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[indigonite]

Belated happy new year, everypony ✌️

[digitalmemoriez]

✫･ﾟ*.2005･ﾟ✫*.

[potato-lord-but-not]

MAGPOD STICKERS 1/4

don’t tell the others but Jon’s my fav so far <33

[hop-a-lot]

office

[annamationsart]

bit chilly innit (surely it will be warm inside this door!)

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

Martin Blackwood is so real because he didn’t go “I can fix him” or “I could make him worse” to Jon, he went “I know he’s the most fucked up and pathetic man who honestly kinda has a shit personality but I want him anyways” and he’s so real for that

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

pov you do ur gay little run cycle into the war room unexpectedly insp this painting and remembering this screenshot/post as well

[sarcasticscribbles]

POV there's been an explosion at House of Wax Museum in Great Yarmouth

[driaswrld]

higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

It would’ve been really awkward if Jon had just kept running into former Statement givers in public. Like, imagine you’ve spent months dealing with some fucked up eye creature haunting your nightmares to feast upon your fear, but then you spot him at Tesco as he’s pulling out a calculator to figure out which loaf of bread (on sale!) offers the most bread per pound (🍞/£). How would you cope with that?

[norriszn]

max's twitch stream: qatar sprint quali - nov '24

quick context: max sometimes plays background videos for chat to watch with him while he eats. during this particular stream max mentioned that he hadn't eaten for hours (just a tiny lunch) after doing a big run but dw cuz pietra saved him with some food which you can see in his camera view.

max: hello? ricky? *lando guessing if oscar is telling the truth or a lie - 1st box of lies* *chat making sure max knows his camera is blocking lando* max: 'you're in front of bob' for fuck sake. alright. i'll move. *oscar guessing if lando is telling the truth or a lie - 2nd box of lies* max: what the fuck is that? they're pickled onions or something? *oscar still guessing if lando is telling the truth or a lie - 2nd box of lies* max: i don't think he (lando) knows they're pickled onions. *production guy handing oscar the 3rd box of lies* max: chat, this is so fucking good, man. i'm not even watching the video, really, fuck. (😭😭) *lando guessing if oscar is telling the truth or a lie - 3rd box of lies* max: i don't know what- do they have to guess if they're lying or not? what? *oscar guessing if lando is telling the truth or a lie - 4th box of lies* max: peppa pig's (lunchbox). (the nooticer) *chat kinda roasting max for the way he’s eating* max: 'max really was starving' i know… *landoscar landoscaring* max: i don't get it. is he even lying? *oscar still guessing if lando is telling the truth or a lie - 4th box of lies* max: *pointing at the screen* mmm, (it's) actually peppa pig's (lunchbox). (the nooticer😭😭 ) *oscar confirming that, yes, it's actually his mom in the locket necklace - 4th box of lies* max: what? *box of lies 5 minutes video ending* max: is that it? IS THAT IT?!

[lizord-lord]

i think spotting elias bouchard outside of work would be a harrowing experience worthy of its own statement even with exactly 0 actual spookiness involved

[digitalmemoriez]

✫･ﾟ*.2009･ﾟ✫*.

[djevelbl]

OMG WAIT. IS HE SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE???? P L E E E E A A S E TELL ME HE'S SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE OH MY GOD THAT'S ADORABLE--

[myquietsafehaven]

Love that TMA ships that contain Jon get just mashed together names no poetry here.

Like you got Jmart, JonTim, JonMarTim, JonSasha, JonElias, JonGerry etc.

Meanwhile the other ships get Lonelyeyes, TerminalVelocity, Doorkeay.

Only one I can think that includes Jon is Polyarchives, and that’s still like borderline on not being a bad ship name.

Conclusion: Nothing Jon just doesn’t get to be cool.

[once-delight]

The year is 1975, you are sitting in a café in Berlin. On the table in front of you lies an open, empty page of your notebook, and you take drag after drag on your cigarette trying to come up with something new and clever to say about the city.

You hear something move behind you, and you jump, but when you look there’s nothing.

Except a crumpled post it note left on that empty page in front of you.

It is 1975. The Devil has been chasing you for two years.