#stupid fucking bullshit

[1mpm0n]

food should be free forever and ill kick your stupid ass if you disagree

[doggoagogo]

I know you all hate AI but I told Bing to make a live action Deltarune move starring Timothee Chalamet, Ryan Gosling, Michelle Rodriguez, Jim Carry, and Danny Devito and this is what I got.

[love-you-into-pieces]

I'm so sick of metaphors.

I'm not a dog.

I'm not a bird.

I'm not a flower in the sun.

I'm real.

Even when you leave me behind I'm here.

I'll wait by my phone for you to remember me.

You leave me behind and I still wait

Hoping all these pretty words will make you see

I'll always be here, waiting to be seen

Waiting for you to care enough to notice me.

[halstar-the-clown]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf

But you’ll have to prepare yourself for this one

[spiritwildheartofachild]

Roasted chicken is 1000000000000x WORSE than fried chicken but all the fried fucking chicken has fucking dairy except for one type from KFC but the last time I ate there I found mold in my iced tea.

I have had the worst fucking day.

[jesseuno]

Literally being scolded for giving someone the very space that they asked for. I’m at a loss here.

[neuromantis]

i always thought this. to truly kill a monster, to gain it's strength, you should eat as much of it as possible.

i wish i still had any parts of her. the only thing i have is a short lock of hair. and hair... is not good for that type of thing. blood is easy. meat is preferable and most efficient. what good swallowing some hair could do besides give me a stone in my guts.

[sootends]

shdijfg im so mad my friends were over tonight and one of my buddies starts talking about the state of palestine. hes a downer about it, hes not hopeful- whatever. he can think whatever he wants. but man- hes at my table saying shit like "theyre gonna get the shit ethnically cleansed outta them" and "palestine is doooone" over and over and like bro THE FUCKING DISRESPECT!!!! THOSE ARE HUMAN BEINGS UR TALKING ABOUT. im so fucking angry with myself bc i tried to talk to him but he didnt understand what i was trying to SAY AAAAARRRRUFUDBSJKDNDIDKWKDKF FUCKING HELL

[erigold13261]

Hate how my family thinks a "debate" is just talking for 30 minutes about a topic and going to the next with each other and not letting me say my piece on the matter. They create a damn echo chamber and I never let me say my piece.

Like my sister recognizes she does this and has been trying to let me speak more, but now that my brother is here with us they just do the whole fucking echo chamber thing. I get to say like half of my opinion/point and they but in not even letting me finish the whole fucking sentence.

[wheatlev]

oof ow my knee

[nabsthevulture]

Fuck Banks for fucking real

[leclerc-s]

so let me gets this straight, the fia can excuse sexual harassment allegations against CH but they draw the line at max verstappen saying the car is fucked??

[nellasbookplanet]

Ludinus is so funny like... 'poor innocent Aeor was just Minding its Business (and totally not developing weapons and blowing up other cities for fun) when the mean gods just DECIDED to start a war (which had nothing at all to do with wizardly hubris releasing the betrayers). They were just trying to Protect their Families (by developing a weapon that could kill all the gods, including the ones trying to save Exandria, possibly by harnessing Predathos itself) when the meanie gods struck them down unprovoked :( anyway, I shall now convince you of all this by making you look at the Unethical Aeorian Panopticon, which monitored all its citizens absolutely at all times :) surely this will make you realize how innocent they were!'

[h3llthing]

I fucking hate it when horror movies make slashers who were Just Normal Guys into unstoppable supernatural forces. like guys not everyone has to be Mikey. stop making Ghostface fucking teleport! he is fun because no matter who it is he eats shit in every chase!!!!

[crimson-constellations]

atla modern au where suki & zuko are life guards for the summer and sokka just keeps drowning

[niko-mesu-the-dragon-dog]

old tired women yuri.

if u even care