#stupid fucking bullshit

[cricket-mound]

going normal about them. will eventually write a high fantasy au where THEY ARE NOT HALF-BROTHERS?? like everything else is the same because Dark Knight of Steel is beautiful and overall pretty interesting but WHAT‼️

my personal conspiracy is that they were way 2 gay for each other and the writers had to retcot that somehow. MARTHA WAYNE WOULD NEVER 👎

[1mpm0n]

food should be free forever and ill kick your stupid ass if you disagree

[love-you-into-pieces]

I'm so sick of metaphors.

I'm not a dog.

I'm not a bird.

I'm not a flower in the sun.

I'm real.

Even when you leave me behind I'm here.

I'll wait by my phone for you to remember me.

You leave me behind and I still wait

Hoping all these pretty words will make you see

I'll always be here, waiting to be seen

Waiting for you to care enough to notice me.

[halstar-the-clown]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf

But you’ll have to prepare yourself for this one

[spiritwildheartofachild]

Roasted chicken is 1000000000000x WORSE than fried chicken but all the fried fucking chicken has fucking dairy except for one type from KFC but the last time I ate there I found mold in my iced tea.

I have had the worst fucking day.

[babiezomb]

people complaining about getting their bonus late or not getting enough and im like.... u guys are getting a bonus?....... :( no fair

[wishmaker-astra]

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, QUIT SPAMMING MY INBOX AT 8:30PM LINKEDIN, I TURNED OFF EVERYTHING IN YOUR OPTIONS SECTION.

ALSO CALLING IT "RESHARED" IS LAME AS FUCK. ESPECIALLY ON POSTS I NEVER INTERACTED WITH. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EMAILS. AND THE REBLOGS AND STUFF THERE ARE ALWAYS CORP SPEAK BS

[neuromantis]

i always thought this. to truly kill a monster, to gain it's strength, you should eat as much of it as possible.

i wish i still had any parts of her. the only thing i have is a short lock of hair. and hair... is not good for that type of thing. blood is easy. meat is preferable and most efficient. what good swallowing some hair could do besides give me a stone in my guts.

[sootends]

shdijfg im so mad my friends were over tonight and one of my buddies starts talking about the state of palestine. hes a downer about it, hes not hopeful- whatever. he can think whatever he wants. but man- hes at my table saying shit like "theyre gonna get the shit ethnically cleansed outta them" and "palestine is doooone" over and over and like bro THE FUCKING DISRESPECT!!!! THOSE ARE HUMAN BEINGS UR TALKING ABOUT. im so fucking angry with myself bc i tried to talk to him but he didnt understand what i was trying to SAY AAAAARRRRUFUDBSJKDNDIDKWKDKF FUCKING HELL

[erigold13261]

Hate how my family thinks a "debate" is just talking for 30 minutes about a topic and going to the next with each other and not letting me say my piece on the matter. They create a damn echo chamber and I never let me say my piece.

Like my sister recognizes she does this and has been trying to let me speak more, but now that my brother is here with us they just do the whole fucking echo chamber thing. I get to say like half of my opinion/point and they but in not even letting me finish the whole fucking sentence.

[wheatlev]

oof ow my knee

[nabsthevulture]

Fuck Banks for fucking real

[mirrorball-leclerc]

so let me gets this straight, the fia can excuse sexual harassment allegations against CH but they draw the line at max verstappen saying the car is fucked??

[iceinherheart-kissonherlips]

for years we'd thought that Gaiman is just a cool good guy who's on tumblr to keep in touch with his fans and help them, while in fact he very well could've used this place to look for new victims

[hopeswriting]

reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he

A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)

B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior

C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)

D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up

E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person

also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.

this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.

so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"

just maybe, consider listening to him

[nellasbookplanet]

Ludinus is so funny like... 'poor innocent Aeor was just Minding its Business (and totally not developing weapons and blowing up other cities for fun) when the mean gods just DECIDED to start a war (which had nothing at all to do with wizardly hubris releasing the betrayers). They were just trying to Protect their Families (by developing a weapon that could kill all the gods, including the ones trying to save Exandria, possibly by harnessing Predathos itself) when the meanie gods struck them down unprovoked :( anyway, I shall now convince you of all this by making you look at the Unethical Aeorian Panopticon, which monitored all its citizens absolutely at all times :) surely this will make you realize how innocent they were!'