#stupid joanne

[tj-crochets]

Crafting forecast has changed! Some local organizations are looking for, well, a lot of things for disaster relief, but the one I can help with is the request for baby blankets so I am switching into baby blanket mode for I don't know how long

[littleliterarylesbian]

I feel like the big "gatcha" of jegulus antis of them having some members of each other's families on their family trees is kind of fucking weird because.... EVERY wizard that's a pureblood or halfblood has in common people on every other family tree in some way shape or form.... wolfstar,,,,, ginny x harry (idk the ship name 😦), drarry, ect. THE WIZARDING WORLD IS FILLED OF INCEST BECAUSE JOANNE WAS FUCKING STUPID WITH HER WORLD BUILDING. EVERY WIZARDING WORLD'S FAMILY TREE, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, IS ALL CONNECTED IN SOME WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I CANNOT STAND SOME OF Y'ALL WHO DON'T USE YOUR BRAIN AND THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THIS TO ARGUE AGAINST A SHIP THAT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL AND DOESN'T MEAN THAT THOSE SAME RULES ALSO DON'T APPLY TO YOU'RE FAV SHIPS 🫵

[radmalenia]

if you love sucking up to a nazi so much why don't you book yourself a first class one way trip to hogwarts, i heard terfs get to ride free in the furnace because they're so full of hot air and sure love going off the rails with their trainwreck takes

Dear, you are literally delusional. You have no room to say a single word about people like me being "full of hot air". Lmao!

One, you're deluded about her being a Nazi (I'm assuming you mean JK Rowling here.) I don't know where the fuck you got this idea, but it is so bullshit you may as well also start believing the earth is flat.

Two, you're deluded that people are "sucking up to her" - when actually it's that people respect and love what she has to say and what she does, and therefore genuinely like her and support her.

Three, you're deluded about "terfs" being treated horribly in a world where Hogwarts existed.

~ "Terfs" are kind, strong, intelligent, normal women; who stand up for their rights and for all women, and who have ideological disagreements and criticisms of transgender beliefs. That's...not exactly an evil character. That's fairly neutral as far as people go; and it makes for a good character, in fact.

~ Also, Harry Potter characters are often known to have short patience for the sort of nonsensical bullshit that trans ideologists would tell them about gender identity... Judging off what we're told of them; most if not all would brush that shit off with a laugh. They'd look at you like you have two heads. And would therefore be rather sympathetic to women like us who are challenging your beliefs.

~ This would particularly be true once they learn about things like you putting males in women's prisons, bathrooms, locker rooms, sports, even lesbian dating apps...by letting them just claim to be women. The average person IRL doesn't support that shit here in the real world - why would they in this one?? Harry Potter is about humans, therefore human sexual dimorphism is also real there; and so the characters understand sex and women's needs for female only spaces - (I could even pull stuff out of the books to show that if I really wanted to spend extra time on this, but it's not needed.)

Four, you're deluded that the Hogwarts Express could ever "go off the rails" - it's a magical train and known for perfect punctuality!

Overall you desperately need to work on your insults. They're all over the place, full of holes and bullshit, show your ignorance; and basically are incredibly weak and lame.

Seriously, I could eat alphabet soup and then shit out something more coherent and more stinging than whatever the fuck that flop of an ask was. That ask was a trainwreck; my dear delusional anon. You failed miserably and made a fool of yourself, and you literally were projecting when you spoke of "trainwrecks". 😂 So, nice try. It didn't work. Try again perhaps, if you have the guts for it...

[beeinc]

So it's musical season and you won't guess what we're doing

[bublinko]

NEW STICKERS:

Lady Gaga 2 stickers - Chromatica, Stupid Love & Born This Way Bowie Aladdin Sane

ONLY ONE IN STOCK, AVAILABLE HERE

[blondeaxolotl]

Wait, on the circus ark where Doll reveals she's a girl, does...does that mean in your Red Butler AU Joanne made Lizzy feel his crotch-

No LMAOO, if Joanne even joked about that to Elizabeth, he would've been the first dead, Lizzy would've probably turned to violence so fast not even Grell would've been fast enough to save him

[sharkieboi]

just finished the Broken Earth trilogy and ngl I’m never gonna be the same

[spicywreck]

fyi to any transphobes out there, you come on my blog? I'll block you. Touch grass 💕

[intheangeiscity]

— Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward's love story, as told by the Cruel Summer bridge.

[pink-lightsabre]

cerrit "my friends call me pinch" argupnin. who gets called pinch once in the entire series. by his coworker. and not at ALL by any of his best friends.

makes me crazy.

[roachiefartsncrafts]

falin cosplay wip <3

[authorwithissues]

The Emotional Support Tapir is ready to be mailed 🙌

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Gnawing on my controller over the Destroy ending wrecking the relays but for some reason mysteriously it doesnt blow up the entire galaxy. Like. We did establish that damaging the realays caused solar system destroying explosions that is a thing we did.

Anyway I guess this is the type of stuff u get when u DONT TREAT YOUR STAFF RIGHT BIOWARE its fine im cool im chill.

[marv3l-drag0ns]

Today sure went.

[livvyofthelake]

crazy to me that this person called the mortal instruments published harry potter fanfic and then in replies to a comment clarifies that they know it’s not actually published harry potter fanfiction. taking inspiration and elements from a fanfiction you wrote and dropping them into an original work you created is not “published fanfiction” babe you sound fucking ridiculous. you cannot discount the care and thought and work cassandra clare has put into the shadowhunter universe for almost 20 years as “just harry potter fanfiction” because you heard some idiot that doesn’t know how genre works say it five years ago. “steles are just wands it’s hp fanfic!” what are you talking about… steles are actually not wands and they serve a whole other purpose than wands. also wands we’re not invented by jkr for harry potter. you know that right. it’s important to me that you know that. i’m not trying to defend everything cassandra has ever done and say she didn’t take a lot from her harry potter fanfic and put it in her books, i know she did that, i know all about her problematic harry potter fanfictions. i’m saying it’s so fucking rude and disrespectful to try to write off all of the original work she’s done and the expansive universe she created as fanfiction. no it’s not, you will just make up reasons to discredit her because you think she’s hashtag problematic and deserves it. and baby i stand with my problematic wife. she only did some of that!!! you can’t say she’s a freak with an incest fetish when that’s only a subplot in ONE book series she wrote and the only character she was actually an incestuous weirdo was the bad guy. yeah it was WEIRD that clary and jace thought they were siblings for two books. WE THE AUDIENCE knew they weren’t. ok it wasn’t explicit that we were supposed to know they weren’t but anyone with sense would read the end of city of bones and go “well that’s not true lol” and even if you didn’t she only wrote that “twist” because it was 2006 and she was trying to be edgy and challenge people’s perceptions. she would never do that now be serious. i know she wrote weird ass fanfiction, she’s a weirdo and it’s fanfiction and she (and society) was stupider back then and she would not do any of that now. and trying to use a couple semi-related things about her life before she was a famous published author to try to make her original work look lesser, is insane. also half the things people point at when trying to “prove” tmi is harry potter fanfic are just like. public domain concepts and character archetypes. because harry potter fans aren’t actually fans of the fantasy genre and don’t understand that 70% of the “world” jkr created is just. public domain fantasy concepts and character archetypes. remember the time my sister (harry potter fan. not a fantasy genre fan) found out about griffins (mythical creature that has existed in the genre for like. centuries) and she thought the concept of a griffin was taken from harry potter’s hippogriff. i’m never letting her live that down btw i lost like. 40% of my respect for her that day. and the context in which she found out about griffins makes her look even worse. we don’t have to get into it. anyway. i just can’t stand it when people say stupid stuff about cassandra clare because they’re purposefully looking at her and her body of work with the most bad faith perspective imaginable. also if you’re a harry potter fan i don’t think you can really justify hating cassandra clare because she’s “problematic”. like ok…. look inside.

[traveling-madness]

I've been complaining about my job for days and I'm actively looking for another one but I think it's only fair to look at some positives. So! Behold some of my favorite customers who aren't regulars but I wish they were:

- Stunningly gorgeous woman who spoke barely above a whisper to keep her voice pitched up until I outed myself as queer with a (definitely not work appropriate) joke about getting called a slur, who proceeded to laugh hard enough to double over and then spoke to me at a normal volume for the rest of the exchange.

-The group of young women getting their law degrees who made legally blonde seem like real life and went bananas over a picture of a crochet frog I made

-The little girl who introduced herself to me by first name, turned and gestured to her parents, and with all the confidence of a supervisor introducing work friends at an office party said "And this is Daniel and Megan." Before admitting that she doesn't usually call them that.

-Every dog but especially the one named Oliver who jumped out of the cart onto the counter, flopped over to demand pets, and proceeded to lick my hands and sometimes face for the entire duration of checkout.

-Truck driver who came in today, called me his hero 4 times because I was able to show him where various clasps and keychain hooks were, compliment my name thrice, then went and got his mother to consult her opinions on storage bins.

-Every single customer who has seen me on the verge of shutting down facing a 10+ person line by myself and has quietly told me I'm doing amazing.