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Youāre my lady, Iām your fool | L.H.


Summary: Logan missed his girl.
Warnings: fluff fluff and more fluff, the man is lovesick, cursing, pet names, SUGGESTIVE, mdni please, reader is shorter than logan, based on a wham song, not really proofread im lazy, kind of rushed ending but its still cute
WC: 1.5k+
I had a vision after listening to this song and I wrote this in approximately 1 hour. Iām a wham girlie.
Home. You. Dinner.
That was the mantra Logan chose to repeat in order to remain sane on his drive home. Pedal to the medal, at least 30 over the speed limit at all times. The truck rumbled and groaned with the weight of years of memories and use under him, but he continued his trek home regardless.
Gonna have to change the fuckinā oil soon, too. He thought. The mere inconvenience adding to his already ever-present irritation.
Every douchebag in Canada had decided today was the day to test his patience. From his dumbfuck coworkers at the lumber yard to the asshole currently riding his tail. Heād had enough. He wanted to be home with you. His girl. His sweetheart, angel, darling, the list goes on. The thought of you was the one string pulling him back to reality. The tether to his life he cherished with every bone in his aching body. He truly didnāt know where he would be if he didnāt have you.
Probably jail.
But you taught him the beauty of kindness. Yours being a beacon of hope for him when he accidentally spilled beer on you at a dingy bar. Heād been staring at you anyways, but humiliating himself wasnāt on the agenda for the night. Yet you didnāt scoff at him, didnāt look at him sideways, not even a curse under your breath. You didnāt bat a fucking eyelash and without skipping a beat, you asked if he was okay. The first example of many showing your unwavering selflessness. It was admirable, you were the better half of the pair of you- in his opinion. He often found himself frustrated with your lack of regard towards yourself, brushing it off like nothing. Heād tried time and time again to tell you to take care of yourself, not to worry about him. And you always, always told him the same fucking thing:
āCanāt control it, Lo. Just care about you.ā
Hugging him tightly around the waist, resting your chin on his pecs and looking up at him with that sweet, sweet smile. Your bright eyes and soft face making him huff as he instinctively moved his own arms to hold you closer to him. He never could find himself angry with you.
He reminisced on those memories often. On top of plenty of other moments with you that brought a pleasant smile to his face.
He had no idea that accident at the bar almost 3 years ago would bring him to this point, but fuck if he isnāt overjoyed that it did.
Love was never on Loganās radar. Written off as another extra thing he didnāt need to bother with. He was certain that life would never be for someone like him- that heād never find someone to accept him for what he is. For who he is. And you did without a second thought. Youād blown life right back into him, showing him what real happiness is. He swears that when he met you the sun shone brighter each day. Something you would always roll your eyes at, calling him cheesy. But he wholeheartedly believed it- which is saying a lot coming from a man who no longer believes in much else.
The soft glow of your shared cabin came into view, practically calling to him by name. The visual had already calmed his racing heart, knowing you were waiting for him. Probably in one of his flannels and old socks. Your hair flowing freely and your entire demeanor relaxed. It was his favorite look on you, other than when you were begging for him, caged between his thick arms. An endeavor for later, to say the least.
He slammed the truck door shut, moving with a newfound purpose to the front door. He kicked off his boots, leaving them on the front porch. If you took care of the house, the least he could do was be mindful of it.
And laundry, he knew you fucking hated laundry.
The door swung open. Logan made a silent note in his head to oil the hinges of that thing, the creaking got on his nerves.
Heād heard faint music from outside, the notes only getting louder the closer he got to where he needed to be- near you. He knew you were cooking, he could smell the various seasonings and vegetables. But most of all the music. You always had something playing, but it was only ever this loud and upbeat when you were in the kitchen. Heād found you dancing and singing enough times to know what the deal was.
And tonight was no different.
He knew you loved this song, something your dad had you listen to as a kid. A song you grew up on and still loved to present day. He was never a big fan of 80s pop, but whatever you enjoyed he was right there with you. Bopping his head along or tapping his foot lightly, it always made you giggle.
He leant against the wall, watching as you moved with ease throughout the kitchen. How you werenāt an extraterrestrial being was beyond him. He swore you had a halo sometimes.
The grace of your smile, the lightness in your steps, even your voice as you sung along to the music entranced him. Like a siren call. He made his way into the room, smiling when you werenāt even phased in the slightest at him catching you mid concert.
He was however surprised when you pulled him in by his arms, swinging them back and forth as you laughed. He was so caught up in your smile he didnāt even register you telling him to dance with you. Slowly but surely he gave in, a deep, warm chuckle erupting from his chest as you jumped and sang with the energy of a kid on Christmas morning. Your soft hands and sweet scent making him all the more taken with you, if that was even possible.
He spun you, lifting you off the ground in his arms as you let out a squeal.
āLogan!ā
He put you down, not bothering to even try removing his arms from your waist as he looked down at you with the most lovesick expression on Earth. Scratch that, every universe. There wasnāt a single one where he hadnāt been head over heels in love with you.
āHi baby.ā He smirked when your face flushed as it always did when he called you that. He loved seeing it, it gave him butterflies. Even after all this time.
You slowly inched your arms around his neck, entangling your fingers with the hair on the base of his neck. He hummed and buried his face into your own, making you giggle. He pressed feather-light kisses on your neck and jaw before pulling back to look down at you once again.
You sung along to the rest of the song, Logan even joining in for one part:
āYouāre my lady, Iām your fool.ā
He sang, making you smile as you pecked his lips and he drew you in for a much deeper kiss.
āHow was work?ā You asked as he rested his forehead against yours. He groaned, not bothering to ruin the moment with the laundry list of complaints heād had about people.
āHell.ā He simply replied, āMissed ya too much.ā He mumbled against your lips, kissing you yet again.
You hummed in contentment against his mouth, pulling him impossibly closer. He was so intoxicating you nearly fell to the floor every time he kissed you. Always making you forget your name with the way his lips and tongue moved against your own.
He slowly walked you backwards, not breaking the kiss as he led you to your bedroom. Heād needed to show you how much he missed you since he left this morning. He was a lovesick fuck, and was damn proud of it.
You obliged without hesitation, allowing him to take control and softly rest you on your back on the bed. He kissed your eyelids, cheeks, nose, forehead. Anywhere that was accessible to him, he worshipped it- worshipped you. Your breath hitched, arching into him. Youād nearly forgotten you were in the middle of cooking when he came home. The realization hitting you in the face as you squirmed.
āLo, dinner.ā You huffed, trying- and failing- to push him away so you could finish cooking. Of course, you couldnāt fight off a man with a metal skeleton, let alone want to. You needed him, desperately. But you also wanted to make sure the house didnāt go up in flames.
āLogan.ā You groaned, he growled against your skin. Pinning you down effectively as he continued his trail of kisses down your body.
āLogan Howlett.ā You said with all the authority you could muster up in the moment. He stopped, lifting his head from your stomach and looking at you with a raised brow and that stupidly handsome smirk.
āYeah, baby?ā
āI gotta finish dinner.ā You tried to look as stern as you could, but the way his rough hands were gently stroking your thighs made it impossible. Not to mention the look on his face. You knew him well enough to recognize it. Whatever he was about to say would solidify the one thing you knew: you werenāt leaving this bed anytime soon.
āIāll cook. Jusā lemme have this, sweetheart. I missed ya.ā
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the gravity falls revival we deserve
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Why canāt follow babe bug :( (
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This is absolutely stupid. According to Trump:
āThe autism statāand you hear different numbers, but itās thousands. They say between 10 and 20 thousand,ā Trump said Friday during a National Governors Association meeting at the White House. āIf you go back 15 years ago, we had, like, nobody. It was one in 20,000. Now we have one in 34 ā¦ kids have autism.ā
āThe Pennsylvania Dutch, they donāt do anything and theyāre amazingly healthy,ā Trump said, offering the Pennsylvania ethnic groupās lifestyle as a potential model to avoid the disorder.
Autism isnāt rising or anything. Itās called better testing, better understanding, and better education/sources. And oh my god, the Pennsylvania Dutch (whatever that is), has autistic people too Iām willing to bet.
What does autism have to do with anything political?
God I hate him.
#autism#actually autistic#donald trump#this is absolutely stupid#autism isnāt rising#we have better testing and understanding#also vaccines donāt cause autism either#politics#feel free to share/reblog
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I donāt know how radioactive spider gets in the stone age but it was there and now thereās a bitch with a club going googa booga
art dump for my spidersona/oc, Spider Fool! They're from Earth in the year 1200 or something idk
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ok chat tag yourself which one are you
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A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!
(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#ming fan#ning yingying#listen. i know that the probable CORRECT way of reading this is that ''man i hate hearing about this stupid harem drama so much that#even hearing about something as gross as THIS would somehow be better!!''#but i choose not to read it that way#because sqq and his monster obsession is absolutely hilarious to me#he's already kept the short haired beast why not build onto the menagerie?#also i like to headcanon that sqh has a PARTICULAR dislike for these things after sqq kept fucking throwing them at him during#the immortal alliance conference#my art#EDIT: why must one always notice the typos while in bed two hours after posting??#peace and love for everyone that politely ignored that and reblogged it anyway
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TENT TIME TENT TIME YAAAAY!!
I'm super happy to share this with you! I literally started these panels a MONTH ago - that's when I drew the first two, the exterior + interior of the tent. And ever since then, I've been chipping away at this veeeery slowly. I was way too dedicated to drawing Fords field research tent with the sappiest, coziest, corniest, most self indulgent winter vibes I could conjure. Also I'm sorry if Ford looks like a different man in every drawing, it WILL happen again.
I'm working on the next part now! Friendly reminder you can see updates early on Patreon :D
#it may be stupid to post this after midnight#but I dont care#i want people to see this#if it doesnt hit enough eyes tonight ill just reblog tomorrow#billford#billford fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#sketchbook#pencil art#pencil drawing#traditional art#traditional drawing#bill cipher#stanford pines#bill cipher fanart#stanford pines fanart#book of bill#billford comic#gravity falls comic#character art#character drawing
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I really like this but uh. For some reason booette's chest bothers me a lot :(
Bowsette & Boette
for the For theĀ Trinquette ChallengeĀ
poses from @jookpubstock (Bowsette) & @adorkastock (Boette)
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it is so funny to me that studies apparently show that autistic people have more of the Sonic Hedgehog protein (protein essential for splitting the front of ur brain into two seperate halves and your eyes into two seperate eyes during early development) in their bodies than neurotypicals do. like. i cannot believe i was genetically predispositioned to get this one hyperfixation and it did in fact get my ass majorly
#willing to reblog with sources if anyones curious#dox rambles#autism#sonic the hedgehog#FUCK IT MAIN TAGS WE BALL#autism memes#autistic#actually autistic#sth#sonic#sonic fandom#you can all deal with this stupid fact! suffer with me
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this has happened to all of us right? it's very normal to have that one annoying coworker you wanna fuck. right???
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Eyes...
why is she so EYES....
click for better quality and reblogs > likes!
#stupid reblog#one of the times im mad im blocked by someone without reason cuz i rlly wanna like the post but idk why im blocked#:(
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Guilt tripping people does nothing but cause vulnerable folks to spiral and make folks who dont live with moral OCD feel negatively toward your cause
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Woah Mind visits Heart in apathy, its an animatic
Audio:Invader Zim enter the Florpus
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do you mind..?
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I FINISHED THISS HOORAAYYYš½
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