#strap in.

[wormdebut]

I Need To Be Entertained

Rating: E || Chapter 1/3 now posted on AO3.

‘Eddie only has one rule. One line he won’t cross. Eddie never fucks around with his dancers.’

Or the one where Eddie fucks around with one of his dancers.

[butchaholic]

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[mroddmod]

what gravity falls did i watch bro

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[thb671]

Tumblr source : @thb671

[st-dionysus]

We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

[my-little-black-heart]

[hispits]

Seven Dixon and Connor Maguire New Muscle Stud Bound Beaten and Fucked (2014) Bound Gods

[ghostkidneys]

thinking about a pretty girl fucking me everywhere with her strap, in my bed, against the wall, on the couch, on the kitchen counter, in the shower... literally anywhere

I need to be fucked like the bitch in heat that I am

[knottahooker]

This week into next week is going to be bonkers.

-Thursday: Halloween 🎃

-Sunday: Time change for the US (and probably other places) (we're going backwards an hour)

-Tuesday: ELECTION DAY

So uhh...be gentle with yourself this week. And each other. Remember to take a break from the news cycle every once in a while, because if last election November taught us anything, it's gonna be wild. (Maybe another long-standing queer-baiting couple will go canon and we can all go feral again on the tumblr.coms)

AND GO VOTE!

[ghoulghou1]

kinda in love with the idea of a possessive dom with a breeding kink, like you're gonna fill me up and breed me with your strap? pls do. i need her to hold me down and pump me full, i know she needs it too. get me so addicted to it that i'm ruined for any other girl

[shanks]

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[asphodelles]

help

[itsalmostavengers]

That Captain America Healing Factor is all well and good until someone on the team has to pin Steve down and re-break his arm because they didn’t splint it in time and it healed wrong. Until they have to dig a knife into his face and pull out glass fragments that his skin healed over in five minutes flat. Until he has to have surgery wide awake because no anaesthetic works and the only other option is a leather belt between his teeth and useless platitudes like its going to be okay Steve, I promise, it’ll be over soon.

[my-little-black-heart]