#straight up shit hours.

[skiplo-wave]

I just had the longest turd I ever had in my entire life. It had to be longer than my intestines put together. I didn't think it was going to stop.

Y’all look at my blog for months on end and think “ hmm skip didn’t get a message about shitting so let me change that”

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 (page 1-5) -here- -> Part 2

[hijinxinprogress]

Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately

[little-pondhead]

Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

[fantasykiri5]

A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late

[vertigo-tango]

sometimes you think about dora ingerlund/dolores dei for too long and this appears on your canvas

haven't figured out if I like that one but hey, purple guys

[waterdroid]

Tactical Breach Wizards is such a GOOD fucking game, man. I thought it was gonna be a fun tactic silly game where you throw people out of windows but then it turns out it has a really interesting political plot about overthrowing fascist theocracies and stopping fucked up magic corporate colonialism??? While keeping the comedic characters balanced with some really good and deep characterization?? And it also integrates the whole "turn-based tactical game where you can rewind time" in a very hard-hitting history moment in which reading the FUCKING GAME IU gave me CHILLS--

so yeah i liked it a normal amount. I recommend it even if you don't really like tactical games-- that's like, my least played type of game and I finished this game no problem!

[a-candle-maker]

not tagging the person bcs i don't want to call anyone out but like,,,, saw this one girl and her post formatting made it even look like a chatgpt generated thing... checked her other stuff to see and they all had that one formatting... thought i'd tell her and like. babe. you turning off asks just about confirms it for me, i mean imma just guess that you noticed lots of asks telling you the same and decided we're sooooooooo mean!! and ignored it

[sea-jello]

hong kong miku,,,

[herboretum]

3 hours in , 2 garlic bread deep and the only thing ive managed to accomplish is Brainrot

[gideonisms]

I become 300% more of both a lover and a hater when I'm on my period. just a time of the month when I have strong opinions I would say

[skiplo-wave]

I debated on rather I should tell you this or not. You get enough shit hour anons. Ignore this if you need too lol. This traumatic event stuck with me my whole life. It's my most vivid memory of my grandparents unfortunately. They both have pass now. I was 5 years old. I was staying the night at my grandparents house because my parents was both up at the hospital waiting on my baby brother to be born. My grandpa had been complaining about his stomach hurting. My grandma made a pot of chili and homemade sweet cornbread. She always made that every time the grandkids stayed the night because for breakfast we crumble up what was left of the sweet cornbread and add milk to it. It was like a sweet bread pudding. So yummy btw! But back to the story... We are sitting there watching big brothers. My grandpa's stomach pains get worse. He eventually gets up and runs to the bathroom. I never seen him run that fast. He always walked on a cane. He was in there for a long time and grandma had the nerve to ask me to go check on him. I go to the bathroom door and ask him if he's okay. He yells no. I go back and tell grandma. Minutes later we here CALL 911! It startled the fucking shit out of us. I remember shaking so bad because I thought something was seriously wrong. My grandma gets up and hollers WHAT'S WRONG?! And he didn't say anything and I'm thinking OMG HE'S DEAD. And my grandma ask again WHAT'S WRONG? And he says I CAN'T GET IT OUT! Grandma's like WHAT? Grandpa says again CALL 911! Grandma starts laughing. Grandpa says I'M SERIOUS CALL 911. HAVE THEM TO SEND EVEY MEDIC THEY HAVE. Grandma is rolling at this point. I was not laughing. I was still shook at that point. See this is where the trauma happens. I didn't see anything but I heard it & Grandma retold what she did multiple times through the years. Grandma takes a wash cloth and pulled the turd out from his ass. And when she did that, that was the cork to the awful muddy waterfall that ended up on her bare hand. She drops the wash cloth in the toilet. She starts throwing up in the sink because now she has diarrhea on her hand. I am sitting in the living room hearing things coming from that bathroom, now I hear grandma throwing up. That was the last time I stayed the night at my grandparents house. I remember I couldn't even eat breakfast the next day.

Good fucking lord anon

[ubejamjar]

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── "I am relieved to see you unharmed, my friend." "I pinky swore, didn't I?" "You did indeed." ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

[poorlemons]

Song: Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage (Fish in a birdcage) theres not really any big story tot his, i just thought about casey jr too hard

[obitohno]

thinking about coming home from work and sneaking beneath the covers to touch yourself, knowing full-well that as soon as bakugo finishes his patrol, he’s going to absolutely ravage you for the lewd photos that you dared to send him during your lunch break

[pac1fythehunger]

the birds are migrating. nature is beautiful