#suck my dick.

[deergirlslut]

To make a status clear about this election because I've been seeing a variety of opinions on my dash: This is probably the first time I'm voting third party in my lifetime. If you consider this an issue, consider the following: -Eat my shit and hair.

-Suck my dick.

[dollhousemary]

small nitpick bc i agree w the spirit of the post but mary is not a main character in spn. that’s something decided by screentime lines and billing none of which she has a main share of in her seasons. now a character can be instrumental to the plot and be a minor / supporting character, infact the nature of narrative storytelling demands it. you are correct: a compelling majority of plots in spn lead back to mary. but by the logic upon which your statement relies, chuck would also be a main character since him being god means that the entire show leads back to him. but i’m sure we can agree that despite his narrative importance his screentime, number of lines, and actor billing define him as a minor character in the grand scheme of the show. every story has female characters that are instrumental to the narrative but end up overlooked by fans in favor of charismatic male leads, and these issues absolutely deserve to be discussed in fandom spaces. however the way to do it is not to place false importance on these female characters but rather to emphasize the real importance that already exists. call out their side-lining and raise up their supporters.

lol okay.

first off. i understand what the literal definition of a main character is in a tv show, my post was not intended to be 100% serious. and secondly! i didn’t even call mary a main character in the post anywhere!! all i said was that i don’t see her as a minor character—in part because of her significance to the show, and because of how often she does make an appearance in it. i would class her as a recurring character, same as i would chuck. and maybe that is technically incorrect by however the terms are defined in the television industry or whatever, but frankly i don’t care!

[thecensusbureau]

I need a break from my fucking office.

[bongwaterbunny]

sorry

just leave me alone honestly. YOU chose this. YOU did.

[littlefankingdom]

Gothamites: Lol. No way can Bruce Wayne raise a child. He is an incompetent playboy.

Bruce Wayne: *raises Dick to become an incredible good-hearted intelligent young man*

Gothamites: Wtf

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

I hate nothing more than the fact my most watched youtube video is of OFMD. To have it be Izzy's La vie en rose is simply a mercy as to not have me die of heartache

[sorceresssundries]

Halsin: And ducks. I like ducks.

Astarion: *shouting from the other side of camp* Did Halsin just say he likes dicks?!!

Tav: *shouting back* DUCKS!!! he said he likes DUCKS!!

Halsin:... I also like dicks.

[volatilemariner]

you'll be back. :o)

nice try, jackass, but he doesn't hawve a damn account.

[slut4angstt]

I need him… like biblically…

[redfirerai]

Bats in their natural habitat

[noroi-amaraciune]

Obviously she stayed with you for the economic benefits you stupid fucker, no one would love your abusive ass. And as soon as she had to put her own coin in she ditched you because besides losing her dignity she would've been also losing money. Obviously she did not love you because you were threatening her, manipulating her and only stopped at verbal abuse because you knew id fucking make you end up in jail. But you thought someone was capable of loving a violent asshole like you and she saw you were an idiot enough to leech off of you. Thus bringing everyone into it because you don't have a job and it was everyone else's money but yours.

[harbingerofsoup]

i just hope from the bottom of my heart that rick berman is having a terrible time

[comics-centalx]

HELL YEAH! RED HOOD CULT LETS GOOOOOO

[bitchyduckdaze]

Beautiful 😍❤️ day

[preciouslittlewatcher]

Emmrich spicy headcanons

He covers his mouth when receiving and tries not to make noise, it's a habit that's hard to break even if there's noone around to be quiet for.

But when GIVING, oh he makes the neediest sounds.

He LOVES foreplay, more than the act itself. The intimacy of mapping out ones body and playing with sensations

He's very tender, and extremely gentle, unless asked not to be. And even then he could have a hard time being rough with someone.

An exception to this is he likes to leave little love bites on Rook

He is VERY passionate. Every touch and kiss is like an act of worship.

He will NOT shut up, the entire time he's inside he will be lavishing his lover with words and compliments.

The only way to make him hush is to keep his mouth occupied

He loves cuddling afterwards or taking a bath together

He loves to initiate, but is happy when his partner does. It makes him feel wanted.

Loves missionary so he can look into his lovers eyes or kiss them

[nathaslosthershit]

OH YEAH BABY WE ARE SO BACK

BLEEDING RED, WHITE, AND BLUE 🇺🇸🦅