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[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Aaaand another spoiler for wind and truth hit my eyeballs today here on Tumblr without any form of warning.

I'm uninstalling tumblr from my phone. See you next year. Maybe.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

None of my nouns are getting paid, so they're actually more like amateurnouns.

Hey, what are your pronouns so I can make fun of you respectfully

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

"pokemon season 2 in danish".

All your cheap tricks are useless now.

asking what streaming services something is on is like. such an alien and incomprehensible thing to me. it's on 123movies or watchseries or seriale-online.ro

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Oh no. Is Vasher going to invent a method to awaken a metal object that is already invested, say, a steel object, that someone filled with physical speed while also siphoning their identity into an object of aluminium?

Something that could draw power from any source of investiture and make itself do things faster than any other system of investiture allows?

Completely unrelated, allomantic cadmium's ability to slow time down is more or less a form of suspended animation, if used properly.

I think if my boy Vasher could get his hands on Allomancy and Ferruquemy he would be doing the most catastrophic Investiture experiments just because he's bored

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Did you see the color that he wore?

What's the color that he wore?

What's the color that he wore?

White's the color that he WOOOOORE

Truuuuth-leeeees, what for?

Don't ... start ... the ... war

(here we go, here we go, here we go now)

One, nothing wrong with me

Two, nothing wrong with me

Three, nothing wrong with me

Four, nothing wrong with me

One, somethings got to give

Two, somethings got to give

Three, somethings got to give

NOOOOOOOOW

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Koloss: Huge and dangerous creatures, extremely violent.

My stupid brain:

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

No one should be punished for loving millions of fonts.

In fact;

No one should be punished. No one.

One of the most important things to unpack and unlearn when you’re part of a white supremacy saturated society (i.e. the global north) and especially if you were raised in an intensified form of it (evangelicism, right wing politics, explicit racism) is the urge to punish and take revenge.

It manifests in our lives all the time and it is inherently destructive. It makes relationships and interactions adversarial for no good reason. It undermines cooperation and good civic order. It worsens some types of crime. It creates trauma, especially in children.

Imagine approaching unexpected or unacceptable behavior from a perspective of "how can this be stopped, and prevented" instead of "you’re going to regret this!”

Imagine dealing with a problem or conflict from the perspective of “how can this be solved in a way that is just and restorative” instead of “the people who caused this are going to pay.”

How much would that change you? How much would that have changed for you?

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Is that why his magic power is to turn down into up?

Sometimes I'm feeling down, but then I remember Kaladin Stormblessed.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Based on the fic "Like Real People Do" by ScarlettStorm on ao3 ♡

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Last night I was reading in my single-volume edition of Lord of the Rings.

Now I'm looking forward to getting a single-volume paperback of Stormlight Archive.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Very dead. And it's a huge problem for him that interferes a lot with his plans.

Also, god said there was nothing to be done about it, no need to keep looking.

my friend, new to the cosmere: i just don't believe kelsier is actually dead

me, slightly evil: no no he's definitely dead like legitimately very dead. don't worry about him.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Nah. Sadeas and Gavilar, though.... Sadeas only married to gain a spymaster, Gavilar only married to get an heir.

Dalinar is just the oblivious younger brother who hung around all the time and was sent to fetch stuff because Gavilar and Sadeas had fun making him run around.

Sadeas. Dalinar. Gay sex. You agree. Reblog.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

I was one pixel away from getting "Deer" which I would be able to handle, assuming a sufficiently sized dorm room, buuuut... I got "Wolf".

I would like to remind the internet that wolves ARE NOT dogs, and should not be kept indoors, in small areas, or even as pets in any form.

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Lizzy Hale of Halestorm: I Am the Fire 🎶

Stick of Roshar: I am a Stick 🪵

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

reminder that it is 10000000% a-okay to check in on your gender from time to time and just go "yup. everything here checks out, all good"

it's okay to be cis and explore your gender

it's okay to be trans and explore your gender

it's okay to exist and explore your gender

it's okay to not have a gender

it's okay to explore your gender and gender concepts and come out of it with 0 new information. everything currently is as it already was, nothing new, perfectly content with current state of being.

identity exploration is not something that is only for trans ppl. it's very good to do it, actually! healthy, even. learning about yourself (even if it is just learning you're happy as is) is a good thing.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Which spoiler tags would you like me to add? The original post has a bunch already.

Kelsier: *solves everything by killing noblemen*

Everyone on Scadrial: If only Kelsier was here, he'd have a great way to solve this problem.

Every nobleman on Roshar when they meet an assassin: I bet Kelsier planned this, it feels like something he'd do.