#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner?

[drawfee-quot3s]

i cAn't figure out what this is. soo i've just decided that he's going to be melting

- julia

[dzknik]

if it turns out jurgen leitner is still alive down there jonny you better watch your fucking back i swear

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

[disappointingcabbage]

HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

[driedlillies]

AU where Gerry lives and he somehow finds himself in the tunnels with Jon (I haven’t thought about the logistics) and when Leitner finds them he takes one look at Gerry and BOOKS IT back to a hideout

[horseradish-girly]

Jurgen Leitner must experience brutal pipe murder in every universe

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Sasha, Melanie and Cel but is just Melanie making friends and trying to get them to kill Elias (alterbativally best ghost hunter trio).

Elias, Grizzop and Zolf but Elias is so busy going "what type of Peter Lukas is that and should I divorce him too" with Zolf he doesn't realize Grizzop killing him.

Martin and Wilde but is just Wilde way to elaborated excuses to not honestly review Martin's poetry and Martin's elaborated hidden tests around "is this an alternate historical figure or the Stranger being silly?".

Azu and Jon but is just cause Jon needs a hug and Azu is way to competent she could solve TMA with marbles, hugs and axes.

Hamid, Tim and TMA Sasha just cause I think they would be neat together. But mostly Hamid and Sasha research into danger zone repeatedly.

Bertie and Jurgen Leitner cause Leitner deserves to have to deal with Bertie and I think that Bertie would have a lot of underseved fun if he got eldrish permission to be openly fucked up and evil.

[rebeccaberry]

BRUTAL PIPE MURDER ANNIVERSARY TODAY!

Let's all do anything except pay respects to that old man goth book collector!

[lailas-in-space]

Happy death day, Jurgen Leitner. You are not missed.

[beholdingsarchivist]

HAPPY BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY!!!!

stupid crusty old man. anyways this is my leitner rant necklace

[lostinthevoidandthestars]

Welp, that's obviously a Leitner

[aderangedmouse]

[driedlillies]

Head empty only Gerry sometimes thinking back to that pathetic old man he beat up and mentally sending him an apology because he mistook him for an evil librarian with fucked up books (you’ll never believe who the old guy was—)

[bizarre-brew]

Imp woke up not feeling well so he spent most of the day napping and trying to get some fresh air. He did find a cool book though.

[azocscreativespace]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate :)

Don't smoke, kids, smoking kills

If you're in the Netherlands and go to Tomocon Oss this year, you can buy this print :D

Insta for my button and print designs: BlobjesArt

[downloadablecreature]

Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.