#stuff the pancakes say

[the-pancakes-say-no]

[simping-on-the-daily]

Platonic yandere Stan with a nibling who does not like him. Fucking hates him, even. The only reason they didn't run away and report him to the FBI was because of the Power of Mabel. They don't call him Grunkle. They keep trying to steal his chair. They hide the remote from him. They keep calling him Ford. Stan's not sure if he wants to punch a teenager in the face, accept your hatred because he deserves all of it, or have the gall to get on his hands and knees and beg for even a scrape of your love

[avianii]

turns out all you need to kill artblock is a 70 page assignment from your history teacher you really don't wanna do :D

so here's more volleyball au (bottom right is not Mav fyi likeness is hard lol)

[holographicbutch]

Been awake for 3hrs and I'm so hungry but the place I wanna get breakfast at doesn't open for another hour. Why must I suffer

[ancient-day]

Heartbreaking! Goro Akechi doesn’t love or hate sweets, but a secret third thing (pleasantly neutral)

[starlos-soulmate]

He was a Sheriff

She was a Bandit

Can I make it anymore obvious?

[hellsite-detective]

Pancakes or waffles?

ah! my favorite of the two is pancakes, but i also do like waffles!

but if you were to ask me which of the two i wanted, pancakes would be my answer! i just love the fluffiness of pancakes, there’s something so comforting about it!!

[folktaylor]

also i accidentally girlbossed too close to the sun and did Too Well on a project at work and people noticed and complimented me which i have a hard time accepted compliments not related to my appearance somehow bc pls do not perceive my Inside & now i’m scared i’m not going to be able to hide behind my door and not be noticed anymore ): and they’re going to make me do more work ):

[newtness532]

if something says "consume immediately after opening", for how long after would you still use it?

[the-pancakes-say-no]

chapter 4

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles of the gay idiots feat Mona and my girlfriend's oc, Lilly :) (who is also a gay idiot)

[katwritesshit]

i love my mom but at the same time i hate her so fucking much. so i went up to her in the kitchen like "btw i found this cool pancake recipe it look rlly good, want some?" and shes like "sure" so im like. making my pancakes with maybe 0.5% more emotion than i do anything else and she randomly fucking comes up to me like "...you know theyre pancakes right?" and im like? "yeah thats what it says on the fucking recipe." and she's like "ok! you just seem really excited about it so im just making sure you know 😊"...KNOW WHAT???? THAT IM MAKING FUCKING PANCAKES??????? I THINK I FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN I FUCKING GOOGLED 'PANCAKE RECIPE' HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[dizzybevvie]

DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS BACK?>?????a??a?????????/1/1?!??!?/1/?!/1///?? NWO??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?! OTN TTHEH YEAR OD FOUR LORDF?????!?/1?!??!! 2023??!?!??!?!?!????!?!?!?!?! HUH??!?!??!?!?

[icewindandboringhorror]

It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Did you know manta rays are smart enough to recognize themselves in mirrors?

Didnt know that but i looked it up and yea!

Seems about right they are super intelligent so thats not much of a surprise. God i just love manta rays so much they are so cool

[flovverworks]

after a billion yrs i added a lil line about my gbf verse.....<3 one day i might flesh it out to something in-universe, but since gbf is so "oh ure from another world? ya that happens..." i....am gonna keep w that..........(also cuz i do think discussing the different ways of magic, moon-enemy & this n that is more fun like this