally came downstairs as they were filming

“What the fuck?” “Why are you wearing that?” And of course you had to be wearing the most ridiculous shirt ever “ “I Heart Matt” on your shirt is crazy” “where’d you even buy that?” “Amazon” “I’m sueing that app” “yknow we’re recording right?” You let out a few giggles as you hurried upstairs “fucking ridiculous.”

you still haven’t got rid of that shirt

3. MARCH 15TH 2023 |

You were in the background of the triplets video of them trying out weird food combos

“That shit looks so disgusting.” “You think EVERYTHING looks disgusting” you let out a few giggles before looking at Matt “you wanna try?” “NO” “cmon?” “Try it! Cmere” “bro fine” you speed walked over to Matt and waited as he attempted to feed you whichever weird Combo they were trying “yummy?” “Fuck no.” “What?!” “I should break up with you for this shit” “the fuck?”

[mrsarnold]

౨ৎ — all about me !!

✶ 9teen , she / her , lesbian. kk arnold's wife ( real and confirmed ) and hades favorite daughter i fear.... 09/12 ( virgo ) , i loveeee mac demarco , tyler the creater , emmy , kami , my dog , kk arnold, sarah strong, gabby williams, flau'jae, roblox, thrifting, sleeping (sleeping beauty ) , minute maid , hello kitty.

⌗ music taste : tyler the creator, artic monkeys, sade, frank ocean, beabadoobee, solya, grimes, lana del rey, sza, charli xcx, billie eilish, kanye west, laufey, mitski, clairo, eminem, etc

⌗ writing for : womens basketball ( wnba , wcbb )

im only doing wlw / reader x player so men and minor dni !! because i do write smut. i WILL NOT write for any male player, sedona prince, qadence samuels, hannah stuelke, sophie cunningham, jada gyamfi, hannah hildago, sue bird.

dni if !! : men, minor, or any -ists !! well if your minor i recommend you to read my fluff / angst but im not your mother 😭

⌗ womens basketball masterlist

⌗ percy jackson masterlist

⌗ outerbanks masterlist

some mootsies : @patscorner @hrtsdollie @hrtslaces @kamii-2 @iheartbrink @heart4caitlin @rosemariiaa @3xoticyanna @aaliyg @unfortunatelyimleila @dearestclement1ne @wbbgetsmewetter @latenighttalkinqwp lmkk if i missed you 😭

[amnesique]

do i wanna know? — tyler galpin

part 1 part 2

pairing: tyler galpin x reader x xavier thorpe

summary: after tyler defended you in front of your ex-boyfriend, you helped him get rid of the anger, that was still running through his veins, in your special ways.

warnings: SMUT (18+, minors dni!), briefly violence (towards another character), car sex, angry sex, unprotected sex, quickie, switch!tyler galpin, switch!reader.

the sheriff kicked all three of you, —you, tyler and xavier—, out of the cafe to scold you. you were somewhere behind it, xavier sitting down on the couch, holding his head back to try to stop the bleeding, while you were sitting with your arms crossed over your chest, somewhere on the left side, away from him, but close to tyler.

"i can't believe you, tyler! you've stooped so low as to pick a fight with someone over a girl!" said his father, clearly very disappointed that all the customers had to witness such a thing. he didn't know how he was going to get back inside and meet the people there.

tyler rolled his eyes, while xavier had a satisfied grin on his face, pleased that even the sheriff was against his own son. "he humiliated her in front of everyone!" tyler continued to be on your side, losing his temper as he straightened his back against the wall he was leaning to, with his arms crossed over his chest.

despite everything, the fact that the galpin boy didn't back down even when he was scolded by his father and continued to be on your side, to take your defense made you feel an emptiness in your stomach. no one had done this before, not even xavier.

it was nice to have someone willing to fight for you.

xavier let a weak laugh roll across his lips and in a split second, tyler rushed to appear in front of him, grabbing him by the collar and slamming his head back so hard he slammed into the hard wall of the cafe, causing you to take a step back and look in shock, hand to your mouth.

"do you want me to help you get your blood flowing even harder and you don't know how to ask me?" he said to xavier, his jaw clenched.

his words made you feel more attracted to him.

but it didn't last long because the sheriff stepped in, pulling tyler, by the shirt, away from xavier, "that's enough!" he yelled and pushed his son behind him so as not to have access to the nevermore student in front of him, who was still holding his nose and was whimpering weakly.

"go home! and take y/n with you," the sheriff added, running his hand over his chin in frustration. "i'll stay here, trying to convince thorpe not to sue the hell out of you for all of this."

"i don't think so," muttered xavier, continuing to add fuel to the fire.

if the sheriff wasn't there, xavier would've been six feet under just because of the look tyler gave him at that moment.

he turned his back and he motioned for you to disappear as he yelled at his son, "what the hell are you waiting for, son?"

forced by the situation, tyler tore his apron off him and threw it on the floor, barely accepting that he needs to move. but he did. with you very close behind him.

but he didn't say a word, nor did he wait for you, until you two reached his car, which was parked also behind the cafe.

he got in first, slammed the door behind him and when he heard that you got in the passenger seat and also closed the door he took off, barely giving you any time to put on your seat belt.

"what's wrong with you, tyler?" you yelled at him as he continued to press the accelerator. "you act like it's all my fault!" you added, seeing that he was ignoring you, and you couldn't deny that even though it scared you to see how fast he was driving, it also turned you on to see how his fingertips clenched around the steering wheel.

upon hearing your last words, he exhaled the air he was holding in his lungs and took his foot off the accelerator, letting the car return to a normal speed, while his breathing was calming down in a slow rhythm.

“no way it's your fault,” he whispered, not looking at you, and you might not have heard him if you weren't already paying attention to him.

"so what's all this about?" you asked him, feeling yourself starting to get sensitive, gesturing between the two of you.

he ran his tongue over his lower lip, eyes still fixed on the road. "i don't know what you mean," he answered briefly and to the point, even if he was lying.

"you do know!" you said, and took off your belt, so you could turn to him. and when he felt your hand touching over his thigh, his whole body stiffened. "you didn't say a word to me in this whole situation and even though you say it's not my fault, you seem angry with me too." you added and continued to move your hand up and down, to get his attention, as you kept glaring at him. with pleading eyes.

no matter how hard he tried to stay rational, to ignore your touches and the gaze, that he could've feel even though he wasn't even looking in your direction, it seemed like his intimate part was making decisions at that moment, at the expense of his brain.

his jeans were getting tight and his thinking was clouded as his breathing was getting heavier.

“stop it,” he said, trying to take your hand off him, but you resisted, resting your hand over the top of his jeans, trying to take them off slowly.

taking advantage of the fact that he had stopped at a traffic light, being a red light, you turned his head with your free hand towards you and being so close to his lips, and with your hand unzipping his jeans, you said, "let me help you."

"no," he said softly, trying to lie to himself that he didn't want this, but making a faint sound as your hand finally unzipped him.

you moved closer to his ear, and moving your palm over the bulge in his boxers, you said, "i know you want this."

remembering that last time he was way too lost under your touch and not only wanting to get even, but also because he was driven by the anger he had because of your ex, he pushed you off of him, he pulled his pants back up on his hips and zipped them back up, then he started the car when the light turned green. and although his gesture should've hurt you, you clenched over nothing at his action and you pressed your lips together to prevent any sound from coming out as you pretended to look out the window.

after a few minutes, finding a place where he knew no one would pass by, he suddenly stopped the car and at the same time the air stopped in your throat.

"what's going on?” you asked tyler, looking up at him uncertainly and ignoring the uneasiness that had settled inside of you.

"get in the back," was all he said, looking in the rearview mirror.

"what—"

"y/n," he said your name in a tone that made you let him have full control of you, "i said 'get in the back'."

you gulped, the uneasiness leaving your body and giving space to impatience to install. and, biting your bottom lip in anticipation, you made room between the seats to slip into the backseat. you could already feel some moisture making its appearance between your legs.

letting you to wait, tyler exited though the driver's door and waited a few minutes with his hand on the back door opener. moments when you looked at him through the car window with the same pleading eyes from earlier, having the same effect on his jeans.

when he opened the door, you cautiously stepped back, leaning back with your head against the glass of the door opposite him, looking at him as if you were a deer caught by the hunter. you didn't even realize when your dominant part was over and his was just beginning.

he quickly closed the door, and then, with slow movements, he made room for himself by climbing over your body, with his lips close to yours. using the same teasing that you used on him. not just once, but twice.

you wanted so badly to kiss him, to taste his lips again, but when you tried to connect your lips with his, it took all the resistance in him to place a finger over your lips and to stop you, while leaning on you with his other hand, that he rested on your hip.

"please...", you said, although you didn't know what you were begging him to do.

a not-so-subtle smirk appeared on his lips, "what are you asking me to do, exactly?", using the same words against you that you had used when the roles were reversed.

and yet, what he wouldn't have expected was when you ran your tongue over his finger, sucking it. at that moment his dominance was slipping and he barely managed to be able to keep it on, as he withdrew his finger placing his hand over your neck instead, squeezing lightly. what he didn't know was that you were into it, but he found out quickly, when a squeal of pleasure left your lips.

to silence you, he kissed you, quickly, forcefully, as if he longed to do it again for a long time. and the hand on your hip made its way, between you two, under the dress that you wore, quickly finding its place over the material of your panties.

he felt the effect he had on you from the first contact with the material and he hurried to get it off of you, at the same time pulling down his pants and boxers in one movement. and yet, all this time your lips had not parted. besides, each of you were breathing harder, also existing a few moans here and there, from the both of you.

he hurried to line himself up at your entrance, suddenly pushing himself in and swallowing the moan you let out over his lips.

all the anger he felt towards xavier thorpe, your ex boyfriend, —and the fact that xavier had you before him and still he had the nerve to call you names, even though you were no longer his and you could do it with whoever you wanted—, was felt when in the first phase he withdrew a little and in continuation re-entering you as suddenly as the first time, with more force that time.

he continued to hit the place where you needed him the most, while the hand around your neck tightened his fingers around it from time to time, and the other hand made circles over your sensitive spot.

"i'm close—", you said between moans, but he was quick to come back hungrily on your lips, increasing the speed with which his hand moved.

continuing to move his hips into you with the same intensity, feeling you tighten around him, he pulled away from the kiss only to speak, with his forehead against yours, "i know, love, you can let go."

hearing his words, you allowed yourself to forget about everything and feel how you came down from the high place where he had brought you within a few minutes, while you let out unholy sounds, which also sent him, right after you, over the edge.

he got out of you, but he didn't rush to get off of you, letting his head fall into the crook of your neck and inhaling your perfume as you felt yourself full of him.

“i'm starting to think this is becoming some kind of a habit for us,” you said with a weak giggle that made him shiver. "i don't dislike it," then you quickly added to not give him the wrong idea.

he lifted his head to look at you.

"me neither," he said, rushing to kiss you again.

[femmehysteria]

Best Character Named X Poll

FOLLOW @best-character-named-x-poll

I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day. New polls scheduled for 1:30PM GMT everyday.

ask box closed for now

WILL BE POSTING POLLS ON @best-character-named-x-poll FROM FEB 1ST

If your favourite character is not included in the poll very sorry i have either never heard of them or actively chose not to include them as theres only 6 characters per poll. Characters will only count of that is their first name, surnames do not count.

Round 85: David

Round 86: Tiffany

Round 87: Charlie

Round 88: Sandy

Round 89: Cody

Round 90: Amanda

Round 91: Jeremy

Past Polls and Poll Ideas under the cut

Names that I have a complete list for*

Caroline, Tyler, Louis, Leonard, Rebecca, Steve, Nicole, Isabelle, Victoria, Katherine, Jade, Alex, Sophie, Greg, Jake, Ellie, Isaac, Robin, Tony, Annie, Lisa, Margaret, Oliver, Clark, Kara, Phoebe, Emma, Ruby, Bart, Alfie, Beth, Julian, Nancy, Penny, Margaret, Tessa, Erica, Theresa, George, Kevin, Sebastian, Felix, Martin, Michael, Erin, Caleb, Helen, Charlotte, Kyle, Martha, Diana, Elsa, Gary, Zoe, Connor, Colin, Daisy, Eric, Maya, Adam, Andy, Magnus, Alma, Nora, Alice, Spike, Leon, Marcel, Kim, Juno, Sue, Chris, Otto, Donald, Daphne, Kate, Todd, Ned, Ken, Angel, Judy, Jo, Hazel, Naomi, Diego, Miranda, Joel, Lila, Duncan, Dexter, Meredith, Pearl, Lily, Malcolm, Napolean, Joan, Nico, Jamie, Nadia, Velma, Jill, Kiera, Rory, Evan, Tam, Klaus, Neil, Derek, Michelle, Luna, Laila, Cordelia, Zack, Imogen, Felicity, Cindy, Alicia, Kelly, Alan, April, Astrid, Delilah, Jodie, Claudia, Juliet, Karen, Jonas, Milo, Celia, Hannah, Joy, Ethan, Katya, Aria, Atticus, Ian, Cynthia, Faye, Frank, Boo, River, Corey, Gabrielle, Minerva, Ebony, Zia, Beverly, Rudy, Georgina

Names I have an incomplete list for (welcome to send character suggestions)

Richter, Sean, Troy, Cain, Agatha, Warren, Percy, Reggie, Mina, Ryan, Felicia, Dylan, Josh, Shirley, Debbie, Jared, June, Mabel, Ray, Chad, Moe, Hugh, Fearne, Christine, Joe, August, May, Scarlet, Alana, Leela, Manny, Dean, Francis, Mason, Oscar, Quinn, Guy, Ulrich, Wally, Yasmin, Tobias, Woody, Sabrina, Quentin, Margot, Alina, Matilda, Freya, Kendra, Angus, Ophelia, Leisel, Zelda, Adora, Piper, Scarlet, Sheila, Valentine, Laurie, Laurel, Fitz, Violet, Gabriel, Ford, Artemis, Owen, Bianca, Newton, Summer, Darcy, Noah, Taylor, Miriam, Hugh, Aurora, Hank, Henry, Dawn, Delia, Cosmo, Wanda, Zeke, Cecil, Aiden, Calvin, Ayesha, Beatrice, Parker, Chase, Hunter, Tina, Misty, Amaya, Amara, Harvey, Talia, Tatiana, Tanya, Orion, Eugene, Kit, Bo, Duke, Blue, Cameron, Rudolf, Mara, Marianne, Carl

Feel free to send more suggestions

*subject to change, you can still submit a character if there is no strikethrough if you think theres a character that its an absolute crime i dont add. Please don't suggest anything for the names with a strikethrough as they are polls that are already in my queue waiting to be published.

Past Polls

Round 1: Peter : WINNER: Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Round 2: Elizabeth : WINNER: Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Round 3: Jason : WINNER: Jason Mendoza (The Good Place)

Round 4: Eve : WINNER: EVE (WALL-E)

Round 5: Fred : WINNER: Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)

Round 6: Rachel : WINNER: Rachel (Animorphs)

Round 7: Arthur : WINNER: Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

Round 8: Amy : WINNER: Amy Pond (Doctor Who)

Round 9: Tom : WINNER: Tom (Tom and Jerry)

Round 10: Claire : WINNER: Clare Devlin (Derry Girls)

Round 11: James : WINNER: James (Pokemon)

Round 12: Max : WINNER: Max (Black Sails)

Round 13: Simon : WINNER: Simon Belmont (Castlevania)

Round 14: Jane : WINNER: Jane Crocker (Homestuck)

Round 15: Victor : WINNER: Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Round 16: Mary : WINNER: Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)

Round 17: Will : WINNER: Will Graham (Hannibal)

Round 18: Laura : WINNER: Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks)

Round 19: Ben : WINNER: Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi (Star Wars)

Round 20: Chloe : WINNER: Chloe Price (Life Is Strange)

Round 21: John : WINNER: Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Round 22: Lydia : WINNER: Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)

Round 23: Mark : WINNER: Marc Spector (Moon Knight)

Round 24: Jess : WINNER: Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

Round 25: Theo : WINNER: Theobald Gumbar (Dimension 20: A Crown Of Candy)

Round 26: Sarah: WINNER: Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who)

Round 27: Richard : WINNER: Richard Gansey III (The Raven Cycle)

Round 28: Cass : WINNER: Cassandra Cain (Batman)

Round 29: Edward : WINNER: Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Round 30: Carm : WINNER: Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)

Round 31: Hal : WINNER: HAL9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Round 32: Sid : WINNER: Sydney Adamu (The Bear)

Round 33: Jack : WINNER: Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who)

Round 34: Stephanie : WINNER: Stephanie Brown (Batman)

Round 35: Ash : WINNER: Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

Round 36: Veronica : WINNER: Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Round 37: Kurt : WINNER: Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler (X-Men)

Round 38: Eleanor : WINNER: Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)

Round 39: Nathan : WINNER: Nathan Young (Misfits)

Round 40: Fiona : WINNER: Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Round 41: Gale : WINNER: Gayle Waters-Waters (Chris Fleming)

Round 42: Barbara : WINNER: Barbara Millicent Roberts aka Barbie (Barbie)

Round 43: Sam : WINNER: Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)

Round 44: Grace : WINNER: Grace Chastity (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Round 45: Barry : WINNER: Barry Bluejeans (The Adventure Zone)

Round 46: Raven : WINNER: Raven (Teen Titans)

Round 47: Dan : WINNER: Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

Round 48: Mia : WINNER: Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Round 49: Matt : WINNER: Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Round 50: Rose : WINNER: Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Round 51: Robert : WINNER: Robbie Rotten (LazyTown)

Round 52: Lola : WINNER: Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

Round 53: Scott : WINNER: Scott Summers aka Cyclops (X-Men)

Round 54: Olivia : WINNER: Olivia Octavious (Spiderverse)

Round 55: Finn : WINNER: Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

Round 56: Emily : WINNER: Emily Charlton (The Devil Wears Prada)

Round 57: Elliot : WINNER: Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

Round 58: Sonia : WINNER: Sonia (Pokemon)

Round 59: Gideon : WINNER: Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

Round 60: Jen : WINNER: Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

Round 61: Miles : WINNER: Miles Morales (Spider-Man)

Round 62: Lana : WINNER: Lana Skye (Ace Attorney)

Round 63: Spencer : WINNER: Spencer Shay (iCarly)

Round 64: Tracy : WINNER: Tracy Turnbald (Hairspray!)

Round 65: Luke : WINNER: Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Round 66: Natalie : WINNER: Natalie Scatorccio (Yellowjackets)

Round 67: Harry : WINNER: Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Round 68: Lucy : WINNER: Lucy van Pelt (Peanuts)

Round 69: Damian : WINNER: Damian Wayne (Batman)

Round 70: Tabitha : WINNER: Tabitha Casper (Dan and Phil Games: Sims 4)

Round 71: Nick : WINNER: Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)

Round 72: Gwen : WINNER: Guinevere (Merlin)

Round 73: Paul : WINNER: Paulette Bonafonte (Legally Blonde)

Round 74: Abigail : WINNER: Abigail Hobbs (Hannibal)

Round 75: Jordan : WINNER: Jordan Baker (The Great Gatsby)

Round 76: Donna : WINNER: Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Round 77: Morgan : WINNER: Morgana (Merlin)

Round 78: Allison : WINNER: Alison Cooper (BBC Ghosts)

Round 79: Patrick : WINNER: Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

Round 80: Linda : WINNER: Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

Round 81: Philip : WINNER: Philip J. Fry (Futurama)

Round 82: Clarisse : WINNER: Clarisse La Rue (Percy Jackson)

Round 83: Jeff

Round 84: Maria

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

i was gonna put in the tags of my last reblog but i decided this need it's own post. i make fun of mary sue self insert ocs, but i did genuinely enjoy reading about them when i was a kid. and a lot of those girls i still remember.

i remember that girl from the fic i was just talking about who had black hair and braided it in a french braid before bed. i remember a character named rose who was the secret love child of logan and jean grey. i remember another x-man oc who had gravity powers that i thought were awesome. uh, i remember charlie the latina punk girl who got adopted by gerard way. i remember one called amanda who toured with panic at the disco. and i remember yet another different girl adopted by a band member who wrote poetry.

i remember the Melody and Laney, who were the ocs of my friends from middle school. i remember my own terrible, terrible ocs, Shadow and Eva and Autumn and Violet. and i think i still love them all. all the self insert characters i've made and read all kind of matter to me in a weird way. sure they're all made by amateur authors to pretend idk, charles xavier or tyler joseph is your dad i guess. but they've still stuck in my head like lucy pevensie and jo march have, even if i haven't touched wattpad in years. idk. i guess what i'm trying to say is that even when i make fun of all the ebony dark'nesses, i know they still matter. not to me, but someone loves them. and i'm glad we get to use those girls to explore things or just stave off boredom. i'm glad they exist, even if the author never gets any hits. and i'm glad that they exist when they're shared with others. i hope all your ocs flourish, and i hope they're cherished even years later.

[televinita]

Top 100 Ladies of TV

Looking at old blog posts, many years ago I did a "100 favorite female characters" list, but I have met so many wonderful new ladies now that it is quite out of date and needs a major update to accommodate them. International Women’s Day seems like the perfect time to do so!

Only this time I'm restricting it to TV characters, or I will die of Overwhelm.

NOTE: This list is not in any kind of order, I just wrote them down as they came to mind. I considered alphabetical, but found it was nicer to keep everyone from a given show together. And rather than starting from scratch, I kept as much of the original list as I could and just added newer favorites on at the end, if you're wondering why some of these Very Old Fandoms are clustered at the top.

Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who/The Sarah Jane Adventures)

Kimberly Hart (Power Rangers)

Katherine Hillard (Power Rangers)

Pamela Beesly Halpert (The Office)

Kelly Kapoor (The Office)

Angela Martin (The Office)

Amita Ramanujan (Numb3rs)

Abby Sciuto (NCIS

Ziva David (NCIS)

Abby Lockhart (ER)

Neela Rasgotra (ER)

Sarah Riley (ER)

Rachel Berry (Glee)

Quinn Fabray (Glee)

Tina Cohen-Chang, respect (Glee)

Marley Rose (Glee)

Juliet Burke (Lost)

Alex Rousseau (Lost)

Kensi Blye (NCIS: LA)

Nell Jones (NCIS: LA)

Marisol Delko (CSI: Miami)

Alexx Woods (CSI: Miami)

Calleigh DuQuesne (CSI: Miami)

Samantha Spade (Without a Trace)

Miranda Bailey (Grey's Anatomy)

Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy)

April Kepner (Grey's Anatomy)

Addison Forbes Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice)

Sara Sidle (CSI)

Jess Angell (CSI: NY)

Dana Scully (X-Files)

Summer Roberts (The O.C.)

Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Pushing Daisies)

Olive Snook (Pushing Daisies)

Joan Girardi (Joan of Arcadia)

Kat Miller (Cold Case)

Tru Davies (Tru Calling)

Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)

Daphne Moon (Frasier)

Carla Espinosa (Scrubs)

Jordan Sullivan (Scrubs) -- it's either her or Ellie Torres from Cougar Town, real 6-of-1 situation

Donna Pinciotti (That 70s Show)

Jackie Burkhart (That 70s Show)

Kitty Forman (That 70s Show)

Kara Danvers (Supergirl)

Stephanie Tanner (Full/er House)

Grace Adler (Will & Grace)

Lexi Vaziri (Blood & Treasure)

Jaz Khan (The Brave)

Lux Cassidy (Life Unexpected)

Rachel Matheson (Revolution)

Julia Shumway (Under the Dome)

Nancy McKenna (L.A.'s Finest)

Paige Donohue (Scorpion)

Happy Quinn (Scorpion)

Max Black (2 Broke Girls)

Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau (Criminal Minds)

Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds)

Mae Jarvis (Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders)

Reba Hart (Reba)

Cheyenne Hart (Reba)

Jess Parker (Primeval)

Abby Maitland (Primeval)

Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones)

Tani Rey (Hawaii Five-0)

Kate Beckett (Castle)

Alexis Castle (Castle)

Kat Warbler (The Class) - FOREVER UPSET we were robbed of more than 22 eps of her snarky glory!

Ivy Lynn (Smash)

Elizabeth McCord (Madam Secretary herself)

Carrie Heffernan (i'm sorry i LOVE HER) (The King of Queens)

Frankie Heck (The Middle)

Sue Heck (The Middle)

Mindy Lahiri (The Mindy Project)

Lisa Miller (News Radio)

Beth of no apparent last name (NewsRadio)

Sabrina Spellman (the Teenage Witch, Good Version [WB])

Tia Landrey & Tamera Campbell (Sister, Sister) (I know it's rude but they're both aces and this way my list is secretly 101!)

Jade McKellan (Family Reunion)

Holly Tyler (What I Like About You)

Anathema Device (Good Omens)

Eve Baxter (Last Man Standing)

Sabina of no official last name (Siberia)

Ryan Clark (Off the Map)

Phoebe Buffay (Friends)

Monica Geller (Friends)

Rachel Greene (Friends)

Janine Teagues (Abbott Elementary)

Melissa Schemmenti (Abbott Elementary)

Barbara Howard (Abbott Elementary)

Ava Coleman (Abbot Elementary)

Molly Flynn (Mike & Molly, a terrible show made watchable by its women, though I only have room for 1 today)

Henrietta/Hetty Woodstone (Ghosts [CBS])

Shirley Bennett (Community)

Alex Russell (Maid)

Jenny Hoyt (Big Sky)

Cassie DeWell (Big Sky)

In conclusion:

[ulkaralakbarova]

Five twenty-something friends spend a drug-fueled weekend in Cardiff, Wales. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Jip: John Simm Koop: Shaun Parkes Nina: Nicola Reynolds Lulu: Lorraine Pilkington Moff: Danny Dyer Lee: Dean Davies Felix: Andrew Lincoln Moff’s Father: Terence Beesley Reality (voice): Jo Brand Andy: Richard Coyle Karen Benson: Jan Anderson Pablo Hassan: Carl Cox Fleur: Stephanie Brooks Howard Marks: Howard Marks Jip’s Mother: Helen Griffin Tyrone: Danny Midwinter Ziggy Marlon: Justin Kerrigan Hip Hop Junkie: Tyrone Johnson Koop’s Father: Larrington Walker Jip’s Manager: Philip Rosch Lulu’s Uncle Albert: Peter Albert Lulu’s Auntie Violet: Menna Trussler Jeremy Faxman: Mark Seaman Connie: Lynne Seymour Luke: Patrick Taggart Boomshanka: Anna Wilson Casey: Robert Marable Herbie: Nick Kilroy Matt: Peter Bramhill Moff’s Mother: Carol Harrison Moff’s Grandmother: Anne Bowen Martin: Giles Thomas Jip’s Ex #2: Sarah Blackburn Doctor: Eilian Wyn Asylum Doorman: Neil Bowens Jip’s Ex #3: Nicola Davey Inca: Roger Evans Tyler: Bradley Freegard Trixi: Emma Hall Jip’s Ex #1: Elizabeth Harper Jip’s Secretary: Jennifer Hill TV Interviewer: Nicola Heywood-Thomas Casey: Robert Marrable Cardiff Bad Boy: Louis Marriot Millsy From Roath: Millsy in Nottingham Karen Benson’s Boyfriend: Robbie Newby Tom Tom’s MC: Ninjah Jip’s Mother’s Client: Cadfan Roberts Koop’s Workmate: Mad Doctor X Bad Boy: Jason Samuels Breakdancer / Bodypopper: Tim Hamilton Bodypopper: Alicia Ferraboschi Bodypopper: Sherena Flash Bodypopper: Marat Khairoullin Bodypopper: Adam Pudney Bodypopper: Mark Seymore Bodypopper: Algernon Williams Bodypopper: Colin Williams Bodypopper: Frank Wilson Film Crew: Supervising Sound Editor: Glenn Freemantle Sound Editor: Tom Sayers Dialogue Editor: Gillian Dodders Casting Director: Sue Jones Additional Editing: Stuart Gazzard Associate Producer: Rupert Preston Producer: Allan Niblo Director: Justin Kerrigan Producer: Emer McCourt Co-Executive Producer: Michael Wearing Steadicam Operator: Paul Edwards Second Assistant Director: Marcus Collier Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Craig Irving Editor: Patrick Moore Director of Photography: Dave Bennett Costume Designer: Claire Anderson Original Music Composer: Matthew Herbert Set Dresser: Ed Talfan Sound Recordist: Martyn Stevens Production Coordinator: Andrea Cornwell Post Production Supervisor: Jackie Vance Post Production Coordinator: Claire Mason ADR Recordist: Sandy Buchanan Gaffer: Andrew Taylor Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Nicolas Le Messurier Script Supervisor: Laura Gwynne Assistant Sound Editor: Susan French Music Supervisor: Pete Tong Makeup & Hair: Kerry September First Assistant Director: Charlie Watson Post Production Supervisor: Maria Walker Second Assistant Director: Matthew Penry-Davey Assistant Editor: Amy Adams Foley Editor: Miriam Ludbrook Original Music Composer: Roberto Leite Storyboard Artist: Nick Kilroy Dialogue Editor: Keith Marriner Makeup Designer: Tony Lilley First Assistant Director: Emma Pounds Music Consultant: Arthur Baker Co-Executive Producer: Kevin Menton Electrician: Mark Hutchings Boom Operator: Jeff Welch Costume Assistant: Karen Mason Casting Director: Gary Howe Production Design: David Buckingham Co-Executive Producer: Nigel Warren-Green Executive Producer: Renata S. Aly Art Direction: Sue Ayton First Assistant Director: Hywel Watkins Third Assistant Director: Tivian Zvekan Location Manager: Peter Vidler Location Manager: Frank Coles Assistant Location Manager: Roland Mercer Focus Puller: Mike Chitty Clapper Loader: Ewan O’Brien Key Grip: David Hopkins Construction Manager: Martin Dawes Property Master: John C. Reilly Set Dresser: Riana Griffiths Art Department Assistant: Jacqui Puscher Storyboard Artist: Deena Mathews Costume Supervisor: Anne McManus Makeup & Hair: Hanna Coles Still Photographer: Hector Bermejo Unit Publicist: Jessica Kirsh Movie Reviews: zag: One of my favorite films of all time, its a period movie describing the young party goers of the UK in the 1990’s. It hits the nail on the head, the lov...

[stormxpadme]

Chapter 6 of Weathered I: WORST CASE SCENARIO is online.

In which Scott and his partner continue to try and fix their relationship, unaware that a new scheme of the Brotherhood is about to wreck things all over.

[blackkewpie]

so i make a lot of spotify character playlists bc i like having a little mind palace to go to where i can just zonk out and think about my faves. a lot of these have their own quirks of just. my own taste in music but mostly they're different from the usual fodder and to prove this i am filling out this bingo sheet for each and every one of them. enjoy.

mike hanlon - it (2017)

song trend on tiktok: morgan reese is an independent artist i found the Tok. frank ocean, rio romeo, tyler the creator, and lil nas x can also fit this category.

random unfitting hyperpop: she's disco but. grace jones is there. *i* think her version of tomorrow is period accurate, highlighting another black musician, and reflexive of mike's commitment and optimism

eddie munson - stranger things 4 (2022)

random unfitting hyperpop: i put a blondie demo because it was funny and i wanted more women on the playlist. sue me.

wu zetian - iron widow

any other mitski song: SHE PREEMPTIVELY BLOCKED ALL THE EXITS!!!!!

min-gi & ryan - infinity train book 4

title is x kinnie playlist: i wanted it to get out there i am trojan horsing don't LOOK at me

any other mitski song: i had really bad brainrot but i stand by my choices. they are goodbye my danish sweetheart. they are the "you're the one, you're all i ever wanted, i think i'll regret this."

random unfitting hyperpop: devo & ymo. it's ryan akagi's world and we are just living in it.

marceline - adventure time

no sins 🎊

meilin lee - turning red (2022)

any other mitski song: I'LL LEAVE WHAT I'M CHASING FOR THE OTHER GIRLS TO PURSUE

[kandadiff]

Van Der Wulff : Blackout 2

~ soft smut warning I guess? I'm not very graphic... yet ~

I debated whether to take the pills for a few minutes, there was three identical pills in a little baggie that once sat in my locker a few minutes ago. I tried to google what they were on my phone but had no lock, they were simple white pills with a mark in them that I couldn't recognize. I heard you smoking as well as your phone going off and a few people entering and leaving the bathroom.

I sighed deciding just to tell you when I came out of the stall. You were staring hard at your phone. "You okay?" I asked but before you could answer teh door opened drawing our attention to Damien.

"Are you guys almost done?"

"Jeez!" Selena shouted as she came out of the stall seeing the boy. "This is the girls room!" He shrugged and she huffed, quickly rinsing her hands and barging out of the room but not before turning to him saying "Jesus, is your separation anxiety that bad? Get a life."

"Me? All you do is spend your time listening to your exes songs about you." he shoots back and she huffs stomping away from him. He winks at me.

I laughed, noting you didn't share the laugh. "What up?"

"You told me not to leave you and yet here you are without me." His eyes shift to you "Plus the hour is almost up. We gotta head back to the library."

You nod, "I'm going to head up." You said absently focused on whatever was on your phone rather then us. When you left the room his eyes flickered to the baggie in my hands. His eyebrows furrowed as he walked to me.

"Whats that?" I opened my mouth to speak but realizing I couldn't tell him exactly what was going on I shut my mouth instead handed him the bag. "Molly?" A sense of relief filled me, at least it wasn't poison. I mean Damien would know, his mother was part of a big dealing ring and his brothers were no strangers to it. "What the hell are you doing with this?" His tone was light.

"I ugh figured... we need a way to pass the blackout right?"

"Where'd you get it from?" He asked confused knowing Fez wasn't in the school and thats the only person he really trusted when it came to things like this.

"A friend." I shrugged. "Wanna um.. do it with me? Wait is this one of the things we can do together? Or do one of us have to be sober? Like acid?"

"No, we can do it together."

"Good." I said opening the baggie taking out the two I was supposed to take and quickly shoving it in my mouth swallowing before anything could stop me. I wondered if Lux was looking at me now or did I have to tell her I was taking the pills. What if I had already run out of time? and she told Katya and I did this for no reason? I felt Damiens hands on either side of my head. His smile made me feel both a little better and incredibly guilty. Why was I involving him in this? Why didn't I tell him? Would be believe me? Or would he hate me? He didn't know about Taehyung either.

"Don't be nervous" he said mistaking my anxiety for caution, he gently took the bag from my hands and popped the last pill himself. "I'm here with you okay, we're going to have a good trip." He pulled out his phone and tapped a few times before showing me the text. It was to a group chat between him, Robin, Tatiana and Xavier. 'Just took x with Kay... keep an eye on us.' The sheer absurdity of that statement made me giggle and my apprehension dissipated just a bit. "We got to go back to the library before they keep looking for us." He bent down so that we were level. "Its going to be fun, I promise."

I leaned my forehead on his. "Thank you, Dami." I said kissing his chin, he instantly matched my kiss and I stood straight up. "Lets go!"

~ ~ ~ ~

When Makayla pictured her first time with Rio, it was a little different than the currently circumstance. Since Tyler, and Taeyang to some extant she moved slow jin her relationships, which helped her sue out men who only say her as some exotic looking sex toy. Of course, they never told her that - probably sacred what the rest of Funhouse would do to them if they ever said that. But they would get frustrated with her if a movie night or a dinner didn't lead to anything.

She had of course used that test on Rio before. When he first asked on a date he took her to a dinner at some posh restaurant and after she didn't even kiss him. She was pleasantly surprised when he asked for a second date this time going to a movie she very much enjoyed and while they still didn't lead to anything more then a kiss on the cheek was happy when he asked her on a third date, then a fourth and a fifth and on. Even after the club argument with Katya she went to his house and they spoke for a while, watched a movie and she kissed him goodnight. But spent the night in a guest room wearing a spare shirt of his. Even in the morning, he had one of his people buy her a dress to wear so she wouldn't feel uncomfortable in just a shirt around him.

She knew he cared about her. Maybe it was love, which is why though not the best place for a first time. She felt herself immersed in everything that was him. Close went off quickly and she used her bag as a pillow for him as she rode him hard and fast or a cushion when he flipped her on her back. Thanking whatever gods were watching out for her that no one entered the gym to see her dirty deed or hear the filthy things that came from there intimacy. When done neither had the want to get dressed right away, relishing in the consummation of there relationship.

Her head rested on his chest and a certain pride swelled in her chest when she heard his rapid heartbeat. She bit her lip looking up at him with a smile. Of course, there was a small fear that now they slept together - this would be it. That this incredible experience was a one time thing and he would stop calling her, or texting her and 'being his girl' meant nothing in reality. He looked down at her and smirked knowingly as though he could read her thoughts. "I meant what I said, my darling," Makayla felt her heart swell at the pet name. A certain type of affection that she hadn't felt in a while, even when she was with Tyler - only remembering really feeling this way with Taeyang. "You” he leaned towards her. “Are worth so much to me. You've had me wrapped around your finger for a while and you just didn't know it.” he laughed "As long as you want me, I'm here."

Her heart melted and she leaned up pressing her lips to his in a deep tender kiss. "I want you." she said when they finally broke apart. "I'm your girl." She laughed when he rolled ontop of her clearly ready for another round. That was until her phone buzzed under her head. She ignored it, loosing herself in the kiss. Until It went off again, and again and again. She frowned and pulled away from the kiss and took the phone from her bag seeing it was you calling.

"Whats up?" she sounded breathless when she answered. Rio undeterred by her answering the phone kissed down her chest.

"Where are you?" you asked as Rio started between her thighs. "Theres going to be a headcount, unless you want ISS."

She quickly pushed him off and sat up. He looked at her confused and she motioned to her pile of clothes. "Shit! I forgot! Can you cover for me for a few? I'll be right there."

"Yeah but Naomi's dad is like pissed for some reason and is being a huge dick so get here quick."

"Okay." she hung up quickly throwing her phone in her bag and getting dressed as fast as she can and tying up her messy hair in a messier bun.

"Whats wrong?" Rio watched her amused, putting his clothes back on, though not nearly as quickly.

"There are taking. headcount and if I don't show up. I get suspended."

"Have you ever been suspended?" he asked as she attempted to pull up her pants and put on her shirt at the same time. He moved to tug down her shirt and she pulled up her pants.

"Thank you." she said making him smile and he sat on the bleachers watching her slip into her shoes. "No, I haven't."

"Such a good girl," He commented and she turned to him surprised unsure what to say. "Go to class, darling. I'll pick you up whenever you get out. You just let me know. Okay?" She nodded watching him get up. He strolled over to her giving her a kiss that made her just want to stay here and repeat what just happened. But the notion of suspension loomed over her and she whined. He chuckled against her mouth. "Get to class - I don't want to hear your suspended because of me." He teased patting her butt and she blushed and nodded moving towards the classroom as quickly as she could. Not checking her phone at all - nor realizing when she took the call it was on 1%.

~

Katya stared at her phone for a while. She moved from the library to one of the science rooms to have some semblance of privacy. Though a few of the fetus’s were around a table a few rows away from her. She opened her messages staring at what L sent her. Her hands shaking as she tapped on the Snapchat emoji. This was better. She had texted Namjoon on snap before and he had it so his messages disappeared after he read them this was the best option. But would that be enough for L? She decided to text her.

‘Can I snap him?’ Her stomach flipped while waiting for the answer. She felt just a tiny sense of relief when the three bubbles came up ‘yes I just want a copy of the snap.’

She pressed in the Snapchat app and tried to calm herself as she searched in her pictures for a snap. She needed to pick one that wasn’t too suggestive though she didn’t want to give L anymore on her then needed. One just explicit enough okay she could do that. She glanced up at the fetuses and part of her wished she had never joined a sorority or maybe a different one. One where there missing fucking leader wasn’t terrorizing them.

She typed quickly trying to pretend she was just writing comments for her thirsty subscribers. And quickly saved it sending it to Lux and then quickly Namjoon. Her hands shaking as she sent it. She confirmed it said delievered then quickly sent Lux ‘done!’ A million scenarios ran through her head. What if Namjoon opened it next to one of the boys and they saw it? Or what if he shows Taehyung? or responds in kind? 

‘Xoxo’ the text coming back made her nauseous and she tapped back on snap seeing it was still delivered. Maybe he won’t open it. She hoped but then checked the time in Korea and saw it was about 1 in the morning. He was sleeping.

“❄️ fuck.” She ran her hands over her face and turned her phone off “❄️fuck fuck fuck!” She groaned hearing shifting of seats from the fetus table. She felt there eyes on her and a concerned voice made her look up.

“Hey Kat” the voice belonged to Marcel. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah” she lied looking down at the science homework she brought with her in a distraction attempt. “I just” she chuckled in spite of herself. “I can’t figure any of this out. I guess I just feel stupid. So fucking stupid.”

“You’re not stupid.” He said softly and she sighed. “I can help you. You can sit with us-”

“Actually,” Leroy shouted from the table tapping the watch on his wrist. “We have to go to the library for the check-in.” Katya nodded standing up grabbing her bag. 

“Okay, I’ll help you after okay?” Marcel said and Katya nodded. “Don’t worry about it, You’re not stupid.”

~ ~ ~ ~

The things Lux required in the box were boarding on disturbing. But by far the worst thing was Makaylas panties. It would be easier - if we were locked in at home but Draven had to make do. She knew Makayla kept a spare set of clothes in her locker in the locker room so thats where she went. It was easy to open Makayals locker, she knew the combo from having to help her constantly open it. She grabbed her panties and shoved it on her bag quickly leaving the room realizing it was time to go back into the library. 

She wasn’t looking as she ran up the stairs and bumped square into a muscular chest. Her bag flew from her hands and of course Makaylas panties flew out. Because of course. Ian looked down at her offering his hand. She ignoring it going for her bag and thats when he saw the panties. With a smirk, he picked up the lacy pink panties. “I would love to see these on you.” He lifted them up with a smirk. Draven scowled and her fist flew up hitting Ian directly in his face. He fell down completely surprised and she yanked the panties back from him. 

She quickly moved towards Bellas locker. For such an expensive school, you'd think the lockers wouldn’t unlock with a simple hit in a specific spot. She punched the locker harder then needed, maybe because of her own frustration and Bellas locker popped open. She quickly stuffed the panties in the makeshift box and stuffed the cardboard in the girls perfume smelling locker. 

“Miss Patterson” Mr Jefferson shouted from down the hall. Draven eyes widened already running through lies in her head to explain what she was doing. “Come one, I have to do a head count.”

“Sure” she breathed out moving towards the library thats when she heard Bella behind her chatting with Hayley the guilt in her heart filling up. 

~ ~ ~

[ramarlpso]

Butthead Music Lore Part IV I think or whatever number this is

Once upon a time, there was a thing called THE THING, but it wasn't the one from Marvel. It was just something that was called THE THING... it was vaguely humanoid in shape, although its face was utterly deformed, with disgustingly large freckles on its cheeks. It had green hair and bugged out eyes as well.

I accidentally just saved a draft because my wrist weight touched the keyboard. I am not sure which key I pressed. Uh oh. Anyways.

This "THE THING" was a creature that lived on Earth and it finally made its claim to fame the day after Domo Genesis and Left Brain got some Wendy's.

Domo and Left Brain were exiting a movie theatre after seeing the newest Godzilla film (yeah yeah sue me), when they sensed the energy of THE THING. Domo teleported them over to THE THING and they took a good, long look at it, seeing how ugly it was. Left Brain then rushed at it, brutally attacking it, but it was to no avail. THE THING then touched Left Brain and was sucked into his body, taking control of him. Left Brain was now known as THE BRAIN, and it was basically Left Brain with the facial features of THE THING. Domo Genesis goes up to full power and attacks THE BRAIN, trying to knock THE THING out of Left Brain's body. THE BRAIN takes these attacks easily, and after a long string of attacks from Domo, overtakes his body as well, splitting its conscious between the two bodies. DOMO THING and THE BRAIN then go on an epic rampage against the Earth due to their possession, and in their rampage they destroy some mountains in Japan, unveiling the kaijus Namegon and Dragon. Dragon from Ultra Q. Namegon and Dragon awaken from their slumber angrily and attack DOMO THING and THE BRAIN. THE BRAIN easily kills them both alone. The energy of the two kaiju is then sucked over somewhere else, DOMO THING and THE BRAIN follow the trail, to find the energy being absorbed by Juran, a plant kaiju. Juran begins to absorb their energy as well, so they both attack it and cut its head off. THE THING then takes control of Juran as well, but cannot choose a name for it, so it just keeps its name as Juran, except with all caps. Like this. JURAN. So anyway, JURAN begins to absorb energy from the Earth itself. At this point, if she couldn't already, Tyler Okonma can definitely sense all of this, considering the whole Earth is having its energy drained. So he gets out of his treehouse and gets the Ultra Divine Urine to save them from THE THING's control. Once he gets there, JURAN instantly attacks. Tyler splashes the urine on the plant monster's face, purifying it and then destroying it. DOMO THING and THE BRAIN try to attack Tyler, but he blocks himself with the can of Ultra Divine Urine, splashing all over his two foes and converting them back to normal.

A couple days after THE THING is destroyed and purged from the Earth, a meteorite touches down on the planet from space. Two days later (AKA 4 days after THE THING gets offed), the meteorite hatches... like an egg? Two beings emerge from it, one is a robotic cat-like being with metallic claws in the place of paws, and a three headed monster about the size of a human being. These are Tron Cat and King Ghidorah, although this King Ghidorah starts off MUCH smaller than the other ones because not only was it in the first stages of its life, but it also starts out a little smaller after coming out of the meteor. See, a few hours from its awakening, it will get a little taller. Then it will get taller again. That will happen 5 times afterwards, increasing its size to normal. Although since it is rather young, this Ghidorah's size will be around 70 meters instead of the usual 100. Tron Cat bought this little guy from the X-ilian aliens a few months back and had it encase them inside a meteorite to touch down onto a planet with the highest power signatures. They didn't go to the planet of the Supreme Pizzas because it kind of exists in a different realm but that is a little inconsistent sometimes. It travels in and out of that different realm but for the sake of the story they just go to Earth. Besides, Domo and Left Brain are still relatively strong, they are about as powerful as Clancy when he first battled Butthead Music in her Super Tsufurujin Goddess form. Anyway, Tron Cat guides Ghidorah through a small city and commands him to attack and devour whatever he comes across. In this process, the 2 meter tall Ghidorah gets into a fight with a woman named Mamiya who pulls out some weird metallic yoyo things and cuts off one of its heads with them, specifically the middle one. Ghidorah gets angry and in its anger gets larger, increasing to 5 meters tall and kicks her over, firing a gravity beam from its left and right heads into her body repeatedly, killing her after a minute of this. Still, Ghidorah proved to have an actual challenge, so Tron Cat decided it would be better if he was a little more involved in Ghidorah's rampage. Tron Cat watched closely over Ghidorah as he continued to thrash the city, although with his new size, nobody could stand in his way. It didn't help much that Mamiya was the strongest person in the town. The rampage continued for a couple more hours, and by the end of it, Ghidorah was about 8 meters tall in the end. Tron Cat leads Ghidorah into the next town over and they begin to attack there as well. At this point, word spreads to the next town from the scared citizens of the last city (who are already dead anyway) and the military is rolled in to attack Ghidorah. Ghidorah fights with ground troops and Tron Cat makes sure to protect him whenever it is needed to prevent him from getting injured at all. At some point, a band of soldiers with hatchets jump onto Ghidorah's back without him noticing and begin to chop at his scales, but he just shakes them off and falls back onto them, crushing them all to death. As the fight continues and he kills more and more, he gets a little larger, growing to 12 meters. Ghidorah also grows wider as well when he gets larger if it wasn't already obviously. Ghidorah, with his new size, takes care of the remaining soldiers. They thought ahead of course, and bring in a band of tanks, although, seeing the potential damage Ghidorah could sustain from this, Tron Cat instantly wipes all the tanks out before they can even fire into the golden monster.

Let's just give a location check here, how about we say this is taking place in Fresno, California? Not that it really matters, right? Surely nothing will come of the fact that they're in Fresno... right...

Anyway, after Ghidorah and Tron Cat defeat the military troops sent at them, they leave the city and Tron Cat guides his pet into a forest. Night quickly descends, and Ghidorah begins to get sleepy. Tron Cat decides to let Ghidorah take a nap nearby, so they go to a mountain and blow a hole through it so they can rest in there. When they venture inside the newly formed cave, a bunch of small creatures with heads attached to their legs attack them. They all mob together at Ghidorah, but the winged beast is able to defeat them when it activates the gravity pulse, something it (literally) pulled out of its ass. The Fresno Nightcrawlers fall to the ground, dead, and Ghidorah forms a bed out of their corpses... disgusting. Tron Cat decides to go into sleep mode as well because of his pet taking a nap.

In the morning, Ghidorah and Tron Cat awaken and begin to continue their rampage. You know how you have to urinate every time you wake up? Basically, Ghidorah expels waste by using his gravity based attacks, so he completely destroys the forest they were in when they exit the cave. They exit the forest and Ghidorah begins growing again, up to 20 meters tall now. Ghidorah and Tron Cat rampage across a few cities, for a few hours, but that isn't important enough to mention in detail. More military guys come, obviously, but their attacks are so pitiful that it doesn't even matter. Ghidorah easily wipes out all the planes, tanks, and regular soldiers who attack him. At this point, all the rampaging would disturb an underground monster in Fresno, and it digs through the Earth to take care of whatever annoying monster may be in its way. This monster is Baragon, a fire breathing dinosaur monster that also kind of looks like my dog. Anyway, Baragon, a 40m tall monster vs a (now) 28m tall monster, who wins that? Especially when the aforementioned smaller monster is injured from a previous battle.. well I guess not injured since he's fully healed since his fight with Mamiya, but he is never, ever, EVER going to get that middle head back through organic means. I mean, he COULD become Mecha-Ghidorah to get that head back, but that wouldn't organic matter, hence why I mentioned ORGANIC means. Anyway, Baragon absolutely kicks the shit out of King Ghidorah, even when he grows a little bit bigger during the battle, it doesn't matter much and Baragon rips him apart like a chew toy. Baragon then finishes off the "king" by frying him with his breath, finally putting him out of his misery. Seeing this monster he purchased for quite a lot of money so easily killed like this, turns to Baragon and destroys him with a massive blast.

I was gonna have Neronga take Baragon's place in this story, but considering Neronga's whole thing is absorbing electric energy, it would be best not to do that considering it would put Ghidorah would just be at a bigger disadvantage despite Neronga being weaker than Baragon in normal circumstances.

Domo, on Genesis lookout, watches over the Earth and witnesses these events, finally deciding there is nothing that can be done by the beings of Earth to take care of Tron Cat and Ghidorah... well, Ghidorah's already dead, but Tron Cat is far too strong to be taken down by any earthly beings other than himself or Left Brain. Domo gets Left Brain to go with him to Fresno and they come to where Tron Cat is. Domo recognizes Tron Cat as the person who once told Tyler to shoot him to death. Left Brain would know about this as well, although he wasn't there. Basically, the people Tyler shot at the end of Goblin told Left Brain and all the others who didn't get shot about that after they came back to life. Domo Genesis then attacks Tron Cat to put an end to his funny and stuff, but no matter what Domo does, he can't really hurt Tron Cat. That's not to say he can't DAMAGE Tron Cat, but it doesn't hurt him. Robots don't feel physical pain. So he's all dented and shit (not too dented to be impaired mind you) and he's not in any pain meanwhile Domo's fists hurt a little bit and he's kind of tuckered out, so Left Brain comes in there to attack Tron Cat as well and he can't do as much damage as Domo considering he is weaker than him but he stalls for time anyway. At some point, Tron Cat's head falls off, but he doesn't really care and just puts it back on anyways, a little more dented than when it fell off. Domo and Left Brain then go together and charge up a dual beam attack at Tron Cat and seemingly kill him in the blast seeing as he disappeared, but then they get kicked to the ground by him, so it seems he teleported away before he could get killed. So Domo and Left Brain rush at him again but they just get knocked down again, Tron Cat reprimands them and tells them it's "his turn" and then he beats the shit out of them and shit and shit and shit. And don't forget the shit. Anyways, Domo and Left Brain get back up, damaged, and try to attack him again, but he tells them he wasn't finished and he throws his hands into the air to charge up a ki blast but it doesn't work and instead a bunch of fish flop out of his hands. Domo, extremely famished, takes his chance to eat all these fish, which then fully revitalizes him. Domo, fully revitalized, and with a full stomach, then prepares to go even further beyond, for the sake of the people, for the sake of his friends (OK just friend singular, said friend being Left Brain), and for the sake of the planet, Domo Genesis transforms into Domo CD. Domo CD attacks Tron Cat telling him his turn is over because of his failure to attack and then he beats the shit out of him some more. Tron Cat still can't feel a thing, but at this point the damage is truly starting to catch up to him. Domo CD continues to attack even when Tron Cat tells him his time is up already and in the end he rips Tron Cat's head off. Tron Cat's body runs at Domo anyway, but without his head he can't see what he's doing and his body gets knocked to the ground. Domo CD then pulls out a corn dog and gives it to Tron Cat's head, and he eats it. After eating the corn dog, his heart begins to grow three times in size, so he asks to be put back on his body and Domo agrees. Domo CD puts Tron Cat's head back on his body and he instantly begins crying and kneeling to him and apologizing for being so evil and stuff. See, the corn dog actually turned him good because that's what corn dogs do to robots who are evil. If they are good or neutral it won't affect them. But if they're evil it makes them good. Donuts make good and neutral robots evil. Donuts also make evil robots eviler. Tron Cat does not eat donuts, he eats no nuts. No nuts. He be just like a eunuch doe. Hashtag eunuch tron cat. I wish I was a eunuch.

Anyway part 5 coming soon enough I hope or whatever number we're gonna be on next time

[sunflowerlst]

I’m just glad Rose ended up with a version of Ten. If it was any other Doctor I’d have been so pissed.