[ 25, F ] DNI: MEN, MINORS, MORONS
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do
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Thank fuck I accidrntally fixed it somehow
gross horrible old apartment woes
the toilet is completely broken something Literally snapped in the tank box and its too fucking moldy to fish around god i hate this stupid ass old ass apartment. the super isn't even responding so i think i have to just pay the plumber myself if i want to live in the 21st century again. i lifted the tank cover the tiniest bit and just saw absolutely endless mold so fuck that i'll just shit at work for now. fml
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gross horrible old apartment woes
the toilet is completely broken something Literally snapped in the tank box and its too fucking moldy to fish around god i hate this stupid ass old ass apartment. the super isn't even responding so i think i have to just pay the plumber myself if i want to live in the 21st century again. i lifted the tank cover the tiniest bit and just saw absolutely endless mold so fuck that i'll just shit at work for now. fml
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every day is butch appreciation day for me actually... this is a fulltime job
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@shakedownworldwide-blog is the library of alexandria to me
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I was so excited to FINALLY check out an italian restaurant for lunch today, turns out its closed on mondays...
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[store is unexpectedly closed]
aw man :/ but the night is young and I will stay positive
[jaywalk away from it, stumble directly into a dozen women in service dress uniforms]
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Saw the most insanely built MTA worker like she stepped out of a daydream and the very next day an almost identical woman delivering mail. Is there a stud convention hello
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everybody hard til a roach crawls out the tap
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how many followers do you have
only you baby i swear
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Remember when leather dykes used to be a thing? Nowadays girls don't like it when you wear leather jackets cuz they're all vegan or some shit 😒
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