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disaster-racing · 10 months ago

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#alexander rossi #pato o'ward #arrow mclaren #indycar #katie vs photoshop #they hired rossi so he would eyeroll 24/7 in their promo videos #you can't change my mind #straight from the office #(or parks and rec)

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gabekidd · 15 hours ago

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So it's been about a year since my last haircut (which I did myself), and I'm in bad need of one. I really want one before the show on Saturday, and I'm trying to decide if I want to try to book an appointment for Friday or just follow Brad Mondo's butterfly cut (and maybe curtain bangs) tutorial again.

#if I were working from home on Friday I would just book the appointment #but I'm working from home tomorrow because of the storm which means I'll have to go in Friday #granted the place I go to is 10 minutes up the road from the house so it wouldn't be that big a deal to just go there #straight from the office #but still

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bandsanitizer · 9 months ago

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EXACTLY !!!

lol I’m glad you agree!

#straight from the office #lukey #i dont have a tag for asks so i guess i’ll use this

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sergle · 2 months ago

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Having a STUPID TIME trying to accomplish the very basic task of re-filling my prescription bc my bitch doctor is apparently completely off the grid

#got two pills left. i am going to die #walgreens tried to send him a refill request and they couldn't get an answer from him #so I figured I'd bite the bullet and call. which I dislike doing #straight to voicemail. the voicemail's inbox is full.#ok. maybe the business number has changed? I use a DIFFERENT number attached to his office #same thing. rings once. goes straight to voicemail. but the voicemail's inbox is full.#I try a different number I had saved. which I am pretty sure is his cell that he gave me. Number Has Been Disconnected.#so I tried THREE phone numbers. and could not get anyone to pick up #I can't figure this shit out... I am just trying to get a refill on my scrip #THIS SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD #i'm giving myself a migraine stressing about it

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laurents-secret-diary · 1 year ago

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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#caprisun #captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh

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cultivating-wildflowers · 1 year ago

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ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

#*this also applies to the not-ladies among us #y'all deserve a good pensive ramble across a moor in a really cool greatcoat #just be sure you don't turn it into anything vigorous #this is not the time to be Aragorn we are looking for Jonathan Harker pre-Dracula at best #in regards to the moor: a wind-swept cliffside would also be suffice #it would NOT do wonders for my health of course but hey #fortunately the bestie and I have plans to go hiking next weekend and if we don't have another option I'm gonna beg for the hemlock trail #I'd also take the cedar springs #I just need Nature that isn't the beach #in other news I am happy to report that the week is smoothing itself out somewhat #we're all still on edge but it's not as bad as it was and we've effectively kicked loose the pebble in the the shoe #my darling sister sent me a gift and told me to treat myself so I may get bubble tea after work #and I begged for tomorrow off so I can sleep and then spend the day coughing in peace #(this is such a bizarre cold. I didn't get any of the preliminaries outside of some sneezing)#(and then it was straight to my chest. not even a sore throat first! usually I get a lot of build up and can often get ahead of a bad cough #(thankfully my nose is not congested. I suppose that's the trade-off)#so I'll sleep in and then I may sort some of the filing I'm taking home from the office #by then I'll likely have completely lost my voice #AND I have ingredients for chili because for once I planned ahead. might even make some of my favorite rolls as well.#and then next week...I start a second job #(super simple and it's 2 hours max every evening. once I figure it out it could be an hour tops unless I decide to take it slow)#(the pay is great for the job and it'll give me something to do instead of just...I dunno...reading through the winter I suppose)#(sorry my head is in such a fog I don't know how I'm surviving work)#mine #greatest hits

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auspicioustidings · 4 months ago

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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!

Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)

#mhairidrabbles #Johnny and Kyle out here sure it's an old mans club and saying yes out of finding their superiors officers endearing #Johnny cannot stop staring at the man in full pup gear and about passes out when he crawls over to sniff at him #Kyle is ramrod straight and staring ahead as Price is getting head from a man that looks sort of like him right beside him #holding a full conversation with them the whole time as well - like Price is ignoring the person blowing him entirely

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periwinkla · 6 months ago

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I implore you to imagine their anime voices here. /out of context wip from the narumitsu comic 💙❤️ PS. I'm going to post the wips on ko-fi first, as I don't need to care about the time to post stuff, so if you want to see them as soon as they're posted... -> here

#ace attorney #narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #periwinkla #periwinkla wips #you know - the reason I love them is of course because they inspire each other and make the other better and stuff #but after that - it's because they're both the most lovable goofs that have ever goofed seriously they're too precious #the guy with the poker face that can say whatever with a straight face if he so wishes #and the other guy who is basically *done* with anyone he meets because everyone he meets is a piece of work #you know- it started by befriending larry and phoenix and it kinda snowballed from there #I mean Phoenix has Trucy Apollo and Athena who basically take care of the agency for him - but Edgeworth?#he has to bear with the weirdos of the prosecutor's office - you feel his pain?#he's done but also- he's resigned to his fate #and has partnered for life with the biggest piece of work there is

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snekdood · 1 year ago

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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

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firestorm09890 · 1 month ago

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on a scale from one to NaN, how real are you feeling today?

#kingdom hearts #zexion #ienzo #this is NOT vent art even though it looks very much like it could be lmao #I'm putting him in the torment nexus by making him... think through his trauma!!!!#guys I think he's fine with it :) being stabbed by someone he trusted and continues to trust didn't do anything to him mentally haha #evenfall #no name is a bitch to draw I didn't even try to do perspective on it #me art #me post #happy 2025 I guess. first writing werewolf freeverse first art is this #I got several injuries twisting my ankle and falling over in the desert on January 3rd #so I could say it's looking dire or I can say we can only go up from here!!!!!!!#eh who am I kidding I'm probably going to make more art that's like this #I feel like I'm going through my edgy teen phase 5 years too late #also yeah that's a syringe in his left hand #what is he doing with it? making poor choices that's what #in the doctored office straight up attempting “it”. and by it haha well lets justr say. open heart surgery

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front-facing-pokemon · 2 years ago

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#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

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hamletthedane · 1 month ago

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I have been banned from continuing to discuss the existence of the French Revolution in the Bridgerton universe at family dinners

#jokingly banned but banned nevertheless #this is my roman empire #it haunts me #Bridgerton #the entire regency aesthetic and era would not exist without the context of the French Revolution and yet?? no Revolution??#are the napoleonic wars happening?? the war of 1812 in North America???#why are there no militias???#and then at one point Anthony mentions Napoleon and THAT is straight up impossible #Napoleon would be an entirely unknown minor officer without FRev??#and the regency era folk were NOT throwing these huge dramatic balls at the time #they were fairly simple as Jane Austen herself went to great efforts to emphasize. country dances and simple hellenic gowns #and do you know why? BECAUSE OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION-#which means the French Revolution did NOT happen. And yet we have a classical aesthetic and Napoleon is there???#adding to this: everybody seems to be on great terms with the Americas and have business dealings there #even though the COUNTRIES SHOULD BE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER!??#THEY BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE???#so did the American Revolution just resolve peacefully and create the neoclassical movement on its own #without the influence of the NOBLES GETTING THEIR HEADS CUT OFF ON THE CONTINENT #WHY WAS THERE A CLASS REVOLUTION IN AESTHETICS BUT NOT FACT????#*I am forcibly escorted from family dinner*

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butterflysnowflake · 4 months ago

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man can I just say how adorable Wolf's interaction with Delia in the wedding scene is? When she's explaining her situation he gives her the most understanding looks and it's because they both effectively had the same cause of death. Delia turned her mourning of Charles into part of her performance art, and died from being scammed with asps who were NOT defanged. Wolf wanted to deliver the most authentic performance possible and died from presumably a negligent armorer who didn't bother to check if the grenade was live or not before shooting. both of them were quite literally killed by their art (not by their own faults to be fair but from someone else's irresponsibility). and it's kind of lovely Delia got such a sympathetic escort back to the netherworld who knows her situation firsthand probably better than anyone else

it's weirdly wholesome and empathetic even as their situations were both played for morbid laughs, and if Delia didn't have eyes only for Charles (what's left of him) and Wolf wasn't in a committed relationship with Janet I'd even say I could have seen things going somewhere between them

#beetlejuice beetlejuice #beetlejuice beetlejuice spoilers #delia deetz #wolf jackson #i do think though that she might have wound up getting a job in his office after the movie #i don't buy the theory entirely that she and charles went straight to the great beyond #because until lydia and astrid sorted the asp situation out and profited appropriately from her art i don't think she'd want to move on #plus she promised to haunt them as long as she could #and you know charles wouldn't leave without her #but I absolutely could see her getting a job with the afterlife crimes unit investigating fraud or something #(beej is probably her first case lmao)#not going to lie these thoughts are a big reason i fell in love with wolf he is fundamentally a good dude #just kind of full of himself but he means well #meta #related to the essay I teased on an earlier reblog today #all this is part of those thoughts but I needed to scream into the void NOW #late addition to these tags I do actually ship Delia/Wolf to a degree it's just not a ship I could see happening in movie canon #because she loves her husband so much #but hey Delia's chill maybe she and Charles are open to a polycule setup

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in-asterism · 5 months ago

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always one step ahead of you- or watching from behindA

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 6 months ago

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Jack: Being gay is a constant battle between: "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists", and I think that's very sexy of us.

Davey: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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rejectkanojo · 3 months ago

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I read up on why Gen Z men voted for Trump this election and turns out it is because women were mean to them

#literally just 'if you demonize and villify men don't be surprised when men vote against you'#HUH???#I am engaged to a Straight White Gen Z Man from Florida and he voted blue #he is nonpartisan as well. he just doesn't agree with the Republican party on anything #and voting for trump is just INSANE. have you guys SEEN him?#sorry i thought i was done thinking about it today but i read a thread and it made me sick #white men. the worst they can do to you is call you names #you will never know what its like to be marginalized. you will never be oppressed #you get to sit there comfortably no matter who's in office #my fiance and I will be fine. but i still care about the people who won't be #us election #us politics

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