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You know what I'd like to see?

Hammond "Ham" the Pewterarm and Jasnah "Applied Philosophy" Kholin having an hour-long philosophy debate.

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Mistborn: The Final Empire spoilers below

It's interesting how

1) Kelsier is symbolised by a spear, because he died by a spear.

2) Kaladin is symbolised by a spear, because he kills with a spear.

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Problem Solving: Courage Vs Wisdom - How would you get the Book of Mudora?

Click here for part 2

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Spooky season? More like Lestibournesy season.

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Number 4 would lead directly to the optimal level of Number 3, but then we wouldn't have King Jasnah, and design would be less likely to learn how to make noodles.

And I like noodles.

Elhokar really needed one of two things:

1) Tindwyl

2) To have an assassination attempt on him that would leave his mind blank and to have Shai repair his mind, slightly changing it "from a dreamer to a doer" (this is a quote from Emperor's soul)

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Kelsier: *solves everything by killing noblemen*

Everyone on Scadrial: If only Kelsier was here, he'd have a great way to solve this problem.

Every nobleman on Roshar when they meet an assassin: I bet Kelsier planned this, it feels like something he'd do.

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Oooh, this is what that rhyme is about

Remember, remember! The fifth of november The Winchester angel mascot I know of no reason why the end of that season should ever be forgot!

November 5 or the time of year all the supposedly non spn blogs emerge and reveal themselves to be supernatural blogs at core

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The good part is, if you're sufficiently invested, even death can't stop you from sticking around to read the rest of it.

Oh Sanderson you bastard, if the time skip between books in 5 and 6, will be 4-5 years in world, we as a community will have to wait the same time.... Honestly fuck you for having me so invested

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dog and the dragon be like:

i'm way to lazy to edit text onto this clip so just use this edited transcription:

design: my story was nice! it had a ramen shop in it! this one has ZERO ramen shops! and, the ending is boring and impossible! a dog can't- hoid: HEY! what did i tell you about spoiling the ends of stories! don't spoil the end! design: why not?? hoid: 'cuz kaladin hasn't heard it! design: aaaaaaand why should i care? kaladin: design, i'm trying not to have a mental breakdown! design: okokok, please continue hoid. i won't spoil the ending... hoid: a- design: where he doesn't become a dragon! because it's impossible! hoid: DESIGN!!

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Later in the show, during Nazi-German occupation of the country, the dog is trained to stand still looking at a sausage, and when the owner says "It's a German", the dog snatches and eats the sausage.

It's a good dog.

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This is honestly the last meme I saved on my phone, and it's one I made myself.

Top text, translated: Because he was...

Bottom text, translated: Communist

The image is from a TV-series from the seventies, which starts in the twenties.

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More Vin art for the Mistborn Deckbuilding Game

ADs: Johnny O'Neal and Katie Payne

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

I wiggle with my fingers. I wiggle with my toes.

When all is stuck inside me; I can wiggle toes.

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I rolled a rick // But my gender is mystique // It must be a trick // Away with it, quick!

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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the bornful mister

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Laps

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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Brandon Sanderson

I actually ended up reworking a lot of Moash’s plotline in Rhythm of War.  Originally Kaladin was going to give him a medal that said “you were right for killing Elhokar actually” and then French kiss him.  I had to cut it because I realized there’s no France on Roshar.

Youtube Livestream 25 (January 13, 2021)