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there really is no joy quite like drinking something fruity directly out of the bottle while trying to do a creative hobby is there
#daily life with mercy#I think I'm allergic to ethanol#mildly#but enough I don't really want to be chugging a bottle of wine#but I AM rawdogging this fizzy sparkling blush#750ml of pure happiness#straight from the bottle#I'm living in luxury
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#cityscape#lofi aesthetic#lo fi aesthetic#lofi#lo fi#fire escape#party dress#straight from the bottle#midnights#night aesthetic#night scene#late nights#nighttime#aestheitcs#aesthetic#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#ai images#ai generated#ai art
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Yall ever just like... Eat tajin straight from the bottle or is it just me and my cousin
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#Adrienne Bailon#Jenny McCarthy#fashion#party#blonde#hair#balloons#photography#Sara Jaye#straight from the bottle#flirty
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October 24, 2023 - Straight From The Bottle by Terror Jr
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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the ethically questionable internship situation with Cicero and Caelius and Crassus, who would like to go home now thank you
#modern AU tag#i closed up shop on this AU but decided to bring it back for one last bit because it’s funnier to me in a modern bar#but immediately after drawing it I was like. actually this would be funny in Ancient Rome too#Crassus eventually; just drinking whiskey straight from the bottle
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Tubbo drinking from a wine bottle with a straw is just iconic i cant
#tubbo#it looks incredibly silly#This embodies tubbo#drinking straight from a wine bottle iwht a straw and then being depressed about cooking pasta not going well (it was fine)
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95 million percent no one cares but i managed to loose the rubber seal in my hydroflask lid yesterday without realizing it (dropped lid by water fountain at work) (don’t flame me for still having hydroflask products i’ve owned one since legitimately 2010 and i like them okay!!!!) and it was the last standing lid i still had that was the old style flip top one and if i have to get a new one cause i lost the seal i’m going to be. so beyond pissed cause all the new lids upset me is it too much to ask to want to purchase the same product i’ve had for the last fourteen years ??
#objectively i need a new bottle itself i dropped it and it doesn’t stand up straight anymore but ugh#lids!#the straw ones piss me off and the unscrew ones also piss me off and so do the twist ones i’ve tried them all#rip to a legend (the light weight series stainless steel 21 ounce bottle i bought in virginia when i was 16 at a whole foods)#you’re still my favorite and i love you forever#not a tag#from saph
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i like ms paint but i like mspaint-esque pressureless brushes more.
exclusive never before seen art process snapshot under cut.
this is what it actually looks like in the canvas. it was a warmup for a larger thing and took way too long so my frustration is justified i think
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#decapitation cw#gddddiiii ialways forgett that one. fuck#admin draws#fanart#anywways uhh tags! context!#first one is post tussle. because i am living vicariously through them#i too want to laugh with a friend and have that soothe the sting from the scrapes and aggrevate the bruised ribs#second one. heat map. pieces of you that you left behind#its something ive been thinking about a lot lately as a framing for trauma. a part of you thats still back there.#the way these two step on each others toes in a more general way too. neither means to. it still happens#i saw art a while ago that speculates on dirk being reminded of the disappearifier whenevr jake is on his shoulders and that stuck with me#im in such a mood with these two again sorry. this is what joining a discord 4 the alpha kids does to your brain#drinking sparkling water straight out of a liter bottle and jamming out to verka serduchka rn what can u do.#guess what im drawing. smile :)
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what if i told you that Norman almost certainly harbors a deep resentment and anger toward Isabella, one that festered so quietly he wasn’t even aware of it until he watched her bleed out on the grace field lawn
#ray had time to stew and loathe her properly and emma is emma.#but Norman ? Norman would never be able to admit he hates the woman who raised him not even to himself#she let him think he was going to die and then handed him off to Peter. Norman would have to wonder if he’s at lambda on her reccomendation#drinking straight from the bottle. Norman’s dynamic with Isabella is criminally underexplored and I’m TRYING but oh my god it hurtsssss#Nikki talks about tpn
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LOOKING SHARP AND BUSINESS ONLY
(And absolutely fine)
#they look so business only#especially atsushi chuuya and aku#atsushi looks like a law student#dazai with suspenders#THERE'S ANGO TOO#Chuuya dazai and ango just want a drink#ango drinks straight from the bottle#at least skk have manners#sskk look so stylish#ranpo is so innocent#my smart foodie#ango looks stressed#damn aku wearing grey#atsushi wearing a blue suit#atsushi and ranpo look so innocent#business man chuuya#dazai casually sipping Starbucks#bsd#bsd official art#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#ryuunosuke akutagawa#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#ranpo edogawa#nakajima atsushi#ango sakaguchi#sskk#skk
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Orym I’m begging for you to tell someone near you about how you feel instead of just picking up the sending stone and being sad for 25 words a day at a person you aren’t sure will answer the stone! I know you’re comfortable in talking to absent people because of your husband and father, but the rest of the hells are right there! Fearne is your best friend! You and Ashton promised each other you’d help pick each other up when you were down! Like please talk to someone about how you feel for longer than 25 words! And like sure! On a meta level we know that Dorian may be coming back soon, but orym doesn’t know that! What he knows is that the last time he used the stone he didn’t get an answer! And he keeps hiding his emotions from the people around him instead of being open! And I think it’s a good character choice on Liam’s end but it makes me want to grab Orym by the shoulders and shake him!
#critical role#cr spoilers#orym of the air ashari#it’s just frustrating to see my lil guy struggling and then instead of having a conversation about it with someone near him#he uses a single message he gets a day with only 25 words and he doesn’t know if he’ll get a response to share how he feels#like again from a character standpoint it makes sense but ORYM#I feel like if/when Dorian comes back he’s just gonna go straight back to bottling everything up#cause he’s so used to not talking about it
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mdni, not proofread, takiishi being weird, mini endo mention, wc: 500
slightly expanding on/continuing this
despite takiishis typically uninterested expression, he's rather curious. hidden behind blank eyes is the curiosity of a cat. he's always watching, always listening while his gaze makes you think the exact opposite of that.
you, like everyone else who had ever seen takiishi, was unaware of this curious side of him. and you were completely clueless to the extent of his keenness when it came to figuring out the way you worked.
but to him, it was no surprise you ended up like this straight after work. after being ushered inside, he wordlessly made you lay down, your knees bent and heels by your ass.
for a moment, he was just watching you, as if you were some puzzle he was trying to solve. and then he was closer, spreading your thighs wider. one hand moved to your lower stomach, holding in you place, while the other spread you open for him.
he was observing you, every change in expression or twitch of your body committed to his memory. even as he hooked a thumb into your slit, his eyes were trained on your face. he watched the way you squirmed, the way you attempted to put distance between the two of you though you knew it was futile.
one of the many things he found interesting about you. the way you did things knowing it made no difference, the way you hid your desires, and the way your instincts interfered with those same wishes. everything you did was so interesting to him.
even now, as he prodded at your slick sex, he found you ever fascinating. the way you contradicted yourself was something else he found intriguing. the way you whined and told him to stop despite your visible arousal.
yet he never listened to your words, too focused on your body. on your actions. actions speak louder than words, no? and you could always tell more about a person from what they did, not what they said.
so he ignored your words, eyes trained on the fluttering of your stretched cunt. and as his fingers delved in you, pressing against the bare muscles, you thought that maybe this night would lead to something greater.
but even if every spasm of your muscles and whimpered out complaint was what he found intriguing, takiishi could never be entertained for long. as soon as hope entered your body, it left just as quickly. his fingers pulled out, his eyes staring at your exposed sex for a moment longer before he got up.
his curiosity was hidden once more, making it feel as though you had imagined the whole moment. yet the insistent throbbing between your legs confirmed that the whole interaction had in fact occurred. but that just left you alone, brought to the edge and moments away from pleasure. perhaps you could call endo, get him to pick up where takiishi left off. or wait around until takiishi was bored again, until his curiosity got the best of him.
#omg nyx writing before gta 6???#it's been a while since i've wrote anything#even longer since i wrote smut or wtvr this shit is so uhm#IGNORE THIS YEAH#anywyas had to stop myself from smacking a little kid with a coke bottle earlier#IN MY DEFENSE i was just holding it by my side and that kid wasn't paying attention to where it was going and almost ran straight into it#i was paying attention so the kid didn't but i was about to smack him regardless since he was being oblivious to everything around him#gotta give him a little life lesson yk#this is for venus mostly#revenge for torturing me sm with endo#also rye bc she said i can be uncouth on dash too so#☆— yapping
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Someone needs to get Malcolm a pill organizer this is getting out of hand
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In light of more people bringing up 'Timmy being a fairy' aus, may we interest you in a long held 'Timmy's Anti-Fairy counterpart should be Gary' headcanon
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Upper Left, arrow pointed at suspiciously bottle shaped ray gun: Hand-me-down while Gary learns to control his magic
Upper Right, arrow pointed at Gary: Despite having been 'born' older, Poof/Irep still considers Gary to be his 'little brother'
Bottom Right, arrow pointed at Gary: Handful
#Fairly oddparents a new wish#Gary#Irep#headcanon#au#Also headcanon that Irep went from bottle to blaster to medieval weaponry#it's just so much more personal when you can feel your weapon making contact#normally we don't headcanon him switching to mace until he's older#but with a little brother that he needs to show the ropes to#he might step up a bit sooner on that ladder#also this is straight up Gary#as in 'Timmy had nightmares for a couple weeks after being a fairy'#'before Gary clawed his way out of a dream to be his counterpart'#he does not know what he's doing#but he knows he doesn't like Timmy! so it's a start
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