#stupid rants

[gothhobbithoe]

but why only one slayer at a time? like it doesnt really make sense. think about how big the world is and there's only one person in the world at the time with the powers of a slayer?

like yes people can be trained in combat but The Slayer is superhuman so why is it that only person at a time is allowed to have slayer powers. Do they have to rent them out like a library book?

[pensbridge]

I know most people know this, but I need people to know that the Shondaland account where the video came from, the crew/cast... they don't set the dates. Netflix does. Netflix doesn't care about us. Netflix doesn't see us. So when angry commenters say something on someone's accounts it means nothing.. (it means nothing anyway, but if anything that's who an uproar should be aimed towards).

Because they won't care, it won't change anything, but you know what bad attention is the only thing we have. 😭😂

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

here’s a rant about some random facts i have stored in my head (all of these (expect maybe the first one) are quite obvious and you 99% most likely already knew it but whatever)

-if you’re ever feeling nauseous/car sick eat saltine crackers and Sprite or some soda, the carbonation will inflate the saltine crackers and the liquid in general will make the crackers dense in your stomach, making you feel like you’re full so your body won’t want to throw up anymore

-in order to make sure macaron batter is the correct consistency, you have to be able to drape the batter into the figure “8” three times without it breaking

-in medieval times, since people didn’t have toilets they would have streets dedicated to shitting. you would just stick your ass out the window and take a shit. or while you were walking down the street. some places actually still have that, but in foreign countries that i can’t entirely remember right now

-wombat poop is cube shaped

-honey never spoils, even in years time and without a secure lid

-in the rhyme “Jack and Jill went up the hill” when Jack fell down and broke his crown, they didn’t mean the royalty kind they meant the body part (i dunno, i was just so surprised as a kid when i found that out)

-the classic rhyme “ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies,” is actually based off the Bubonic Plague. a rosy was a person who was dying of the Plague, and they would keep a flower called “posies” in their pockets to help cover up the stench of their flesh rotting. then of course it was highly contagious as you know, so that explains the “we all fall down” line (again just another one i found world-shattering as a kid)

-in the original Cinderella, the stepsisters get their eyeballs plucked out by birds in the end. (i have a book, “Grimm’s fairytales”, and it has all the original fairytales, including Cinderella and such so that’s how i knew that one)

-one of my personal favorites, but in Aristocats O’Malley’s full name is Abraham Delacey Geoseppi Casey Thomas O’Malley, and each name actually from different regions of England

[xevexen]

in my active era !! I think im gonna start random rants and improve in my moodboards whcih I think I'm already doing !! RAHHH tysm for my followerss and the likes and the support

[zizigia]

Some rants about not so popular ships (to be fair it's literally the second most populer on the fandom.) The fandom is so dry hell? LIKE THERE'S NO GOOD FICS ABOUT SHIPS AND MORE INTO CHARACTERS X READERS. Don't get me wrong, if the idea original, like i would "that's not that bad." BUT BRO?? ALMOST FOR THAT 20 CHAPS ONLY COPY WRITING FROM THE WEBTOON ITSELF. HELL??? Canon divergence. Sure.. i mean don't take all the story writing to your fics. Hell it just like re read the webcomic without a picture and your oc/your name something. TAKE A CREATIVITY GOSHH.

Ao3 literally there just like idk 2 writers active.. well they did a great a job, like omg thank u. There's an AU and all, im gonna kms omg. I REALLY WANTED A GOOD FIC ABOUT MY SHIPS HELL "Why don't u write?" ALREADY DID. AND I DO MY JOB IS DONE HERE.

Im so tired.. like omg... (What did i expected from this webtoon to be fair..)

[ded-inside-anonymous]

I think I've figured out what I want most in a partner. I was someone who listens when I tell them random things I find interesting, who ask questions and when I don't know the answer, listens to me tell them what I find when I Google it and doesn't just stop paying attention half way through. I think I want to find someone who loves me enough to listen to me. And I hope one day I find someone I love enough to always want to listen to too.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[littlecrow4]

I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?

[bleakbluejay]

you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.

grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.

[broadwayfangirl222]

I don't ship Vox and Alastor but I adore the idea of it as this one-sided thing. Like Vox is, on some level, low key into Alastor. That his side of the rivaly, outside of the obvious old vs new debate they have, is kinda like that old, stupid stereotype of the asshole kid pulling on their crush's pigtails (as well as just being pissed off 'cause he got rejected) Meanwhile for Alastor, he just genuinely hates Vox and has fun messing with him

[sharkylad]

Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.

Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?

Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.

The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.

Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.

It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.

I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.

He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.

[sapphic-sprite]

A reminder that lesbians need abortions too. There are tons of reasons why a lesbian might need an abortion so kindly stop saying we are lucky we don’t have to worry about the current state of the US. It’s stupid that I even have to say this and I’m tired of seeing the take that we shouldn’t have to worry about abortion access being taken away in many states.

[quantumshade]

can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

a fucking rant. tw: suicidal thoughts

i remember last night i thought. what if i just restart my life? only tell umbrella, fake my death, and move away to some new state. just get away from this goddamn place, get a new family, start fresh. basically kill myself but only here in this town. and also get a new # and cut everyone else off. maybe, this is more in my grasp, but i actually tell my parents i need a week or two away from them and everyone, and maybe i can have bubble take me in for a bit. they may be more willing, since in the past theyve helped w school mornings bc both parents had work early, so they just dropped me n my sis off at bubble's and they helped us get completely ready and drive us to school. maybe they can help…that's what i thought at least. so bubble said she couldnt bc her parents r already having a little trouble taking care of her and her siblings, so then i asked another friend (for future ref ima call herr ummmmm bead. like a bracelet bead) and she said not a week, her mom couldnt do that, BUT for a night or 2. we agreed for 2 nights in abt a week and we're both gonna talk to our moms abt it. and i asked umbrella as the last resort for the remaining week or so, since she seems like a safe option. "At most, my mom would say two or three nights but it def prob wont be a week. Bc my mom is also not doing the best with money. But i mean, it might work out if u give my mom a good enough reason" was umbrella's response. or at this rate i can just…actually idk. idk what i can do if this doesn't work out. i need at least a week and a half out of this house and isolated from my family and most my friends or i'll prob kms. but, i honestly should've expected this, i can't have a week. i can ask yet another willing friend, but that'll be hopping to like 3 diff houses in a week. at this rate i'll just run away and camp in the goddamn woods or som' idfk. but i do really appreciate all the help i can get. i just…i'm fucking lost. im lost in a state of barely keeping myself alive and needing to isolate and take a huge break from everyone but i cant…im getting help from dear friends, but its not quite enough…i need help but i cant get it. i dont fucking know what to do. im barely holding on by the threads here.

ugh i have so much i need to think on. what to do right here in the moment, keep myself alive, how to present this to my parents, how i'll play it out, how i'll even fake my own death n stuff, other options i can do, etc. im just…again, lost. my brain is scrambled and im on the verge of grabbing my bandana and hanging myself or smth. umbrella, @marshhell, @bananabreadcroissant, @howdydoodle-toodleloo r the only ppl keeping me alive.

[the-pineapple-cake]

I hate when you’re reading an interesting fic and then they through in some stupid subtle anti Jedi thing like ‘Oh the Jedi don’t have mattress because comfort leads to the dark side’ and it’s just like. no the Jedi didn’t do that, don’t be stupid, and so now you just can’t enjoy the fic.

[ins4nebxtch]

god i know how all of this rn is probably for character development and shit, but how i wish i was dead