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just-a-forest-nymph · 2 months ago

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🍂🦃🥧🍁🍗 Gobble me up 🍗🍁🥧🦃🍂

Happy thanksgiving to those celebrating and a happy Thursday to those that aren’t!!

#nymph pics #stuff my turkey #cream my pie #fill my holes #curvy girls #huge tiddies #huge azz #delicious curves #curvey body #primal kink #k!nk blog #overstim kink #bd/sm primal #exhibition kink #bd/sm cnc #cvmslvt #play with my body #happy thanksgiving #happy thursday

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batfamhastwitter · 2 months ago

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Part 43! This was the first time I learned that Mr. Darcy's first name is Fitzwilliam, and I have to agree with Steph about that being a deal breaker

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months ago

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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

#polls #tumblr polls #I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup #the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli #section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff #so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just #blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most #neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol #I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me #but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T #I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee #person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times #But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol #And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly #When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one #sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it #Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something #Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and #coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single #coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to #have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus #make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as #possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get #to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol

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turtleblogatlast · 1 year ago

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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late #so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake #anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast #all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free #Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer #he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country #he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures #tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words #leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol

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studyinaesthetics · 5 months ago

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insummerigrieve · 5 months ago

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Kuşadası, Türkiye

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tejennnn · 5 months ago

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I got some Turkish sweets! Decided to take a photo with the APH Türkiye keychain right before devouring both of them :d

#hetalia #my shiz #aph turkiye #aph turkey #hetalia merch #((currently preparing a shop update but idk if I can make it this weekend))#((because I need to pack all my stuff to move out before my rent ends next week o<-<))

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seabeck · 1 month ago

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Campbell’s Chicken noodle is ok too but other soups just taste yucky to me

#I didn’t get to eat a lot of canned/from the box stuff growing up #so I kind of prefer homemade stuff #my exes family only made the turkey and mashed potato’s from scratch for thanksgiving #it was jarring (I’m really good at cooking thanksgiving )

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mod2amaryllis · 4 months ago

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the hell am i looking at

#show up to work and my manager's turkey is gobbling...whadda heck #m2a #work stuff #supposedly she's gonna eat him for xmas but I'm pretty sure her husband has turned him into a pet

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paxthepuppycat · 4 months ago

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how i look with she/her in my bio

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leroibobo · 1 year ago

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details in saint hirmiz church in mardin, turkey. this chaldean catholic church was built in the 4th century and was originally orthodox.

#turkey #interior #worship #christian #assyrian #old & new #my posts #mardin has a ton of beautiful stuff i wanna post at some point

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boredinagoodway · 10 days ago

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ANYA EATING BURGER

She's SO CUTE. I need to FEED HER. I want to LISTEN TO HER SORROWS. I desire to FIX HER.

#mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #Burger #fast food #SEE GUYS I DON'T ONLY DRAW KIDS #I'M NORMAL #I'M NORMAL!!!!!!#It's called cute aggression btw look it up #I adore Anya but her story destroys me #I need to nurse HER back to health #Remember that we should legalize abortion #You can love both the babies and the women that make them. One doesn't have to be sacrificed for the other to be healthy and happy #But also if you're a woman please let me hug all your babies #And then hug me #In general I need hugs #I should really just make more blogs talking but we both know you won't read my insane posts #Anyways I want to cuddle Anya for days straight without rest #I am going to stuff her like a turkey with nothing but the greasiest fast food #She will become CHUBBY #That is my MO #Plus she's a nurse and I could really use a doctor rn #I'd faint if she touched my arm #Alright I'm done rambling you can scroll away #I need to be cuddled by Anya from Mouthwashing and Anya from Spy x Family #We can play Mario Kart together and eat pizza and stay up playing Monopoly

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pikabysss · 2 months ago

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Help! There's an army of wild turkeys in front of mah house!

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Nevermind, they're leaving.

(Feel free to correct me if those are not wild turkeys. Also, it's been a while since they live nearby, I wanted to show them.)

#random stuff #animal photography #wild turkey #theyre so cute #in my opinion #random #birds #wild birds #wildlife #in the parking lot #:/ yeah #yeah i really wanted to show the turkeys #i dunno #they make me happy

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studyinaesthetics · 5 months ago

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magicalgirlmindcrank · 2 months ago

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Blehhh

#so like #physical therapy and medical stuff has been cutting into my sleep for three weeks now #and yesterday we were up to like noon thirty cuz we had to talk to a lawyer #and a few days ago we asked her what the turkey day plans are #and she said dinner at 1pm. fucking one in the afternoon.#we've identified 1-3pm to her as the hardest times for us make cuz it's basically the middle of when we are sleeping #normally we try for ~9:30 am to be in bed or getting in #and up around 5 or 6 #and it's just #i know she's not doing it to single me out she's just an insane woman when it comes to her schedule #but it would have been nice if she ever made any effort to try make sure we could be included -_-#cuz this was an issue last few thanksgivings too #so she KNOWS about it #she can't not know about it #and idk #one of my sister's always got judgy about it cuz ~she works 60+ hours a week~#and i didn't show up on time to help cook cuz i needed a nap after work #and i KNOW she's gonna be a bitch about is not being at the gathering #though i don't think she'll contact me about it #and like #i would love to go honestly!#that's the kicker!#if it was at 4pm it something I'd absolutely go!#my sister's just moved so i won't get to see them often and i would like to visit with them #not to mention we could use a good free meal >.>#but like #fuck dude #we're already exhausted and we're kinda sick of having to meet my mom at a place that's unreasonable for us #so i guess it's Thanksgiving alone at my place of a bowl of chili with cheese and some potato salad #means we get stream at least

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arttsuka · 21 days ago

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I've been called 'weird' my whole life and you know what? I am weird. I'm not hurting anyone, so what if I'm 'unusual', 'out of the ordinary'? People should be more weird honestly or at least start minding their own business

#sorry I got very emotional over this for no reason #so what if I'm weird?#what if I want to put teeth in my mouth and move them around like candy?#what if I want to play with the turkey as we stuff it to see how the bones work?#nothing #let me be weird #not art #text #can't wait to see my newborn nephew in a few days. I hate babies but I love how newborns look. like Gollum

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