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Steve and Eddie were just casually lounging in the living room, a random video on YouTube playing- one that Eddie picked.
Then, all the sudden Chad Chad was interrupted for a movie trailer. Steve was about to skip it without looking up when Eddie gasped loudly, shooting up and dropping his book without marking the page, something he'd definitely regret when the trailer is over.
"STEVE, HOLY SHIT, IT'S GARFIELD!" Eddie shouts. Their mangy little orange cat comes trotting in at that, Eddie wanted a black cat but freaked in a similar way when he saw this sickly little thing that needs expensive food and medicine.
"Not you, trash cat" Steve says, picking the little thing up as Eddie practically starts crying at the cute little animated kitten on the screen, falling to his knees and crawling towards the TV.
"OH MY GOD, STEVE, HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT" He yells, not even looking at Steve as he places his hands over their little cat son's ears so he won't hear Eddie's cursing. Eddie's holding onto the edge of the TV stand in a white knuckled grip, but his dramatic sobbing ceases the moment the Garfield on screen speaks.
"Is that fucking Chris Pratt?" Eddie says, slowly picking up his head and looking on in horror. And as if on cue, Chris Pratt's name flashes on screen. Eddie just stands up, throwing his arms in the air.
"Nope. No, no, nope. Ruined." He says as he flops back onto the couch next to Steve, face down into the cushions. Eddie literally has a Garfield tattoo on his ass, this is devastating for his favorite cartoon cat to be voiced by... Chris Pratt. Eddie looks up at the Garfield in Steve's lap, scratching the top of the scrimbly little cat's head.
"You're not voiced by Chris Pratt, are you, sweet boy?" He asks the mangy thing.
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Update: Due to not wanting to overwhelm myself. While also providing my current rp partners with quality and relatively consistent rp, my request for rp partners is currently closed! Still feel free to reach out if you like and I'll keep you in mind for if things open up.
Ah, hello Tumblr roleplayers, it has been a while! I am one of many who was left adrift after Omegle shut down and am on the search for rp partners.
I am looking for rp partners in a variety of fandoms, genres, ships, etc. I’ll have all of them listed in a hopefully organized manner below and will do my best to keep this list accurate. If you’re interested, feel free to shoot me a DM or interact with this post and I’ll reach out to you. But please do read through this post fully before doing so, thanks!
A Little About Myself:
-Age: 20+
-Pronouns: She/They
-Experience: I’ve been roleplaying off and on in a variety of fandoms and styles for around 10+ years
What I’m Looking For In A Roleplay Partner:
-Age: Roleplayers who are at least 20+ as well
-Style: I’m open to a variety of styles, I roleplay everything from one sentence “text message” style to multi-paragraph advanced lit. Though my preferences tend to lean towards lit/advanced lit.
-Location: I’d prefer someone who’s comfortable transitioning to Discord, once we agree on what we want to rp
-Expectations: One of the things I loved about Omegle were the casual vibes when it came to when an rp needed to end. So, while I hope for some long term rps, I’m looking for people who will be okay with rps ending when interest dissipates. Without the need for big explanations as to why. This goes both ways! I won’t expect such explanations from you either if we start any sort of storyline and you end up wanting to drop out. The way I see it, this is meant to be a fun pass time and ideally shouldn’t feel like a stressful obligation for either of us.
My Current Fandoms & Ships:
Films:
Fandom: Avengers (Films)
Ships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
Fandom: Captain America (Films)
Ships: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Sam Wilson/Bucky Barnes
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Films)
Ships: Peter Quill/Rocket Racoon
Fandom: Venom (Films)
Ships: Eddie Brock/Venom
Fandom: X-Men (Films)
Ships: Charles Xavier/Erik Lehnsherr
Fandom: Star Wars (Films)
Ships: Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Poe Dameron/Finn
Fandom: Pacific Rim
Ships: Hermann Gottlieb/Newton Geiszler
Fandom: Star Trek (Original Series, Original Films, and Modern Films)
Ships: James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy
Fandom: It (Films, 2017) & It (Mini Series, 1990)
Ships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier, Mike Hanlon/Bill Denbrough
Fandom: Spiderman (Films & Comics)
Ships: Johnny Storm/Peter Parker, Harry Osborn/Peter Parker
Fandom: Nimona (Film & Comic)
Ships: Ambrosius Goldenloin/Ballister Blackheart
Series:
Fandom: Loki (Series)
Ships: Morbius/Loki
Fandom: Moon Knight (Mini-Series)
Ships: Marc/Steven, Marc/Jake, Steven/Jake
Fandom: Daredevil (Series)
Ships: Foggy Nelson/Matt Murdock
Fandom: Infinity Train (Series)
Ships: Min-Gi Park/Ryan Akagi
Fandom: Merlin (Series)
Ships: Merlin Emrys/Arthur Pendragon
Fandom: Stranger Things (Series)
Ships: Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington, Mike Wheeler/Will Byers
Fandom: Supernatural (Series)
Ships: Dean Winchester/Castiel, Dean Winchester/Benny Lafitte, Sam Winchester/Gabriel
Fandom: Hannibal
Ships: Hannibal Lector/Will Graham
Fandom: The Witcher (Series & Games)
Ships: Jaskier/Geralt, Eskel/Lambert, Eskel/Aiden
Games:
Fandom: Phoenix: Ace Attorney Trilogy (Games)
Ships: Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgworth
Frandom: Disco Elysium (Game)
Ships: Kim Kitsuragi/Harry Du Bois, Jean Vicquemare/Harry Du Bois
Fandom: Modern Warfare (Games)
Ships: Simon Riley/Johnny “Soap” McTavish
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Game)
Ships: Connor/Hank Anderson, RK900/Gavin Reed
Fandom: Dragon Age
Ships: Anders/Hawke, Fenris/Hawke
Podcasts:
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Ships: Jonathan Sims/Martin Blackwood, Jonathan Sims/Timothy Stoker, Martin Blackwood/Timothy Stoker, Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast)
Ships: John/Arthur Lester
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