#Indiana Jones

[bokonomnomnom]

Dr. Henry Jones, Jr., former Lieutenant in the Belgian Army, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Indy has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[biggestgeekintown]

[starknesskenobi]

I hope Elons face gets melted off by an ancient tablet like all of those Nazi's faces did in Indiana Jones when they opened the Arc of the Covenant

[ralfmaximus]

I hate to say it but if they filmed this in 2025, Harrison Ford would've had a dehydrated body builder physique with an 8-pack, CGI'd onto him in post production. Yes, Indy was jacked, but not inhumanly so.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) dir. Steven Spielberg

[trple-ploxy]

[reyturnofbensolo]

“And I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you!”

[mostlieghostlie]

this happened all because of the AMAZING fic created by @auroraesmeraldarose where Professor Dekarios is featured. so i read it. and re-read it. a few times. then as Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was playing on tv, i could not un-see it (and i just love the visual of Gale blushing!)

(bonus points to you if you know which scene inspired this!)

anyways, ty so much to this amazing creator for inspiring me and also, making a few connections as to why i had such a weakness for your Professor!

[sweetcardamom]

Dangerous. It is dangerous.

What's a little grave robbery between friends

[buzzcutssn]

[littleevil0ne1]

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

[davidaugust]

Harrison Ford Endorses Kamala Harris

[animentality]

[texasthrillbilly]

Tintin meeting other adventure icons.

By Adam Murphy

[stealingpotatoes]

Crack crossover idea where Han Solo meets Indiana Jones and Jones spends the entire duration of this meeting sulking about this uneducated piece of shit being able to speak alien while he had to do years of uni just to learn Greek.

but they can bond over other stuff!! like 1. punching fascists and 2:

[thehauntedrocket]

Tintin Meets Indiana Jones

Art by Adam Murphy