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#twst#twisted wonderland#twst incorrect quotes#twst yuu#twst wonderland#disney twst#twst memes#malleus draconia#malleyuu#stuff the pancakes say
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Platonic yandere Stan with a nibling who does not like him. Fucking hates him, even. The only reason they didn't run away and report him to the FBI was because of the Power of Mabel. They don't call him Grunkle. They keep trying to steal his chair. They hide the remote from him. They keep calling him Ford. Stan's not sure if he wants to punch a teenager in the face, accept your hatred because he deserves all of it, or have the gall to get on his hands and knees and beg for even a scrape of your love
#PLATONIC ONLY BE WEIRD AND ILL TAKE YOUR ARMPIT HAIR AND PUT THRM IN STAN'S PANCAKES#yandere gravity falls#gravity falls x reader#stan pines x reader#stanley pines x reader#simper says stuff
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turns out all you need to kill artblock is a 70 page assignment from your history teacher you really don't wanna do :D
so here's more volleyball au (bottom right is not Mav fyi likeness is hard lol)
#man I haven't used a sketchbook for anything except planning how I'm gonna draw stuff digitally in months lol#traditional mediums make me so nervous#the number of times I tried to Ctrl z lmaooo#my left hand just be spasming on the side like#WHY. ISN'T. THE. LINE. DISAPPEARING???!??!#anyways#top gun volleyball au#got the whole of the flyboys here cougar and merlin not included#top gun#top gun 1986#I'm too lazy to tag em all#so let's show some love to the neglected 4#leonard wolfman wolfe#rick hollywood neven#charles chipper piper#marcus sundown williams#half of these poses are ripped from haikyuu panels lol#what can I say it's a good manga#volleyball lingo is so weird tho#it's like yeah!! nice pancake!! nice dig!!#nice kill!!!#like kill????#where did that come from#and yes I did make sunchip 7 11 I was sleep deprived and it was funny to me
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Heartbreaking! Goro Akechi doesn’t love or hate sweets, but a secret third thing (pleasantly neutral)
#jest replays p5r (gayass%)#akechi goro#Let me say that I will always defend having fun with headcanons.#But I always thought it a little odd that people jumped to him HATING desserts just because he said he wasn’t partial to them.#he can and does enjoy them! but he probably prefers other stuff.#but also lmao rip to however he used to feel about pancakes because now he can’t even stand the word#if we really want to speculate he might enjoy fruit tarts or something if he’s used to eating apples frequently#sources say he eats out a lot and tries the latest food trends for conversation pieces and that taste doesn’t matter to him#so i think he feels neutral about most foods. we can assume he likes sushi based on him actively bringing it up.#and he likes leblanc’s coffee#but however he feels about spicy food we know he can’t handle it well lmao
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Pancakes or waffles?
ah! my favorite of the two is pancakes, but i also do like waffles!
but if you were to ask me which of the two i wanted, pancakes would be my answer! i just love the fluffiness of pancakes, there’s something so comforting about it!!
#hehe pancakes make me happy#also i just wanna say my favorite thing on this blog is when we talk about random stuff#like yuri or soup or whatever it’s just wonderful!#i want more of that!!#pancakes#waffles#ask#hellsite detective#not a post case#the detective responds
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He was a Sheriff
She was a Bandit
Can I make it anymore obvious?
#sk8r boi reference NFJWKDJX#also yes rotten star posting cuz i still love their silky rivalry#silly as if Pancake didnt kick Star in the face or Star didnt shoot Pancake#i mean it when i say it escalated#self ship stuff#the cake doth speak#🌵💫#rotten star#starcake#*SILLY RIVALRY#WHY KEYBOARD
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also i accidentally girlbossed too close to the sun and did Too Well on a project at work and people noticed and complimented me which i have a hard time accepted compliments not related to my appearance somehow bc pls do not perceive my Inside & now i’m scared i’m not going to be able to hide behind my door and not be noticed anymore ): and they’re going to make me do more work ):
#the only reward for doing well is more work#and listen i like to mind my business do my work scroll the internet and fuck off sometimes in complete privacy#unfortunately my people pleasing nature and fear of disappointing Authority coupled with my love for data and teaching myself stuff#made me do too well and i’m afraid my time under the radar is over#this is such an odd and specific issue but rn i’m not TRYING to advance anywhere#i’m good doing exactly what i’m already doing#we’re trying to have a baby#my job is just my job i’m there for the paychecks and absolutely killer benefits and general freedom#sigh#im ranting and if u actually read all#these u should send me an ask that says pancakes
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if something says "consume immediately after opening", for how long after would you still use it?
#mom made banana pancakes with a concentrated milk that she opened on sunday#and she says it's fine cause it smelled fine#and she supports that immediately can mean a week later#personally i believe that immediately means within that day. maaybe the next one#jo says stuff#personal ramblings
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doodles of the gay idiots feat Mona and my girlfriend's oc, Lilly :) (who is also a gay idiot)
#oh the pain Mona would have Peter go through when playing#Jay tried to warn him but he didn't listen#though Jay would probably fall harder for Peter when watching him play with Mona#also yeah I got a girlfriend now look at me go I'm so cool#Jay would ask Peter to buy him the most random stuff btw#he'd ask a bunch of weird questions too. like “would you still love me if I were a worm” or#“would you still love me if I murdered your family and spoke German only and stitched your mouth to someone's ass?”#important questions. silly nonetheless#when moving in with Peter. Jay would lounge around the house a bunch once he'd gotten used to the place#and he'd get lost in the woods at least once a week. Peter would panic and go in looking for him#just to find Jay running through a stream or something. maybe fighting a bear or petting a bird idk depends on his mood#fun fact: in my friends au Mona is Lilly's and Jay's kid who's part pancake. more on taht later or something idk it's a long story#anyway idk what else to say#my art#void#friends au#peter yb#your boyfriend#your boyfriend game#Peter Dunbar#Jay#Mona#color palette#pansexual#transgender#jacob skelton#oc stuff
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i love my mom but at the same time i hate her so fucking much. so i went up to her in the kitchen like "btw i found this cool pancake recipe it look rlly good, want some?" and shes like "sure" so im like. making my pancakes with maybe 0.5% more emotion than i do anything else and she randomly fucking comes up to me like "...you know theyre pancakes right?" and im like? "yeah thats what it says on the fucking recipe." and she's like "ok! you just seem really excited about it so im just making sure you know 😊"...KNOW WHAT???? THAT IM MAKING FUCKING PANCAKES??????? I THINK I FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN I FUCKING GOOGLED 'PANCAKE RECIPE' HOLY FUCKING SHIT
#my mom when im expressing emotions: how can i put a stop to this as fast as humanly possible?#like what the fuck was that even about?#and no fucking joke literally 30 seconds later shes practically jumpibg up and down “I FINSIHED CHOPPING THE PEPPERS NOW WE CAN HAVE OMELETS#... like okay? go make a fucking omelet then cause i dont give a fuck#the pancakes were mid anyways 💀#☆ kat says stuff ⚘
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chapter 4
#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst wonderland#twst yuu#twst memes#twst incorrect quotes#jamil viper#kalim al asim#twst grim#jade leech#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto#this is the first time I’ve made one of these am I doing it right#stuff the pancakes say
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My neighbor is so sweet and always wanting to feed me baked goods she makes and now that she works at a cake store she’s wanting to give me stuff from there, but I don’t know how to say no because it’s ALWAYS stuff I can’t stand 😭
#I at least said no to the red velvet cake today bc y’all I Hate red velvet#but I have a harder time saying no to the homemade stuff#and it sucks bc pastries and stuff with blueberries in it is like…a stupid trigger of mine#I hate hate HATE blueberry pastries#I was force fed blueberry pancakes as a child and so it just makes me nauseous and UGH#(and my family still loves to tease me about this like it’s Funny and it’s like. the worst bc I can’t fight back)#and neighbor loooovvveeesss to put blueberries in fucking everything and it’s like… ;n;#talking tag
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DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS BACK?>?????a??a?????????/1/1?!??!?/1/?!/1///?? NWO??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?! OTN TTHEH YEAR OD FOUR LORDF?????!?/1?!??!! 2023??!?!??!?!?!????!?!?!?!?! HUH??!?!??!?!?
#ACTUALLY BAFFLED WHY AM I SHAKING BNAKJNDKASN#SO. SO. SO THIS MEANS.#DAB AND EVAN WEDDING????>????? DBAB ABD EVENA WEDGING>?//'????//? DAND AND EVENA ONETENT THATS NEW INT 20230???!??!???#jnajsdnkasndjnsdkhankNKJNKAJSNDKNASHDBJHASBDABKDNKAENDKJWNJJDK#KZLKML#;KLZMZKLLKMDLKDMLKDMA#Dan and phil#dan and phil games#dan howell#daniel howell#phil lester#dil howlter#dab howlter#evan pancakes#CRYING AND SCREAMING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING> WE ARE SO BACK#beverly says stuff
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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Did you know manta rays are smart enough to recognize themselves in mirrors?
Didnt know that but i looked it up and yea!
Seems about right they are super intelligent so thats not much of a surprise. God i just love manta rays so much they are so cool
#i ramble#jo thats so cool#self aware floppy guys#sea pancakes#beautiful amazing stunning breathtaking#i am normal about nature#you could get me to say stuff like that about almost any animal#or plant/mushroom
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does akechi like sweets?
does akechi really love delicious pancakes?🥞
#goro akechi#persona 5#p5#reblog with what you think~♡#i wanna know#i personally headcanon that he loves sweets but pretends to be indifferent to them#bc it feels childish#he has a huge weakness for pancakes much to his chagrin#i also like the idea that akira knows that akechi secretly loves sweets#so he intentionally makes his coffee extra sweet when akechi comes in#and it tastes so good that akechi is too shy to say anything about it#he's secretly really touched that akira figured out the perfect coffee blend just for him#♡♡♡♡♡#i also headcanon that akechi orders black coffee and other bitter things in front of other ppl to appear more mature#but he secretly doesnt like it lol#polls#my stuff
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