#strap in.

[wormdebut]

I Need To Be Entertained

Rating: E || Chapter 1/3 now posted on AO3.

‘Eddie only has one rule. One line he won’t cross. Eddie never fucks around with his dancers.’

Or the one where Eddie fucks around with one of his dancers.

[butchaholic]

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

[wishfulsketching]

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[pleazagirl3]

Pleazagirl3:

[mroddmod]

what gravity falls did i watch bro

[thb671]

Tumblr source : @thb671

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[st-dionysus]

We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

[crown-jule]

“It’s plastic it can’t get you pregnant”

Not with that attitude it can’t

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[poochiccini]

Shadowheart and Karlach treat Lae'zel to a more tender touch, featuring a unique spell... ✨

The full, uncropped HD animation is on patreon 💜

[hispits]

Seven Dixon and Connor Maguire New Muscle Stud Bound Beaten and Fucked (2014) Bound Gods

[disciplinariansir]

Disciplined

[woofterror]

sad little puppy laying on his tummy with his face pressed into the blankets, trying not to scream while getting fucked over and over, leaving a pathetic little puddle between his thighs, then forced to use a suction toy on his screaming boyclit until he safewords and is cuddled and pet to sleep. heaven on planet earth