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The Jungle Brothers âStraight Out The Jungleâ Era âJim Browskiâ
#The Jungle Brothers#realnyhiphop101#nyc#Straight Out The Jungle#real hip hop#new york#real ny hip hop 101#bronx ny#Jim Browski#native tongues
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Today in Hip Hop History:
The Jungle Brothers released their debut album Straight Out The Jungle November 8, 1988
#today in hip hop history#todayinhiphophistory#hip-hop#hiphop#hip hop#music#history#hip hop music#hip hop history#rap#hip hop culture#music history#the jungle brothers#straight out the jungle#album#emcee#mc#rapper#1988
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Jungle recently shared an Instagram post with a sneak peek at the second Nevermoor graphic novel, releasing on August 29th.
#still no listing on the publisher websiteâŠâŠ itâs like you hate me jungle đ#also the only description I can find anywhere is just straight up describing and spoiling the plot ?!?! đ hilarious to me#nevermoor#nevermoor graphic novel#wish I knew French bc ppl in the comments think Silverborn is out but not being translated into French. but no!!#itâs not out until next year for anyone! and when itâs out I promise 1000% itâll be translated into FrenchâŠ.#I wish I could tell them the simultaneous bad and good news (that itâs delayed :( but itâll def be translated!)
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I rewatched both seasons of good omens today. đ«Ł
#I donât like coffee theory but the focus on handing aziraphale that coffee and watching him drink it is#something something Chekhovâs gun#also that bit where Maggie and Nina are somewhat unaffected or able to resist ziraâs miracle illusions??#I also realized I completely spaced out during any scene in season one about the them or the straights#but I totally forgot the the gay brother from jungle cruise was newt lmao#good omens#good omens 2
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i will alaso say that i do NOT care about h00k not ONE BIT. idk why he's been able to hold this yaoi title for so long , like i also don't get how it doesn't make him look absolutely LAME to everyone. liKE J*NGLEBOY IS RIGHT that belt is literally just given to him cause he's a nepo baby.
AND YES! jack is also a nepo baby but your dad being an actor that was famous for about 5-6 ish years , then had to act again to support his kids..is VERY DIFFERENT from your dad LITERALLY being a wrestling veteran in ww3 nOIDMOISMFIOSF.. LIKE CMON
#straight dudes talking about like perry too LIKE UMMM.... I KNOW MORE THAN U#DONT GET ME STRTED ON HOOK!!#he gets away iwth LITERALLY DOING NOTHING puts only about 5 minutes in a match and gets windED#like jungle boy is gonna have to literalyl carry the feud AND I DFONT THJINK HE CAN ASMNFH#but im thinking this is really good practice for jack to get better#to give him a feud with someone who will put in nothing so he has to do everything to make hook look really good#curious to how this will play out
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gavilar exploiting dalinars addiction so that he can be left alone during a party versus sadeas exploiting dalinars addiction for sex that he would have had if he was sober anyway: fight!
#you know i bet teleb was like. the only person being ethical about the washed up dilf era#this is why you stay friends with cute boys even after you find out they're straight. because they will have your back#even when your family and your gay lover of 28 years dont#luke.txt#ask to tag#purple dragon jungle juice#i guess
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thinking about t/cf and how good the story is but how badly it suffers from the writing
#its such a fun premise that immediately becomes boring when you recognize#that every single arc is structured oh no we're aboht to loose -> let me use mg power up -> we won yippeeee#like#theres nothing bad about that being repeated but you literally finish one fight and gk straight ibto the next.#and it has the same premise#and there are 0 stakes ever. ron lost his arm and rhen 2 chapters later got it back#and there doesnt even have to be big stakes like death.... but there is never anything that negativeky impacts cale dor morw than like#5 chapters.#like imagine he passes out like alwahs and whike he was passed oht the white star did somwthing...vthat woukd he interesting#but instead its cale passes out the white star KNOWS hes passed out. and doesnt do anything.#the only time he does is when cale being passed out was a trick.... like...#its sk tragic#because the premise itself is really good and i really enjoy the characters and everything#but its also. so boring#sigh#also the manhwa designs feel incredibly racist#why do the dark elves who are described as having skin as black as the night have such a light skin tonr#and the people of the jungle are obviously meant to be black and they just look like they have an extreme tan#like .
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my girlfriend found this photo she took of me like 4 Halloweens ago when I was Mario. that night ended with me drunk on the bathroom floor talking about my mental issues with my grandmother
#the water next to me.... she was never drank#great party btw my buddy sean passed out for like 10 minutes in the front yard#in the cups was a jungle juice concoction and then i think just straight malibu rum
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just watched the new aquaman movie and its just okay
#nothing great but its alright i guess#why was the cgi horrible tho??? like it was so bad#i get like... colour contrasting and stuff.... but why was his suit THAT bright#ugly as shit#and the movements of them atlantean animals... what#and i swear some scenes had so much effects in em it looked straight out of a video game#like... fifa audience type graphic#the storyline was kinda goofy and bad imo too#BUT!!!!! the arthur and orm thing made me feel so good inside#i love their dynamic SOOOOO MUCH#SOOOOOO SOOOOO SOOO MUCH#arthurs playfulness rubbing off on orm... fnrbrb gahhh i love it#the scenes in the jungle were so funny#literally older brother bullying their younger sibling its so silly#text
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Concrete Jungle: King of the beasts
Summary: Buying a hybrid was not what you had in mind when you asked for independence. Sylus didnât like humans but his owner was the exception.
Subjects: Albino lion Hybrid!Sylus x F!Reader
Word count: 4.1k+
Content Warnings: Hybrid AU, smut, owner reader, kissing, cunnilingus, P in V, breeding, cnc if u squint really hard, biting, textured tongue. Use of words like predator/prey, cunt, pussy, kitten. Not edited and no beta.
A.N: I learned that big cats canât purr and I was so disappointed. Oh, wellâŠ.ah! I might do one for each li. k bye đ
âAre you sure, I need one?â Youâve asked your parents that question for the umpteenth time.
âYes, a hybrid is a good caretaker and it would make us feel better knowing one is protecting you.â Your father answered with a tired smile, understanding your uneasiness but they werenât going to change their mind.
Moving out and finally becoming independent was just one step away from happening. Your parents were against it at first. Coming from money means someone will always be after your trail, danger and they had overprotected you, their only daughter since⊠well, even before you were born. They werenât able to have natural children so you were conceived through artificial methods. Which, according to your parents, was a whole ordeal and suffering. Details that you rather not know.
It was time, though, to deep your toes into a world of your own. You wanted freedom for once. No dozens of bodyguards, no tracking devices and no fear of the unknown.
The part of convincing your parents was hard. No, after no, after no. Until, the head of security, taking pity on you, suggested buying a hybrid for you. Not just any hybrid; one specially made to protect and serve.
Now it was your turn to profoundly refuse. Everyone had one and those who didnât, desired one⊠like some kind of accessory. It sickened you and besides, you didnât want another responsibility. You wanted your own life! Not taking care of some⊠dog? Cat? Fish?
In the end, you had no other choice but to agree and here you were, in some facility. Breeding facility? Training? You didnât care enough to pay attention, honestly.
Walking behind your parents in an all-white hall, smelling like antiseptic and gagging at the chemical sensation in your throat, you started to notice how the white walls began to turn into cages. Placards hung in the walls near the tinted glass and steel bars of the cages with descriptions of the⊠hybrids?
Looking up from the labels, you finally realized you no longer were alone. Each cell was occupied by humanoid-shaped shadows. The tint of the reinforced glass obstructed your vision but it was clear they were there.
So lost in your thoughts, you didnât realize a couple of strangers had joined your family. Paying a bit more attention to their chatter, you concluded they were doctors or scientists from this facility. They were explaining something about their products and that it was the best the market could offer. You frowned at their words. It was like you were buying a car⊠they even explained the insurance policy.
âAnd this specimen, right here, is our finest hybrid!â One of the men talking to your parents loudly explained.
You stepped closer to the placard and read the few words it contained. âAlbino Lion Hybrid (Panthera leo Hybrid, large cat family Felidae). Apex predator (no natural enemy known). Renowned king of the beasts. More active at night. Preferable habitats: grassland, dense scrub, savanna, and open woodland. Nomadic male.â
Your eyes widened once your brain processed the information. This was no guard dog or house cat. Before you could utter a complaint about how obnoxious this all was, the tinted glass cleared and you were looking straight into a pair of scarlet eyes.
Sylus almost laughed at the face of the female standing outside his cell. The little mouse seemed in shock to see him there. What was she expecting? Where else would he be? If not caged and on display hereâ absurd, he thought. All humans that came here, came for one thing and one thing only; to purchase a wild species, a unique breed to flaunt to their peers. Sylus continuously thought about how weird these humans behaved in society. Their hierarchy dynamics were messed up and he despised that.
You felt his eyes mocking you, such deep red and the only thing you could feel was irritation. Frowning, you turned your head and left him. See how he likes grouching on his own.
Once you were a few steps away, the scientists or doctors stared at the red-eyed big cat hybrid with wonder and⊠respect? This place was bonkers, you thought to yourself.
âSo this is the one?â Your mother asked and marveled at the sight of the lion hybrid. White-silver hair, large, powerful presence, and sharp features.
âYes, maâam. Our best subject. Well trained in all the aspects you requested and fairly knowledgeable which is hard to come by with these beats.â
Hearing all that gave you stomach reflux, the acidity burning your esophagus. Your dam was about to break and all your pent-up feelings would end up costing you your freedom if it wasnât for the red-eyed hybrid. He knocked on the glass and you jumped, startled. You were surprised, he even beckoned you with a finger and again, surprised now with yourself, you automatically obeyed.
It was like a trance. A hypnotic daze of sorts. Both met face to face once again, only separated by the reinforced glass. For a moment you were distracted, the outburst you were about to have laid dormant in the back of your head.
What is thisâŠ? Sylus couldnât help but feel a sense of familiarity. Thatâs why he was so close to the glass earlier too. He couldnât see the other side a while ago but something was pulling him there. The whole day he felt restless and on guard as if something resonated within him.
Could this beâ
âAh! Marvelous! Look! They are already interested in each other! Sylus is not showing any signs of hostility or repulsionâŠâ a different scientist exclaimed with eagerness, interrupting whatever connection you had with Sylus at that moment.
Not many words were needed to convince your parents after that show you and Sylus put up. Papers were signed, money transferred and a very confused Sylus was sedated and prepared for shipment.
The big city. Polluted air, noisy streets twenty-four hours a day, and hybrids everywhere. Most people carried one; a human with some animal characteristics, and now you were one of them too. Sylus was scheduled to arrive in a few minutes. All the things you would need to care for him were already in your apartment and even his paperwork. Name, birth, permits and you; listed as his owner.
The melodic tune of your ring bell announced the dreaded moment. You knew Sylus would be escorted here and that most of the traveling time he would have been sedated, but still the long distance between your new home and the facility he was kept in was almost six hours away. You feared a big grumpy cat.
Oh boy⊠grumpy was an understatement. He didnât look happy. The moment he stepped foot in and all the straps holding him were taken off, he waited for the delivery people to disappear and he pounced. Surprisingly not on you. He went through all your stuff. According to the guide you received he was scenting. He went through your whole house; rubbing, scratching and overall making a mess.
âStop! Hey, hmm⊠Sylus? You donât have to scent my clothes.â You tried talking to him but he was not interested in your opinion, apparently. He just glanced at you and kept doing whatever he was doing before, like you were the one, not understanding. You had to snatch your underwear from his closed fist in a panic.
He went nonverbal for a week. A week! You were going insane. Yes, he obeyed. Yes, he was extremely independent and didnât cause any more commotion besides the panty situation on the first day. But God⊠he was extremely quiet. It wasnât until you commanded him to that you realized you should have read the manual until the last page; not only the summary.
âSylus! Say something!â You demanded; going insane was not in your plans for the foreseeable future. They never told you he was mute or anything of that nature.
âIs there anything you need from me, my lady?â His deep and slow voice had your heart leaping out from your chest.
You just stood there, gaping and looking at him like you couldnât believe he was able to make a sound. Yeah, not even his steps produced sounds. Sylus examined his human with a gleam of humor in his sapphire eyes. This face was a common one for her and he found it⊠almost endearing. It reminded him of the first time you two met.
âYou can talkâŠâ you whispered low and saw how his fluffy round, and white ears twitched. âYou can talk!â Again, you exclaimed, pointing a finger at him in disbelief. âWhy havenât you said anything before?!â
âI wasnât allowed to,â he calmly explained. That mischievous twinkle in his eyes never left, âmy owner never requested me to do so until now.â
And thatâs how you spend almost three days reading the darn manuals with a now very talkative feline.
You found that Sylus was more than just a pet. He could cook, clean and even force you to exercise which ended up backfiring. You couldnât keep up with his supposedly healthy routine. A healthy lifestyle means a happy owner, and you would curse under your breath every time he repeated it.
In general, you were happy, he seemed happy and living with him was easier than you thought. Quickly, you two began to build a bond and it was a matter of time before he began to realize why it had been so easy to adapt to this human. His human which is how he referred to you.
Following the manual, you always made sure to have everything Sylus would need. Even his heats. At first, you tried to get him a heat partner and it was a mess. More like you were a mess. Even Sylus was surprised at how you ended up kicking out the poor rental gazelle hybrid in less than five minutes. You didnât understand what took over you to be so⊠overprotective.
Oh, but Sylus was not complaining. Watching you almost declare war in his name gave him a deep satisfaction. So much so that he accepted to take suppressants for the time being.
After that incident, things began to change drastically. Sylus in return became a bit more aggressive towards any living creature that was in less than a mile radius of you. Growling, pushing, and even wrapping you with his tail and pulling you towards his body anytime he felt you were in danger. Yeah, you were in so much danger from the tube man⊠that air dancing balloon from the car wash a couple of blocks away.
âIt can be that badâŠâ you took hold of his arm around your waist in a reassuring manner.
Heâs been walking with you in his hold since you crossed paths with the inflatable dancing man.
âIt has erratic movements. You never know what he might do next.â
Yeah, it was a recurring situation.
Yeah, he was prepared for everything and anything. Well, except one morning when his nose woke him up.
A sweet intoxicating scent traveled through his nostrils and shook him awake. He felt his mouth water, his canines aching, and his eyes turning into thin lines. The predator in him had been disturbed and its awakening meant trouble.
In all his years in captivity, he had never felt such hunger. Something was clawing in his chest, desperate to come out, each intake of air was pulling his sanity deeper and deeper while the monster surfaced.
Like any good hunter, he let his nose guide him through the house. Following such an intoxicating aroma took him to your door. There he stoodâelaborated breathing, sharp fingers encrusted on his palms searching for restrain. You were inside; sleeping soundly in the early hours of the morning. He could hear your soft breathing mixing with his wildly beating heart. Knowing you werenât aware of the predator outside your door sent a jolt of excitement through his body. Easy prey.
Was it you? Were you the one producing such⊠inebriant aroma? Why?
He took the handle with a death grip, his rational side fighting against instinct. He felt the urge to hunt, pursue, chase⊠this⊠this aroma and make it his own. With an internal battle raging inside him, Sylus felt the door weighed heavy on his palm, the handle burned, but he still stepped in.
His eyes adjusted to the darkness in the room, it made no difference to him that you slept in complete darkness; his ruby-red eyes could see just fine. Then, his gaze focused on your sleeping form, little movement from your steady breathing and you had no idea that a hungry predator stood at the foot of your bed.
But Sylus didnât move, didnât pounce on you like he wanted. Torn between instinct and duty, he was frozen in place, sweating and overwhelmed with indecision. Your scent was clouding his every sense, making it even more difficult to do the right thing. It was like time had stopped and the only thing on his mind was the palpitations in his groin for even letting his skin touch the hair surrounding you.
What was the right thing? He asked himself. Neckâcracking as his body suddenly shuddered in pain, Sylus was holding himself back by a fine thread.
He couldnât. He wouldnât. You were not like his kind who would accept mating just because of a sudden heat. You were human and he had that fact ingrained into his mind. With a whimper of pain and trepidation, Sylus walked over to the side of your bed; every step was excruciating for the hybrid. Once he reached the edge, he did like every other night shared with you. Sylus, silently whining, laid beside you and wrapped his arms tightly, but this time he kept a generous distance between his hips and your back.
He was not a mindless beast. Not to you.
âSylus⊠I canât breatheâŠâ you donât know when, you donât know how, but Sylus always ended up sleeping on top of you like a weighted blanket. âSylus!â
âYou donât wanna know what I did to the last person who woke me up.â Each word came with a little slur at the end, he was barely waking up. No a second goes by and you felt his spiked tongue grooming the nape of your neck and soft growls shaking your whole body.
âSomeoneâs happy today, hmmm?â You asked in a short breath, reaching for his round and fluffy ear. As you scratched, you heard the deep grumbles of satisfaction increasing.
âSmells goodâŠâ
You felt him sniffing all over your chest, deeply inhaling, moving his head downwards. Sylus pulled your covers in a hasty manner and kept descending. Your eyes widened as you realized where he was going and your feet quickly stopped him; placing them on his shoulder and chest.
âSy-Sylus! S-stop!â Your hands joined your legs and feet, placing your palms on his mouth and the rest of his face. âWhat do youââ
You stopped mid question as you felt a bit of moisture in between your legs. In a panic, your mind counted the weeks since you moved in and you have forgotten to make an appointment for your birth control replacement⊠which meant you must be ovulating. How could you forget? Itâs been weeks! With everything happening after moving, getting Sylus and adapting to the new city. You had completely forgottenâŠ
A muffled sound came from behind your palm and then a rough tongue pushed against your skin. You slowly retracted your arm, looking at him with apologetic eyes. It was your fault, after all.
âI was saying that you seem to be in need of assistance,â he uttered, arching an eyebrow at your saddened face.
His heavy body was pressing against the sole of your feet, your legs kept him at bay and it surprised you how⊠physically insistent he was being.
âWhat do you mean?â You quickly replied, feigning ignorance and he seemed to know your every trick because his first reaction was to give you one of those salacious smiles of his.
âYou canât exactly lie to my nose, kitten.â He almost growled every word, sending shivers through your body. âYouâre fertile.â
Before you could even utter a word to contradict his truth, his hands brushed the back of your raised legs for then his fingers gently tapped your skin. You let out a squeak of surprise and swiftly moved your legs, thus giving him an opportunity to nestle in between your thighs.
âIf youâre making fun of me, itâs not funny,â you rebuked, but even as you said that the pressure and sudden ache in your lower regions began to increase with the proximity and weight of Sylus.
âIâm not.â He chuckled and it reverberated down your tummy, sending deep palpitations through your core, âyou didnât read the whole manual yet, now did you?â His finger gently tugged your chin, making you stare right into his crimson orbs.
âNoâŠâ you sheepishly mumbled, embarrassed of being found again and your lack of knowledge about some stuff still in the encyclopedia-like book you were given.
âGive me the order and I will deliver, Kitten.â He whispered, eyes calling for your surrender. Sylus was pushing the right buttons by being so close, touching you, and having you cornered right where he wanted you.
âYou meanâŠâ voicing your hesitation didnât deter him from destroying your inhibitions, brick by brick. His eyes were hypnotizing, he would give you anything you wanted and you knew you would be safe, right?
He had you caged between his body and the bed, your mind going a mile per second and your heart racing just as fast. No, he wasnât moving an inch more and you knew he wouldnât unless you said so.
âOkayâŠâ you sighed finally removing a burden from your shoulders, âh-help me.â You wanted him to alleviate your aching.
âAs you wish, Kitten.â
Not soon had those words left his lips, he was on you. You felt the heaviness of the impact of his lips on you. He had seemed calm while talking but his actions spoke differently. Sylusâ kiss was demanding, fiery even. His tongue took no time to slip in between your abused lips, delivering tentative licks to yours; as if tasting and enjoying you.
He kept his low throaty snarls flowing over your body, crushing you against the sheets. You could taste him too, wild, intense, so Sylus. Two bodies lay in the bed, limbs intertwined. Sylus hands traveled up your body, fingers gripping at anything he could find, your moans being greedily swallowed.
His tail kept a steady thumping behind him, lulling you deeper into his embrace. You would let him do anything, be anything if it meant this fire ignited in your chest would never cease to exist.
Sylus grasped the back of your head, fisting strands of your hair for him to pull back and expose your neck to his aching teeth. He felt euphoria ran through his veins as soon as his pearl whites connected with your tender skin. A growl and the stinging stab on your neck made you gasp, hands gripping his collar to bring him even closer as if that was possible.
In a hurry, his other hand began to tear away your pajamas as his teeth continued to gnaw almost painfully at your throat.
In a blink of an eye, you were lifted and bent. Your face harshly met the warmth of pillows. Gone were your clothes. In what moment exactly? You donât recall and you didnât really care at that moment.
âI knew itâ fuckâ the moment I saw you, I knew it.â Sylus rasped out, breath suddenly hitting your nude backside. âThis was mine before you even knew it.â
He suddenly lifted your hips, exposing your dripping core to his crimson gaze. You whimpered as the cold hair hit you, hands gripping the bedsheets, and thatâs all you could see. Your own fist and abundant white.
âSy-Sylus!â You shrieked.
Your exposed pussy was invaded by his mouth, and a low vibrating sound joined. His bumpy tongue lapped eagerly, the texture making you mewl and tremble as you unconsciously tried to pull away. Now the chuffing sound changed to a growl of displeasure, his hands quickly moved to your lower tummy and pressed you back against his awaiting lips.
A mess, a wet and sloppy mess. Thatâs what Sylus was, still holding your body against his face. He couldnât care less about anything other than your flavor and sounds overtaking his entire being. He slurped, nipped and spit back in just to repeat it all over again.
It took no time to have you trashing and shaking on his grip, cuming on his face, the chuffing sounds intensifying with your moaning.
Skin on skin, no clothes separating him from you, you didnât register when he freed his body of them. Too lost to care, too much at once to have a sense of anything other than Sylus.
âYou take me so well⊠My kittenâmade for meâŠâ he growled as he slipped every inch of him. Your warm walls protested at the intrusion as he mounted you.
Pinning you down, chest pressed against your back and your face shoved into your drool-stained pillows.
âIf you keep struggling, kitten⊠Iâ fuck, fuckâ youâre making it really hard to hold backâ he groaned as his eyes zoomed in on your head trashing and shaking. The predator in him just looming around the corner, his female ready for the taking.
âItâs too big!â Your scream was muffled by the pillow. As your wailing reached his ears, his cock throbbed and released a few ropes of white.
âYouâre being so good, kitten. Just a⊠bit longerâŠâ Sylus sighed with pleasure as the creaminess made it easier to thrust into you. Incessantly, hitting that spongy spot, making you cry out as you felt more burning cum filling you up. Both breathless, both panting and an arrange of noises filled the room.
âI feel so full! Sylus! I canât!â Tears streamed down your face at how bloated you felt, but he kept pushing and bursting inside you. One after the other; face down you had no other option but to take it.
âNot full enoughâ you need moreâŠâ hips slamming into you, the squelching sound of your insides consuming the silenceâ him bottoming out again and again. âMy cunt⊠will only have my cubsâŠâ
Youâre not sure how long it was, you were in and out. Lost a daze, being shoved, pressed and pounded mercilessly⊠Sylus voice swirled through your mushy brainâ satisfaction, and ecstasy running wild through both of your bodies.
Blinking once, twice. You felt heavy and your foggy vision wasnât helping. You still felt the aftermath of it all. Legs sporadically spamming, lower tummy so heavy and sore.
âYou⊠came so muchâŠâ you whispered in between breaths. His cum was dripping from your tender hole, rapidly pooling on the bed. âWhy?â
He shrugged, as he caressed your cheek.
âA lionâs thing,â he mumbled softly, pulling you closer and gently holding you.
The rest of the day you were spent. Too exhausted to do anything else. Sylus bathed you, changed the bedding, brought you drinks and food, and gave you the darn manual to finish it for once.
âSylus!â You slapped his naked chest with indignation. âHere,â you pointed to an article you highlighted, âit says that lion hybrids can copulate for two to three days? Two hundred times in succession? Are you insane?â That explains a lot.
âI am just waiting for you to rest, humans are more delicate than I thought. Weâre not moving from this room.â He deadpanned.
Your expression fell as his eyes seemed to show how serious he was being.
âI read that lionesses bite the maleâs ballsack when they are upset or something,â you grinned wickedly. âI will do that if you donât behave!â
âI wouldnât oppose, sweetie.â He goaded. Your smile slowly faded as your threat was not working as planned. âSo⊠I see you are feeling more⊠energetic.â
You threw a pillow at him before he pounced on you.
Ah, yes⊠a gentle protector a trusted guardian, but a beast on the sheets.
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â warnings: mdni, this is literally just a cock analysis for sylus, zayne, and caleb
â a/n: SYLUS HOLD MY HANDâCALEB IS ABOUT TO DRAG ME AWAY!
rafayel and xavier ver.
S8GSBTV - #b0685a
As we all know, Sylus is tall, with a broad, muscular frame and an imposing set of shoulders. Heâs strongâinsanely strong. The man boxes, for godâs sake. I would hate to take a liver shot from him; he might accidentally send me straight to the afterlife. Heâs in phenomenal shape, with stamina to matchâbecause, of course, itâs a requirement for his sport.
And his cock? Well, it follows suit. A solid eight inches (20.32 cm), and yes, heâs a shower. I mean, have you seen that perfect print in his pants??? He doesnât even know where to put all that. Itâs bigâlong, thick, girthy. No wonder he has a size kink. And letâs be real, so do you. The stretch is delicious, always leaving you working to take him all the way.
The head? A deep, rich brown (go look at the hex code <3). His pubic hair? Trimmed, but left a little longerâjust how he likes it. And side note? He loves when you do the same. Says he wants to "explore the jungle." Oh, and letâs not forget: itâs straight and a slightly darker gray than his hair. Perfection.
And the veinsâthe veins. His cock is thick with them, pulsing, prominent. The most sensitive part? That sweet little slit. Run your tongue along it, and he will hiss, grip your hair, and growl something like, âDonât do that unless you want me to come in your mouth, kitten.â
And, of course, youâll keep doing it anyway. Hehehe.
Z7LSLCGBPLT - #9C524F
As we all know, Zayne is tall, with a lean yet well-built frame and broad shoulders. Heâs strongâmoderately muscularâbut more refined in his strength. Being a doctor, he has a natural responsibility to stay in shape and take excellent care of himself.
And his cock? It follows suit. A solid seven point three inches (18.542 cm), and heâs a grower. The print in his pants might be deceiving at first, but donât be fooledâitâs big. Not just long, but with an ideal girth. The best part? It leans slightly to the left, and when heâs inside you, he knows how to move his hips just right, angling to hit that perfect, sensitive spot.
The head? A beautiful brownish pink. His pubic hair? Trimmed lowâbecause he understands the importance of keeping some. Heâll never go completely bare, and honestly? He prefers when you donât either. And yes, itâs perfectly straight.
Unlike some, his cock isnât overly veinedâbut what it lacks in texture, it more than makes up for in sensitivity. The head? Insanely responsive. Pull back his foreskin, drag your tongue along his frenulum, and just like that, he might lose controlâmaybe even come all over your face.
C7GGPTV - #DF9796
As we all know, Caleb is tall, with a lean yet powerfully built frame. Heâs easily the most muscular of the bunchâhis body honed to perfection. Being a fighter pilot demands peak physical fitness, not just for endurance but for absolute control in the cockpit.
And his cock? It follows suit. A solid seven inches (17.78 cm), and heâs a grower. The print in his pants might not always give it away, but trustâitâs big. Long, with just a bit more girth than average, making every inch of it something to savor.
The head? A gorgeous pink. His pubic hair? Trimmed low for convenience, though heâll go completely bare if thatâs what you prefer. Naturally, though, he keeps it neat, with a slight, loose curl to it.
And letâs talk about that vein. A single, prominent one that runs up the length of his pretty shaftâone he loves when you trace with your tongue. Oh, and letâs be clearâheâs uncut. Donât care, wonât argue on that point <33
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btw this is what the codes mean (excuse my behavior because now that I actually typed it out i realize how crazy i look rn):
S8GSBTV: sylus-8inch-girthy-shower-brown-trimed-veiny
Z7LSLCGBPLT: zayne-7inch-left slant-long cock-grower-brownish pink-light trim
C7GGPTV: caleb-7inch-grithy-grower-pink-trimed-veiny
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I read a very interesting article recently.
Hiroo Onoda is a famous name among WWII history buff circles. He was the soldier who disappeared into the Philippine jungle at the end of the war with three other soldiers, and ended up being the last to surrender after 29 years fighting a "guerilla war" until he surrendered in 1974. For at least twenty years he fought with one other, Kinshichi Kozuka; who was killed by police in 1972.
The article was about one woman named Mia Stewart, a Filipino-Australian, who's trying to get the funding to finish a documentary she's been working on for about 20 years.
The documentary she's making is trying to shed a little more light than the fascinating "lone samurai" legend that has been built up around Onoda. It very pointedly asks one thing -- what is this "guerilla war" he was fighting for 29 years? Who were his opponents? Who was he fighting?
Onoda (and Kozuka until his death) were killing, sometimes in very gruesome ways, almost exclusively Filipino civilians. Innocent people who were just living their normal lives -- who couldn't fight back. One of their victims was Mia Stewart's great uncle, when she was barely two years old.
The article essentially asks, "war hero or serial killer?"
Those civilians he stalked and killed or stole from for nearly thirty years weren't ever asked their opinion before the Filipino president gave a blanket pardon, Onoda was welcomed home a hero, and he gained worldwide fame. Their side of the story entirely forgotten as some nebulous force he was fighting "guerilla warfare" against.
It was genuinely kind of enlightening because even I have kind of looked at the Onoda story as a, "wow that's crazy" and never really gave it more thought of "who exactly was he fighting?" I figured he was shooting at cops, if anything. But no, it was nothing as simple as that.
The documentary is not out yet (she doesn't have the funding to finish it, the article was essentially one long ad to go "and if you can donate please do so") but there is a nine minute extended trailer from two years ago
On some level I think if I'd just given it any ounce of thought I'd have gone, "who was he fighting actually?" But instead I just assumed he spent nearly thirty years fighting cops⊠not doing what the IJA did best and mutilating helpless civilians. But I bought the popular narrative entirely and didn't give an ounce of a think at the question of who was he fighting in this 'guerilla war.'
"Actively fighting a war⊠against who?" is a question that just straight up never came to my mind.
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Today in Hip Hop History:
The Jungle Brothers released their debut album Straight Out The Jungle November 8, 1988
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when sukuna comes home, he sees that weâve dyed our hair and the bathroom is stained with hair dye
The sincerest form of flattery
Synopsis: Sukuna comes home to a crude imitation of himself, how is it his blood does not boil with distaste?
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It was not uncommon for Lord Sukuna to arrive at the estate covered in sticky red blood. It would often have dried to his robes before he would bathe and rid himself of the substance.
Looking at your reflection now, you are sure the pair of you have never looked more similar.
You had given up on gloves long ago, the red staining your hands in a horrific way, you wondered what the man would say when he arrived at the estate.
Your hair had yet to fully dry, a duller pink than the king of curses, but a mimic of the man nonetheless. He was able to make it work in a way you could not quite understand, spinning in the mirror to see the damage, you begin to feel a bit guilty for the estates service workers.
The walls, the sink, the floor, it all had- well... what appeared to be blood splattered across it. A particularly incriminating towel lay across the counter, dripping onto the tiles below.
Silent giggles escaped you as you tried to wipe the dye from your hands. What would Sukuna say when he got home? You wondered.
You had just started to make headway cleaning the floors when you felt it. He was within the estate.
For reasons unknown to you, you started to become anxious. Cleaning faster, and anxiously checking the mirror to fix your appearance.
It was not long, of course, before he was standing in the threshold of his chambers washroom.
Any other time you might've found it sweet that he came straight to you after arriving home. He would never say it, but he was quite like a jungle cat in his own way, yet loyal as a dog. He would never stray too far from you. Your presence his energy.
But now. Bent across the floor, a stray hair fallen to your face, and the corrosive scent of ammonia wafting through the room, you feel a bit sheepish as his eyes take in the scene.
"What...ever are you doing?" His upper set of arms are crossed, his eyes analyzing the room.
You haven't a clue how to respond. A laugh is bubbling up but you try very hard to keep it down. Your fists are balled in the cleaner of the towels available to you as you glance at the floor and bite your lip.
Sukuna is taking measured steps to you now, his eyes narrowed. From your kneeled position on the floor, he looks even more enormous than usual.
The right words escape you so you build the courage and mutter, "I'm just like you, see?" And wave a hand to the room.
"You... what?" He hisses. Turning to see what you are referring to. Before he looks back to you, you stand, brush your wet hands down the large shirt that has become a blood-stained smock, and grin. You swipe your hands down the length of yourself.
"See? The hair, the... bloody room..."
He is making an odd movement in the muscles of his neck, and squinting at you, "This is not blood. I can tell with certainty."
"Yes, well... that's true, but don't we look similar?" You grin up at the giant, awaiting his response. Perhaps he will roll his eyes and walk to the bedroom of his chambers, or maybe he will demand you clean the mess you have made.
"You cannot possibly believe we look remotely similar." His biceps are flexing and there is a rosiness to his cheeks.
You turn now to look at the mirror, reaching to tug on his lower hand, "Look. I just need some tattoos now."
Sukuna flexes his hand in your grasp and you drop it that instant. He has never been the most physically attuned. Even so, just as you have made to step from him, his arms reach out, grabbing you by your torso and lifting you to his height.
His eyes roam over your hair and your face. There is a little dye on your hairline and he licks a thumb to rub at it.
"Ugh- ew... don't spit on me..."
His eyes squint in annoyance. Dropping you just a hair's breadth from the floor. Just as he is turning to leave you see the tips of his ears burn under the lights in his lavatory.
"You are a ridiculous beast." He finally announces.
"You don't like it? We match now!" You smile, knowing that if he had any qualms he would have said so without restraint.
"You are a filthy beast too. And lucky, lucky a bath is being drawn for me now." He runs a hand through his pink locks, the very hair that you are now sporting.
"And why does your bath make this filthy beast lucky?" You grin, coming to wrap yourself around his forearm.
He lifts you from the ground with the strength of that one arm. Curling you nearer now to his face.
"Because I am eternally gracious and will allow you to cleanse yourself alongside me." He states. Sharp canines glimmer in your eyes and you smile.
"My, that is very generous." You attempt to swing yourself down but his arms wrap around you.
He truly has the perfect anatomy for snuggling, though he hates to hear it. Effortlessly, he sets you upon one shoulder and carried you both to the bathhouse.
"I am known to be." He grunts. "For you." His upper right hand comes to curl a lock of your newly colored hair around his finger, a hidden smile gracing his lips.
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Nah Iâm good where Iâm at đ„°
#Iâm rly content rn đ„°đ„°#lab research internship coming up working with grey short tailed possums#Iâm really enjoying school and I have another semester of biotech!#im transferring to university in the fall to finish out my bio degree with a concentration in biotechnology and genetics#Iâve been almost a straight A student and Iâve worked my ass off for it!!#I have a wonderful partner who I love with all my heart! I got to see them last week!!!#my art has come leaps and bounds since I moved here#my apartment is a jungle and I have so many plants I thought Iâd never own#and theyâre all thriving#my cats are happy and healthy and so damn affectionate#I have a good relationship with my mom and stepdad#I have an amazing brother#Iâve recently started hanging out with some really cool people whose company I enjoy immensely#I have really wonderful friends that I talk to regularly#idk things arenât perfect but Iâm happy rn
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Dumpster Baby Part 2
<-First
Jazz wasn't worried at all that Danny was missing. But she's annoyed that he hasn't contacted her for nearly 2 months of disappearing.
Danny had gone scouting Gotham and hadn't come back. Something had distracted him enough. Well, with or without him, she was going there anyway. Within two months of waiting for Danny, she had finished packing and was now ready to leave.
Her parents also weren't worried about Danny, knowing about his status as a half. They were just disappointed he didn't bother contacting them for whatever reasons he had. They were planning to join Jazz to settle her in Gotham and investigate where Danny had gone and what he had been doing in Gotham.
Tucker and Sam, who also got no messages, were gearing up to prepare to go to Gotham. Unlike Danny, they were completely normal human beings, so they did have to arm themselves when they went there.
When they got to Gotham, they immediately tracked for Danny, only to end up in front of a large warehouse.
"Did he get carried away building a lair for himself?" Tucker joked.
"And not texting us for 2 months about it? There's no way he can keep a secret about it." Sam hissed at him.
So they opened the door to the warehouse, to find an eyeball staring straight at them.
Jazz, Sam and Tucker screamed while Maddie and Jack aimed their gun rays at it, only for them to realise that it was Danny.
"Dann-o! We came to visit!" Jack put away his gun to greet his son.
"You should have contacted us! It's been 2 months already!" Maddie scolded him.
The eyeball stared at them, looking at them as apologetically as he can as an eyeball before gesturing to follow him inside.
As they went inside, they noticed that there were several Ghosts inside, looking like they had a task to do. They wondered what until they went into a room the eyeball directed them to go to.
Inside was a large creature lounging on the floor, resting as children were playing all over his form. There were babies in an arm, many arms. Oh, and eyeballs were floating everywhere.
"Uhhh, Danny?" Jazz started. "Where did you find these kids?" She calmly stated, ignoring her parents who got excited that they became grandparents in an instant. They all knew Danny, and they all knew that he had taken all these children in as his.
Jazz felt a tug and looked down to see a thin child, a child who should have been pudgy with how young he looked. He looked up with huge eyes, a fist in his mouth as he clutched a teddy bear possessively. He took out the fist from his mouth to reach up to Jazz, opening and closing his fist at her.
"Uppies?"
Jazz picked him up and rested him on her hips, melting when the baby rested his head on her shoulder, his fluffy hair tickling her cheeks.
Okay, she gets why Danny took them in.
"We could have helped, you know." Jazz weakly said, bouncing the baby softly. Danny snorted, making Jazz sigh. She would save the lecture once the children werenât in the same room.
"Honey! We have grandchildren!" Jack cooed, shrinking from his big size and went on his knees to not scare any children. The children looked like they only recently just had good meals, warmth, and shelter. It wouldnât do good for him to aggravate them further.
Sam and Tucker decided to sit down on an available spot. Some children, once they noticed that Danny didnât have any reaction to them, deeming them safe, dragged the both of them to play with them.
Maddie went over to check out Danny to see if his newly changed form had any bad effect on him and just to generally check on him. She melted when Danny deposited one of the babies he was carrying, the arms disappearing when settled in her arms.
She patted her son as she watched her the children and her husband having the time of their lives playing with each other. With Jack's big form, there were children using him as a jungle gym. Jazz was cuddling with the boy. Tucker and Sam were playing heroes with the children as the bad guys, letting the children beat them up when the villains failed their plans.
"I'm proud of you, Danny. You've taken in the children that needed help and created a family of your own." Maddie smiled at him, eyes watering at the utterly domestic side
Danny's eyes all teared up, she noticed, and his head went to nuzzle her.
Well, it's time for everyone to move to Gotham, she supposes.
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