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crumpetsandbiscuits · 3 months ago

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"percabeth is the best romance in literature" READ BOOKS FOR ADULTS

The fact you’re anon is very telling.

I’m a minor, thank you very much.

I never said that, I was agreeing with the point that Percabeth is the best HETEROSEXUAL ship in MODERN literature.

Since you want me to read books for adults, I want a recommendation. And no, this is not sarcasm. I want you to give me a hetero ship that is better than Percabeth in modern literature.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY THAT I’M A MINOR FOR YOU TO BE GOOD AT CRITICISM!!!

“Read books for adults” act like an adult.

@myfairkatiecat because this ask reminds me of you for some reason

#crumpet thinks #percy and annabeth #percabeth #percy jackson #percy pjo #annabeth chase #creepy anons #stupid ass ask #anon ask #anonymous #send anons #asks

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batcavescolony · 2 days ago

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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

#epic the musical #penelope of ithaca #odysseus #odysseus of ithaca #ithica saga #they're truly made for each other #epic #epic ithaca saga #jorge rivera herrans #the odyssey #Odysseus: 🥺#penelope x odysseus #ody you're too smart to be asking your wife stupid ass questions #incorrect epic quotes

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vebokki · 8 months ago

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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

#why haven't they moved out and gotten their own apt even tho they can afford it you may ask?#they both refuse to because they'd cry when they said goodbye to the other (even if they saw each other weekly)#the sibling bond is real folks #also for binghe being late is like. not being 30 mins early to impress shen yuan #scum villain self saving system #svsss #svsss fanart #luo binghe #sha hualing #mxtx #人渣反派自救系统 #next bingqiu when im done w comms babey #ALSO DO NOT COME FOR ME FOR BINGHES OUTFIT OKAY my stupid ass is scrolling all day on pinterest for ideas and coming up empty

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shotmrmiller · 4 months ago

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re: rugby team ghoap

it'd been a one-off, seize-the-moment kind of thing. casual hookups aren't really for you, plus you distinctly remember your ex prating on about how the team would only be here for the weekend hence the absolute burning need to go, and you've got work monday.

goodbye, great knowing them. you'd traipsed out of the hotel room with your sneakers in hand, soap's used jersey in the other- a memento of sorts, a trophy. mild serial killer behavior but you reckon since you just became another pearl in their long string of conquests, the least you could do is take something with you that won't be gone with a warm epsom salt bath and a couple of days rest.

("would ye believe yer the prettiest we've ever brought back with us?" right. you know where you stand on that scale, and people like you don't typically pull men like them. another cringe-worthy comment like that and you'd mistake their interest with pity.)

you'd put both jerseys in the wash later that day, and the rattling of your washing machine marked the end of your exciting weekend.

or so you'd thought. from your side of things, you'd wiped your hands clean of their sweat, spit and come and went home, once again falling back into semi-familiarity, expecting to go to work feeling completely relaxed and loose, in more ways than one, while ignoring the photos taken of you and the "star players" at the stadium on social media.

(no one caught your face, what bloody luck.)

when you see them again, it's by pure chance. you'd been ordering a sandwich at a deli down the street, hand already reaching for your wallet when an arm curls around your shoulders, dark, coarse hair of a forearm brushing against your cheek.

cedarwood and citrus. it clings to your senses— a sharp, tangy reminder of that time you'd only look back on when the familiar pang of want pooled searing hot between your legs. small world, you suppose.

"didnae leave a note. stole my jersey. 'm surprised ye didnae leave us money on the table, bonnie." warmth flared beneath your cheeks but you didn't cow to his crude joke.

"i suppose i could've left a tip. what do you want?"

the playful lines around his eyes smoothed as his lips straightened into a firm line, his eyes frostbitten. you ignore the way his touch makes you feel trapped, tethered, a cage made of velvet.

"took my shirt and then didn't show up to a single game after tha'. jus' gettin' wha' i'm owed. unless he's yer favorite."

how can he be your favorite when you know nothing about the sport they play and have no interest in knowing?

"too bad. we come as a package. get yer food, we've a place nearby."

(simon had been nowhere near as good-natured as johnny had about you leaving without a word. made you spit out apologies with swollen lips, only accepted the ones that came with a fluttering of your raw pussy around the splitting thickness of him while soap condescendingly cooed in your ear about lessons having to be learned the hard way.)

#love convenient things turning real inconvenient real fast #got insanely talented athletes huffing and puffing your house down because you didn't leave them a review on yelp #laswell had chewed their ass up and spit them out #dealing with the repercussions of their stupidity had been a fucking NIGHTMARE #she wont even ask if theyre dumb she already knows the answer #you think theyre sticking around til they gotta go again but then there you are #first class flight across the world sitting primly on simons lap #how are they supposed to win if their good luck charm is not with them?#ghoap x reader

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cozylittleartblog · 3 months ago

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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

#ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #doodles #art #ultrakill fanart #fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal #and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries #max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You #so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny #i learned bitch #i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when #the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders #''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:

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captainkirkk · 1 month ago

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it is truly criminal that more spider-man actors and voice actors don't put on the heaviest new york accent of all time

Okay but I do really appreciate when actors/ VAs purposefully thicken the accent when Peter is wearing the mask

Peter Parker, Regular Human Boy, is careful to be more soft-spoken and normal-sounding. But Spider-Man? He leans so heavily into the New York accent that Reddit has started to speculate that he's actually foreign and trying to disguise that

#peter: people will respect me more if i sound like a very grown new yorker so i need to lean into my normal accent #the internet: ......there's no way this stupid ass accent is real he's got to be british or Punjabi or fucking canadian or something #ask #marvel #spiderman #marvel headcanons #i feel like spectacular spiderman did this sometimes but i might just be misremembering #i also wanna say that andrew garfield's accent sometimes slipped into this when he was being spiderman buuuut he is british #and it might've just been his accent slipping

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 2 months ago

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The trend is way over and knowing me I'll never actually finish this but yippeeee!

#please don't get your hopes too high because I will most likely never manage to finish #my stupid ass actively asking people for suggestions and requests and then Not Doing It 👍#ANYWAYS #I'll just pick the ones I fancy from the suggestions #my post #sput chatters #art game #art challenge

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gunstellations · 11 months ago

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a little family

#buddy daddies #my art #doodles #sometimes a family is an two misfit assassins and the daughter of the guy you offed and thats a okay #but lets not talk about that #we love healing in this house and how do you heal if not after suffering #reis journey through depression and kazukis journey through grief #what 1 little girl does to a man #its 5 am all i can offer are doodles but i love them very much #i know we do reasonably get to call them cowards for not making it gay (esp at the end bc come on)#but i do love whatever relationship they have going becuase theyre just. Thats marriage babe....#theyre not going to be doing any dating with that committment that is the most domestic ass setting ive ever seen #everyone and their mother assumes theyre married/dating and doesnt even question it because theres NO QUESTION T O ASK #only the people involved apparently dont know theyre married #ok nvm they were cowards for not making it gay. but again. theyre clearly married your honor. theyre just a little stupid

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cozymochi · 4 months ago

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the literal SECOND i saw cecil i immanently clocked that it was Cedric, and I just wanted to say that is cool as hell and i like how silly that boy is. that is all, good day to you

thanks, it wasn’t exactly secret or subtle on my end lol

i like silly little Cecil too despite barely talking about him or my other boys openly 💜🪴💜

#my art #cozy ask #twstposting #cecil mugwort #i love his stupid ass name #he looks hella off model here rip.#this kinda wonky sorry ended up being a warm up #rook is in that corner #twst oc

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ladyinthebluebox · 29 days ago

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wE wAnT cOmPaNiOnS tO bE mEaN aGaIn!!!!!!!!!!

my siblings in the maker, you can't handle Taash calling Emmrich a death mage couple times or [checks notes] ...asking Neve about her clothes [?????????????]