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#alexander rossi#pato o'ward#arrow mclaren#indycar#katie vs photoshop#they hired rossi so he would eyeroll 24/7 in their promo videos#you can't change my mind#straight from the office#(or parks and rec)
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EXACTLY !!!
lol I’m glad you agree!
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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!
Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)
#mhairidrabbles#Johnny and Kyle out here sure it's an old mans club and saying yes out of finding their superiors officers endearing#Johnny cannot stop staring at the man in full pup gear and about passes out when he crawls over to sniff at him#Kyle is ramrod straight and staring ahead as Price is getting head from a man that looks sort of like him right beside him#holding a full conversation with them the whole time as well - like Price is ignoring the person blowing him entirely
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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I implore you to imagine their anime voices here. /out of context wip from the narumitsu comic 💙❤️ PS. I'm going to post the wips on ko-fi first, as I don't need to care about the time to post stuff, so if you want to see them as soon as they're posted... -> here
#ace attorney#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#wrightworth#periwinkla#periwinkla wips#you know - the reason I love them is of course because they inspire each other and make the other better and stuff#but after that - it's because they're both the most lovable goofs that have ever goofed seriously they're too precious#the guy with the poker face that can say whatever with a straight face if he so wishes#and the other guy who is basically *done* with anyone he meets because everyone he meets is a piece of work#you know- it started by befriending larry and phoenix and it kinda snowballed from there#I mean Phoenix has Trucy Apollo and Athena who basically take care of the agency for him - but Edgeworth?#he has to bear with the weirdos of the prosecutor's office - you feel his pain?#he's done but also- he's resigned to his fate#and has partnered for life with the biggest piece of work there is
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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.
#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else#you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should#change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting#affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree#with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them#or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you#an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont#set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police#n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you#throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.
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#spinda#AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their caf��!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky#whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct#ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way#have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby#ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in#shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun#i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café#which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing#it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around#and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere#nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately#not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever#their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig#shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!
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man can I just say how adorable Wolf's interaction with Delia in the wedding scene is? When she's explaining her situation he gives her the most understanding looks and it's because they both effectively had the same cause of death. Delia turned her mourning of Charles into part of her performance art, and died from being scammed with asps who were NOT defanged. Wolf wanted to deliver the most authentic performance possible and died from presumably a negligent armorer who didn't bother to check if the grenade was live or not before shooting. both of them were quite literally killed by their art (not by their own faults to be fair but from someone else's irresponsibility). and it's kind of lovely Delia got such a sympathetic escort back to the netherworld who knows her situation firsthand probably better than anyone else
it's weirdly wholesome and empathetic even as their situations were both played for morbid laughs, and if Delia didn't have eyes only for Charles (what's left of him) and Wolf wasn't in a committed relationship with Janet I'd even say I could have seen things going somewhere between them
#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice spoilers#delia deetz#wolf jackson#i do think though that she might have wound up getting a job in his office after the movie#i don't buy the theory entirely that she and charles went straight to the great beyond#because until lydia and astrid sorted the asp situation out and profited appropriately from her art i don't think she'd want to move on#plus she promised to haunt them as long as she could#and you know charles wouldn't leave without her#but I absolutely could see her getting a job with the afterlife crimes unit investigating fraud or something#(beej is probably her first case lmao)#not going to lie these thoughts are a big reason i fell in love with wolf he is fundamentally a good dude#just kind of full of himself but he means well#meta#related to the essay I teased on an earlier reblog today#all this is part of those thoughts but I needed to scream into the void NOW#late addition to these tags I do actually ship Delia/Wolf to a degree it's just not a ship I could see happening in movie canon#because she loves her husband so much#but hey Delia's chill maybe she and Charles are open to a polycule setup
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always one step ahead of you- or watching from behindA
#star's shinies#mammon khr#viper khr#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#im having fun w/ this artstyle :)#I know#I KNOW#viper's hair is straight#the straightest#it looks eternally soaked#but the wavy hair looks so nice...#anyway my rambling in the tags for this piece is about the perception of Mists as untrustworthy and the role of an information broker#because#an information broker depends on people believing them#on having their information trusted and having a good reputation for reliability#which mists are not known for#so that viper rose to the top of the field is very interesting#they also went from being an information broker to an assassin#that's a pretty significant career change#and they're the officer so they can't be bad either
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Jack: Being gay is a constant battle between: "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists", and I think that's very sexy of us.
Davey: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
#Jack: I love you#borrowed from a Zukka meme#this is their dynamic#sassy davey is best davey#Davey is chaotic af never forget#javid thursday#on. Monday#either of them would say either thing and I love that#every time Davey says something like this jack is just like: fuck I love this man#there is no straight explanation for this#there is no straight explanation for newsies 1992#newsies 2012#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#seize the gay#newsies is gay#Kenny Ortega did his best for us 🏳️🌈#DO YOU SEE HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER#newsies stage show#jack kelly#davey jacobs#javid forever#javid newsies#theyre in love your honor#they’re gay officer#jack Kelly/david jacobs#they’re always together and always gay#chaotic bisexual jack Kelly#gay Davey jacobs
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I read up on why Gen Z men voted for Trump this election and turns out it is because women were mean to them
#literally just 'if you demonize and villify men don't be surprised when men vote against you'#HUH???#I am engaged to a Straight White Gen Z Man from Florida and he voted blue#he is nonpartisan as well. he just doesn't agree with the Republican party on anything#and voting for trump is just INSANE. have you guys SEEN him?#sorry i thought i was done thinking about it today but i read a thread and it made me sick#white men. the worst they can do to you is call you names#you will never know what its like to be marginalized. you will never be oppressed#you get to sit there comfortably no matter who's in office#my fiance and I will be fine. but i still care about the people who won't be#us election#us politics
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Not to be a bitch but if Watcher wanted more money maybe they should of produced more then 1 project a month
#watcher#I love watcher#been watching them since high school and I’m now considering a PhD they were my entire youth#but the reason drop out works is because they have so many shows#with many many comedians#I was always worried about how big watcher tried to get straight off the bat#I’m not saying getting an office in California with multiple members of staff is bad for a production company#but from their first watcher vid they seems to have many members off staff that realistically could have been just sound/camera & editors#then grown from that#there is realistically only 2 members of talents then recurring guests which is not enough for a full fledged subscription platform
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Just so everyone is aware, the upload times for the surprise songs for this leg of tour are going to be at weird times cause I unfortunately have work :(
but I am still going to do them, it just might take a bit longer than usual!!
#the turtle speaks#like the concert starts at 4am my time but since tomorrow is a work from home day once i get up i can refresh pages and find videos#but the day after (thursday for me but Friday in Tokyo) i have to leave for the office at 7ish so those will have to wait until i get home#or if im lucky in finding videos i can try to do it from my phone on my lunch break#but doing them from my phone is a nightmare like it could straight up be a torture method so we'll see
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One of my favorite things in 911 is the moment anyone at the 118 gets the chance to play detective, they take the opportunity and just run with it. Like, I just know when Karen and Hen were at that bar tracking down the woman using their credit card that Athena had a headache.
#Athena is in a constant state of herding cats#If it’s not Michael and Bobby spying on his neighbor or Buck straight up stealing evidence from a crime scene#then its Buck’s reporter girlfriend dragging him into an active investigation or Hen and Chim stealing files from Bobby’s office and#investigating a serial killer on their own#and if it’s not of that then it’s Buck and Eddie’s little Magnum PI bit at the crime scene of that woman that was found shot in her pool#911 abc#athena grant#hen wilson#karen wilson
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After surgery I was like "now I can go work" and then the Pain starts to hit and I CAN't Work AUGH
#red rambles#stupid me was trying to go to the office straight from the hospital#thankfully Common Sense also hitted me
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pawbeanies life update but recently my coworker (very nice grandma) has been trying to gently suggest i meet up with her nephew for coffee or something and described him as someone who is nice and enjoys going to concerts and "ball games". now as a puppydoggy i enjoy many a Ball Game. however .
#i think the mold in our office walls is affecting us deeply#shes always like. haha we gotta get you a boyfriend. and yes i would enjoy a bf or a partner but like we are not on the same PAGE here#in fact we are in different books .#also it doesnt help im a mile deep in this closet so everyone thinks i am a Straight Woman#pawbeanies lore#shes like. very sweet catholic lady who lives in a different tax bracket from me#and like. i appreciate her deeply. but maam. thats not profesh
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