#successful posts

[caterjunes]

i'm the girl who makes up all the fake folk etymologies. it's fun and easy for me. nobody pays me, i just do it for the love of the game.

[lt-oreilly]

idea that's been floating around in my head for weeks (TRANSGENDOR)

[sertralinegremlin]

awh Kim i dunno about this,,,

[sertralinegremlin]

Don’t forget, there’s also:

OG grimmar

Elwynn Forest Bush

Booty Blaze

Un’Goro Dank

Thunder Puff

And my personal favourite;

ELUNE BE BLAZED

World of Warcraft weed strains

- Zug Zug zaza

- Crazy Death Magic

- Felweed

- Forget the Sunwell

- Theramore Mana Bomb

- COME TA SILITHUS

- Venthyr Sex

- Undercity Sludge

[rambling-robot]

crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.

and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.

[markscherz]

So I heard tumblr dot com likes Mini mum?

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[life-on-our-planet]

One of the many unique creatures found on Madagascar is the streaked tenrec. It's the only mammal known to make sounds using stridulation, a method most commonly associated with crickets and other invertebrates, which it does using specialized quills on its back. ©Smithsonian Channel

[nymphaura777]

Procrastinating? Read this.

So, you wanna manifest your dream life but keep putting it off?

Let’s be real. You say you’re gonna affirm, visualize, and persist, but then suddenly, scrolling through reels, watching a whole-ass Netflix series, or overanalyzing the 3D becomes your full-time job. And then? You freak out because nothing is changing. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so.

Why do you even procrastinate on something you want?

Your brain is lowkey tripping. It craves instant dopamine, and let’s be honest—staring at your ceiling, imagining your dream life while reality looks the same ain’t always fun. Your mind wants proof, results, and fireworks ASAP, but that’s not how this game works. You gotta train your brain like a puppy: consistency, belief, and a whole lotta "sit down and shut up" energy.

"I’ll start tomorrow" is the biggest scam ever to exist, no cap fr.

Tell me why you think tomorrow will magically make you more disciplined? Spoiler alert: It won’t. Tomorrow turns into next week, next month, and suddenly it’s 2026 and you’re still waiting for "the right moment." That moment? It’s now. Get up. Start affirming. Step into the version of you that already has it.

The 3D is playing with your head, but you gotta play it back

I know, I know, the 3D is looking disrespectful. Your SP is acting like you don’t exist, your bank account is laughing at you, and your dream life feels like a fever dream. But guess what? The 3D is just old news, and if you keep reacting, you’re just keeping the same boring storyline alive. Ignore it. You’re the director here.

How to actually stop procrastinating & start manifesting

Set a deadline for your doubts: Give yourself 10 minutes to freak out, then move tf on cause we ain't gonna suppress our emotions.

Romanticize your manifestation: Act like you’re the main character and your dream life is unfolding.

Affirm like it’s your job: No days off. No breaks. This is your reality, claim it, if you don't wanna affirm it's still alright like I already said in other posts that you need to be the version that already has that. Some people has preferences, some prefer Affirmations, while some prefer subliminals/guided meditations choice is yours.

Stop playing victim: You are literally the creator of your life. Act like it.

Make it a habit: Turn manifesting into muscle memory. If you can scroll IG for hours, you can repeat affirmations.

Drop the obsession: Desperate energy repels. Relax. Breathe. Your desire is already yours.

You either keep waiting, or you wake up and take control

The truth is, your dream life is waiting on YOU. Not the universe, not some random timeline, not "divine timing" just YOU deciding to stop playing and actually persist. So, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna keep making excuses, or are you finally gonna step into your power?

You already know what to do. Now go do it, embody that version and manifest your dream life!

[dollyforever]

a "ritual" to say goodbye to your old self and everything you've known

are you feeling stuck in your manifestation/shifting/void journey? do you keep seeing people telling you to persist in your desires, but you feel like your mind is doing the complete opposite?

it's time to let go of your old identity. the doubtful one. to step into your new self. the one who already has it all.

before you start: do this in the afternoon (ideally), before you go to bed. turn off your phone notifications, clean your space/table, make it a safe place, light a candle, whatever makes you feel calm and relaxed. (optionally) listen to this subliminal as you do the following steps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFnXo2vlWI :

the goodbye letter: take a piece of paper and write a letter for your old self. the one you're letting go of. write: what no longer serves you, what you're saying goodbye to. tell them thank you, for everything they've done to get you to this point in time. tell them that it has been a long journey, but now it's time to leave. write the date down. this is the last time you're doing this.

burn the letter or tear it into tiny pieces and throw it away. once you don't have the letter in your hands anymore, say out loud or in your mind: "It is done."

any doubts that show up from this point forward are just whispers of your old self. but you're not that anymore, so simply ignore them, laugh at them. they don't belong to you, but to somebody you don't know anymore.

take a shower; however long you want the shower to be. play some frequency music in the backround. as you wash the soap off of yourself, imagine you're "cleansing" your old self. this is rebirth. the second you step out of the shower, think of yourself as a blank canvas. you are renewed. anything you want to be at this point, you already are.

as you get ready for bed (self care, brushing teeth, etc.), treat every movement as sacred. this is not routine. this is reverence. you are officially your new, master manifestor, master shifter, master of EVERYTHING self. feel how incredible it is to finally be free of all the doubts you used to have.

lie down in your bed, and say (out loud or silently): "This body is no longer a cage. This mind is no longer a battlefield. I am nothing. I am everything. I am."

let yourself drift off to sleep while repeating any short phrase that implies fulfillment, like a lullaby. an example is "thank you, thank you, thank you..." or "isn't it wonderful?" or any short phrase you prefer, until your mind is completely dominated by the sensation of thankfulness.

when you wake... open your eyes like you're seeing the world for the first time. because you are.

[caterjunes]

i was watching k-pop demon hunters and the SECOND i saw constellations on rumi's sword i was like. oh i know this one. from this specific post i reblogged one time three years ago

love being able to trace artistic inspiration!

[lyraxnova]

are you mad you haven’t shifted yet?

did you say yes?

babe… be so serious right now.

you’re mad that you’re not in your dr. but you are in your dr. you’ve been in your dr. you just haven’t stopped looking at the 3d long enough to realise it.

“if i’m already in my dr, then why can’t i see it?”

you can’t see it because you’re constantly stepping in and out of a version of you who’s shifted. because you let the 3d tell you who you are. because you’ve assumed, then doubted, and then assumed again, and called that persistence. consistency is key. you don’t need to scream your affirmations into the mirror until your voice cracks. you don’t need to micromanage your thoughts like a control freak. you just need choose. once your subconscious knows you’ve shifted, you’ll see it all around you.

waiting is an assumption

and if that’s your assumption… guess what? you’re gonna be waiting forever. you say “i know i’m gonna shift soon” but soon is not now. and “soon” becomes later, becomes maybe, becomes why hasn’t is happened yet? you’re not manifesting shifting. you’re manifesting waiting to shift. big difference. every second you’re like “why isn’t it here yet?” you’re saying “it’s not here.” and your subconscious is like, “okay bestie! noted 💌”

you are not on your way. you are already there.

“but what if it’s not working?”

… the moment you say that, you step into a version of reality where it’s not. stop looking for signs. you want to know why checking the 3d doesn’t work? because it’s like watering a flower and then digging it up to make sure it’s growing. you’re not trusting the roots. and the roots are the assumption. not your emotions. not your belief. not your hope. just the assumption.

your desire is real. your desire is done. your desire is yours.

so act like it. feel how you’d feel if it were done, then keep moving. this isn’t about tricking your mind. it’s about making up your mind. this isn’t about pretending. it’s about deciding.

it’s okay to get mad. to wake up frustrated. to cry until your eyes sting and it’s a struggle to breathe through your nose. but your feelings? they don’t create. your beliefs? they don’t even matter. what matters is your assumption. what you repeat. what you expect. what you claim. you could be the most insecure, doubtful, non-believing little thing on earth, but if you’re still saying “i’m already in my dr”, your subconscious will rearrange everything to match. because it has to.

[sertralinegremlin]

Why do birds, suddenly appear..

[humlase]

@eatsbooks

I don't think he's quite old enough to be interested in liquor but there's certainly other things he's got an eye for.

They're pulling a heist. Featuring Aaron because stealing cupcakes isn't a one man job when you're tiny as a bug.

[ihavetheworld]

How I manifest quickly

Whaddup, I’m Dean, and I manifest quickly, never taking more than 3 days to “get” something. I’ve manifested a full appearance change, money, my dog, secret felonious things I cannot state, and more. Here’s how I do it.

1. Decide what you want, obviously

This step is self explanatory, I hope.

2. Decide you have it

I know you’ve heard this all before. Stay with me, okay?

3. You’re done.

That’s it. I’m so serious. You want it? It’s yours? Okay. That’s all. That’s really all it is.

“But.. I said it was mine, and I didn’t see it in the 3D—”

Shut up. Zip it. Listen to me; if you really had it, would you be checking for it in the 3D? No. The person who has it knows they have it, and doesn’t need validation outside of themselves to prove that. That’s you, isn’t it? Act like it. please

Checking the 3D is wavering. Looking for proof of it in the 3D is wavering. We all know the one rule; do not waver. The only thing that can prevent you from having your manifestation is wavering, AKA saying you don’t have it. Be confident that it’s yours, because it is. It’s instant.

* the tone in this post sounds a little rude but its equivalent to me grabbing u by the cheeks and looking u in the eye and giving u a pep talk ok