#stop 😭😭

[booksandpaperss]

okay the next byler ao3 author to hurt my feelings with a fanfic is getting blocked you guys are too comfortable being evil >:(

@andiwriteordie @strangeswift and @talkingtothelights you’re all on EXTREMELY thin ice 🤨🤨🤨

[freeshavocadoooo]

And Batman’s had six minutes to process this because he recognised Jason when the mask was 1/3 of the way off, but he didn’t want to say anything and make it awkward.

Red Hood doing the “I am Jason Todd!” reveal but he’s got a domino mask under his helmet like a drama queen and they don’t recognise him right away.

So he gets out this little tube of solvent to dissolve the glue and he’s like, “Hang on, one sec,” while Batman, Nightwing, and Robin are standing there awkwardly wondering if they should just take him down.

And Red Hood’s trying to open the tiny tube but he can’t do it with his massive thick gloves so he tries opening it with his teeth and then it’s like, “Arg, it got in my mouth, pleh pleh pleh!”

And so he finally gets one glove off and spreads the solvent around, but it takes a little while to dissolve so he filibusters for a bit.

“You’ll be devastated when you see what I’m about to show you,” Red Hood tells Bruce, setting a 3 minute timer on his watch. “It will bring you to your knees. I can’t wait.”

And Nightwing’s like, “Jesus Christ can I just scissor-kick this guy already?”

And Batman and Robin are like, “No no, let’s see where this goes.”

And then Red Hood starts slowly peeling the mask but it snags. “Ow, fuck. Sorry. Hang on, you can’t rush this. Gimme a sec.”

And he’s just pulling the mask off in millimetres, hissing, occasionally applying more solvent.

And finally he’s standing there with this shiny red face with half his eyebrows missing like, “Ta da!”

And Batman’s had six minutes to process this because he recognised Jason when the mask was 1/3 of the way off, but he didn’t want to say anything and make it awkward.

This would be even more embarrassing if Red Hood had the mask dangling half-stuck to his face. So Batman just lets it happen.

“Oh my gosh!” he says, trying to feign surprise like a good dad. “Jason!”

And Robin’s like, “Oh wow, that was a really good reveal!” Because he wants to get on his new big brother’s good side.

And Nightwing’s appalled. “Did you steal my Gotham U hoodie six years ago, you little shit?”

[artsymeeshee]

Y'ALL LOOK (FROM THE WEBSITE THAT FINALLY GOT FIXED)

FORD & MABEL BONDING LOVERS WE'RE WINNING

[wattemeer]

imagine this: they are both sober

[ochibrochi]

the first and last time he'll let his brothers pick him up from school (wishful thinking 🙄!)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Monty and TADC Gummigoo are so alike!

[solargeist]

Scar saying he and Grian purposely keep distance from each other in the life series’ now due to negative comments

[mroddmod]

some recent stuff i've done in magma bc im kind of addicted to using it lol

[monakisss]

tower princes doodles i made when i was reading nona the ninth (a few of them were wips but they're all abandoned at this point)

leaving an ianthe under the cut bc i'm not sure if it counts as suggestive or not 😭 cw ianthe tridentarius??

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[shadebloopnik]

Radioapple twitter goin thru a thing rn

LIKE AMIR????

AMIR???? CHAT???? AMIR WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR?????

[violetaquadelight]

They're so Wholesome 🥰

Beginning:

End:

Middle? What middle? 🤨

[leqclerc]

Azerbaijan Grand Prix 2018 -> Saudi Arabian Grand Prix 2024

[blazeeepy]

shitpost

[spainstateofmind]

[dragon-spaghetti]

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

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