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living dead girl 🦷🧠🫁🫀

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Gotta remind the masses that nagas are still my specialty 😎

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POV You’re the Doctor in a universe where Lucy got treated marginally better during tytnw, now receiving two wives for the price of one

Red is her color too :)

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Gay people.

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Like magic ✨

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The Patron Saint of One-Way Trips

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i really enjoy reading the doctor as an experiment in queer masculinity. he very often appears to be conventionally masculine on first appearances - but so often he subverts that. he can be violent, but he's against killing; he strives for peace, and remains a hero. he espouses kindness, compassion, acceptance - he's a scientist, not a military man. he keeps an open mind, and encourages understanding, even for that which most people think of as disgusting. he sees a dying insect, monstrous to human eyes, lethal to human bodies, and considers it beautiful. he dresses in a traditionally masculine manner, and yet his clothes are almost always a strange mix of styles, or several decades out of date. he's deeply rooted in victorian/edwardian fashion, which often just has the effect of turning him into a gay magician. he's often a towering, six-foot-plus, deep-voiced Authority Figure, and yet he is so gentle. sometimes he's queer in that he loves men, and kisses men, as someone adjacent to masculinity (true of practically all of his incarnations from eight onwards); sometimes he's queer in that he loves everyone, regardless of gender; sometimes he's queer in that he doesn't love anyone, and is an aromantic or asexual figure; sometimes he's queer in that he's detached from human or time lord understandings of gender; sometimes he's queer as in queer, as in weird. he's flamboyant. he's eccentric. he's your gay uncle. he can regenerate into bodies which humans are quick to identify as female, but throughout it all he seems to carry some vague inner sense of identifying with masculinity, but rejecting it in its conventional form. the doctor is queer, yes, capable of expressing himself in a whole array of ways, but more than that, he's queer and masculine. and i love that.

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Liveblogging this autopsy

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for you

Wheeeee the quickies <3

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Liz Fic Masterpost (in vaguely chronological order)

❤️: me 🤍: somebody else (currently only @quietwingsinthesky but I can dream lmao)

doctor of what | 114, G, 🤍 | Ninth Doctor & Liz Davis

two hearts | 650, T, 🤍 | Ninth Doctor & Liz Davis

live laughing | 100, T, 🤍 | Ninth Doctor & Liz Davis & Rose Tyler (au)

brain damage | 137, T, 🤍 | Ninth Doctor & Liz Davis

Extraterrestrial Idiosyncrasies | 527, G, ❤️ | Liz Davis & Jack Harkness (podfic)

Encounter with an Endangered Species | 547, T, ❤️ | Liz Davis/The Master (Simm) (podfic)

sequin stars (so close to home) | 2.6k, G, ❤️ | Liz Davis/The Master (Simm)

always dress for the occasion | 1.1k, E, 🤍 | Liz Davis/The Master (Simm) (podfic)

Pearly White | 619, T, ❤️ | Liz Davis/The Master (Simm) (podfic)

The Elaphant (Cat) in the Room | 758, G, ❤️ | Bill Potts & Mr Razor (podfic)

promises, promises | 982, E, 🤍 | Liz Davis/The Master (Dhawan)

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Hi hi darling will bug merry birthday and may I please have some nine POV of liz trying to interrogate him in that morgue 🫶💚

consulting the sacred texts (ur liz posts) so i do her right <3 yay yippee i love writin about her she's sooo.

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She's very grabby, is the first thing the Doctor learns about Liz (a list that then follows: nearly impossible to faze, unable to stand still, and unfalteringly curious) because she absolutely refuses to let him go or give him back his psychic paper. Her eyes are almost too bright under the morgue florescents, and she won't take them off him, narrowed with far too much suspicion for someone who will accept a blank slip of whatever she's expecting to find without question.

"Janitor," she pries, voice rising not with the panic these situations usually produce but excitement, "or Doctor, and Doctor of what, because what specific field gives you expertise on not-dead dead people?"

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AND OF COURSE the immediate aftermath of liz getting her skull split in half by the stupidest trigger happy alien general in history :3

on google looking up Cool Brain Facts for no particular reason.

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The average human brain weighs around three pounds, contains all a person is inside its one hundred billion neurons, is constantly growing and changing and learning their whole life, and every heartbeat it tells the body to produce brings it back over one hundred milliliters of oxygen-fresh blood.

The Doctor would estimate that seventy of the milliliters of Liz's last heartbeat have ended up on him, and the rest is slippery on the floor beneath his palms as he pulls her body close—instinctive to cradle the back of her head like she's been knocked down into him, only his fingers meet empty air at first and then heat, then wet, then soft-

The things he does next are easier; with her blood already on his hands, he can't tell that he's staining them with even more.

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“I’m gonna go upstairs and blow it up! And i might well die in the process, but don’t worry about me.” <- words of a man heavily disassociated from life & death from the violent passing of his last companion

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Rose is such a perfect pilot it really is. The fact that it’s ALSO an homage to a 3rd doctor story is just icing on the cake

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Important character point that liz gets annoyed and frustrated pretty easily, but is also very easy to distract and pull back from it — and basically never gets properly mad because it’s too much energy to sustain that high of an emotion for something that doesn’t deserve it

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nineroseliz Bad Wolf has liz get dropped into an ‘american ninja warrior’ spoof with lava instead of water