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[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Books by Brandon "Weather-is-Dangerous" Sanderson:

[spoilers for all released cosmere novels / series]

An Earthquake is Dangerous to Magic

Mist is Dangerous Magic

A Storm is Dangerous and Sentient Magic

Ocean is Dangerous and Magic and Dry

Sunshine is Dangerous and Magic

Darkness and the Ground is Dangerous and Magic

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Psyduck. My psyduck plushie Anton is somewhere close to 25 years old.

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

You can't force me to put an equator on a map of my infinite flat universe that may or may not have celestial objects.

I can put a line in the middle of the map that is indistinguishable from an equator, that I can do.

Also, MY potatoes are a result of a time loop paradox. But fear not, the origin of time travelling can have been cultivated in an Andes-equivalent by distinctly non-european people who achieve flight before needing to invent wheels.

WORLDBUILDING RULE NUMBER ONE: PUT A FUCKING EQUATOR IN YOUR WORLD MAP

WORLDBUILDING RULE NUMBER TWO: IF THERE ARE POTATOES IN YOUR WORLD THERE MUST BE AN ANDES FROM WHERE THEY CAME FROM

WORLDBUILDING RULE NUMBER THREE: PUT. A. FUCKING. EQUATOR. IN. YOUR. WORLD. MAP.

WORLDBUILDING RULE NUMBER FOUR: ANY PLACE SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR CAN AND MUST BE AN ARGENTINA EQUIVALENT

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

A very happy beginning makes me fear for my life :)

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

I'm really proud of the horse here

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

By definition he had an encounter before Returning. But I don't think Endowment is one to speak to people otherwise, so my best guess is no.

Y'all think Vasher has had a chat with Endowment?

I mean he was century's there and moved the world by his will so at some point he must have had an encounter with the deity,no?

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

I'm mostly convinced that the Sibling is named like that for being the sibling of the Nightwatcher and the Stormfather.

I don't think any of the unmade were (candidates for being) bondsmith spren before they were unmade, and I think it likely that the unmade existed (as unmade) before the radiants were created.

(although, I still have a vague theory that the unmade were involved in starting the radiants, although that was a pre-WaT theory - and most of the basis of it fell flat during reading)

Unmade, Bondsmiths, and the Sibling

Lately I've been thinking about the Sibling and the way the Bondsmith spren each relate to one of the ancient spren left by Adonalsium. The Nightwatcher is derived from the Night, the Stormfather came from (and eventually sort of superseded) the Wind, and the Sibling comes from the Stone. However, if a spren can come from one of them and the ancient spren remains itself (as evidenced by Venli's interactions with the Stone and Kaladin's with the Wind), that process could theoretically occur more than once.

Why is the Sibling called that? Whose sibling are they?

I think that the Sibling may have been derived from the Stone by Honor and Cultivation to replace the spren who was first previously associated with the Stone and who had become an Unmade. The most likely Unmade to originally have been the third Bondsmith spren are Ba-Ado-Mishram,who Connected with the singers of Roshar--something you might expect from a former Bondsmith spren and (less likely than Mishram) Yelig-Nar, who grants the use of Surges, though not Adhesion, as there are no Fused that can access that surge and given Raboniel's opinion of it/the events of Rhythm of War in general. Yelig-nar also has an oblique connection to stone, since a person has to swallow a gemstone to bond him.

Wind and Truth states that all spren are protected by the remade Oathpact, as when Retribution tried to draw Odium's and Honor's spren to him nothing happened. The reformed Oathpact means that no new Unmade can be created, unless Retribution creates spren himself to unmake. Sja-Anat fears being Unmade a second time. Perhaps some of the other Unmade do as well.

I believe that during the second half of the Stormlight Archive series, we will see Unmade defect from Retribution and join the remnants of Honor. Possibly, some of them (Sja-Anat, for instance) may be able to bond humans safely, perhaps creating new Bondsmiths.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Moash: Foil 'im, Marsh 'im, Put 'im in a crew

That’s crazy they Marshed Moash

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

a dogshit vena cava empties into the wrong atrium.

I just checked on wikipedia

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

You can borrow my bike, but I probably need to inflate the tires a bit. Also, it might be too big, most corvids have shorter legs than me.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Small black birds the size of a man's fist aren't crows and definitely not ravens. Ravens are Large. (Not huge, but Large.)

I'd guess Mr. Brand-on-son-Sander was thinking of blackbirds (what a descriptive name), or possibly either jackdaws or starlings. Blackbirds might be in flocks, but tend to be alone too. Jackdaws and starlings are almost never alone in my experience, and both are very adepts are flying in flocks.

I'm crying why is everything a chicken to these people. SIR, THOSE ARE CROWS.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

just saw this on pinterest and it hit me like a truck

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

When I was a young boy my father took me out of the city, to see Alethi war. He said,

"Son, when you grow up will you be the leader of the broken, the beaten, and the damned? Because one day, I'll give you a shardblade, to help you in the Sorrows, and join the Black Crusade..."

- Adolin Kholin, son of the Blackthorne, probably

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

The mists almost seemed to live. It moved, swirled and blew in the cold night air. It snatched up his puffs of breath, as if drawing a piece of him into it.

- The Well of Ascension, Chapter 56

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

Wanting to fuck Spock is to fanfiction as Lord of the Rings is to Fantasy as Mount Fuji is to Japanese painting tradition.

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

As long as he isn't insisting someone tie him to the tracks next to the others as a show of solidarity.

trolley problem with stormlight characters. Jasnah would switch the trolley to kill one person instead of five and so would Taravangian. Dalinar however would blow himself up in front of the person who tied those people to the tracks to irrevocably change their lives