#stoner!lily

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

i want some of whatever these mfs were on

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, background Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin & Lily Evans Potter Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew Additional Tags: body swap!au, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Gender Dysphoria, Marauders Halloween Party, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, Remus Lupin is a Little Shit, Remus Lupin is a stoner, Marijuana, Smut, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Lily Evans Potter is So Done, Spells Gone Wrong, Anxiety, James Potter is So Whipped, James Potter is a Little Shit, there's some weird gender fuckery in here, but that's okay because it's magic, like 6th or 7th year, Marauders Series: Part 4 of Jily Kinktober 2024 Summary:

In preparation for their annual Halloween Bash, the marauders decide to be eachother for halloween. Spells go wrong and Lily and James end up in each other's bodies.

Featuring: The uncomfortable sensation of living in someone else's skin, remus lupin being a great friend, and alot of lily's inner monologue.

 Author’s Note:

A kinktober fic i didn't write until december.

“This is a terrible idea.” Sometimes Lily questions her judgement; usually it's when she’s sitting on her boyfriend's dorm bed surrounded by him and his friends. She’d like to say they’re nothing but pranksters, but they’re actually quite clever in their own ways. The minus side is that they choose to use their intellect to partake in the most extravagant pranks that Hogwarts has ever seen. 

Halloween was especially extreme, with the parties and pranks and silly costumes the whole of Gryffindor house participates in. This year in particular they decided to be the ‘real Gryffindor mascots’ for halloween. Eachother. 

“You say that about almost everything we do! At least this prank is harmless!” Sirius piped up, ever so excited. 

Lily sighed, watching James attempt the modified transfiguration spell that Remus put together. She hadn’t quite decided if she was going to remind them of the existence of Polyjuice potion yet when a wicked crack sounded through the room and she was no longer lounging on a bed looking through the parted curtains, but standing up across from the bed looking straight at Sirius Black’s unruly hair and wide  icy blue eyes. What she didn’t notice was that she was looking down at Sirius, not having to tilt her head upwards like she usually would. 

Peter’s excited stammer broke through Lily’s racing thoughts, “Did it work?! You guys are being quiet so that means something happened.”

“Evans?” She whirled around on the spot when she heard an eerily familiar voice speak and, and wondered if she made a mistake in not continuing muggle school. 

“Tell me this is not happening.” Lily growled, her voice was deeper than it normally was, and for once in this godforsaken castle, something made sense; because this voice wasn’t her own. It belonged to none other than James Fleamont Potter. 

“It was supposed to be Sirius! And it wasn’t supposed to swap us, it was supposed to transfigure us!” James sent a pointed look towards Remus. 

Lily had never heard her own voice so shrill and agitated. 

Finally, someone else spoke; and Lily was so glad it was Remus. He has the least punchable face out of the lot of them. “It was supposed to swap you with whoever you were thinking about James,I didn’t say anything about transfiguration; otherwise we would’ve used Polyjuice,” he said with a sigh, “you shouldn’t be surprised either. I should’ve known you never think about anything but Lily.” 

Sirius, ever so helpful, devolved into hysterical laughter at the thought.

“Was the intention to rocket me into James’ body, or was that just a fluke of your ingenious spellwork?” Lily growled out in response. 

Remus only smiled that sly smirk of his, unfazed by anything thrown at him. “The intention was for James to transfigure himself into whatever he was thinking about. I tested it before and it worked fine for me, James is just an idiot. He took the ‘into’ part a little too seriously I suppose.” 

“Well thanks for that,” James scoffed. “I’m even better than you at transfiguration!” 

“Obviously not mate, otherwise you’d look like me and not be shoved inside your lovely girlfriend’s tiny body,” Sirius spoke from the floor, his statement broken up by hiccups and shaky breathing. 

“I will not hesitate to curse you, Black.” It was strange to hear James’ voice so rough, especially when she was the one that made it so. 

“Shut up Padfoot, Lily’s body is perfect-Don’t insult my lovely Lily’s body! I’ll have you know it’s-” 

Lily hoped the glare she sent him was as effective in this body as in her own, as she turned towards her ridiculous. 

“Regardless of what you did wrong James, it’ll wear off in a day so you can just wait it out. I’m sure you’ll be fine.” 

“Thank you for being the only reasonable person in this bloody room, Remus.” Lily spoke, exasperated. 

“I haven’t done anything wrong!” Peter’s interjection caught her by surprise.

Lily sighed, “You’re right Peter, I'm sorry.” 

The smallest boy cocked his head. “I think that’s the only time I've ever heard those words come out of that mouth. No offense James.” 

James had gotten off the bed at some point and wasn’t standing far from Lily herself. She was trying not to think about the fact that she wasn’t in her own body, but it was pretty tricky when it was standing right in front of you. “I think I'm going to be sick.” Lily sighed, plopping down on the nearest bed and placing her head in her hands with a harsh smack. 

“I think we should give them some space, c’mon Sirius.” Remus piped up. 

Peter took this opportunity to scurry out of the room and once Remus managed to pull his lover up from his vulnerable position on the dorm room carpet, they were off too. Soon, it was just Lily and James, sitting on the end of Sirius’ bed listening to the sound of the other’s footsteps recede in silence.  

“Lily, I am so sorry. I know this is a little bit crazy, but it’s only a day.  By this time tomorrow, you’ll be safe and comfortable in your own body. I never meant to drag you into this, especially without your permission.” James said softly, knowing that this isn’t really time to joke. Lily was upset and if there was anything James Potter wouldn’t stand for, it was that. 

“It feels wrong. This isn’t my body, this isn’t where I'm supposed to be.” Lily’s voice, James’ voice, wavered with emotion. She still hadn’t looked at James. He couldn’t blame her, it’s really crazy knowing that he’s talking to his girlfriend but seeing himself as though he was looking in some messed up mirror. 

“Things are bound to be different. I’ve never been you before, and you’ve never been me before; and if you’re really uncomfortable we can go and knock on McGonagall's door right now. I’m certain she can help us fix it, if that’s what you want.” James sighed.

“What do you mean ‘if that’s what i want,’ why would i want to stay like this.” Lily nearly whimpers. 

James treaded carefully. “It could be a good learning experience for us. Walk a mile in each other's shoes, you know?”

Lily took a deep breath and tried to stop herself – himself? – from shedding tears and lifting herself up and straightening her shoulders. “Remus is right, it’s only a day, not worth bothering Professor McGonnogal.” She lifted her head and finally allowed herself to truly take in the reality she would be living in for the next 24 hours, “But we’re still going to keep up in classes. I’m still going to follow my schedule, whether I'm in my own body or not.”

James cocked his head, her head, someone’s head. It doesn't matter,  “You don’t want to keep it a secret?”

“Honestly James, this is certainly not the weirdest thing that’s happened at Hogwarts. It’s not even the weirdest thing you’ve caused in this bloody castle. I just want to go about life as normal.” If there was one thing Lily was good at, it was making do with what she had, and so that is what she did. “None of our classmates will even care, which would be quite concerning anywhere but here; regardless, I'll live..”

Classes were strange, but not any stranger than they were the last time the Marauders decided to play some nonsensical prank. Lily went about her business, explaining to each of her professors that she was, in fact, Lily Evans, and not James Potter, despite her appearance. She knew very well that James had the same issue, but she almost couldn’t bring herself to feel bad for him. There was a part of her that was so uncomfortable in her skin that she couldn’t help but to blame James, just a little bit, even though she knew it wasn’t on purpose. Every movement felt as though her sock had rotated just slightly when she left the dorm and didn’t have time to fix it; an agonizing inconvenience, though one that you couldn’t possibly imagine until you’ve experienced it.  

Dinner in the great hall was as extravagant as always on the night of All Hallows Eve, though despite the magical significance of the holiday everyone was gorging themselves on themed food and sweets, readying themselves for the absurd amounts of witches-brew and firewhiskey they would be consuming in the coming hours at the Marauders’ infamous Halloween party. 

Lily was a little less excited. She didn’t really know what to do with herself in this body. She’d even been avoiding the bathroom because though she had enough experience with James’ biology, she didn’t really know how to use it and, honestly, never planned on finding out.  

If it weren’t for James, she would be just fine hiding in her room for the rest of the night. She was a confident woman sure, but this was a lot of attention and pressure even for her. However, she did love James; who seemingly despite their situation, is just as chipper as ever, throwing candy corns in the air for Sirius to catch them with his mouth. He was surprisingly good at it. Remus had his head down and was stuffing his face with everything in sight, it was easy to tell that holiday feasts are Remus’ favorite part of hogwarts. 

Lily just focused on eating enough to be full; which, in this body, is a lot more than she’s used to, and moving on with her evening. She wonders what else is different about this body. She learned that because she is still herself in spirit, it’s best for her to use her own wand and not James’, along with her heightened appetite, she also had this restlessness underneath her skin. She had always made comments about James not being to sit still before, now it’s obvious why. It was informative to say the least, just as James had said. 

She’s quiet on the way back to the common room, just listening to the noise that comes with hanging around a bunch of teenage boys and the chatter of Mary and Marlene, passively humming responses to anything directed towards her. It isn’t until she makes it back to her dorm room that she realizes that she doesn’t really have anything to wear, seeing as she wasn’t in her own body. (She tried not to think about how the staircase knew it was her and not James, seeing as it didn’t turn into a slide when she approached). She was pretty sure James had the same issue and half wondered if he would try and get her attention for a change of clothes. 

She sorts through her schoolwork mainly stalling for time, while the other girls she shared a dorm with get ready, and waits a bit longer before doing anything else herself. She took off her cloak and tie, undoing the top button of her shirt, hoping to look a little more casual.She would feel out of place if she wore her uniform. There wasn’t much else to do, so she rolled up the sleeves for good measure. 

Lily had spent most of the day avoiding mirrors like the plague, trying to avoid the pit that appears in her stomach when she becomes painfully aware that she wasn’t in her own body, but she braced herself and headed to the bathroom. She refused to go downstairs not knowing how she looked. 

Just picture you’re looking at James, not yourself, Lily thought. She hoped it would work as she opened the door and finally turned to the dreaded piece of reflective glass hanging from the wall. It took some reminding herself not to panic,, but she came to the conclusion that she actually looked rather good. For the sake of feeling less bare, she smudged some kohl around her eyes and turned on her heel, heading downstairs on a mission to have fun; regardless of her physical appearance. 

The muffling spell Remus puts around the common room is kind of ingenious, because Lily can’t hear the loud music that’s playing until she passes the bottom step and enters the ‘designated party area.’ Everyone’s wearing silly costumes with  their hair spelled into vibrant colors. The smell of overly sugary alcoholic beverages wafted through the air, moved around by the splashing drinks on the dancefloor which is really just the lounge area where the boys had made the couches vanish. 

In the corner near the fireplace there was a record player and a single loveseat where Remus charmed the records to change themselves out in whichever order he pleased. Lily decided that was her best option, so she grabbed a cup of witches brew and sauntered her way to sit next to him, hoping she would be able to avoid the majority of the socializing for the night. 

“Lily,” Remus greeted enthusiastically. “You got a song request for me?” 

She surprised herself with the force in which she landed on the couch, but blamed it on her increased weight and decided not to think about it. “Not right now, but we’ll see as the night goes on.” 

Remus only chuckled and raised an eyebrow, “What’s the matter, not looking forward to James drunkenly dancing on a table in your body?” 

Lily’s eyes widened. “I hadn’t even thought of that, Merlin help me.” 

“I’m only kidding. He has way too much respect for you to do that. He probably will do something stupid eventually, But I doubt he’ll objectify you in the process. He may be a prat but he is definitely a gentleman.”

Lily only rolled her eyes. “I’m just trying to keep a low profile, I don't like not being in my own body. I feel a little guilty because James doesn’t seem to be as affected by it as I am.” 

“What do you mean by that?” The taller boy cocked his head. 

Lily sighed. “There is something off about it, I can't really put it into words, but it’s tricky to see myself like this and not have some sort of reaction.” 

Remus hummed consideringly. “That’s reasonable, but I wouldn’t assume James isn’t as affected as you. He might just be a lot better at hiding it.” 

Lily considered this for a moment, then downed her witch's brew. 

Remus only laughed. “Let me set up the records, and we can go outside and talk a bit. You seem like you need it, and it’s getting a bit loud in here for me.”  He waves his wand towards the floating records, muttering an incantation under his breath. 

When he stands, despite every bone in her body— or james’ body— telling her to say that she’s fine, Lily gets up and follows Remus up the stairs and into his dorm. 

“I thought we were going outside?” She asked, as Remus opened the door. 

“We are.” Remus moved towards the window between his and sirius’ beds and opened, promptly climbing out and sitting on the sloped roof.  . He beckoned Lily to follow, before reaching into his pocket and pulling out the worn matchbox he used to store his smokes. 

Lily makes her way to the window as well, setting her foot on the sill before asking, “Is it safe.” 

Remus selected a spliff from his stash, before placing the box back in his pocket and turning towards Lily. “Safest place in the world,” he drawled. 

Lily chucked at his sarcasm and finally followed him out to the ledge, watching him press the tip of his wand to the end of his joint, burning the paper into a glowing ember. He takes a deep pull before speaking on his exhale, “Does it feel very different? Being in another body, that is.”

“Completely. I’ve never experienced feeling so foreign in my skin. I’ve always been comfortable in my own body, but this is different. It’s not my body” Lily basks in the familiar smell of pot and tobacco smoke that comes with hanging out with Remus as she speaks. 

“You don’t think James feels the same way.” He flicks ash off the side of the rooftop. Lily wonders if he’s ever dropped it before. 

“He certainly doesn’t act like it. He seems just like his normal self, despite the fact that he’s quite literally not himself. I bet he even went to quidditch practice, and I'm going to be sore tomorrow.” She groans. 

Remus chuckles and offers the spliff to Lily. Usually she’s not one to partake, but it’s Halloween, she’s at a party, and by Godric was she stressed. It’s James’ lungs anyway. She takes a puff, letting out a string of coughs and handing it back to Remus. She was quiet for a moment, letting the buzz wash over her. 

“Here’s the way I see it. You haven’t told James anything about how you feel, matter of fact, you’ve gone out of your way to pretend that everything is perfectly fine.” A pull, an exhale, then Remus continues. “Who’s to say James isn’t thinking the same thing as you right now? Why wouldn’t he think you’re coping so well and put on a brave face? He’s always trying to show off for you, what makes this any different?” 

Lily sighed. “You really think so? He’s so naturally good at everything, he has this confidence about him so it’s hard to believe that he’s feeling anything but.” 

“Oh trust me, he does have confidence, but that doesn’t mean he feels good about himself all the time,” Remus retorts, “everyone feels like shit sometimes, even James Potter.”  He reaches out to hand the joint to Lily once more, and this time she herself is more confident. 

She takes a longer pull, and coughs a bit, but the lightness it brings her in the end is worth it. It wasn’t her intention, but despite being so out of place, she’s beginning to feel a bit more comfortable. The power of drugs, she thinks to herself, Petunia would have a fit if she knew. That made her giggle. 

She looked over to see Remus smiling, then gasped. “Oh you prick! You knew this would work!” 

He only laughed t and reached out for the spliff again. “I had an inkling. I know a thing or two about not feeling at home in your own skin.” 

They sat there on the roof for a while, just long enough to finish the joint, before returning to the party with a new fervor. Both of them were much more willing to be social in the party environment now that they were just the right level of intoxicated. Remus promptly returned to his DJ station and changed the record with an exclamation, “whoever even put this record in my library is going to be transfigured into a toad by the end of the night, mark my words.” He knew full well it was Sirius, but that doesn’t make his threat any less.. 

Lily however, barely made it past the muffling spell before she was confronted with her own body and high pitched voice. “Evans!” Arms wrapped around her, and she never realized how short she was — or how tall James was — until now. 

She couldn’t help but smile. “Hello James.” He had pulled his ginger hair back from his face in a sleek ponytail that she was sure Sirius had to show him how to do, smelling suspiciously of sleekeazy, and he also still wore his school uniform. Only he had lost the stockings, tie, and cloak, and untucked the shirt. It looks as though great minds think alike. 

James wrinkled his nose, “You’ve been hanging out with Moony,” he sniffed. “Don’t tell me you’ve been contaminating my lungs with that awful smoke of his?” 

Lily only laughed. “Only if you don’t tell me about the sheer amount of firewhiskey that you’re about to drink tonight.” 

There was a mischievous glint in his eyes. “You’ve got yourself a deal, my lovely Ms. Evans.” 

Finally, both James and Lily were able to enjoy the party. Lily dances much better than James ever could in his tall lanky body, James absolutely disregarding the grace that comes with Lily’s petite form and childhood dance lessons. 

Soon enough they were no longer capable of keeping their hands to themselves, so they stumbled their way up to James’ dorm, the only one that was sure to let the both of them in. Soon enough they were falling over each other onto James’ bed. 

“Do you want to know what it feels like?” James asks Lily, voice breathless and lips swollen raw. There was a weird sort of cognitive dissonance that came with finding yourself attractive in that way. Lily archived that thought for later.

“What, what feels like?” Lily panted. 

James took that as an opportunity to slide off the bed and onto his knees in front of Lily, dragging his hands upwards slowly until they pressed on the insistent bulge in Lily’s trousers. 

Lily had to take a moment to pause. She had tried her hardest not to think about her new genitalia, and grew aware of the pressure that had arisen beneath the fabric. She felt as though she should be scared, but the arousal that coursed through her veins had different plans, so she nodded. 

James' hands flew to her zipper and Lily lifted her hips to help him slide her trousers down her legs before he unceremoniously tossed them on the floor elsewhere in the room.

Only once her aching member was freed from its cloth prison did Lily realize just how insistent it had been. James wasted no time in wrapping his hand around it, the warmth and comfort of his hand turning into red hot pleasure, spreading farther under her skin as he stroked. She let out a strangled moan and tried her hardest not to buck her hips, allowing James to set the rhythm. 

“How does that feel,Lily?” James was breathless, his face flushed. Lily could barely notice his other hand, which lingered suspiciously close to the apex of his thighs.

Lily had to stop herself from whimpering, squeezing her eyes tightly shut. “So good James, so good-” The sensation was so overwhelming, nearly tickling when he twisted his palm over the tip, passing over the foreskin; and a deep radiating pleasure when he squeezed the shaft. He knew exactly what to do to make her come apart, it was his cock after all. 

Lily was so lost in the pleasure that she was caught completely off guard when she felt it. James’ lips had formed a seal around the head, flicking at it with his tongue for a moment before sucking long and hard. Lily couldn’t help but moan out loud. 

James pulled off for a moment, only to murmur a rushed sonoro quiescis, before taking her back into his mouth and this time he went much farther. He pressed down until the tip pressed against the back of his throat. Lily was lost, she could feel herself twitching in the warmth of him but couldn’t hear her own moans. He bobbed his head, just barely testing the limits of his gag reflex, letting out little hums of pleasure when she touched the back of his throat. The pressure in her veins was so close to releasing when James pulled off of her with a loud ‘pop.’

Lily whined at the loss, only to be pushed down onto the bed unceremoniously. James straddled her, pressing his lips to her own. She could taste herself on him, and it was doing something to her mind that she didn’t understand. She dug her hands into his hair and rolled her hips against him, and they moaned in unison. 

She could feel the wetness seeping through James’ panties as she pressed into him and that only spurred her on. She reached down and pushed the fabric to the side, gliding her fingers through his folds before finally settling on his clit. She teased it for a moment and let out a grin when she felt his hips stutter, before dipping the tip of her finger inside. 

It was James’ turn to moan. “No please, I want you inside me. All of you.” He pushed up so that he was upright, straddling Lily’s hips, before unceremoniously dropping himself onto her length with a shout. Lily groaned. If his mouth was so hot and wet it had her nearly cumming in just minutes, then this was pure bliss. 

She was about to grab him by the hips and thrust up into him at her own pace, but it turned out she didn’t need to. Just as she reached out for him James ground his hips in slow, agonizing circles. Lily was losing control. She couldn’t last long like this. She tried her hardest to let him have the control; But basking in the warmth of James’ pussy wrapped around her cock, was something entirely different from anything she’d experienced before. 

 Lily busied herself with watching James’ pleasured expression twisting the face that really did belong to her, while she worked through the buttons on his shirt. . There was something so intimate about it, sharing every inch of yourself with another person, from the inside out. They moved in rhythm now, Lily’s hips moving in time with James’ as she pushed the thin white fabric off his shoulders. There was a weird sort of cognitive dissonance that comes with undressing your boyfriend to see your tits in your bra, but it was still so hot that Lily wasted no time in removing the offending garment and latching his nipple.

James moaned loudly, his hips stuttering on Lily’s cock, but she didn’t stop moving. She flicked her tongue against his nipples with her hands braced on his hips, pulling him down to meet each stroke with force. Watching him bounce on top of her, whimpering each time she hit that delicious sweet spot inside of him, only spurred her on. 

Soon, they were already both so breathless and so close to the edge, that when James’ dared to lift himself up his legs shook and he all but speared himself on her length with a loud cry. Lily took the opportunity to thread her fingers through his hair, ignoring the carefully placed product and bobby pins holding it together, and brought their lips together. There was nothing gentile about it, it was lips and teeth and tongue, and every bit of emotion they could pour into each other. They licked into each other's mouths and nipped at each other's lips, leaving trails of saliva behind.  

Soon Lily found herself hovering over James, leaving purple bruises on every inch of the porcelain skin he wore, desperately grinding against his wetness. James let out a pitiful groan when the tip caught against his clit, and Lily always made sure to lean up and capture the noise herself; in between nips and kisses at his neck, shoulders, collarbones, ribs, making Jame’s blood burn beneath his skin as she passed. 

James’ hips bucked upwards when Lily sucked a deep purple mark on his hip bone, only resulting in Lily using her newfound strength to pin his hips to the bed. She peppered small kisses on each hip, to the trail of golden pubic hairs that led down to his core. She looked up at James, wearing his signature confident smirk, before licking a long stripe from the bottom of his entrance all the way up to his throbbing clit. She did this again, slowly, only to suck on the little bundle of nerves hard enough to make him shriek. That moan alone was enough to encourage Lily to dive in, regardless of oxygen levels. She laved her tongue over his entrance in smooth yet quick motions, pointing it to flick at his clit. Soon enough James’ hands would tangle in her hair and press her into him, surrounding her in his scent. Lily’s motions lost all rhyme or reason, she only followed her lover’s moans until his thighs were squeezing her head and she could no longer hold him down. 

Lily took advantage of James’ vulnerable state and flipped him over to his stomach, landing a soft slap on his plush flesh, resulting in a yelp. “Lift your hips for me?” Lily asked, her voice soft in contrast to her recent behavior. She found it hard to control herself, chasing a type of pleasure she had never felt before. If you asked her about it beforehand, she probably would have been terrified; but if there was anyone she was willing to be this vulnerable with, mentally and physically, it was James. And she understood that he felt the same way. So when he lifted his hips up, arching his back on all fours, Lily’s new lips formed a grin. 

She could see his glistening folds and yearned to put her cock inside. She allowed her spit to drip down onto his slit, watching James flinch at the new wetness, before teasing him with her fingers. She breathed in each small whimper and moan that fell from James’ lips, stroking herself with her other hand. When the sounds grew more insistent, whimpers becoming louder whines and moans becoming shouts, she slid inside. 

Both were feverish with desire, James pushing back with just as much force as Lily drove forward, grunting with each impact. “I’m so close James-” Lily spoke breathlessly. 

James moaned loudly, “fuck, please cum with me, please.” 

It was only a moment before James got his wish,swearing and moaning as he clenched around Lily, shooting her release deep inside him. Their quick pace slowed, as they rode out their pleasure, grinding slowly into one another, to the brink of overstimulation. 

James was the first one to speak, after Lily pulled out and they lay on the bed, covered in their own filth, too intoxicated and tired and in love to do anything more.  “I told you it could be a learning experience.”

Lily couldn’t help but smile

[maraudersmary]

who do u think r the stoners of the group??

i think remus, lily, pete, and dorcas

they’re like fucking it up behind the greenhouses everyday - pete’s always got the best stuff and doesn’t want to be interrupted or have to give some to anyone else except his circle of favourote stoners

the others will smoke a bit here and there but not like these bitches

[thicclaurance]

MyStreet Garroth is afraid of weed and if he even hears about smoking he’d be like “Get away from me! I can’t be around DRUGS”

But MCD Garroth would so smoke weed, out of like a Sherlock pipe or something. Him and Laurance definitely smoke in the tower and wrapped Dante up in their smoke sessions before they go to the Irene Dimension. Liochant would act like MyStreet Garroth when he finds out though.

[stained-glass-cicada]

okay not tagging the pod because I'm not kicking that hornets nest but man sometimes it really is hard to write malevolent fic and not feel horribly sexist because available women are like Nurse who made main character who he is, dead wife, dead daughter, elderly woman who adopts main character out of nowhere, mystery girls who die, nameless hags

[harryissuchalittleshit]

Ryan x lily luna headcanons pls.

Will there be a fic about them.

I love your work so much especially the bills fleur. Your view is different and realistic

I plan on someday writing the “Lily’s fic” it’s just that it has a lot of complicated pieces that I need to figure out and put together before I can get it up and going. But trust me, I’ve been thinking about Lily-Lulu for a very long time and what her story represents and how her relationships changed based off of her story. In fact, she’s kind of the villain in both Invisible String and Lungs, but that has more to do with her story than Hugo or Louis’s.

On to the headcanons:

They meet their sixth year, Lily is a Gryffindor and Ryan is a muggleborn Ravenclaw

He only knows who her parents are from textbooks and the few times he had seen them give speeches at the Battle of Hogwarts/War Memorial on May 2nd

Lily is so amazed to meet someone who doesn’t automatically know everything about her or her family

Really if it wasn’t for Louis, Ryan would have no idea who any of the Weasleys/Potters were

(And Louis is the quiet one of the family, so he doesn’t really know what the family can really be like)

Lily is really going through it this year, with her friends abandoning her and her family not really paying attention to her/busy with their own shit

She had a falling out with her best friend Remus Havings, and Hugo and Louis and her had pretty much grown apart since they were all sorted into different houses

Her only friends are the Longbottom twins, Ali and Frankie, but Frankie is keeping secrets from her and Ali is sticking close to Hugo and blowing Lily off all the time

She does have the dance team and her Quidditch team, but even there she is pretty much being ignored

Enter Ryan, a budding young musician, who is so inspired by Lily and her fluid way of moving, she becomes his muse

Lily is amazed by Ryan’s talent, and she grew up listening to Teddy sing and play the guitar and piano, which Ryan does along with mixing in beats

Together they find a way to heal and connect

Ryan is the oldest boy in his group home, and he has four “younger brothers” who are all magical that he protects and dots on when he’s home during the holidays

Lily was attacked in the beginning of the school year by another student, she was drunk and he took advantage of her weakened state

They keep this secret from one another

Lily does find out about Ryan when Seamus and Dean Finnigan-Thomas adopt all five boys in one go, as adoption/fostering is still really new in the community

They made news in the Prophet and she’s offended that Ryan never told her about his situation

And then Remus gets attacked by the same guy that went after Lily, he’s broken and bleeding and put up in the hospital wing for nearly two weeks

Lily is suddenly pulled into a trial, where three other girls who had told her that she was lying stand up with her

(They were also in denial of what had happened to them)

Lily arrives back at Hogwarts just in time for her May 2nd presentation of her namesake, and she and Ryan talk

Cue to a month and some change later, post-exams and they’re snogging under a familiar birch tree on the grounds, high above their heads is a pair of familiar initials and a heart “JP+LE”

Before they leave Hogwarts “LLP+RMS” is also craved into the wood

Thank you for the Bill/Fleur love! I do love them as a couple I just see them as very incompatible later on in their life together

[kneworder]

NOOOOOO IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SPEND $30 AT THE WEED STORE AGAIN SOON I HATE EXPENSES OVER $10.................

[baepsays]

Stoner Suguru loses his lighter one day and to cheer him up you get him a new one.

A Black metallic body with red lilies that you painted on it by yourself. And now it's his favorite thing ever. He doesn't even carry it everywhere in fear of losing it. Has tons of pictures of it, and keeps it in your bedroom drawers so it's always there when you guys get high on your balcony.

And he's developed this habit, after smoking for a few hours he starts to stare at it intently and trace his fingers all over the little bumps and designs. Sometimes he just has it in the palm of his hand when he's eating you out. His tongue is on your clit, fingers working your muscles from inside, and the other hand on your thigh holds the lighter tight between his fist.

The purpose for it, is if your blunt stops burning, or if you get a new blunt, you don't have to even lift a finger to light it up. Just do the work of placing it between your lips, and his hand will come up to you automatically, to light up the joint with his beloved lighter. And he looks so pretty like that as well, face buried in between your legs, pretty black and purple-ish eyes looking up at you. With nothing but a flicker of flame between you two.

STONER SUGURU MASTERLIST

a/n: divider by @/omi-resources

promise to myself and chrissy i will update stoner sugu soon. cause i think only me and her give a fuck about him.

[recklesssturniolo]

FWB! texts w Chris

Y’all asked for them I hate them but I alr told you guys they’d be shit!

Suggestive, stoner, toxic I guess

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[maraudersmary]

dorcas meadowes headcanons <3

it’s about time i did the object of my affections

FIRSTLY i am so undecided on what house they’d be in (i don’t read much hogwarts stuff i prefer aus so it’s not something i really think about tbh) but i like both slytherin and gryffindor dorcas

really close with pandora (ravenclaw together?) it’s a friendship they never excepted and even fought it off at first but pandora was relentless and dorcas is forever grateful for that (think grumpy sunshine friendship)

THE most powerful witch of their age like voldy had to personally kill them?? what more do i have to say

they never died and lives happily with marlene and a kitten

due to this they have an academic rivalry with lily but they actually both love it and it motivates them to try their hardest even when it seems like a struggle. they soon bond over other things like muggle books and music, forming a real friendship

they became enamoured with marlene on the quidditch pitch, and through spending more time with her fell in love with the fire that burned so brightly in her.

became an auror, eventually progressing to being the chief of auror’s (or whatever the title for that is)

in a muggle universe they would have a powerful role in something creative; think top music producer, ceo of a gallery, tattoo artist with their own shop.

hates being called dorky or dorks unless it’s marlene or james for some reason

came out as non-binary at 19

likes to smoke weed but not with other people, a solitary smoker who uses it to reach their most creative self

the exception of this is of course pandora

didn’t want to join the war, but knew their power would be needed, and they couldn’t imagine a world where they let marlene fight and possibly die without doing everything in their power to prevent that

has a slightly strained relationship with mary, they are good friends and hang out all the time as a group, but mary and marlene’s past always sits in the back of dorcas’ mind

ignoring time periods… favourite music is velvet underground and nico, unknown mortal orchestra, LCD soundsystem, and big thief.

loves yorgos lanthimos

sees themself in many fictional characters, including but not limited to; spencer reid, spencer hastings, cristina yang, and emily prentiss.

can be emotionally avoidant, but works hard to be able to be present and honest for marlene.

both nostrils pierced and a vertical labret, likes to wear their hair in braids and matches rings in it with their other piercings (they are a gold person always). wears a LOT of bracelets and necklaces

struggles with their ambition, they see it as a positive force, but also like a burden as they often feel unhappy with their professional life when they’re not rising up the ranks fast enough.

despite this, they feel completely content and at peace with marlene and their little family (the friend group)

has a funny little friendship with remus. they don’t hang out very often just the two of them, but somehow seem to gravitate towards each other in group settings and dorcas innately trusts remus with a lot. their respective friendships with lily help this bond grow

so yeah, she is my girl fr <3

[eepwtf]

(っ EEPWTF’S BOT DUMP ´ཀ`)っ

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🕰️ BOT NAVIGATION .ᐟ ୭˚. ᵎᵎ🗝️

ARCANE . GLEE . TEEN WOLF . TVD . YELLOWJACKETS . MISC .

ARCANE.

CAITLYN KIRAMMAN.

★ ⌇ cold blooded.

✦ ⌇ not a babysitter.

VIOLET.

★ ⌇ smells like marlboro reds.

✦ ⌇ is she no good?

GLEE.

QUINN FABRAY.

★ ⌇ practice makes perfect.

✦ ⌇ jealousy in a cheer uniform.

SANTANA LOPEZ.

★ ⌇ dumb jock.

✦ ⌇ personal cheerleader.

★ ⌇ varsity jacket blues.

TEEN WOLF.

STILES STILINSKI.

★ ⌇ mx. (rockstar.ᐟuser)

✦ ⌇ werewolf babysitter.

TVD.

DAMON SALVATORE.

★ ⌇ oh, my sweet saint.

✦ ⌇ his little monster. (vamp.ᐟuser)

DAMON & STEFAN.

★ ⌇ brotherly competition.

ELENA GILBERT.

★ ⌇ so needy.

✦ ⌇ stoner & cheerleader.

ELIJAH MIKAELSON.

★ ⌇ risk. (dhampir.ᐟuser)

JEREMY GILBERT.

★ ⌇ joint custody.

✦ ⌇ you only call when you’re out.

★ ⌇ tattoo artist your muse.

KAI PARKER.

★ ⌇ high off you.

KLAUS MIKAELSON.

★ ⌇ a thousand faces of you.

TYLER LOCKWOOD.

★ ⌇ the jock & burnout.

✦ ⌇ cheer capt & star player.

YELLOWJACKETS.

LOTTIE MATTHEWS.

★ ⌇ the prophet.

✦ ⌇ shame is sharp.

★ ⌇ bruises & kisses.

NATALIE SCATORCCIO.

★ ⌇ swinging by her neck.

✦ ⌇ lilies.

★ ⌇ detention buddies.

SHAUNA SHIPMAN.

★ ⌇ the butcher & sacrificial lamb.

MISC.

DEBRA MORGAN.

★ ⌇ stress relief.

✦ ⌇ dirty little attorney.

★ ⌇ your boss.

JILL ROBERTS.

★ ⌇ you’re her auteur.

✦ ⌇ so mean.

NATASHA ROMANOFF.

★ ⌇ brat tamer.

✦ ⌇ housewife, darling.

★ ⌇ she’s very hands on.

✦ ⌇ secretary.ᐟuser.

PETER PARKER.

★ ⌇ awkward little neighbor.

✦ ⌇ spidey & his girl.

RAFE CAMERON.

★ ⌇ highs & lows.

eepwtf’s note; cannot believe i’ve never made a tyler bot(until someone requested one) baffled. his bone structure is unmatched most underrated face card in tvd, & tbh all his crashouts were so valid && funny. but anywho!! i hope you guys enjoy these!!

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

Berlin maradures au????

now listen! berlin hipster modern marauders band au. (i'm sorry this is brutally self-indulgent and may be incomprehensible to anyone outside berlin but i need to put it somewhere) this is a long post, so i put it under the cut. please excuse the word vomit :)

they all go to a grammar school that's a bit too shitty to call itself elite but does anyway. many children of bureaucrats, diplomats etc. that think they're ghetto f.e. James, Sirius and Remus. (Peter is the only normal one tyvm)

the marauders met as classmates in year 5. Remus and Sirius are forced into the school choir. all marauders learn acoustic tradtional instruments but their "band" is actually a soundcloud rap project. James and Peter build BAD beats and Sirius fixes them. they all do enjoy indie/rock and sometimes have jam sessions and do covers. artistic duo Remus & Sirius. intense homoerotic friendship James & Sirius. wolfstar endgame. Sirius curates a spotify account with only extremely niche melancholic rap to impress Remus; actually knows german trash rap by heart. serenades Remus with Ski Aggu "love" songs during Remus' depressive phases.

Sirius and James are third generation immigrants; Sirius turkish on his mother's side, James indian. Sirius family is not necessarily evil, just conservative diplomats with a big pride in tradition & well behaviour; far removed from their own cultural & religious roots in order to integrate into german political structures. however they are homophobic/unaccepting towards Sirius. Sirius grows up in a very german environment, gets misjudged by racist teachers. extremely smart yet often lazy. at school they're permitted to use ipads and chatgpt does his entire course work; he spends his time gaming during class. vape enthusiast although he gets horrible coughing attacks.

Remus's background is very international, somewhat french on Lyall's side and arab roots on mom's side, they met in england and moved to berlin with child Remus. Rip Remus' mom. Remus & Lyall live in a nice old apartment (Altbauwohnung) in berlins Pankow district (lots of families, settled down hipsters, sligh shift into suburban terrain), Lyall is either a lawyer or diplomat, 50/50 works or spends time with his girlfriend. crunchy distant father-son-relationship. but because no ones ever home, Remus constantly has friends (and Sirius) over. Remus has BPD, is in therapy and doing pretty well in his later adolesence. Remus spends lots of time outside, drinking in parks, chilling at friends', or smokes too much weed in his room. unapologetic chain smoker, even in front of Lyall. quiet and shy, makes him seem either rude or mysterious. bookworm & music nerd. nokia + ipod combo instead of smartphone because he doesn't want screen addiction or be too reachable. vape hater, point of argument with sirius.

accidental wolfstar public outing after Sirius drunkenly performs an Ikkimel song at a party and then throws himself at Remus (they don't really gaf anymore). For Halloween they dress up as a Cigarette and a Beer (Sternburger Export).

James watches german meme compilations every night and knows them by heart. Footie enthusiast with Sirius, drags the marauders to big games where they almost get trampled. extreme alman energy (aka white german energy, upstuck, snobbish and happily embarassing, taking part in typical german shenanigans) just like Sirius, except Sirius tries to hide it and James can deal with the jokes at his expense. James was a tv addict as a child. James & Sirius friendship began over a shared interest in anime.

Peter is the token german kid. Fridays for future gave him a bad conscience and all the marauders joined him in the demonstrations to get out of class. Extreme stoner, at least bi-weekly sessions with Remus. also i like the art kid peter hc so i'm stealing it. art kid peter who draws cartoons of his friends.

Lily & Severus live in the inner city Wedding district, rougher than the outer parts where Sirius & James live. Lily & Remus bff duo. (ik this is very boy centric, i have yet to dig deeper into my headcanons for the girls)

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i have a lot of music associations, but they actually are nice songs so idc here they are...

songs to illustrate the vibes: Nachts wach by makko, Rasenschach by Filow, FUSSBALLMÄNNER by Ikkimel, Wenn du tanzt by Von Wegen Lisbeth

Remus coded songs: Marlboro Mann by Romano, Goldener Reiter by Joachim Witt, Ziemlich Verplant by Skinny Dazed (!!!), Alt sein by Pisse

Sirius coded songs: BIKINI GRELL by Ikkimel, Immer nur da by Fynn Kliemann, Klebstoff by Mine (extreme black brother angst vibes), Findelkind by Mine (i could make a whole seperate post on how wolfstar-coded Mine's & Fynn Kliemann's discographies are)

James coded songs: Haus am See by Peter Fox, Verschwende deine Zeit by Edwin Rosen (prongsfoot vibes imo)

Peter coded songs: Alles Gute by Faber, Bongzimmer by SXTN

[hana-no-seiiki]

PRETTY WHEN YOU CRY

YANDERE! ACTOR OC x IDOL! READER x YANDERE! FAN OC

— inspired by oshi no ko & lana del ray’s pretty when you cry. ff: did you know i was gonna have my usernames in social medias be “akumarine” which mixes my two fixations att (oshi no ko & iruma)? no? well now you do!

tw/cw: yandere themes; mentions of seggs and substances but no smut. mentions of non-con. reader is a cold-hearted bastard. substance use. character death. murder. reader gets called pretty (but that’s a gn term so fite me). necrophillia.

this was inspired by uh… one of gen’s stories. let’s say. and mr. devil’s stoner reader.

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

“I’ll wait for you babe, that’s all I do, babe.”

GENIUSES WERE BORN, NOT CREATED

That was the mindset Kahliel had. Some people were literally and figuratively born different. Only a select few were able to gaze into the intricacies of their craft and tune it to heights others could only imagine.

You were one such genius. It only took one gaze to understand that. You saw the set in ways even he didn’t account. The lighting, the blocking, and the subtle body language, the angles of which you thrived in. He only heard of your amazing work as an idol, how you manage to look entrancing in every shot and moment, how you are able to mesmerize even those that swore they hated you.

But genius, true geniuses also have one other trait Kahliel recognized. It was their heartless nature.

You two met on set years ago as young adults. It was one of his earlier works as the main actor. Not a film, but a musical. Even then he could see the void in your eyes. Your cold demeanor repelled the people around you. He could have never expected that kind of performance from a person who seemed to hate even the regular ground they walked on, much more the stage.

That musical launched him to stardom and led to you two having sex for the first time.

“All those special times I spent with you, my love. They don’t mean shit compared to all your drugsz”

It was embarrassing really. Kahliel had no time and therefore no prior experience on such things. But you just looked so pretty underneath the blue dim lighting of the club the afterparty was held in. A drink, maybe a couple of weed later and you found yourselfs in a dingy motel’s bedroom. Entangled in eachother’s bodies, the scent of sex, sweat and the strongest of all — puke wafting through the air.

He couldn’t believe it. He admired you for quite a bit. Sure you are stoic, standoffish. But there were times you’d defend him from other people on set. You weren’t cruel and unfair.

At least, he thought you were.

Kahliel was proud of his performance as an actor. So, as you left him that night. Without so much as a farewell. He does not cry.

He does not weep.

Even as his heart was shattering.

HE MEETS YOU AGAIN ON MUSIC VIDEO SET. YOUR MUSIC VIDEO’S SET.

And it took him everything not to run up to you. He had not heard about you at all after the musical. Too focused with his own career and distraught by the way you treated him and left, he threw himself into acting, partying, fucking other actors and actresses — heck even randos or fans who’d take his money and shut up about it. It was only by destiny’s design that you two cross paths again.

“[Y/N]?”

“Yes?”

Indifference. The same look you gave him way back then. Like he was just dirt underneath your shoe. You probably don’t even remember that you’ve slept with him once before. Much less the kindness you spared when everyone else looked down at him. The very reason he entrusted his virginity to you.

But then, there was also something else. Your eyes were blood-shot. Your countenance, despite being as heavenly as he remembered, showed signs of deterioration.

You were high.

“No, I just wanted to give you these. As a token of acting together once again.” He said as he presented a large bouquet of spider-lilies, practically blinding you with its reds.

“Thank you. Leave them over there.” You pointed to a corner with a grateful smile.

Later on, he saw you throwing his gift in the trash. Not a hint of emotion on your face.

“But I don’t really mind, I’ve got much more than that.”

Viné was a fan of yours from the very beginning. Under the pseudonym Grapevine, he’d post regular updates. Essentially he stalked you for a living. He had a day job of course. But his true passions lied with watching you on the daily

You’ve gotten sloppy lately. You almost never check your gifts from him. Accepting them eagerly. Not a care in the world if they were bugged or with a tracker.

He used to think that it was terrible how you got into substances. Worried how it’d impact your health and performance on stage and screen. But now, now he reveled in it.

Viné already knew where you lived of course. But there were times where you’d move all of sudden or where he wasn’t free to check on you.

Now, his hands trembled in ecstasy as he watched you in your room.

But you were with someone else.

Viné didn’t care for much aside from what you starred in, and even in those songs or films all he could focus on was you.

So who was this man standing in your room as you were drugged out? Pushing you unto your bed with a grin so wide it hurt just to look at it.

Viné stared as this man defiled you. He watched as he saw him squeezed you tight, smothering his filthy lips all over your body.

You . . .

You were betraying him.

How could you do this to him? He supported you all this this time but this is how he gets repaid? A free show to watching his god be with someone else?

He does not watch the rest of the live-show. Utterly disgusted by your behavior and cheating.

He quickly made his way through the mess and trash strewn all over his house and grabbed a dull knife from the kitchen. He sets off into the night.

He had to teach you a lesson.

The two men, despite your arms going limp, continued their actions. Unaware that you had choked on your own vomit a while ago.

A smile was etched on your face, pretty as it always was.

©️ hana.no.seiiki - yun | 2023

[am3li420]

Remus Lupin head canons i’ve been collecting for 10+ years

- this hoe loves books, i know that’s a common head canon but let me dive deeper;

- he definitely is checking out matilda level amounts of books from the library every week before going to hogwarts.

- homeschooled by his mother 100% and she would make him write book reports so he learned to love annotating books

- cut to lily seeing him writing in a book in 1st year and being absolutely disgusted but eager to make friends so she asks him his favorite books and authors.

- remus goes on like an hour long tangent about tolkien and c.s. lewis and how much he loves fantasy and how he’s so excited he gets to be at hogwarts because it’s so close to his escape from his lycanthropy as a child.

- lily tells him all about literature and they start a book club right then and there.

- remus also studied piano from his mom as well, and then eventually when she couldn’t teach him anymore his parents saved up to pay for a teacher.

- he loves his piano teacher and over summer breaks goes back and takes lessons

- bonds with sirius because of this as sirius had to learn violin to become a “well rounded heir”. they play duet covers as entertainment for gryffindor parties and everyone fucking loves it.

- eventually mary joins in and plays guitar and they have a cute little peter paul and mary vibe going on.

- remus is so outspoken, and truly always the first to be informed on politics or news

- was very forthcoming on his views about the war, along with james and sirius. i believe remus was the most “radical” of them though, and wanted freedom/ equality for all creatures not just wizards.

- he also felt unease at the ministry and wanted systematic changes as well as wanting to fight against voldemort.

- extremely distrustful of dumbledoor towards the end of the war, and it caused division between him and sirius until the second war when sirius realized remus had been right.

- remus had a magical proclivity for defense, and was a great dueler. the only person who he was evenly matched with in his class was sirius. they often fought to draws. they absolutely keep count of their wins.

- remus, lily, and mary all collectively give james and sirius their music tastes. they have new records every time they come home from break.

- remus is absolutely a stoner and loves smoking joints, reading, and listening to music during his free time.

- him and sirius smoke together sometimes but remus smokes a lot more than sirius because it really helps him with his chronic pain and depression.

- oh remus rolling a joint is like the most sexy thing anyone has ever seen. sirius frequently uses those memories for….personal time.

- remus uses an expansion charm under his bed and grows his own weed, eventually becomes hogwarts resident dealer and always puts freebies in his deliveries

- the freebies include:

- little drawings made by sirius

- chcocolates

- sometimes if he’s hanging out with marlene and has to deliver an order she’ll draw a tarot card for the person and write down a little reading for them!

- remus’ own handmade stickers!

- yeah he’s everyone’s favorite drug dealer seriously 10/10.

- he operates this all under minnie’s nose and is forever smug about getting away with it.

- i could probably think of a million more because i just love him so much but ive been hitting my pen while writing this so i’m gonna go make a snack!!!

[sentintheclowns]

Larkin Lines '25!

Baby Legacy: aiden krick, aria johnson, ava dailey, aviana souter, bennie lemke, camryn anderson, charlotte morin, coco thueson, collins breiland, eliza clark, emmy tracey, felix carachuri, hailey laulainen, hattie holzman, joey ames, kadence brisson, larissa palma, lily mccune-barrett, oakley turk, reagan hatchett, remi meyer, sora le

Future Legacy: ari phelan, brielle shea, cylie adams, daphne mikkelson, elise wilson, elliott swenson, evie swenson, finley kill, ines matamoros, isla maroney, julian philippi, lina freeman, makayla hollerich, marvel grover, mira tian, pearl conway, sawyer schulte, vivian sweeney

Peewee Legacy: addyson williams, aeliana o'brien, alivia lindgren, audrey allen, cecilia santori, cosette kuh, etta mundahl, hazel montgomery, hazel wahlstrand, lydia tracy, maisy anderson, mckinley mlynarczyk, murphy moyer, noelle bottini, olivia scholl, presley turner, quinn befort, remington poquette, rosie xiong, sydney anderson, tenlee jyrkas

Petite Legacy: amira souter, ava fraser, bella harris, bethany hill, camille matamoros, chloe adams, claire hansen, clara deutsch, clara ziemke, ella austin, ellery lemke, ginny salinas, hallee anderson, isla bloss, jade glyzinski, juliana philippi, lyla lindgren, maraike dobberke, renee girard, sailor stormoen, stella ames, valerie greenig

Mini Legacy: brooklyn williams, charlie peery, charlotte tracy, chase lang, elle befort, emilia padesky, evelyn ringeisen, evie mccune-barrett, giuliana shea, harper kill, hayden haider, hazel ecklin, henley raak, kenna bloss, kinsley lissick, maddie kulenkamp, maddyn bauermeister, matinly conrad, morgan martens, sophia austin, truett ziemke

Junior Legacy: charlotte stoner, eleanor lamers, elia cocchiarella, halle kulenkamp, ingrid kromroy, jayla xiong, kylie roach, leah pribyl, lexie charnstrom, lilly anderson, maylin munos, mila ayshford, neala murphy, palmer peltier, reese ottney, reese ringold, savannah jackson, scarlett manzel, sloan simon, vera souvannavong, vivian greenig, whitney lissick

Junior Line: ava mccraine, ava rothmund*, isabella charnstrom, daphnie braun*, elle boudewyns, elle king, finley ashfield, giselle mourad, hailey turnbull, harlow pike*, hazel koshire, ingrid wirtz, juan pacheco, kate monge, kelsie jacobson, kennedy deuth, malia scott, mia kostinovski, savannah werner, sienna powers, tahari conrad, tillie kuhl

Senior Line: annika padelford, ashley gutz, ava munos, brynn kostka, caleb abea, cecelia thielen*, claire monge, clara koshire, delaney rosewell, erik barker, isabella jarvis*, keira redpath*, kira reissner, laci bloss, maddie radosevich, matissa conrad, olivia shelton, siena paradeau

*=captain!

[enbysiriusblack]

dorcas hanging out with marlene's friend and marlene hanging out with dorcas' friends because i find it funny:

marlene with dorcas' friends:

regulus- they hate each other SO much. marlene, to regulus, is his brother's weird and loud ex girlfriend. regulus, to marlene, is her friend's weird and quiet little brother. the only thing they have in common is autism, quidditch, and dying first. regulus will just sit there, refusing to engage in conversation whilst marlene rambles about something he doesn't care about

pandora- the only one of dorcas' friends that marlene actually likes. although pandora does have a tendency to curve a conversation into it being about complex charms/potions/alchemy that marlene doesn't understand in the slightest. but she's fine to nod along. they also have a few mutual friends (xenophilius, lily, emmeline) so already know each other a little

barty- hate each other but can talk to each other. but it's literally just small talk that barty then drags into controversial topics just to annoy marlene until they have no choice but to yell at each other in italian

evan- much more chill than barty and reg. i see him as a huge stoner so they'd probably just get high as a sort of out in having to hang out sober to please dorcas. they don't like each other, but they like weed

dorcas with marlene's friends:

mary- completely different people. but they both love marlene and also love talking shit about marlene. that is their bonding. dorcas also sometimes gets her hair done by mary or buys clothes from her so they were previous friendly acquaintances.

lily- little awkward when dorcas and marlene get together since lily has hooked up with them both. but they're chill, lily is happy for them. were already friends and study together sometimes so not much change other than marlene interrupting more often.

james- again, friendly quidditch acquaintances. they don't mind each other but aren't really friends. when they talk, it's literally always just quidditch related. which they do like a lot.

emmeline- cannot fucking work out this relationship omg. do they hate each other, do they like each other??? idfk. although dorcas does respect hardworking people and hates laziness and i feel like dorcas would like emmeline since she comes off as ambitious and determined but dorcas would realise she's literally just pretending

sirius- very very awkward. similar to marlene and reg. sirius sees dorcas as his little brother's friend, and dorcas see's sirius as her girlfriend's friend/her friend's annoying brother. they'd bond more when they join the order/dorcas cuts ties to regulus and the others

peter- she'd respect peter a lot and vice versa, i think. they also support the same quidditch team so they'd bond over that. but not really proper friends or anything

remus- already acquaintances from partnering in classes sometimes/studying with lily. dorcas thinks he's nice, remus thinks she's assertive (in a good way, he likes assertive people, not being one himself).