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being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

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Hello! I am the owner of this account, I go by Kanni! I am the host of a OSDD, fictive heavy, System. I’m also Autistic and I have ADHD. I use they/it/eye pronouns.

The TW and CW for my account;

⚠️Keep yourself safe, block, don’t report. This account is kinda nsfw on both sides of the horny and Gorey <3⚠️

- gore art

- Jokes about the medias I post

- Very dark humour

- Cannibalism jokes

- I post about my intrusive thoughts on here

- Swearing, talk about alcohol, drugs, smoking

- Cursed but weirdly detailed Analysis’ on cursed things

- “Cringe” content like gacha life 2

- Sometimes NSFW content, not of myself but head-canons of characters and fanfic ideas

- I repost like crazy

- I ship darkship and compship stuff

This is my DNI list and stuff I won’t post about;

DNI if you are a/if you:

❤️ - leave!!!!!!! Block me or I’ll block you!!

🧡 - you can maybe stay, just don’t ask me about it….. and don’t let me see you……

💛 - you can stay just be careful

- MHA fans🧡

- Ppl who judge vent Content❤️

- Gacha haters🧡

- Endosys’❤️

- Any of the Phobics (transphobic, homophobic)❤️

- Bullys ppl For no Reason❤️

- Supports Cringe culture❤️

- Ppl who have “No boundaries”❤️

- Ppl who sexualise mental illnesses ❤️

- Ppl who think Little space is A kink and think it should be sexualised. ❤️

- DREAM SMP fans💛

- 8:11 fans ❤️

- Dangonrompa fans💛

- Genshin impact fans 💛

- PPL WHO JUDGE ALTERS FOR THEIR SOURCE(S)❤️

- Ppl who judge Special interests and fixations❤️

- Ppl who judge other systems without a good reason❤️

- Ppl who don’t believe in witchcraft and therians/otherkin🧡

And I won’t post about:

- MHA

- DSMP

- 8:11

- Dangonrompa

- Genshin impact

- If it doesn’t peak my interest/If I don’t find it that interesting

- Things about my system/things about my alters

Now for a more positive note the stuff I will post about:

- ihnmaims

- my journey of being trans / non-binary, neopronoun and xenogender stuff

- The amazing digital circus

- The Magnus archives

- Demon slayer

- JJK

- One Piece

- my journey being non-human/alterhuman and fictionkin and just that stuff in general

- Boyfriend to death 1&2

- The price of flesh

- Fnaf

- Dsaf

- Hellsing

- Creepypasta

- Hannibal nbc

- vents, poetry n shit like that

- Witchcraft stuff

- Otherkin and Theiran stuff

- My ocs

- Hetalia

- my other socials! I censor myself more on other socials than on here, this is the EXTREME version of all my socials

- slenderverse (Marble hornets, EverymanHYBRID)

- Lacey games

- Bugbo and friends

- Kinitopet

- Gacha life 2

- Gore, cannibalism, shit like that

- My art

- A lot of analog horror stuff you just have to ask for one(examples; Mandela catalog, urban spook, man in the suit)

- Welcome home

- Talk about drugs(weed) and alcohol

- Hazbin hotel

- cookie run kingdom

- portal 1&2

- vampire chronicles

- transformers

- mouthwashing

- darkship/compship stuff!

- the sonic franchise

And that’s all! Ask blog is open!! Go right ahead and ask or request anything from that list!

Have a good day/afternoon/evening, my dear reader/viewer, if you gave me your time of course but none the less, Kanni, signing out for now <33

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I got a Megatron figure and I made memes out of him

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I got a Megatron figure and I made memes out of him

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Abolish Tesla.

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“In the beginning, there was nothing but a light…”

Me posting? For once? WOAHHH anyways this is my primus art that I did, beginning to teach myself how to draw the silly lil cybertronans and start with the Architect of Steel and the bringer of cybertronan life. And yes he’s holding the All Spark in his hands.

More photos and base used will be down below

I hope you guys enjoy my silly lil drawing of this pretty man

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Canon, next question?

Drift: Bless us oh lord, and these thy gifts, which I am about to receive from thy bounty, through Primus, our lord, amen.

Ratchet, on his back, legs splayed, valve out: Do you really need to do this every time?

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Meet the ES: kind of

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Thank you to these lovely readers for giving the characters for this poll! ;

@bumblebeescanscream

@nauschka

@lostinthelightsofcybertron

AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO VOTED!!!

I have a question…?

I Need more Transformers with boobs, fem or masc or androgynous, I need them to have tits, what do you think?

So many options!!!!!

Also reply in the comments or reblog who you think would/should have the biggest tits, if you say Shockwave you are automatically correct, but I need a second place.

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Transformers Fanfic Terms 101

So @novelty-spark was asking about a masterpost for those sorts of things, I thought I’d throw down the terms i’ve used in my seasoned time as a TF fic writer. Shoutout to my bae @guttermech for helping with some of these tooooo

So for those who don’t know there’s actually a ton of strange inner-fandom terms and shorthand that’s used in fanfic/general discussions, and can also be used for tags on art. 

First off there’s the different types of TF porn/fic. 

Sticky and PnP/Wireplay are the most common, less common is Sparkplay/Sparkbonding There’s also a now-unheard of fourth type called Tactile/EM fieldplay.

Sticky: Sticky is organic-based sexual organs, with organic genitals. Usually it’s a set of a penis/vagina combo, but there’s lots of different versions. One thing is for sure; it’s messy, it’s slippery, and it’s the most common type of TF porn you’ll find. 

PnP: Short for Plug-N-Play, it’s also sometimes called wireplay, is the counter to Sticky. It’s more based on the passing of electrical currents and information between two cybertronians to bring pleasure to both parties. The fact that it’s also a common phrase for electronics is a hilarious bonus for when you find that shit in public and can laugh about it. 

Sparksex/Sparkplay/Sparkbonding: This is a fairly well recognized but not always utilized form of cybertronian coupling that involves direct interaction between two or more party’s sparks. It’s usually coupled with them becoming bondmates which is a term i’ll cover below in more detail. 

Tactile/EMfieldplay: This is from the olden days, I’ve not seen any content made of this forgotten type in years and years, but now’s a good a time as any for a resurgance. EMfield stands for Electromagnetic Field, which is the sensory net that surrounds a cybertronian. Long ago [before time began…] it was very common for fics to include the fields as a form of close-contact, a field that would become meshed with others when cybertronians were near each other. This type of porn was more closely related to foreplay, though climax could easily be reached by the two [or more!] fields interacting. This one’s pretty complex to explain here, but I think I’ve got the gist of it down. 

Here’s a list of some terms, not all are inherently sexual but are useful to know for the flow of things/knowing the name of some parts of the anatomy and terms: 

Interfacing is sex. It’s just what sex is called, pretty basic. 

cable/cord/plug are the words for a robot penis, however a lot of people call them ‘spikes’ too, which is uncomfortable sounding as hell! Let’s normalize cord/cable/plug =u= I’ve also seen 

Valve is the term used for a penetrable hole, a vagina or butthole or whateverthefuck, it’s also sometimes called a port. 

Anterior/Outer node is a term used for a clitoris, and 

Calipers are the internal structure of a valve/port, similar to the muscle structure inside organic holes to clench/cause a milking action. 

Overload is what an orgasm is called. 

Transfluid is cybertronian ejaculate/jizz. Most artistic renderings have it be glowing like Energon but it can be just about anything you want, I used to write it as silver or different colors, they’re robots, go wild. Glowy jizz or metallic jizz or black inky jizz or just white jizz, who cares! It’s jizz! Have fun! 

CNA  is sometimes used as a version of DNA, often used for when baby Cybertronians are talked about being made through sexual reproduction. On that note- 

Sparklings, are baby cybertronians. Sometimes they’re also called protoforms but more often than not Sparklings is the most accurate way to get it. Protoforms are also a canon material so I don’t know if anyone uses it anymore. I'm not going over different methods of sexual and asexual cybertronian reproduction because that honestly deserves a post all it’s own. 

Glossa is what tongues are called, while 

Coolant is often used as their version of saliva 

servo is used interchangeably for any moving part w/ a joint- legs, arms, fingers, etc [for fingers i would suggest ‘digits’ too ] 

Vents are used to describe air flow and to emulate panting/heavy breathing, often used for when a cybertronian starts to get heated and their vents will turn on, expelling hot air. 

Pedes are words used instead of ‘feet’

Chevron is the shape that’s on many Cybertronian’s heads, [examples: prowl, ratchet] 

Headfins are another helmet shape, often described as sensitive or an erogenous zone. [examples: sunstreaker, fort max]

Kibble is the name of anything that is not a vital part of the cybertronian’s anatomy but is needed in order to form their alt mode. Examples include tires, headlights, car doors on arms/back. 

Door-wings are pretty self-explanatory, but they are a specific anatomy belonging to the likes of Prowl, Jazz, TFP/Bayverse/RID2015 Bumblebee; they are the doors for their car mode that are perched between the shoulders like wings. 

Audials are used instead of 'ears’, while 

Finials describe a more protruding shape of 'ears’, such as those on Shockwave, Drift, and Wing. 

And as a special added note, here are some Cybertronian curse words often used in fics:

Dross [Damn]

Frag [fuck] fragger, fragging, etc

Scrap [shit]

Slag[aggressive derogatory term, means to call someone scum or garbage]

Feel free to add things! I hope this helps! 8U 

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Transformers Fanfic Terms 101

So @novelty-spark was asking about a masterpost for those sorts of things, I thought I’d throw down the terms i’ve used in my seasoned time as a TF fic writer. Shoutout to my bae @guttermech for helping with some of these tooooo

So for those who don’t know there’s actually a ton of strange inner-fandom terms and shorthand that’s used in fanfic/general discussions, and can also be used for tags on art. 

First off there’s the different types of TF porn/fic. 

Sticky and PnP/Wireplay are the most common, less common is Sparkplay/Sparkbonding There’s also a now-unheard of fourth type called Tactile/EM fieldplay.

Sticky: Sticky is organic-based sexual organs, with organic genitals. Usually it’s a set of a penis/vagina combo, but there’s lots of different versions. One thing is for sure; it’s messy, it’s slippery, and it’s the most common type of TF porn you’ll find. 

PnP: Short for Plug-N-Play, it’s also sometimes called wireplay, is the counter to Sticky. It’s more based on the passing of electrical currents and information between two cybertronians to bring pleasure to both parties. The fact that it’s also a common phrase for electronics is a hilarious bonus for when you find that shit in public and can laugh about it. 

Sparksex/Sparkplay/Sparkbonding: This is a fairly well recognized but not always utilized form of cybertronian coupling that involves direct interaction between two or more party’s sparks. It’s usually coupled with them becoming bondmates which is a term i’ll cover below in more detail. 

Tactile/EMfieldplay: This is from the olden days, I’ve not seen any content made of this forgotten type in years and years, but now’s a good a time as any for a resurgance. EMfield stands for Electromagnetic Field, which is the sensory net that surrounds a cybertronian. Long ago [before time began…] it was very common for fics to include the fields as a form of close-contact, a field that would become meshed with others when cybertronians were near each other. This type of porn was more closely related to foreplay, though climax could easily be reached by the two [or more!] fields interacting. This one’s pretty complex to explain here, but I think I’ve got the gist of it down. 

Here’s a list of some terms, not all are inherently sexual but are useful to know for the flow of things/knowing the name of some parts of the anatomy and terms: 

Interfacing is sex. It’s just what sex is called, pretty basic. 

cable/cord/plug are the words for a robot penis, however a lot of people call them ‘spikes’ too, which is uncomfortable sounding as hell! Let’s normalize cord/cable/plug =u= I’ve also seen 

Valve is the term used for a penetrable hole, a vagina or butthole or whateverthefuck, it’s also sometimes called a port. 

Anterior/Outer node is a term used for a clitoris, and 

Calipers are the internal structure of a valve/port, similar to the muscle structure inside organic holes to clench/cause a milking action. 

Overload is what an orgasm is called. 

Transfluid is cybertronian ejaculate/jizz. Most artistic renderings have it be glowing like Energon but it can be just about anything you want, I used to write it as silver or different colors, they’re robots, go wild. Glowy jizz or metallic jizz or black inky jizz or just white jizz, who cares! It’s jizz! Have fun! 

CNA  is sometimes used as a version of DNA, often used for when baby Cybertronians are talked about being made through sexual reproduction. On that note- 

Sparklings, are baby cybertronians. Sometimes they’re also called protoforms but more often than not Sparklings is the most accurate way to get it. Protoforms are also a canon material so I don’t know if anyone uses it anymore. I'm not going over different methods of sexual and asexual cybertronian reproduction because that honestly deserves a post all it’s own. 

Glossa is what tongues are called, while 

Coolant is often used as their version of saliva 

servo is used interchangeably for any moving part w/ a joint- legs, arms, fingers, etc [for fingers i would suggest 'digits’ too ] 

Vents are used to describe air flow and to emulate panting/heavy breathing, often used for when a cybertronian starts to get heated and their vents will turn on, expelling hot air. 

Pedes are words used instead of 'feet’

Chevron is the shape that’s on many Cybertronian’s heads, [examples: prowl, ratchet] 

Headfins are another helmet shape, often described as sensitive or an erogenous zone. [examples: sunstreaker, fort max]

Kibble is the name of anything that is not a vital part of the cybertronian’s anatomy but is needed in order to form their alt mode. Examples include tires, headlights, car doors on arms/back. 

Door-wings are pretty self-explanatory, but they are a specific anatomy belonging to the likes of Prowl, Jazz, TFP/Bayverse/RID2015 Bumblebee; they are the doors for their car mode that are perched between the shoulders like wings. 

Audials are used instead of 'ears’, while 

Finials describe a more protruding shape of 'ears’, such as those on Shockwave, Drift, and Wing. 

And as a special added note, here are some Cybertronian curse words often used in fics:

Dross [Damn]

Frag [fuck] fragger, fragging, etc

Scrap [shit]

Slag[aggressive derogatory term, means to call someone scum or garbage]

Feel free to add things! I hope this helps! 8U 

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A glossary of transformers sticky erotic fanfiction/RP terms:

Some of these are used as variations so please understand that some of these are different for some people. This is meant to help the reader understand what is what or a writer to get a grasp on what they may use to describe things. Feel free to suggest what should be added.

Note- some people may not be within agreement about robot anatomy. This is a collection of terms used by writers in the TF fanfiction community; not of me personally. You do not have to use these terms or ideas if you dislike them. 

*under construction*

Anti virus programs- safe sex or contraception

Berth- bed/recharge slab

Cables or cabling- muscles/sensitive spots

Cygar- cigar

Digit- finger

Fans- act as respiration usually for cooling

Fire wall- safe sex or contraception

Frame- torso or body

Denta- teeth

Glossa- tongue

Housing- plating that contains the spike and/or valve

Intake- chamber for air acts like a lung,

Lines (fuel lines)- veins

Node- a nerve ending, sensor or sensitive spot (sometimes clitoris)

Overload- Orgasm

Pede- Foot

Plating- most commonly that which contains the spike and/or valve, though can refer to any kind of metal plate 

Pre-fluid- pre cum, can function as a lubricant

Recharge- Sleep

Seams- sensitive spots/hot spots

Servo- hand

Spark- heart/soul/lifeforce

Spike- Penis or phallic structure

Tank- Stomach (Like a reservoir for energon)

Transfluid- Cum

Waste tank/ Waste fluid- bladder/urine

Welds- scars/stitches

Valve- Vagina (Sometimes a cloaca or other unit to receive)

Venting/ Ex-venting- Breathing

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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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Hoew does Shockwave eat Energon?

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Overlord, who just busted out of the Lost Light's basement:

Megatron, who's also here:

Overlord:

Megatron:

Overlord: 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘

Megatron: Me???? How long have YOU been here!?!

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