#aka i would befriend him so fast

[annamationsart]

bit chilly innit (surely it will be warm inside this door!)

[ruenii]

Bingge just needs a friend honestly

AKA: how Bingge found out he was demiromantic because of a fuckass ghost

I think that Bingge wouldnt instantly love Shen Yuan. He still thinks that he loves Shen Qingqiu, his Shizun, Shen Jiu. I dont think he can differentiate romantic or platonic love at all and mistakes his obsession and unhealthy attachment to SQQ as romantic love because thats the only kind of love that was continuously shown to him.

So he likes the idea of that nice Shen Qingqiu because he wants his OG SQQ to like him back. To show him that gentleness and just wants to get that approval for once. Sort of like a toxic father or parental guardian with an abused kid yknow?

So after that Bing-mei va Bingge extra he sulks and stews in his anger for a while, his harem is getting a bit scared since he’s quick to lose his temper now, or even worse, he would just disassociate out in the Palace Gardens for hours and hours at a time.

And here comes our number 1# loser Shen Yuan, who, due to a System Error, transmigrates in a ghostly form in post PIDW. He’s obviously star struck because now he can see the story progresses!! For real this time!!!

But why is it so gloomy? Why are the wives not going to Binghe? Last time he checked, only Ning YingYing, Sha Hualing, and Liu Mingyan visited Binghe and it certainly wasnt as often.

Was the Palace ever this lonely?

Shen Yuan eventually befriends Bingge and they slowly start to become friends, maybe the first time in a long while for Binghe. Bingge doesnt catch feelings immediately, no, he’s still hung up on that Shizun from the other world. But Shen Yuan is a good friend, Binghe thinks. He’s never had friends before, and it feels nice to have someone who wants be with you just because.

A conflict that would arise would be Binghe accidentally just using SY as a rebound, and SY gets rightfully pissed!!

Thats the first argument they had that resulted in SY not showing up for a couple days, which leaves LBH again with his wives, and this.. too big Palace.

(Also SY was just hiding in the Gardens and exploring the hellish landscape LOL)

When they reconcile, thats the first time Shen Yuan sees Binghe cry. Bingge didnt want to lose his only friend, his stupid A-Yuan who keeps ranting about horrible books but keeps on hate reading said books and his too big of a stubborn heart.

Luo Binghe falls slowly, taking the time to get to know his A-Yuan. And, at this point, maybe he didn’t need Shizun… no, he didnt need Shizun anymore.

He found happiness where Shen Yuan is, and where his most trusted ones are. Bingge cries like hes a child that grew up too fast, it was raw and it was so hoarse, and it hurts Shen Yuan.

It’ll take time, but they’ll start to actually date once when Bingge starts taking his feelings and himself into account for one.

For now, they don’t need to say I love you prove it.

(TLDR; local demon lord just needed a friend to taste his cooking with and to rant about stupid demon politics)

[morlao]

Headcanon

(aka Sebastian constantly annoying Ominis bc he can't stop talking about MC)

Pairing:

Sebastian Sallow x fem!slytherin!reader

•••

It started the very first day.

After Sebastian had talked to you in the Slytherin common room he couldn't stop thinking about that mysterious new girl.

Actually he had planned to read more about a potential antidote for Anne that evening, but he couldn't concentrate anymore.

For hours he was staring at the pages until he finally realized it's no use.

Lost in thought he stormed into his dormotory where Ominis was just getting ready for bed. "How can I befriend the new girl?"

"Is this a serious question? You never worried about making friends before."

"Just answer my question."

Ominis shrugged. "Well, she's new here. You could offer to show her around."

A grin appeared on Sebastian's face. "Sounds like a plan. I'll talk to Professor Weasley about it tomorrow."

•••

Some days later, after he lost your duel in Professor Hecat's class, Sebastian didn't seem pissed at all - which surprised Ominis very much.

Sebastian hated losing, in fact he acted like a little kid about to throw a tantrum.

Ominis had to step in multiple times to save his classmates or the ancient furniture. But you. Sebastian didn't seem angry at all. On the contrary, he seemed to like you even more. He just couldn't shut up about your good technique.

"She's a brilliant duelist. I didn't have a chance. Amazing technique!"

This was the first time Ominis suspected that his friend might have a crush on you.

•••

However, Ominis decided not to talk to him about it - not yet. After all, he wasn't sure if Sebastian himself had noticed it.

Ominis decided to give him a little more time... until Sebastian accompanied you to Hogsmeade and the two of you DEFEATED A TROLL.

He couldn't believe it when Sebastian told him about it during dinner. The way he described you and your fighting skills, so detailed, so excited.

He was so busy with talking that he almost forgot to eat. Some of the other students that were sitting near them giggled as they watched him.

Imelda showed her typical grin. "Sounds like someone is in love", she teased.

Sebastian stared at her as if he had just realized that she might be right. As if it wasn't obvious to him before.

•••

A few days later Sebastian told Ominis about his feelings for you for the first time. He seemed to have fallen fast and hard.

"Ominis, I guess I'm in love with her."

Ominis facepalmed. "Oh, really? What a surprise."

"I've never met someone like her before. You have to meet her! I've got a feeling that she'll bring lots of adventure."

So a few days later, Sebastian introduced you to each other.

•••

From that day on, you were Sebastian's main topic.

Whenever he hung out with Ominis, you were all he talked about.

After you had met Ominis and the two of you became friends, it got a little easier. Since you three were together most of the time, Sebastian couldn't simp about you anymore. What a relief!

Ominis made sure you were always around. You two got along very well and he really liked you.

You shared the same sense of humor, you liked reading and often read to him and you often told him about your life before Hogwarts.

It didn't take long until Sebastian got jealous. "Are you trying to steal her away from me?"

This was the first time in years that Ominis felt anger burning inside him. "Do you really think I would ever do that? Do you really think I'm such a bad friend?"

Immediately Sebastian felt guilty. "I'm sorry, I didn't..."

Ominis nodded. "It's okay and just that you know... she's like a sister to me."

•••

Whenever it was just the two of them and Seb sighed Ominis was just ignoring it.

He was naive enough to ask what was wrong the first time and.... never again. He didn't get one hour of sleep that night.

Unfortunately Seb never took Ominis' silence as an answer. He walked up straight to his bed in the middle of the night, sat down on the edge and sighed again heavily.

Annoyed Ominis turned around and sat up with an extra exaggerated yawn, but of course Seb didn't care.

As soon as he saw that Ominis was awake he started.

Ominis didn't even have to say the annoyed "what?"

"It's just... she's hanging out with Garreth a lot lately and..."

"Yeah because that's what friends do. They hang out together."

"I don't think Garreth wants to be just friends."

They've had this conversation a million times already. Ominis didn't know what to say anymore, it didn't matter anyway, as Sebastian wouldn't listen to his tips. He never did.

"Seb just go to sleep."

"You studied together this afternoon, didn't you? Did she say something about me?"

"Yeah, that you're annoying."

"Come on, tell me what she really said."

"She did say that. Also she thinks that you're stubborn but a good friend."

"Did she sound like she liked me? As more than a friend, you know."

Ominis let out an annoyed growl. "You are aware that I'm trying to sleep?"

"Did she sound like she liked me?"

"FOR MERLIN'S SAKE! Go to sleep, maybe I'll tell you tomorrow. "

•••

To be honest, Ominis was pretty sure that you liked Sebastian.

You had never said anything like that but he had enough of other evidence.

Being blind made you pay attention to the details after all. For example how your way of speaking changed whenever Sebastian came around.

Your voice got a little higher, you talked faster and he was pretty sure he could hear you smiling the whole time.

Damn, he was pretty sure the two of you were looking at each other like lovesick idiots and were still completely oblivious. It was frustrating!

•••

When Sebastian finally found the courage to plan his confession, of course he annoyed Ominis again.

Why the hell did he think Ominis knew everything about girls and how to tell them he's in love?

Ominis didn't have a girlfriend and he also wasn't the girls' number one crush.

Nevertheless Sebastian thought he was the perfect contact person for this. "Ominis, please, I don't know what to say."

"Trust your instincts, you're good with words."

Ominis himself wasn't sure if that's a good tip to give. Yes, Sebastian was charming, but around you he acts either like a total jerk or a player. And from what he knew about you, he could tell for sure that you wouldn't wanna date a player.

"Maybe you should act more like a gentleman around her", he corrected himself.

Sebastian seemed offended. "I am a gentleman. I'm charming."

"You don't seem like a gentlemen, you seem like a flirt. Today you said 》bella ciao《 to her and winked at her."

Sebastian grimaced. "Yeah, but sometimes I do act like a gentleman. I always accompany her to her classes, I carry her books and I give her my notes when she skips classes again."

"Okay, then slip in subtle hints of liking her."

"I saved her from detention when Peeves caught us in the forbidden section of the library. Does she really think I would do that for everyone?"

•••

The following night was again a living nightmare for Ominis.

He had barely fallen asleep when he heard Seb (who had been tossing and turning in his bed the whole time) calling out his name. "Ominis, are you awake?"

"What do you want?" At this point Ominis didn't even try to hide the fact that he was annoyed.

"I'm not sure if I should really confess tomorrow... I mean... what should I say?"

"Trust me... when you're standing in front of her, you'll know."

The truth was, Ominis wasn't sure about this advice, he actually just wanted Seb to shut up and let him sleep.

On top of that, he was pretty sure, you liked Seb, so there was no reason for him to be nervous.

"But Ominis, she's way out of my league. She's incredibly smart and talented. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and have you seen the way she smiles when she..."

"Okay, enough!" Ominis sat up and sighed heavily, giving up a fight he couldn't win anyway. "Maybe you should imagine you're talking to me. Say it exactly the way you tell me about her."

For a moment Seb was quiet, which Ominis thought to be a good sign.

"Okay, I'll try. But Ominis..."

"SEBASTIAN SALLOW, I SWEAR TO MERLIN, ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL..."

•••

The next day, Seb was waiting for you in the common room.

It was a pretty nice day, so most of the people were outside, only a couple of first years were sitting at a table, giggling and laughing.

"Fuck, I'm nervous...", Sebastian murmured, running a hand through his hair.

"Hey" Ominis smiled "You don't need to be."

"Can I practise before she comes in?"

Ominis grimaced. "Okay, if that's what it takes for you to leave me alone..."

"Yeah, I promise..." Sebastian cleared his throat and ran a hand through his hair. "Okay... there is something that I want to tell you. First of all, you're amazing! You're the bravest and most talented person I've ever met. You're the only one who can beat me at a duel. And.... I'm not sure if this will ruin our friendship but I think I'm in love with you."

You rose your eyebrow, an amused smile on your lips. "Wow, I didn't know you could be that romantic."

Sebastian whirled around, his face as red as the Gryffindor's flag. "Y/N! You're... here..."

You can't help but laugh. You've never seen him this embarrassed before. "Yeah, you asked me to come, remember?"

"Hi Y/N", Ominis greeted you with a smile, before stepping back and signalling for Seb to go on.

"So... I... I wanted to tell you something", Seb started, struggeling to find the right words. He didn't expect you to show up so early, catching him completely unprepared.

Your gace darted from Ominis to Seb. Why was he acting so weird. "Does it have something to do with your confession to Ominis?"

Again, Seb's head turned bright red. "Well, actually... that confession was for you."

You looked at him completely startled. It was for you? Everything he said about falling in love and ruining your friendship?

It was your dream come true.

Nevertheless you tried to play it cool, rising an eyebrow and shooting him a grin. "Oh and you confused me with him because we look so alike?"

At first Sebastian looked at you confused, but as he realized you were joking, he became more relaxed. "Yep, you really do. Are you sure you're not twins?"

"Not exactly."

Both of you laughed, then Sebastian stepped closer, softly grabbing your hand. "Okay, I guess I have to make sure to confess to the right person this time... Y/N, I've been in love with you for quite a while now and... I wanted to ask if you want to go on a date with me."

Damn his smile, his charming smile.

"I would love to", you smile back and Sebastian's face lights up like a Christmas tree.

You step closer to him, intertwining your fingers behind his neck while pulling him down towards you.

You can feel a firework exploding in your chest, when your lips finally collide. His kiss is soft and sweet at first but starts to become more passionate pretty fast.

You couldn't believe it. You were really kissing Sebastian Sallow!

Ominis clears his throat and the two of you let go of each other. "I might not be able to see you, but that doesn't mean that I can't hear you snogging."

Both of you blush deeply and giggle. "Sorry, Ominis!"

[thearchercore]

Charles as a teenager was a full angry grudge holder because Max was fast, fought him, and had a former F1 driver father. Charles knew what it took to get into F1 and he was probably extra annoyed that Max was a nepo baby, and possibly was a threat for his future F1 seat.

Then they both make it into F1 into top teams and Charles realises that Max was actually all along not a threat to him. In fact, off track, Max is possibly the least threatening driver Charles knows. He's nice, awkward and has loser rizz while still determined to try and befriend Charles. So Charles warms to him, and here we are now.

i think charles pretty soon understood that despite max's connections that speedran his way to f1 (aka his dad), max sacrificed a lot to get there -- basically got cut off from his mother's side of family to train with his dad who, as we know, wasn't the epitome of gentle parenting, so i think charles didn't mind taking the more traditional route (and dominating feeder series and f2).

but he was aware that he had to prove himself to make it, so i think max saying statements like "i always knew that if i would make it to f1, charles would also make it" (during the las vegas gp press conference), kinda showcased the respect they have for each other despite them coming from different backgrounds.

but im gonna be honest, everything we know about charles growing up is that he always wanted to win and be first, so i think he didnt care as long as he was able to fight/beat max

[amarioe]

Welcome to....

The insane ramblings of a mad man! (Me)

AKA

Animator Swap AU!

Note: Most of the drawings in the second image sadly are no longer canon to the au, but i did draw a few new ones you'll probably be seeing a few paragraphs down :D

Long post incoming, do be warned 💀

So, the basic idea of this au is..fairly simple, actually-- as much as i struggled thinking of a good, solid concept for it :'D

As the name suggests, the biggest change is that Alan and Grace are swapped, but, well- not quite..

You see! Their personalities remain more or less the same, but the stickfigures they made are swapped- go simple enough visual representation!

Basically, the idea is: "What if Alan made Mitsi and Grace made the Hollowheads?"

To explain this further: Alan would have treated Mitsi primarily the way he treated Victim and Chosen.

Grace, on the other hand, would have treated the hollowheads far better than Alan did in canon, leading to an entirely different outcome for their character arcs! (Although i'm thinking of having Victim and Grace have a rocky start for,, reasons, but i'll expand on that in a different post, probably)

Anyway, as a result, Mitsi would probably look something like this at the time of her escape:

Alt/ slightly rendered ver.

Also, i'd send in an image of the hollowheads too but uh...they don't really have designs or any art yet lol...rip :')

I was planning on explaining far more thoroughly, but i got a little sidetracked and didn't have time to expand this too much.

To at least somewhat make up for my messy ass brain, here are some ideas i'm planning (key word) to solidify into the canon aswell!

-After Mitsi escapes the PC, Alan doesn't draw/animate another stickman for years after. Then i'm thinking he either draws Purple or the guy just kind of,, shows up on his PC one day and after a tentative truce makes the minecraft village there instead of on the Mac (which could potentially lead to the cg meeting Alan aswell?)

-Victim leaves the PC before or recently after Chosen is created, accidentally ending up in the village from his canon backstory and becoming a farmer there.

-Chosen is mute, and i'm thinking he later becomes a sign language interpreter :D (i'm thinking they'll all get regular or semi regular professions since they'd actually get to grow up properly and have childhood and stuff,,, and absolutely no one has any cursor induced trauma whatsoever! Victim? Haha, who's Victim?)

-I was originally thinking of making Dark a Gordon Ramsey style chef, but i feel like i should make him a programmer/hacker of some kind instead LOL

-Orange helps Grace out with her animations in this au aswell! He also has a lot of independent projects of his own :]

-Orange and the cg still eventually end up being the only permanent residents on Grace's pc, with Dark and Chosen visiting fairly often while Victim visits more scarcely. For some reason, he seems a little bit anxious around Grace.. (also yes they're all probably gonna have different names, excluding the animators)

-I'm thinking of calling Mitsi either Mayday or Malice!

-I'm thinking Mitsi crashes/escapes to the village where Victim is. Victim befriends Mitsi pretty fast. They let her stay at their farm and Mitsi helps out pn the farm in return.

-Agent and the mercs will probably be in this au aswell!! I'm just not sure when and how to include them yet.

[w0rmm1lk]

Could you do a m!reader x denki where denki finds out he's bi? I loved your headcanons and I thought about it, like, I imagine him being VERY confused and not knowing how to deal, especially with flirting, I believe he would search the internet for "how to flirt with boys" because he doesn't have any idea 🥺

digging through requests to get stuff that I need done lmao

but YESSS I LOVE BI DENKI

characters r: denki kaminari

reader: male

summary: denki realises not sometimes men are also hot

warnings: swearing as always, denki being denki, he short circuits like 3 times

other: 1A reader, reader sexuality not mentioned

-when he first saw you, his first thought was “wow this is a weird feeling. I just wanna be his friend :D”

-this mf somehow befriended your ass within the first 10 minutes of school.

-honestly he knew he saw you as attractive and thought that it was in the same way he knew todoroki was considered attractive.

-he was wrong 👁️👁️

-like very wrong

-he didn’t even consider being into men until like 5 months into the friendship

-was hanging out with Mina and Sero, talking about some random attractive guy he saw.

-wasn’t until Sero said something that just caused a thought.

-“are you sure you aren’t into guys? I mean you talk about guys you find attractive like all the time.”

-he short circuited on the spot.

-actually thought about it that night.

-wasn’t really upset about it he was just more like “oh.”

-probably got like no sleep that night due to being up thinking about it.

-when he saw you the next morning he then had a realization

-he didn’t just think you were attractive

-he was attracted to you.

-realised why you being attractive was so different than todoroki being attractive

-litterally everyone caught on immediately.

-aka Mina realised and told everyone (besides you.)

-moment classes were over he booked it to the dorms and locked himself inside his room to start researching “how to flirt with men”

-he didn’t find shit

-went to his friends for suggestions

-all he got was;

-“cmon! Be a man and ask him straight up!”

-“why the fuck are you asking me?”

-“I can set you guys up!”

-in the end he followed kirishima’s advice.

-after like a week of mental preparation he ended up just asking you if you wanted to study together instead of asking you to go out with him.

-I mean close enough?

-at least you get to spend time alone?

-you both ended up studying in his room,

-and by studying I mean him holding onto his pencil aggressively as he hopes you don’t notice him staring.

-“can I like- be honest with you for a second?”

-immediately regrets bringing up conversation but no going back now?

-“hm? Oh yeah sure. Go ahead.”

-now that he had your full attention, he felt more nervous than ever.

-“I honestly think I’m into guys—“

-he didn’t think, he knew. Guess the words came out wrong.

-“oh cool.”

-“wait wha—“

-“same.”

-“wait really-?”

-for once he’s the one getting shocked

-that was a terrible pun I’m so sorry-

-“so what made you realise?”

-and that’s where he felt like he was actually having a panic attack.

-because like- it would be so weird for him to just say “oh yeah you made me realise I’m bisexual.”

-but if he lies then he kinda just misses all chances with you

-and if he does lie— tf does he say???

-he thought not even a few seconds passed but in reality he had just been blankly staring at you with a panicked expression for the past 30 seconds

-“denki? You good man?”

-“I’m fINe!”

-his voice cracked and he replied so fast it didn’t even feel like you finished your sentence.

-“you know you don’t have to answer the question if you don’t have an answer right?”

-“I— well I have an answer I just—“

-he was visibly sweating at this point

-he was panicking so much, if you looked closely you could see small sparks in his hair.

-it was a miracle he hadn’t short circuited yet

-“if you don’t want to say it it’s fine.”

-“I—! I wanna say it!”

-“then go ahead.”

-“….”

-more silence

-you could feel how nervous he was just by being near him

-“you.”

-he spoke so quietly, you thought you misheard him.

-“what was that?”

-“it—…. it was you.”

-“….wait what”

-“cmon! Don’t make me repeat it!”

-my man’s was blushing so much at this point

-“wait does this mean you—“

-“yeah…”

-you could see his blush grow deeper with every second.

-“I totally get if this whole thing is weird- or if you don’t see me in that way”

-“denki.”

-“huh?”

-“I love you too.”

-he finally short circuited at those words.

I’m not good at writing confessions

[the2020haikyuuphase]

tsukkiyama headcanons

i feel like sometimes it's so obvious you don't even have to type it out but... yams was feining for that blond noodle since the first time he laid eyes on him fr

and tsukki knew damn well 😭

idk if this is actually canon but kei genuinely has zero other friends besides tadashi. tadashi has other friends but everyone knows they exist second place to that tall lanky blond freak tadashi keeps skipping after

SPEAKING OF WHICH i know for a fact that all the boys spammed him with "the d riding goes crazy" memes in the gc. like the boy couldn't live

in usual situations like this, many would think tsukkiyama is one-sided or unrequited– but tadashi is so obvious and kei and him are obviously very close, and yet kei is so nonchalant about the whole thing that it just confuses the shit out of everyone. like tadashi will say the gayest shit and tsukki would just be straight-faced???? light work no reaction???

not to mention how he responds to "are you two dating?" with just "who made it ur business?" or "shut up" without any denial??? erm what the hell

the only one who doesn't suspect tsukki likes tadashi is tadashi himself because of his low self esteem.

tadashi would have mini crash outs every time a girl would go up to him asking how she could rizz kei.

also idc if this is just a popularised fanon headcanon the idea of a baby yamaguchi also having a crush on tsukki’s mum and older brother SENDS me so its true in my heart

they probably get together by accident. tadashi has to accidentally confess and then act like its the end of the world so badly that kei has to go like "ugh fine we can date can you chill now 😒"

its my personal headcanon that tsukki doesn't have a lot of positive romantic relationships to model after, so he has some pessimistic framing surrounding it, and trust issues, causing himself to distance himself from others and just force himself to be an emotional stone most of the time. but genuinely tadashi is like the only one he can actually be happy with. he's the only one who understands, doesn't force him to grow too fast, never has crazy expectations for him, is constantly loyal and supportive– like there's literally no way else kei can frame him in his mind, especially because they've been friends for so many years that kei knows tadashi just as well. maybe at the start he was like "he only wants to befriend me for protection, or because he's grateful" but it's so stupid to think like that now. tadashi is so honest and blatant about how much he adores kei

and despite tadashi's low self esteem, once kei tells him he likes him back i don't think tadashi'd doubt his word on that. he values tsukki's opinions so much that it literally overrides his insecurities. like kei would never lie about something like that to protect his feelings, nor would he say something like that if he wasn't completely sure.

yk damn well tadashi was flexing his man and not a singular person gaf

CANON btw that while everyone thinks kei is the coolest person to ever exist, he thinks tadashi is the coolest person to ever exist (aka one of the only people he respects bc do you really think mr. aura-farmer is going to be bsfs with someone he thinks isn't as cool as him?? tsukki thinks he's cooler)

go on the chillest dates ever. you'll rarely catch them at a five-star restaurant or on one of the swan boats but best believe they're going for late night walks around the neighbourhood munching on a shared dollar store cake on the sidewalk. best believe they're bed rotting together as they breeze through games on tadashi's nintendo. best believe they're having ice cream at the pier and then going to accidentally nap together at a thai massage place. its literally average best friend activities

kei is so anti-pda the furthest they go is hand holding in public

all over each other in private though dont get it twisted.

tadashi has all the love languages he's such a catch fr. some gift giving there. some words of affirmation here. a twinge of physical touch (kei's is just quality time all the way)

see from an outside perspective they seem like a constant couple but not like,,, anything too crazy. not like ridiculously-tripping-over-your-laces in love. not like words-leaving-your-brain-when-you-see-them-walk-through-the-door in love. not like sobbing-in-the-rain-at-the-thought-of-them-leaving-you in love. and then yams and kei get married at 19 prtty much straight out of high school. and its just like,,,, wait a sec...... so you guys are that crazy about each other…

you really think tadashi could hold out on proposing as soon as he’s legal to???? (if so then youre right, he wanted to give kei time and not rush it but kei was the one to propose immediately 😭).

kei took the yamaguchi surname just fyi

genuinely one of the most domesticated couples in this entire anime they get married and nothing changes immensely. they probably went on a short honeymoon and then very easily settled into husband duties

karasuno first years reunion always hosted at their place

tadashi supportive husband since day 1 always going to kei’s matched to cheer him. koganegawa always harps about it and it pissed kei off to no end

kei listening to tadashi bitch about his customers every second day and sometimes he’ll come in to yams’ workplace if he has an off day at the museum and pretend to be a irritating customer that needs like a whole hour of his time just to give yams a needed break

this one tiktok of the very sensitive wife and the toughnut husband when he gets her the jewellery shes always wanted and she starts crying bc she loves it so much and he starts making dry jokes about it and trying to act cool and nonchalant. meanwhile hes wearing matching pyjamas with her.

both cook and clean and run baths for each other and massage aches out of each other and nurse each other back to health when one falls sick. theyre gonna be wrinkly and old and still act the exact same im cryib

[artdcnaldson]

whatever i'll rewrite!!!! tumblr you will not win over me buddy. also if anyone thinks i'm day drinking or something, it is 11 pm here, i am within my right to be tipsy 🙏 idk if i'm able to cook up anything toooooo elaborate atm, but pervy art 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 loved loved loved that thing you just wrote RRRAAAAAHHHH WOOOF. need him to take advantage of me fr y'all, like over the line shit. i'm so sorry y'all this is probs a coping mechanism. but need him to live the rest of his life in guilt over what he did to me, meanwhile i'm fully unaware and unaffected. but like need him to spike my drink or something, maybe he really likes me and doesn't think he has a chance with me. so he convinces himself the only way to be with me is to "coerce" me aka against my will. need him to offer me a drink at a party, and obviously i think he's hot and sexy he doesn't even need to do anything, but he's so in his head. he tells my friends he's just gonna carry me back to my room when i get woozy, he's heading home anyway and it's on the way. but he takes me to his dorm room, i'm not even totally gone or passed out, just out of my body. vaguely aware of my surroundings but in no way capable of properly consenting (regardless of the fact that i would have if i had been sober!!!!) need him to touch me all over and need him to be unable to help himself as he slips inside me. had i been sober i would've been fucked stupid, would've been babbling about his huge cock and how sexy he is, would have been begging him to cum inside. but i'm not. but he does it anyway..... brings me back to my room after cleaning me up. maybe he never speaks to me again, maybe he befriends me and pretends we've never met before

idk y'all honestly i'm sorry 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 no worries if this is too much 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 gonna book a sesh with my therapist LOL clearly we've not worked through all the stuff

love you cat!!!!!

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LOVE U LADYBUG ANON <3

TW NONCON beneath the cut

auauauuurrghhhh something about him feeling sooo guilty and you just not knowing anything happened 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

He doesn’t think he can have you he just needs one night and it’ll be out of his system, right? And you won’t remember, so it will be like it never happened. And you take him so willingly, limp and you smell so good beneath him when he buries his head in your shoulder and fucks into your pliant, willing cunt. You’re just so relaxed for him, he didn’t know it would work *this* well. Mouths at your neck as he buries himself balls deep inside and just humps ingo your pussy :((( he cums so fast, pets your hair, makes sure you’re still okay. Cleans you up so carefully, kisses your sweet, still lips, then carries you back to your dorm.

And the next day you “run into him” and thank him for being your hero and taking you back to your dorm, that you must’ve been really out of it bc last night was a blur. Tell him he’s really sweet, and it means a lot.

He thought he’d feel better that he got away with it, but he just feels a little (a lot) sick.

[lostonmari]

SUCCESS #4 - THIRD PARTY OBLITERATED!

I literally never ran to open tumblr so quick yall. MY SP AND HIS PARTNER BROKE UPPP. - Long post, so TL;DR if you don't wanna read: I affirmed inconsistently and mostly focused on visualizing for a week, and my sp broke up with the third party yesterday. Story under the cut ↓

I don't like to go deep into old circumstances but basically with my new sp (he doesn't even know who i am 💀) he had a boyfriend and they have been together for a WHILEEEE like almost 9 months. But did I care? hell no!! I had been affirming inconsistently for a week (I think I started like December 6th?) I was saturating my mind with the idea of him being single, so along with affirming I would imagine him deleting the pics with his boyfriend off his ig and imagine him removing his bfs name from his bio, etc and I mean I would REALLY be invested in my visualizations. I was literally smiling and giggling to myself in my room at like 3 am thinking about how happy i'd be seeing that man out of his life. I wasn't just affirming and then going back to having random thoughts. NO. I was purely focused on this man being single and ready to befriend me and fall in love. Since I was heavily focused on it I was like already kind of knowing I'd see some type of movement soon and EXPECTING to see it. And ofc.. guess what happened?

fast forward to this morning a friend whos been M.I.A (missing in action, aka gone) FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS!!! texts me about some drama (which I think is part of my other manifestation to ruin my ex besties relationship bc she told me a lot of stuff about ex-bestie's current bf but let me not gossip incase they ever find my page ik they have tumblr LMAO) And after we talked about the drama and I asked her about how shes doing etc, I name dropped my sp without even thinking about it and honestly looking back I think that was inspired action maybe? but guess what. she told me SP AND HIS BF BROKE UP YESTERDAY NIGHT 😭 I was in so much disbelief I screen recorded her voice msg and replayed it back 5 times just to make sure I was hearing her right. remember y'all, NOTHING can mess up your manifestation if you believe it won't. lmfao because I was spiraling out of control screaming yelling crying to the heavens like 2 days ago because I was getting impatient. deep down I know it wouldnt have taken this long if I wasn't obsessed with him but you live and learn!

next on my list is for me to manifest us being friends nd him having a crush on me. (And if anyone's curious yes me and my ex I manifested back are still together. I'm just a cheater LMFAOOO) anyway see yall soon 🥰🥰

[moonlight-tmd]

I had few ideas concerning Cyberbeast AU.

SO- there are different types of Cyberbeasts:

Bumblebee's kind is called Starborn; they can switch between being bipedal or quadrupedal, they're small with colorful feathers and long horns, they utilize electricity as their main power- in the wild they would harness lightning to protect and assert dominance. The Alpha-Builds are exceptionally huge for their small size. They all have little spots and swirls on their plating as biolights, the feathers also glow. Starborn are known to shift color and camouflage themselves in plain sight, light shift is their element. They don't like pitch black spaces.

Shockwave is the type of 'beast called Switcher; they are very humanoid in build, mostly bipedal, they are grey-ish colors, lanky with thin tentacle-like biolight cables coming out from behind their audials. They have thin biolight stripes on their body. Their tail is more like a cord than an actual limb. They are loners, rarely sticking to other Cyberbeasts. They're swift and distinctively clever. Their abilities allow them to mimic other cybertronians' appearance, it's not specified how many appearances one Switcher can wear. So far Shockwave has 2, excluding his Beast Mode.

Megatron is a Sunshadow: Those Cyberbeasts are classified as Alpha on their own. They have leadership in their blood and will do anything to protect their clan. They are bipedal, have thick rough plating- their build is similar to Godzilla really, on top of that they tend to have massive horn and tusks. Their biolight pattern looks like cracks and is usually a bright color in contrast to their dark armor. Despite being so powerful, they need diret contact from the Allspark to enable their Beast Mode- that's why Megs is after it so badly.

Blitzwing is not a Cyberbeast, but because he has Cyberbeast blood it alters one of his faces- the black one. The blood he got was from a Cyberbeast classified as Voidwalker. They are black in color, sharp spikes along their back, with deadly claws and teeth. The biolights affect their insides therefore there is a glow to their maws. Their build makes them look like they are starving. They are fast and excellent hunters. They almost always stick in packs which makes them a difficult enemy- the largest one is always the leader aka the Alpha. Their one weakness is sensitivity to light. They don't like bright lights so they usually stay in caves and go out at lunar cycles. These and Starborns are considered natural enemies.

Next on the agenda- So i know there's Dinobots in TFA. The basic info i got is that Megs somehow brought them to cause chaos but Prowl befriended them and then they went to live on an island. There was also a moment where they were talking with the rest of the team i think.

I imagine the Dinobots were oddly polite toward Bumblebee and weren't going after him when Megs released them in the city. They sensed Bee is a Cyberbeast- therefore much stronger than all of them combined, they had respect for him even if they didn't say he was a Cyberbeast. Bee is also welcome on their island along with Prowl, the others are on tolerable level.

Another thing- Boot Camp. Longarm knew Bee was a Cyberbeast the moment he stood next to him- Cyberbeasts have shapened senses, smell included- every Cyberbeast, even it they haven't had their Awakening yet, has a certain smell that sets them apart from normal Cybertronians. He saw the little bot being tormented by Wasp and he helped him out- both cuz Cyberbeasts need to help each other to survive and cuz Wasp was a total jerk. Same with Megatron, he wasn't striking at Bee whenever they met- he was much stronger than the little one and he was there to witness the brief glow in his optics- his Awakening. That kind of applies to earth too- he didn't want to kill him but certainly make him not get in his way.

One of the "Bee is a Cyberbeast" reveal ideas was that Megs finally got his servos on an Allspark Shard and managed to transform into his Beast Mode- they weren't doing any damage to him, Bee ran away saying "To defeat a Cyberbeast, we need a Cyberbeast." They had no idea what he could mean but after a while he returned- he had 2 additional Shards with him- which was really stupid not to mention risky. Megs tried to get them, he ended up knocking a whole building on Bee, but not really- shortly after it fell, something bright launched itself at him, painful electricity jumping on Megs' armor while the thing tried to bite and scratch thru it. He managed to shake it off- the thing landed on a giant broken crane- there was a bright yellow beast with a plume brighter than the sun and 2 Shards embedded in each horn. Only then it clicked that this was Bee. All the Allspark energy concentrated in one place brewed up a storm- which Bee used to his advantage. He struck Megs with the biggest electric charge all of them ever seen, broke out the Shard that sat in Megs' horn and got him back in his Cybertronian form. The 'cons fled and surprisingly Bee went missing- all the Shards were laying in the middle of the battlefield. Only few days later Prowl caught Bee stealing oil at night from their supplies. Bee thought that his team wouldn't want him around anymore so he went to live on Dinobot Island. But it was all fine so Bee came back.

Lemme know what else you'd like to know.

[helluvaoutlaw]

Blog's Main AU

((Just to avoid any confusion regarding my canon-divergent Striker, I wanted to clarify what this blog's main AU is)):

New Life AU (aka Striker's Redemption Arc)

It all begins when Striker befriends Keenie the ex-cherub ( @keenie-bopper ), who helps him turn his life around. She even talks him into trying something new—singing!

He ends up performing at the Sugar Buzzed Club, owned by none other than Beelzebub, the Queen of Gluttony. She loves his vibe and hires him on the spot.

But his past catches up to him in the form of Asmodeus, who’s out for blood after what Striker did to Fizzarolli.

Keenie steps in and saves his life, but there’s still a price to pay. Asmodeus punishes him by making him work as a stripper at Ozzie’s and binds him to a soul contract until the Sin would be satisfied by his work.

Fast forward a year, and Striker’s life takes a wild turn when he meets Coronis ( @second-wife-playbook), a sweet and kind Goetia young lady (and Stella and Andrealphus’ younger sister).

They fall hard for each other, and when she finds out she’s pregnant, Coronis decides to protect their family at any cost.

After getting advice from Queen Vine ( @queen-of-prophecy ), she makes a huge sacrifice: giving up her immortality, exiling herself from the Ars Goetia, and letting go of all her royal privileges.

King Lucifer gives her his blessing and grants Striker a royal pardon for all his past crimes.

With their new lease on life, the two of them elope and build a home together—Featherscale Ranch—in the Wrath Ring.

Now, Striker is the proud owner of a hellhorse ranch and an even prouder dad to their twin baby boys.

In this AU Striker is also some sort of adoptive nephew to Susan ( @grandma-susan ).

That said, in this AU he was never involved in the trial.

((Needless to say that I can roleplay as many AUs as I want, so don't worry about wanting to RP with my Striker.))

[scarletsky153]

so i really adore writing niche crossover and bcs i currently reading a fuckton lot of jjk fanfic on ao3 and its that time of the year when i miss reading the highlander and methos fanfic, kinda want to write an immortal ijichi kiyotaka au LMAO

look i found this one intriguing gojo x ijichi rare pair fic that i adore and will def re-read (Opposites Attract by Durendel32) and kinda like the staff and other sorcerers thought ijichi to be this average assistant manager, but gojo always has some weird feelings around ijichi, that he's different and has more depth than was shown

but because everything that happened in their high school years, gojo didn't really pay attention to other years, only when he watch how ijichi behave and thought he didn't really have potential to be a sorcerer and kinda bullied him a lot to quit

ijichi is actually one of the ancient immortal and knew methos aka the oldest immortal. he didn't really remember his original name (it's Fukurokuju, but he's more used to any variation of Kiyo) he's around since jomon period and on his third millennia (while methos is on his six), he's really the type to roll with punches and that's why as the assistant manager he's known for being unfazed by even the craziest missions and sorcerers. he learned a lot of language esp chinese-korean-japanese, and he always able to see curses (rare as they were in those eras) but didn't understand wtf is that

ijichi met methos around his seventh centuries in, he used to have an immortal teacher but she's been dead for a couple of decades. methos kinda roamed around china and they met during some battle against some people (i don't really know the history about those area LMAO) and after they found out they didn't want to take each other's head, they became fast friend (esp when ijichi didn't really judge him about being Death)

ijichi knew about jujutsu because even thought he roam around the world during his years alive, he still came back to japan from time to time, so he's actually around during heian era before and after sukuna exist. he was tengen's acquaintance and tengen's place is where he stashed some of his most precious books

fast forward to probably four hundred years before jjk canon, ijichi that was currently named Kiyoomi, fell in love and married Ijichi Naomi and took her last name. the ijichi is a minor but powerful jujutsu clan, and ijichi kiyoomi learn a lot about how to access shikigami. it was round this age he also befriend the current six eyes-limitless holder, Gojo Akira, and also found out one of gojo's step sibling, Gojo Hanami, is an immortal so he vow to be there to help her when she first die

naomi still has a child (from previous relationship) but both ijichi thought it would be better for kiyo to claime the child as his. then the ijichi clan found out about his immortality and his real name (which actually considered a deity,,, what a surprise) and sworn to always allow Kiyo to came back even if decades or centuries have passed. so now ijichi has a place and clan to came back to

fast forward to probably ten years before jjk canon, ijichi and methos roam around africa and ijichi was cursed by one of the curse user there, and then he was aged back to around six yo even tho his body was 31 (the age when he first die), so bcs of this he decided to come back to japan and being adopted by the ijichi clan, and claim the name Ijichi Kiyotaka

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edit : here's for part two

[rosietrace]

Cosette De Sade

"Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just distracted by the smell of misogyny and the wish of beating the patriarchy."

VERY important note: Cosette is an oc that belongs to my friend, who is unable to access Tumblr.

Full Name: Cosette Lilian Von Luftschloss De Sade

Japanese Name: コゼット フォン ルフトシュロスド デ サド

Romaji: Cozetto Von Rufutosyurosudo De Sado

Twisted from: Leilin Shan Candiome

V/A: Aya Endō(遠藤綾)

Age: 19

Birthday: April 19

Horoscope: Aries ♈/Taurus ♉

Species: Human

Height: 157 cm

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Ocean blue

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Homeland: Shaftlands

Dormitory: Diasomnia

School year: 3rd year

Class: 3-B(seat no. 6)

Sexuality: Demisexual

Dominant hand: Right

{ Family:

Lord De Sade(Father)

Lady De Sade(Mother) }

Best class(es): Astrology and economic functions

Worst class(es): Algebra

Likes: Reading, spending time with friends, modeling Victoria's designs, commissioning designs from Victoria, money, shopping sprees, studying

Dislikes: Rumors, her adversaries, anyone tarnishing her family's reputation, no money, disturbing Yuuta during his gardening hours, running in heels, cheating

Hobbies: Shopping, modeling, practicing magic, studying, reading, hairstyling, doing makeup

Talent(s): Economic functions, politics, reading, fast learning, analytical prowess

Flaw(s): Somewhat spoiled(?), cunning, ambitious, manipulative, (secretly) easily annoyed

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Personality

Generally charismatic and respectable, many find it surprising that Cosette is not only a prominent student in the academy but also one of the closest friends of Victoria Shard. Aka, Pomefiore's ice queen.

Cosette's the type to not comment on her friendships with everyone, given that she actually respects her privacy. And she silently hopes that everyone else can mind their fucking business and leave her alone.

But nope. And that kind of pisses her off. It's almost a miracle that she's still able to smile so proudly in front of the people who annoy her to the core.

Cosette is what one would call "easy to talk to", especially if you're incredibly close with her. Although she isn't the best with advice, she does her best to make sure everyone in her friend group feels included and consoled. Which led to her becoming incredibly popular.

As a child, her father regularly doted on her and spoiled her rotten. It came to the point where her mother had to stop him from spending everything on Cosette. But that isn't to say she didn't spoil her daughter as well.

Because she grew up doted on and spoiled rotten to the core, Cosette is unsurprisingly… A little spoiled. But she's mostly good at covering up that side of herself.

With her ambition and cunning, it was no surprise that she managed to befriend Victoria so easily. They're both brilliant, politically involved women who know what words they need to use to get what they want.

And that's exactly what made Cosette grow so attached to Victoria.

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Unique magic: Blood string(血の糸)

A rather…. Unexpected unique magic, especially for someone such as Cosette

But that wasn't to say she hated it. She and Victoria agreed that it was…. Effective

To simplify the elaboration, Cosette can create a string of blood and control it however she pleased

What makes this ability a lot more unusual than it should be is that it's unclear if the string of blood of Cosette's blood or not, hell, even she doesn't know

Wrapping the string around someone allows her to drain the blood from their bodies, however, she's capable of giving them their blood back

But after using this ability she tends to get a little lightheaded and experiences a couple of cramps if she isn't too careful

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Name meaning

Cosette: A name of French origin, meaning "little thing"

Von Luftschloss: "From Castle in the Air" in German.

De Sade: A French soldier and writer whose descriptions of sexual perversion gave rise to the term `sadism'

Trivia

Much like Kiara, Cosette refers to Victoria as "Vic"

Has known Victoria and Zen since she was 15

Her family and the Shards are on respectable speaking terms thanks to their contribution to their economic assistance

Shopping sprees are not uncommon when it comes to this girl

Loves doing Zen and Camilla's makeup, and even jokes that their faces were crafted by gods

Hairstyling is more of a thing she, Victoria, and Mercury do together

She mostly bonds with Kiara and Sarah by reading each other's favorite novels together

Kind of ships Malleus with Victoria but won't openly admit it

Challenged Zen on who could buy Victoria and Yuuta the most expensive gifts, and the competition is still continuing

Has no idea why her parents chose "Von Luftschloss" as part of her name

Commissions outfits from Victoria regularly, and even accompanies Freyah and Frisk whenever they commission their outfits from her as well which goes to show how close they actually are with Victoria

Also acknowledges how snatched Mercury's waist is alongside Sarah

Understands why Camilla's singing sucks ass, but thinks Aurelie is worse

Literally the main reason why a crown prince and his fiancé broke off their engagement, but her involvement in that is unclear

Thinks Zen's music is soothing when it isn't just him making a meme of himself

The beret she wears all the time was one Victoria made for her, but the design was one she made herself

Prefers to wear her beret over her dorm uniform's hat, which would make her get scolded by Sebek for 'violating dresscode'

Is absolutely done with Crowley's shit and feels pity for Yuuta because he has to put up with that man's shit the most

Doesn't really care about the NRC and RSA rivalry but plays along for shits and giggles

She met Yuuta when she accidentally encountered him during his gardening hours.... And it didn't end well-

She really doesn't care about the swordsman solstice, but if it makes Victoria happy, she'll gladly volunteer to sponsor the event(even though sponsorships aren't necessary for the event)

[tackypies]

[og template | comm credit]

renny's relationship chart! in-depth information beneath the cut, warning for game spoilers!

LAE'ZEL "oh she isn't so bad" "renny she's advocating for murder" "that's ok she's new to this plane thats just how she expresses herself"

since they ran into each other on the nautiloid, renny's attached himself to lae'zel as a cheerful guide to the material plane. he feels he owes her a debt for helping him off the ship - and his code of honor dictates a debt must always be repaid. while he finds her militaristic approach at odds with his helpful nature, he's excited to learn more about githyanki culture (especially their arts) and to teach her about faerun

from lae'zel's end, renny's a necessary annoyance (fond.) she pegged him as a meddling do-gooder type when they first met and, while she wasn't quite off, she's picked up that he's more pragmatic than he appears and tolerant to an almost worrying degree. she gets along with him better than everyone expects - they have a sort of "this is my halfling/githyanki i adopted, we annoy each other" dynamic going on

SHADOWHEART "i know what it's like to lose your life in pursuit of a goal. i once almost gave everything up for the mere promise of a dream"

shadowheart's pragmatism balances out renny's penchant for dramatics, and it's not uncommon for the two to butt heads over battle plans. at the beginning, their relationship was rocky. renny continually tried to pry into shadowheart's secrets, which earned her ire. once everything was revealed at the gauntlet, renny's done his best to support her and to dial back on his nosiness. he's lost his parents as well - he deeply sympathizes with her pain

shadowheart views renny as a meddler. a good friend, but one who can't keep his fingers out of other people's pies. she initially wrote him off as another bard chasing after glory. her attitude towards him in act 1 is cool and distant, but she begins to warm up after they've been on the road together for a while. they've bonded over their shared love for animals, of all things, and work surprisingly well together in fights

WYLL "i can't believe i'm traveling with THE son of duke ravengard!"

when renny first met wyll, he was more than a bit starstruck. he's heard stories about the blade of the frontiers and, like every baldurian, knows of the drama between father and son. he was eager from the get-go to befriend wyll, and their shared ideals of justice made them fast friends and they often trade stories with one another. renny's concerned about wyll shouldering everything alone - especially after mizora punished him - and frequently checks in on him, always with a good bottle of wine in hand

wyll sees renny as a reliable ally, a steadfast friend, and someone who'll always lend him an ear. he sees a similar self-destructive streak in renny. where wyll would sacrifice himself without a thought for others, he's picked up that renny would ruin himself to fulfill a promise - or at a chance for glory. the pair take turns keeping each other rooted to reality

ASTARION "opposites attract, and like repels like. we're very different, yet we're too similar"

astarion didn't give renny a great first impression; the feeling was mutual. the elf reminded renny of the hardened thieves in the city, those who were willing to do anything to survive, and he treated him cautiously as a result. astarion, meanwhile, found the halfling irritating - just another naive bard who romanticized the world's ugliness. they didn't always get along because of their clashing viewpoints

their relationship became more complicated once astarion's vampiric nature and renny's secret (aka silvertongue) surfaced. they saw in each other the desire to survive at any costs - only for astarion, renny was the worse between them because he disguised his wants with romanticized heroics. it wasn't solely because of renny that astarion refused ascension - it was karlach, it was wyll, and most surprisingly, it was silvertongue who talked him out of it. the two still don't quite see eye-to-eye. astarion still thinks of renny as a hypocrite, but a capable one. renny dislikes that astarion can see right through him, but will defend him to the end

GALE "the song in my heart, the apple of my eye"

the pair became fast friends over their love of stories. gale made book recommendations on both magic and lore, while renny returned the favor with ballads and oral stories gathered from his travels. both were enthusiastic about magic in their own way: gale through his wizardly studies, and renny through the emotional connection bardic spells provided him. it wasn't uncommon for them to be found exchanging spellcasting techniques, though the conversations always became unresolved debates about which form of spellcasting was superior

for renny, gale's curiosity and hunger for knowledge was what drew him in. he liked the eloquent and ambitious personality gale had, and gale in turn enjoyed renny's idealism and wit, as well as his desire to find beauty in the mortal world

KARLACH "that was a sick move, do it again!!" "[BAD REPUTATION MONTAGE PLAYS]"

from the moment they met, karlach and renny hit it off. their determination to do good in a difficult world, their attempts to stay optimistic and strong no matter what comes their way, their love for heroes of old - they were alike in many ways and quickly bonded. it helped that they also shared a love for music

karlach's mortality was a huge struggle in acts 2 and 3. even with the threat of the absolute looming over the gate, renny would convince gale to help research ways to try and fix karlach's engine. karlach, on the other hand, wanted to find peace with her fate. it resulted in things being tense between the two here and there, but their bond is that of deep, platonic love

HALSIN "a real teddy bear of an elf"

while renny admired halsin for his role as archdruid, he never got too close to the man. their shared love for animals sparked interesting conversations. as a whole, they were simply friendly companions

JAHEIRA "who better to learn heroics from than the legend herself?"

jaheira and renny share a mentor-student bond that's sarcastic and caring. if there's anyone's approval he wants, it's jaheira's - and he sometimes takes dangerous risks to get it. jaheira, in turn, sees renny as an equal and a capable ally after moonrise towers. she just wishes he wasn't as rash as minsc sometimes......................

[dhampiravidi]

template from here (I modified it); Character: Achilles

Demographics

Name: Akhilleus Peleides AKA Achilles (Latin ver.)

Age: 16-33 (left for Troy/Ilium at the age of 23*)

Sex/Gender: AMAB/genderfluid

Sexuality: bisexual polyamorous

Ethnicity: (mostly for the modern verse) Greek

Occupation: student, prince/king of Phthia, later warrior

Socioeconomic status: upper-class

Education: taught by the centaur Chiron & Phoenix

Physical Appearance

Eye color: hazel (w/green and blue mixed in)

Skin color: fair (w/a decent tan)

Hair color: auburn (brown w/red undertones)

Height: 5′11″ (based on mythical emphasis not Mycenaean data)

History

Place of birth: Pharsalus, Phthia, Aeolia (modern Thessaly)

Key family members: Peleus (father); Thetis (mother)

Relationships

Patroklos (aka Patroclus): they grew up together fairly young (Patroclus was older) and fell in love. Friends to lovers, pretty simple. Possibly soulmates.

Antílokhos (aka Antilochus): friend of Achilles, who was later avenged by him after he was killed during the Trojan War by King Memnon of Ethiopia.

Briseis (ex-princess of Lyrnessus): he killed her family during the raid of her city. She was given to him as a slave, but they eventually befriended one another and fell in love during the course of the Trojan War.

Deidamia (princess of Skyros): she slept with Achilles while he was living with her and her sisters (on the orders of his mother, Thetis). She became the mother of his son, Neoptolemus.

Phoenix: Achilles’s first tutor who taught him academics & later warfare.

Chiron: Achilles’s second tutor who taught him healing & hunting.

Parizitis (aka Paris): he shot one of Apollo’s arrows into Achilles’s ankle.

Apollon (aka Apollo): being allied with the Trojans, he made it possible for Paris to kill Achilles. It’s possible that this was to avenge Apollo’s son Troilus, who Achilles killed in a temple that was dedicated to the sun god.

Psychological Traits

Many view him as prideful, but I believe that he simply lacks the insecurities that others believe to be important to a normal sense of self. In other words, he doesn’t care much about what the army thinks of him, because they are not his family/loved ones. He’d rather have a tight circle of close friends than the approval of all the Achaeans. He also views all soldiers as equal, so when Agamemnon insults him by angering Apollo through Chryses and then by stealing away Briseis, Achilles is understandably angry. It’s also important to note how fucking dedicated he is to those closest to him (chiefly, Briseis and Patroclus). Briseis is proven to have a true romantic connection with him (at least, by the end of The Iliad), while he has loved Patroclus since he was young. I don’t think I need to explain how dedicated he is to Patroclus.

His “Blessing”

Achilles is not untouchable or superhumanly durable, as some believe. However, he has inherited some of his mother’s speed and his father’s affinity for fighting. In other words, Achilles possesses peak human speed, which assists him in dodging and reacting to his opponent’s attacks. Paris’s arrow kills him (instantly) because it’s tipped with Apollo’s fast-acting poison, fired while Achilles was otherwise occupied, and it hit Achilles in an area that would have pained any person to a great extent.

Extra Notes

My depiction of Achilles is exclusively based on the Classical period texts of The Iliad and The Odyssey, ignoring many of the canon divergence endings/additions written by those other than the writer known as “Homer” (especially those written by Euripides and the later Romans). I see Achilles as a clear parallel to Anakin Skywalker (a classic Byronic hero). Of course, I have my own headcanons that are a part of my interpretation of Achilles, since the person we see in The Iliad is (for most of it) someone going through the angry and depressive states of grief--in other words, we do not get to observe Achilles in his normal socioemotional state. 

Achilles, as opposed to many of his fellow Achaeans, also shows a surprising disregard for the afterlife. He realizes that people die regardless of how much kleos (glory, an Achaean virtue) they attain in life, and it’s almost as if he realizes that his choice to come to Troy was a mistake. However, once Patroclus dies, he seeks to avenge him, motivated by rage. He has no problem desecrating corpses (an act that would have horrified his fellow Achaeans) and shows no remorse later. He only gives King Piyamaradu (aka Priam) his son Hector’s body because he is sympathetic once the man mentions his own father (Peleus). 

Some scholars use Helen’s dialogue in Book 24 (saying that she’s been gone from home for 20 years) to calculate the age Achilles was when he left for Troy. Their reasoning (also referencing Pseudo-Apollodorus and Vergil’s works) is that the Achaean fleet initially got lost when sailing east and had to regroup, then try to sail again, meaning it took eight or more years to sail to Troy (not sure if this counts the time it took to attack towns along the way). Though it goes against the marriageable aging of the times, I purposely write Achilles as being an adult when he goes to Troy to avoid writing a bunch of underage violence and sex. On the topic of Troilus, he was simply killed to fulfill the prophecy which stated that Troy would not fall if the prince reached his 21st birthday (aka no sexual harassment/assault here!).

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💕 durarara?

DURARARA!!! Okay I have three SIs for this but I feel like I gotta give a little Wendy Self Ship History and talk about the OG one. This is the first SI I made after my break from self shipping (the second SI ever from me). And as such! They are the origin of my primary SI powers theme, aka that pretty blue barrier ability (the one I animated not so long ago).

Basically, this SI moves to Japan, near Ikebukuro, and...promptly ends up in shenanigans. Meeting the yakuza (back when I thought Aka was a platonic lol), running into both Izaya and Shizuo (who she later dates uwu), meeting Celty...shit happens fast hfdsahfkjhsakj and naturally being on the radar of such people and Shizuo's partner in particular, danger lurks. So through some dangerous circumstances they discover this barrier power - apparently it's somewhat of a bloodline thing, and Celty could sense that they weren't an average human straight away, though she didn't say anything initially. SI ends up working with Celty on using their powers, because at first they are highly inefficient at it...making shields that are too big, which consumes a lot of stamina (this too improves with practice), or in the wrong places, or just not being able to do it easily.

The shield is strong, but Shizuo would actually be able to break it. Not that he ever would, intentionally. He never aims a punch at them, ever.

So SI ends up befriending Celty and texting with her regular. Much as Celty can sense those who are different, SI can actually sense that Celty doesn't have a head even before they see it for themself. They just didn't really know what to do with that before then. Similar, Anri's Saika is like ewwww gross keep that SHIELD PERSON away from me! The shield/barrier ability is a natural enemy to Saika, as such a person cannot be controlled. Which also leads me to SI becoming somewhat of a mentor/older sibling figure to Anri cause damn that girl fucking needs it and I care her 🥺

and of course...real cute and tender time dating Shizuo who bless him has no idea how to date someone but he's trying his best and he's so sweet 🥺 and really, really apologetic that I'm getting pulled into shit because of him (hint: it's Izaya who's pulling me into shit to fuck with Shizuo because OF COURSE).

This SI also has an entire set of OC friends who I actually wrote a fic about!!! Like, them coming to visit her basically :D it was very zany fdkjsahfkjsa

All this to say this SI and ship are very near and dear to me because it got me back into self ship ❤️