#stupid ass ask

[crumpetsandbiscuits]

"percabeth is the best romance in literature" READ BOOKS FOR ADULTS

The fact you’re anon is very telling.

I’m a minor, thank you very much.

I never said that, I was agreeing with the point that Percabeth is the best HETEROSEXUAL ship in MODERN literature.

Since you want me to read books for adults, I want a recommendation. And no, this is not sarcasm. I want you to give me a hetero ship that is better than Percabeth in modern literature.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY THAT I’M A MINOR FOR YOU TO BE GOOD AT CRITICISM!!!

“Read books for adults” act like an adult.

@myfairkatiecat because this ask reminds me of you for some reason

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

[vebokki]

i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

[shotmrmiller]

re: rugby team ghoap

it'd been a one-off, seize-the-moment kind of thing. casual hookups aren't really for you, plus you distinctly remember your ex prating on about how the team would only be here for the weekend hence the absolute burning need to go, and you've got work monday.

goodbye, great knowing them. you'd traipsed out of the hotel room with your sneakers in hand, soap's used jersey in the other- a memento of sorts, a trophy. mild serial killer behavior but you reckon since you just became another pearl in their long string of conquests, the least you could do is take something with you that won't be gone with a warm epsom salt bath and a couple of days rest.

("would ye believe yer the prettiest we've ever brought back with us?" right. you know where you stand on that scale, and people like you don't typically pull men like them. another cringe-worthy comment like that and you'd mistake their interest with pity.)

you'd put both jerseys in the wash later that day, and the rattling of your washing machine marked the end of your exciting weekend.

or so you'd thought. from your side of things, you'd wiped your hands clean of their sweat, spit and come and went home, once again falling back into semi-familiarity, expecting to go to work feeling completely relaxed and loose, in more ways than one, while ignoring the photos taken of you and the "star players" at the stadium on social media.

(no one caught your face, what bloody luck.)

when you see them again, it's by pure chance. you'd been ordering a sandwich at a deli down the street, hand already reaching for your wallet when an arm curls around your shoulders, dark, coarse hair of a forearm brushing against your cheek.

cedarwood and citrus. it clings to your senses— a sharp, tangy reminder of that time you'd only look back on when the familiar pang of want pooled searing hot between your legs. small world, you suppose.

"didnae leave a note. stole my jersey. 'm surprised ye didnae leave us money on the table, bonnie." warmth flared beneath your cheeks but you didn't cow to his crude joke.

"i suppose i could've left a tip. what do you want?"

the playful lines around his eyes smoothed as his lips straightened into a firm line, his eyes frostbitten. you ignore the way his touch makes you feel trapped, tethered, a cage made of velvet.

"took my shirt and then didn't show up to a single game after tha'. jus' gettin' wha' i'm owed. unless he's yer favorite."

how can he be your favorite when you know nothing about the sport they play and have no interest in knowing?

"too bad. we come as a package. get yer food, we've a place nearby."

(simon had been nowhere near as good-natured as johnny had about you leaving without a word. made you spit out apologies with swollen lips, only accepted the ones that came with a fluttering of your raw pussy around the splitting thickness of him while soap condescendingly cooed in your ear about lessons having to be learned the hard way.)

[cozylittleartblog]

50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

[craske]

Out of everyone, who was most likely to want to kill/attack Shadow Milk Cookie(in your au of course) taking advantage from the fact that Dark Enchantress Cookie stole his soul jam, leaving him powerless? Obviously after you know what. Sorry if the answer is obvious I’m just curious.

(Extra:ALSO SOMEBODY TELL SHADOW MILK COOKIE I SAID HI I LUV THAT SILLY CLOWN AND YOUR AU!)

"She's been giving me the look ever since I got here, you know? She should get over it, in my humble opinion!"

too bad for raisin and honestly everyone, hes pretty much untouchable right now, too useful to do that and stuff you know??

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[reading-tlt-help-me]

finally has gotten around to finish gtn act i and dude Harrow is 17.. Gideon keeps describing this satan incarnate super duper evil person then line drops something like she looks young and frail and shes actually short and emo and she teared up when she left her tomb of a planet what a loser

AND YOU WANT ME TO HATE HER????

THIS IS MY FIRST READ PLZ INTERACT WITH NO SPOILERS

[bananafire11]

Hi Banana, I love your drawings, one question, how do you imagine Wretched Jax if he drank the idiot sauce from episode 4? Would he be more "tame"?

Ty! Im so sorry this is so late, but to answer your question;

Stupid sauce would probably have a different effect on everyone, but for the sake of observing what Ragatha went through, he would be more 'tame', yes. The opportunity to simply not think for a few hours would be lovely for him, but on the other hand this leaves him unguarded.

So, he can have a few hours of relaxation at the cost of vulnerability. And he hates being vulnurable.

[captainkirkk]

it is truly criminal that more spider-man actors and voice actors don't put on the heaviest new york accent of all time

Okay but I do really appreciate when actors/ VAs purposefully thicken the accent when Peter is wearing the mask

Peter Parker, Regular Human Boy, is careful to be more soft-spoken and normal-sounding. But Spider-Man? He leans so heavily into the New York accent that Reddit has started to speculate that he's actually foreign and trying to disguise that

[gunstellations]

a little family

[cozymochi]

the literal SECOND i saw cecil i immanently clocked that it was Cedric, and I just wanted to say that is cool as hell and i like how silly that boy is. that is all, good day to you

thanks, it wasn’t exactly secret or subtle on my end lol

i like silly little Cecil too despite barely talking about him or my other boys openly 💜🪴💜

[twojamie-o-clock]

I was hoping to make this nicer but I’m so tired I’m not drawing anymore of this LOL. Anyway, surprised I haven’t seen this floating around yet so. Took the initiative ‼️ anyway. Is this too blue??

[fyllophobia]

never knew what hit him

[hiding-under-the-willow]

please tell me gjost au joel has a stupid car he's obsessed with

Well he absolutely has to now doesn't he

[ladyinthebluebox]

wE wAnT cOmPaNiOnS tO bE mEaN aGaIn!!!!!!!!!!

my siblings in the maker, you can't handle Taash calling Emmrich a death mage couple times or [checks notes] ...asking Neve about her clothes [?????????????]