#stupid poo

[prismaticpichu]

Angeal’s most elaborate prank: Switching the salt and pepper shakers before setting the table. Also knock-knock jokes.

Sephiroth’s most elaborate prank: Putting out a wet floor sign on a dry hallway and gaslighting people into thinking it’s slippery

Genesis’s most elaborate prank: Changing Sephiroth’s ringtone while he’s the bathroom to I Wanna Dance With Somebody, setting his volume to max, and calling him 35 minutes later while he’s in a meeting.

Zack’s most elaborate prank: Notoriously dubbed “The Day Everyone in ShinRa Was Convinced That Genesis Was a Mermaid.”

[sabertoothwalrus]

the way this baby show (affectionate) makes me go stupid

[frenzyarts]

Clocking in every day for my shift at the pee pee poo poo factory. It’s hard work but somebody’s gotta do it.

[protemporescitor]

Headcanon it how you like. Play with (and fetishize) your toys as you wish. But if you genuinely believe that Cloud Strife is "weak", you are objectively a stupid person.

[whiskingskin]

Dudes will have millions of dollars and all the free time in the world and a cool car and their own company and endless free time and with all that power they will sit at their computer and bash 1/3rd of the very website they own

[creek-ink]

ah yes, tobias rogers aka-

ticci-toby

the tobster

dicky-toby

the waffle consumer

slut

mr. rogers

my favorite dumbass

bitch

[krissiefox]

(originally from here: https://twitter.com/adamtotscomix/status/1279329941147004930 )

[heycarrots]

*Runs shrieking into Tumblr*

It’s READY!!! Episode two of Reading Between the Lines Podcast is LIVE!!

I had such a wonderful time chatting with @jaynovz and, luckily, I’ll get to do so a regular basis as we work together on Jay’s cupcake AU audio series! 🥳

If you listen, let Jay know how much you loved both her story and her insights!

Anyone else impressed I managed to make it an entire episode and a half without gushing over Toby Stephens? I certainly am! And that streak has ended, my friends.

All hail the amazing creators of the Black Sails Fandom, may they reign in censorship and fear forever. 🙏　Once again, THANK YOU so much to Kelsey, aka @magicbubblepipe for your GLORIOUS episode art! Your work turns my heart into a puddle of warmth in the pit of my stomach this podcast wouldn’t be the same without your wonderful aesthetic touch.

I’ll drop the link to the book referenced in our discussion, for those looking for tools to hone their skills.

But first . . .

You Turned Me Into Somebody Loved by Jaynovz

And the book Jay referenced is Romancing the Beat . . .

[eevee-and-co]

have a dumbass video while i contemplate the state of this blog

[godofhyperrainbows]

"The sun will rise tomorrow, the birds will chirp, and all will be well." - Me after losing 20 games in a row to the same fucking guy

[marsbotz]

forgor how to draw furries again 💀

[myfriendtheghost]

goodnight my sweetest little lad

[1tbls]

i love love love when harry calls kim "baby" in fic. and much more rare, kim calling harry any pet name at all. i love pet names, they are cute :')

[bridge-angel-bug]

rlly living in a night in the woods world rn... in my childhood hometown working at food lion seeing all the ppl who know everything abt my life from my parents Facebook page and I don't even remember their faces. someone was decapitated at my store years ago and probably only a handful of the current employees even know about it hehe. anyway ill be at the snalcon all day if u wanna meet up and do some crimes after work

[littlewiseeyes]

You lied when you said you'd be good to me

[emiemi345]

Serotonin be like