#such a sleazy little man

[thechaoticdruid]

Winnie (my Tav) and the weirdos have stolen the orphic hammer, freed Hope and are currently about to flee through the portal back to the Gate. Alas! Raphael arrives home in time to confront them. Winnie is able to convince the Orthon to fight by their side, but the theatrical devil is still fully confident he'll come out on top!

"It'll only take a moment for me to finish you."

"Funny, I've heard that's twice the amount of time it takes for Haarlep to finish you, ya little bottom bitch!" Winnie cackled with a mischievous little shit eating grin.

"How dare you!" The devil snarled.

"Not to ruin your witty little one liner my dear, but are you certain you're in any position to mock someone for being a bottom? I've had you whimpering beneath me since I first took you to bed." Astarion spoke up, eyeing Winnie with a smug mischievous smirk.

Winnie turned bright red. "Astarion! Not in front of the weasely devil man!"

Just something that's been in my head for a while.

~Druid

[optimisticmosquito]

What if Shen Yuan was transmigrated into Shang Yuan, youngest son in the merchant Shang family and Shang Qinghua's little brother.

At first Shang Qinghua doesn't put much thought into it. He never did write much of a backstory for the other peak lords, so it makes sense the world has kind of just, written itself? Shang Yuan is several years younger anyways (I'm thinking 7-10 years) so it's not like he has a lot in common with him either. Shang Qinghua even joined CQM when he was barely out of toddlerhood. Shang Qinghua was fully prepared to just slowly fade out of sight and mind in his new family, just like he had in his old one.

Except this kid just really hates his guts? He gets letters regularly from his family, telling him how a-Yuan has been asking about him. But every time he visits the brat just shouts and kicks him around. All out of sight of their parents so he can't even go and complain to them! In their eyes Shang Yuan is their perfect little angel.

Honestly, Shang Qinghua isn't even that surprised the original goods turned into a villain if this was how he grew up. And oops, did he say that out loud? Shang Qinghua peeks down at the rigid brat he's holding under his arm in an attempt to stop him from trying to beat him up. With big eyes the kid turns his head up and whispers "you're a transmigrator too?".

From that day on Shang Qinghua can't help but feel a little bit less lonely, and maybe even a little happy. Who would have thought his number 1 anti fan would transmigrate into his didi! They start writing letters, both complaining about the system, and Shang Qinghua about the sect and his martial siblings. When he starts working for Mobei-jun he tells Shang Yuan everything about it. He even has a reason to go back and visit his family!

Shang Qinhua quickly accepts his responsibility as gege. Helping (or trying to) his little didi grow up to a nice young man and giving tips when Shang Yuan starts cultivating as well. And despite Yuan-di's tsundere behavior, Shang Qinghua knows he has his back as well.

In his own badly written stallion novel, Shang Qinghua finally finds the family he didn't have in the real world.

Now as for pairings. Bingyuan would be hilarious just because I want Shang Qinghua to ask, with a shit eating grin, how long Shang Yuan has been coveting his own nephew. And then for Shang Yuan to try and beat the shit out of him for it.

Jiuyuan would also be an interesting pairing (it can always be a jiuyuan if you're brave enough). Shang Qinghua knows his scum villain is misunderstood and not as bad as the book and rumors portrays him to be. But also he knows Shen Jiu is at least a dozen traumas in a trenchcoat. Does it really have to be his didi helping Shen Jiu deal with all of that? Sure Shang Yuan doesn't seem to mind, but Shang Qinghua also knows his didi makes some really stupid choices if you take your eyes off him. But also he's too much of a coward to say anything to Shen Jiu's face.

Hm, better to keep an eye on that from a distance.

[monsoon-of-art]

I feel like if Lovebug has a hyper feminine, all female beauty contest Pokémon team than Nighthawk would have a hyper masculine, all male competitive Pokémon team.

I don't know if it was your intention or not, but Lovebug and Nighthawk feel like villainous opposites to me. Like Nighthawk is a villain for a kinda selfless reason, avenging his parents, while Lovebug is a villain for purely selfish reasons, not getting a date. Nighthawk seems respectfully except to people who don't deserve it, Dragonfly because of the persevered past slight and some of the villains, while Lovebug is disrespectful to nearly everyone. Nighthawk is big and physically imposing, while Lovebug is small and dainty, ect.

I feel like if they ever did a villain team up, they would end up fighting each other more than fighting the heroes.

Nighthawk absolutely has a Braviary and the entire hitmon line

When making Nighthawk, I wanted to try and have little bits and pieces from Dragonfly, but pushed to their worst. He wants to be a Hero because he believes Dragonfly to be inferior; But at the same time, he's incredibly egocentric and he does not have the same morals she has (namely: she doesn't want to kill people. he does.)

But you're right, they are kinda parallels! Lovebug immediately sees Nighthawk as a ChadTM and Nighthawk sees Lovebug as a cockroach (ha) that he needs to exterminate like, yesterday.

One of the ideas I had with Nighthawk was him (very begrudgingly) 'hiring' various people from Dragonfly and Clay's Rogue Gallery to help take the two down. But once Nighthawk's done with them...he plans to kill the villains he hired too.

[cozylittleartblog]

OMG I JUST SAW SOME OF YOUR SPAMTON STUFF (on Etsy) AND YOU DRAW HIS HAIR SO FLUFFY IM GONNA EXPLODE

incorrect. he is full of expired hair product and garbage juice

pictures taken second sbefore disaster (i am going to lose that arm)

also thank u for browsing my etsy 👉👉

[ratatatastic]

local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11

[ofallthingsnasty]

Crocodile using your embarrassment/shame to get what he wants out of you because it's such a powerful and easy tool to use. On top of the way he likes to taunt and belittle (especially in Alabasta) basement wife must feel like she's under a microscope whenever he's around, and 10x worse when actually asking for something

It's 2am you can't do this to me... 😳 Nooo Sir don't make repeat myself, ask you loudly and clearly for what I want while you watch me tremble and fidget.

Ah, you're so right. He has so much more heat in Alabasta, is less calm and more of a cunning pirate than his later portrayal in the series. I think we can agree that the a-hem 'daddification' did him good but his shorter fuse, animated faces and grand words during his original arc were a treat as well.

Not only is it a tool he likes to use - it's simply fun to watch you squirm and hem and haw for days and days over tiny little favors you'd like to ask of him. Favors that are entirely inconsequential to him, that he'd allow you with a wave of his hand if you were to ask him with a bit more fervor. You've been around for long enough to know better; to know that good behavior gets you pretty much everywhere. And still you fear him, cower in front of his authority like a shaky-legged calf... He enjoys that level of respect you have for him, finds it entertaining and quite cute how tiny you can make yourself. And if you're already willing to show him your soft belly over something like a simple book you'd like to read, why not ask for a little more? You're already offering, aren't you?

[2024skin]

I absolutely love bojack horseman I love that Diane and bojack literally are the same except Diane could never get as low as bojack because bojack is a man and has a power over other people (particularly over women) that Diane has never had so even though they are both damaged in a similar way Diane isn't a manipulative sex pest and that's literally the biggest difference between failwomen and failmen. that's real life

[waitineedaname]

people draw sqh too cute i think. where are his sleazy car salesman vibes.

[uhode]

i’m going to strangle this man with my bare fucking hands i can’t wait to see him just to set some things straight

[gertritude-art]

Sorry if this question has already been asked, but do you have a voice claim for any of the cast of demonvn?

Again, sorry if this was already asked or is a dumb question.

No one's asked me this before! I don't really have any. I imagine Lillie sounds similar to Himiko from Danganronpa V3, and the Demon like Date from AI: the Somnium Files, but that's about it, and it's not like those voices are set in stone or anything. You can imagine them however you want...

[baptism-inblood]

me as a kid seeing that my strange addiction episode abt the carsexual guy: he. loves his car? wants to be in a relationship with it? huh. hm. lets the idea sit in the back of my head for 11 years.

me at 25 owning my own car and being an objectum/objectophile: ah. yeah. i get it now,

[carcarrot]

oh its so over for me

[lazer-screwdriver]

Liz thinks Strax is the absolute best and is chill w Jenny & Madam Vastra BUT.

Instead of the grin or commiserating scoff she expected, the other woman frowned at her curiously, tilting her head slightly.

“Your insistence on a rigid gender dichotomy concerns me, given your supposed citizenship to a more advanced civilization.” She said, as casually and lightly as one would comment on the weather. Madam Vastra blinked at her and got a raised eyebrow in return.

She turned back to watch her strange rude friend cut his way through the crowd away from them, a small wry smiling tugging its way through her blank expression. “He would be just as awful as a woman, I promise you.”

[mslanna]

HEH... You mean like this? https://www.tumblr.com/molinaesque/732356142938931200/raphael-but-it-gets-progressively-more?source=share

yes, like that 🥵

missing the belly-button line though. and wasn't there something about begging on bare knees? (maybe that was just my filthy imagination ruminating the gutter, tho)

[ghostyolive]

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[babvblue]

the way the show made eddie such a fucking loser at the end though? excellent, 1000% support, best change ever