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I rolled a rick // But my gender is mystique // It must be a trick // Away with it, quick!
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
#a poem#the poem rhymes with dick#remember: you can't know of someones genitals without observing them; Schrödinger's Dick#sorry about that#i hope your not allergic to the word dick#luckily the word is not the dick#i wouldn't post a dick#you wouldn't download a dick#okay i need to stop myself now#stop it self#stoooo...
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speaking of, macho patetik is the funniest unnofficial balkan music genre
#ZBOGOM LJUUUBAAAVI#ODLAZIM I RECICU TI STO!!!#STOOOO PUT SI ME NAVELA NA ZLO#like yes ofc king she made you evil naturally <3#its so fucking funny#logs
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Wilhelmina 😭
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The Hilson series
Season 1
Wilson being absolutely done with House
Episode 4
Chase- I'm more of an ass person
House- I'm more of a Wilsons big cock person
Wilson- STOOOO-
#lgbt pride#lgbtq#robert chase#robert sean leonard#house incorrect quotes#gregory house#house md#hugh laurie#james wilson smut#james wilson#gay pride#gay boys#gay men#gay
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[Rain starts.]
hahaha...
not for long...
brace for a storm...
good!
[Sammy is transported to a shadowy realm, a voice is heard over speakers.]
abra-cadarbra, mortal...
Where the hell am I?
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Dean and Castiel in Ghost - Augtickletober2023
Lee: Dean
Ler: Castiel
Summary: Dean wakes up from another nightmare, but this one is different as it’s leaving risiduals coming through while he’s awake. He thinks it’s a ghost, since he gets chilly feelings as well. It’s not a ghost though!
Warnings: This is a tickle fic, so if that’s not your thing, don’t read. Some swearing.
Dean gasped awake one night in his bunker room. He was sweating and for some reason he had a small grin on his face, but for the love of everything, he couldn’t remember what it was he was dreaming about. Nothing good though, he assured himself.
He sat up and started getting some chills down his spine. He reached to his dresser drawer quickly to get a gun. How did a ghost get in our bunker, he was thinking. It was completely sealed. Sure of it though, he started to stand up and investigate.
After a few minutes, all those feelings seemed to go away, so he laid back down to fall back asleep. He started to drift off again, and slight tingles and chills started at his spine and crawled down his back to the backs of his legs and his feet.
His eyes popped right open and again, sat straight up. He started to jitter but couldn’t figure out what was actually going on. He ripped his sheet off him and looked down at the bed towards his feet. Nothing was there. He was starting to get aggravated at this point.
He was just about to lay down again and gasped and hopped in the bed. “Whoa! What the hell?” He was looking all over. There was truly nothing there.
Then he felt it at his feet again, like an itch, and his foot fell asleep, but then it started moving up and down his soles. “Dammit, ahhh!” He kicked his legs at nothing and more sounds came out of his mouth involuntarily. He tried to press his lips together, but it really didn’t help. Bringing his legs up to his chest, he started rubbing the bottoms of his feet to make the phantom “itch” go away.
It didn’t work, and by now, he was a sweaty mess, and wasn’t thinking straight. “Sammy!” He yelled at the top of his lungs, barely getting it out. “Ugh!!! SToooo-ooopppp! Nooo-nooo!”
Sam busted in his room with a knife. “What is it Dean?” He flipped the light on and saw his big brother pushing his feet into the bed like they were on fire.
“Saaaaammmmmmeeee! Sssssoometh-thing is oooon meee!” He barely got out, scratching at his feet and kicking at the same time.
“Dean, I don’t see anything! Hold still? Is it hurting you?” Sam all but jumped onto his brother’s legs keeping them from moving so he could look properly.
“Nooooo!” Dean swung and knocked Sam off the bed.
“Wait, are you laughing Dean?’ Same asked confused.
“Yeeeessss! It tiiickles!”
Sam stood back and just looked at his brother and small smile appeared on his face. “Ok, Cas, I think he has had enough.” And just like that, it stopped. Dean was still on his back breathing heavy with residual giggles leaving his mouth as Sam sat down next to him. Cas appeared instantly and stood in front of Dean looking down at the brutal hunter that was his friend.
“Told you.” Sam said, looking up at Cas. “Told you he has a weak spot.”
���You were right.” Cas said with a straight face. “I just never would have thought it would be someone’s feet. I didn’t know that was a human thing.”
“You both are dead.” And just like that, Cas disappeared, and Sam was left sitting next to a very angry Dean.
#augtickletober2023#tickletober#tickle scenarios#tickle fluff#tickle fic#dean winchester#supernatural#tword content
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Heart of Fire!! Stop doing that stoooop stoooo,,,
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omg czy to juz hive day… stooooooooo laaaaaat stoooo lat niech żyje żyje nam… a kto… HIVEEEE!!!!! wszystkiego najlepszego!!! życzę samych uśmiechów, spełnienia i żeby każdy dzień zaczynał się dla ciebie jak nowa przygoda :3c 🥳😎🍰💃🕺 dużo spokoju też :*
omg dziękuję pięknie...... ciasto dla ciebie-> 🎂🍰
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STOOOO LAAAAAT STOOOO LAAAAAT NIECH ŻYJE ŻYJE NAAAAAAM
A KTO
JASCURKAAAAAAA
👏🎂🥳
;w;;;;; <3
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Guys, you’re doing it all wrong! If you want to kill someone, you need to make sure they can’t run away in the middle of it!
[Anon injects Ted with a sedative before securing him to a chair and pulling out multiple tools used to both torture and kill, grinning like a madman]
Or you just don't kill them!? Seriously, sto-
[The sedative very quickly starts working.]
stoo... stoooo... ... stop.....
[he sways as the muscles in his legs relax before collapsing onto the ground, watching anon get their tools.]
doon't.... pleease...
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I’m SCREAMING, I love the Damien head cannon 🥹🥹
STOOOO i’m so glad you liked it 😭😭😭
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IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE /pos
STOOOO
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PRZEPRASZAM ZE TAK POZNO ALE STOOOO LAT STOOO LAT
AAA OMG BUBER I SCRATCH I DRAKULORA NO WEEEEŹ rozpuszczasz mnie :333♥️💐🥳 dziękujęę
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I will do no such thing! You’re absolutely magnificent you wonderful bastard! I greatly enjoy your presence!
nnnghhhh...
Fiiiiine. I'll accept this but stoooo
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snail rider stimboard
(apparently his name is teeny weeny lmao)
requested by anon
sources: 🍄🧶🍄 | ✨🐌✨ | 🍄🧶🍄
#that snail do be a wee bit ugly ngl#sorry racing snail enjoyers#stimboard#the neverending story#i think you mean the nEvERENDING STOOOO HOOREEEEE NA NA NA NA NA NA#snails#snail#crystals#gems#fireflies#stim board#my boards#requests#rocks n gems n stuff#nature#animals#jewelry#green#black#orange#red#gold#flashing#i rlly like that top middle gif it’s so cute#he’s takin a sip :)
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