#strange shit

[officially-nothing]

This is.. random- at best

[remtutorial]

dude i NEED to show you guys this ad pinterest gave me

[thesocklesswonder]

Someone parked their egg in my spot

Three hours later...

It has moved within the parking spot. I'm now wondering whether the egg is moving under its own power or is there a trickster gecko moving it around just to mess with the humans' heads

[heavensmortuary]

Ok so heres the story of the time I saw a demon

My family did a lot of house searching when I was 13-14, and we went to a bunch of houses to check em out. So we go to this one. Its out of the way, small but had a nice backyard and nice inside, but the owner had evidently passed away and his daughter was trying to sell the place.

I was bored and broke away from my siblings to go outside, the others being too small to accompany me. The backyard was overgrown, and weeds so high they could brush your knees. There was a small shed where a dusty car was parked that had 80's political campaign stickers on the back windshield, and it was obvious this place hadn't been taken care of in a long time. Passing bushes, I heard like, a rustling noise, and like three kittens walked out of the bushes. They were all super affectionate and one even let me hold it.

So there was a green house in the backyard. The door was cracked open, so I walked up to it. The glass was so dirty with mold and lichen that I couldnt see inside. I poked my head in, carrying one of the kittens, and it freaked out. The other kittens following me started hissing and Ive never seen cats act this way. One of them was literally wailing, hair puffed up. Never seen a cat so frightened. I had to drop it to keep it from tearing my hands to shreds.

I was freaked out, but I walked inside anyway. There was covered hot tub in the middle of the greenhouse, where I guess they had been storing it, and some old empty pots and such.

I suddenly felt this like, feeling that someone just dropped a lead blanket of dread on me. Dread so terrible it made me sick. It's not something you can really describe. It's like. Different than physical danger, it's something spiritually threatening, evil.

I looked past the covered tub, and I saw something pressed against the outside glass, from the woods, maybe ten feet away. It's like this. Impossibly tall, completely naked man. No hair. Pale and skinny. Pressed as hard as possible against the dirty glass, and his eyes are even pressed against it, as if stuck to it, pure white. It has no expression. I couldnt move. I couldn't do anything for a few seconds.

I remember that the only thing I could do was pray something like 'god help me' and I kinda jumped backward out of there. Like my muscles all just sprung and threw me out of the door. I didn't run.

I just walked back inside and didn't look behind me. And I told my parents what I saw. My brain was just blank, and the nervousness really set in later when we were already back in the car. My dad went out to check, he was frightened, but my dad didn't believe me, but even to this day my mom does. She also said she felt like something was off, spiritually, with the house, and she remembers me telling her this, so I know it wasn't a dream

So yea, that's the time I'm pretty sure I saw a demon

[herdreamywasteland]

today in one of my classes, this guy runs by the door, pushing a shopping cart at light speed. Then, there’s a loud crash and a *fuck!* turns out he was racing his friend and ran straight into the damn door

[art-of-mathematics]

some trashy ambidextrous doodles of today

[mrstoxicisme]

We've been strangers once.

From strangers we became friends,

From friends we became lovers,

And than? We became strangers again...

[rhodehouse-guy]

Drew something

[insomniac-dormouse]

I keep smelling my parents when they aren’t there lately which is weird and a little distressing but probably not that deep

[voodoorhythmrecords]

get your Reverend Beat-Man Toy Gun now or never!!!

#reverendbeatman #toygun #spacegun

[redvelvetbunny]

beginning of autumn 🍂

[the-gentle-jellofish]

Am I the only one who wonders why humanity exist? Like did earth just pop out a bacteria one day and that bacteria was like: "hmmmm, I want to commit mass genoc!d3 on every thing" ?

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!

Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born

Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed

[nopenotnoodle]

I find it strange that at the end of your clothes getting washed, the washer just spins so fast that your black skinny jeans can't cry anymore.

[jorenilee]

good ace attorns

[nachosforfree]

dont be a stranger