#suck my dick.

[deergirlslut]

To make a status clear about this election because I've been seeing a variety of opinions on my dash: This is probably the first time I'm voting third party in my lifetime. If you consider this an issue, consider the following: -Eat my shit and hair.

-Suck my dick.

[dollhousemary]

small nitpick bc i agree w the spirit of the post but mary is not a main character in spn. that’s something decided by screentime lines and billing none of which she has a main share of in her seasons. now a character can be instrumental to the plot and be a minor / supporting character, infact the nature of narrative storytelling demands it. you are correct: a compelling majority of plots in spn lead back to mary. but by the logic upon which your statement relies, chuck would also be a main character since him being god means that the entire show leads back to him. but i’m sure we can agree that despite his narrative importance his screentime, number of lines, and actor billing define him as a minor character in the grand scheme of the show. every story has female characters that are instrumental to the narrative but end up overlooked by fans in favor of charismatic male leads, and these issues absolutely deserve to be discussed in fandom spaces. however the way to do it is not to place false importance on these female characters but rather to emphasize the real importance that already exists. call out their side-lining and raise up their supporters.

lol okay.

first off. i understand what the literal definition of a main character is in a tv show, my post was not intended to be 100% serious. and secondly! i didn’t even call mary a main character in the post anywhere!! all i said was that i don’t see her as a minor character—in part because of her significance to the show, and because of how often she does make an appearance in it. i would class her as a recurring character, same as i would chuck. and maybe that is technically incorrect by however the terms are defined in the television industry or whatever, but frankly i don’t care!

[twdgs]

i guess it compensates itself because we only have four classes a day but they’re all 2 hours long and infuriating when you hate said classes so idk. you be the judge.

[thecensusbureau]

I need a break from my fucking office.

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

I hate nothing more than the fact my most watched youtube video is of OFMD. To have it be Izzy's La vie en rose is simply a mercy as to not have me die of heartache

[sorceresssundries]

Halsin: And ducks. I like ducks.

Astarion: *shouting from the other side of camp* Did Halsin just say he likes dicks?!!

Tav: *shouting back* DUCKS!!! he said he likes DUCKS!!

Halsin:... I also like dicks.

[volatilemariner]

you'll be back. :o)

nice try, jackass, but he doesn't hawve a damn account.

[redfirerai]

Bats in their natural habitat

[honeyed-disgraceful]

Obviously she stayed with you for the economic benefits you stupid fucker, no one would love your abusive ass. And as soon as she had to put her own coin in she ditched you because besides losing her dignity she would've been also losing money. Obviously she did not love you because you were threatening her, manipulating her and only stopped at verbal abuse because you knew id fucking make you end up in jail. But you thought someone was capable of loving a violent asshole like you and she saw you were an idiot enough to leech off of you. Thus bringing everyone into it because you don't have a job and it was everyone else's money but yours.

[bitchyduckdaze]

Beautiful 😍❤️ day

[lobsterlemons]

a small compilation of some of my favourite dredge fish

part 2

[arunneronthird]

i have v few regrets about making tim an insufferable music nerd

[010izzywilde]

[jesuistrestriste]

IMAGINE GIVING SUB!ART HEAD WHILE HE IS DRIVING

(I know we have never interacted but I binge read all of your mike faist characters fics and I’m obsessed with your blog so forgive me for intruding)

three hours, cross-state, is hardly a lengthy roadtrip, but you and art make it feel like one. packing snacks and making playlists for the ride. it's not often that you two will travel within the state; there have always been more occasions that require the two of you to fly. so, it's only natural for this to be treated like a fun little adventure.

almost like a date.

art's got a tournament tomorrow afternoon on the west side, yet he still insisted on being the one to drive.

after about an hour and a half, the songs start to loop back around in the mix and the lull of the highway's soft rumbling against the wheels makes the blonde's lids start to droop. it's warm inside the vehicle as the trees and fields of grass go by, and that only makes it harder to stay conscious.

and when you say something to art to try to get his attention, and he nearly jolts upright in his seat, you know you have to do something to try to keep him awake..

"baby.." you say, giving him a look that says 'cmon now'.

he sighs, blinking and trying to shake the sleepiness from his head.

".. 'm fine, i'm fine.." he tries to protest, fighting your gentle but accusatory expression. he fails. he yawns.

the sight of his tousled golden curls hanging over his forehead, and his strong hands gripping the steering wheel, is all it takes for you to start readjusting in the passenger seat.

you give a soft tug to your seatbelt to coax it to give you more range of motion, and then you're leaning over the empty cupholders between your body and his to start undoing the tie on his loose joggers.

art chuckles weakly and flushes tomato-red all over his cheeks, his gaze darting rapidly from your head hovering above his lap to the windshield.

"woah, woah," he breathes out, "i.. you don't have to do that. and isn't it a little illegal..?"

you smirk, grabbing onto the sides of his pants and pulling them down his hips to reveal just the top half of his boxers. just enough to get ahold of what you crave.

"do you want me to stop?" you speak softly and slowly, lifting your head up to look to his aqua blue irises. his pupils are massively blown, you notice them right away. he's already tenting in his briefs.

art swallows thickly. and then he shakes his head.

you nod, chuckling, and look back down to the last piece of clothing between your skin and his.

"ive got you, babe," you whisper, "just keep your eyes on the road and try not to get us in a wreck, yeah?"

he nods wearily, and a small jolt of his hips follows suit.

you pull down his boxers just enough to let his heavy parts spring out, and then you're leaning in to engulf his throbbing tip in your mouth.

art can't stop it-- he immediately lets out a guttural moan, low in his chest as his face crumples with the pleasure of feeling your soft, wet mouth suckle on his cock. one of his hands shakily reaches down from the steering wheel to affectionately rub over your upper back and neck.

"Ouungh— fuh-fuck..." he whines softly.

you hum around him encouragingly, beginning to bob your head up and down as you feel him swell over your tongue.

his back arches up from the seat, and his hand on your body tightens to fist at the fabric of your top like he's gonna burst.

"mmmph- mhmmm- mhmmm-" you moan around him. he groans, his eyes rolling back into his head, and he starts to needily buck his hips as you suck him in the exact way that always drives him crazy.

in the middle of taking him to the back of your throat, an involuntary hum of surprise is pulled from your chest as you feel the car swerve sharply.

you give a few playful but corrective pats to the side of one of his thighs, and he moans before he mumbles out a rushed 's-sorry, sorry'.

your tongue curls around his shaft, licking up the precome that's mixing thickly with your sticky spit, and you swear that you hear a couple stitches in your shirt tear as he pulls at it and shudders.

his eyes are on the road, but art's mind is wholly consumed by you and everything that you're doing to him. how is it possible for one person to know all of his weak-spots? everything that makes him want to spill down into your tummy as you milk him dry?

his thoughts of disbelief are cruelly interrupted when you begin to suck him faster, hollowing your cheeks and lapping at the underside of his cockhead as your palm strokes the base.

he lurches forward in his seat with a pained whimper right before his legs start to shake; his muscles tensing all over as he tries not to close his eyes and risk running the car off the highway.

"ohhh, shit, hah—please, i'm almost—“ he fucks into your mouth gently, waves of hot aching pleasure building up from his gut as he spares a few looks down into his lap where your head moves earnestly.

you don't hesitate; stroking and laving your mouth over him lovingly and passionately, making sure to hum around him in an effort to send some vibrations up through his pulsing length. you squeeze your eyes shut.

art can't hold back anymore. he just cant.

he's nearly curled over the wheel when his hips jerk once, twice, three times, and then he's crying out as he calls out your name and comes.

it gushes past your adoring lips, glazing them for just a moment before you swallow him down and let the walls of your throat squeeze around his cock.

your boyfriend is sobbing softly with overstimulation and ecstasy, writhing in the driver's seat. your hand only continues to move relentlessly though, stroking his oversensitive shaft and cupping his balls as he chokes on his words.

"oh, please," he whimpers out, fingers still tightly grasping onto your shirt, maybe even harder than before. his toes curl in his court-scuffed sneakers, and he slurs out an assortment of 'too much' and 'so sensitive' and 'i'm done'.

you slurp up his leaking parts and pull yourself off with a soft pop and smack of your lips, grinning as you sit up and look to his dazed expression; chest heaving, legs shaking, eyes lidded. his hand leaves your back to return to the wheel, but you dont miss the way it trembles against the worn leather.

your clean hand reaches up to push back his blonde locks, and he squeezes the steering wheel as he struggles to gain his bearings back. a chuckle leaves your saliva-slicked lips, and you lean in close to his ear as he pants like a puppy.

"you still sleepy?" you whisper lowly.

all art can manage is a soft shiver and a moan, but he shakes his head the best he can.

"good."

safe to say he drove the rest of the way to the destination without so much as a whiff of being tired. the only thing that bothered him during the remainder of the journey was the smug look on your face, and the way his half-hard dick wouldn't go down (no matter how much he tried not to think about your touch).

[gbirrd]

the only good part of Gotham War was that Dick got to beat up his dad

[shreksniceboulder]

"Apologize," Tairn demands, his voice low and sharp

"I'm sorry!" Varrish's voice breaks

"Apologize to the one Andarna deemed worthy of her bond."

......

"On your knees"

JAW? DROPPED. MIND? BLOWN. TRAJECTORY OF LIFE? CHANGED.