#stoner!lily

[remusslove]

Hihi Hru x ? I had an idea reader with yes more stoner rem and lily and it’s ther first time you meet them at a party <3 take it how you want like how it would end but yeah :))

There you were. In your cute little outfit that Remus for some reason just couldn’t stop looking at. “She’s a cute one isn’t she?” Lily chimed in making him nod as she took another sip of alcohol.

He set down the cigarette he was currently smoking on the ashtray before making his way to you. “Oh sorry!” You exclaimed after bumping into him.

“It’s alright love, may I ask your name?” He said hoping you would at least make small talk with him. “Y/n, what’s yours?” You smiled at the tall boy grinning at you.

“Remus. Remus lupin.” He replied making you blush ridiculously. “And im evans. Lily evans.” Lily commented holding her hand out with a grin placing her other hand on his shoulder. You giggled shaking her hand as well.

[ddejavvu]

Stoner rem or Lilly mixing your roll with lavender and other herbs to help with your insomnia <33

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

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You feel sleepy all of a sudden. Not bad sleepy, not scary, chest-tightening, breath-taking sleepy, but calm, sweet, drowsy sleepy. Your head lands on Lily's shoulder as you exhale a puff of smoke, involuntarily so as it slips out in a yawn.

"Tired, dove?" Remus chuckles warmly, his own blunt perched between his lips.

"M-hm," You nod, your cheek rubbing against the corduroy strap of Lily's overalls, "What are you putting in this weed?"

"Lavender." Lily informs you, and your brows furrow at her serious answer to your joke, "And other herbs. All safe, sweetheart." Her hand comes up to caress your cheek, skin smooth and soft, "I heard you tossing and turning last night."

"And your eyes are baggy," Remus nods, "Lily said that would work."

"It did," You groan, passing your joint off to Lily to snuff out, favoring instead to rub your face against her shoulder, pressing at your aching eyes as you get comfortable, "I hope you're strong, because you're going to have to carry me to bed."

"I can do it," Remus smiles, and it's the last thing you see before you let your eyes drift shut, "Sweet dreams, dovey."

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

i want some of whatever these mfs were on

[greyfix]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, background Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin & Lily Evans Potter Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew Additional Tags: body swap!au, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Gender Dysphoria, Marauders Halloween Party, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, Remus Lupin is a Little Shit, Remus Lupin is a stoner, Marijuana, Smut, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Lily Evans Potter is So Done, Spells Gone Wrong, Anxiety, James Potter is So Whipped, James Potter is a Little Shit, there's some weird gender fuckery in here, but that's okay because it's magic, like 6th or 7th year, Marauders Series: Part 4 of Jily Kinktober 2024 Summary:

In preparation for their annual Halloween Bash, the marauders decide to be eachother for halloween. Spells go wrong and Lily and James end up in each other's bodies.

Featuring: The uncomfortable sensation of living in someone else's skin, remus lupin being a great friend, and alot of lily's inner monologue.

 Author’s Note:

A kinktober fic i didn't write until december.

“This is a terrible idea.” Sometimes Lily questions her judgement; usually it's when she’s sitting on her boyfriend's dorm bed surrounded by him and his friends. She’d like to say they’re nothing but pranksters, but they’re actually quite clever in their own ways. The minus side is that they choose to use their intellect to partake in the most extravagant pranks that Hogwarts has ever seen. 

Halloween was especially extreme, with the parties and pranks and silly costumes the whole of Gryffindor house participates in. This year in particular they decided to be the ‘real Gryffindor mascots’ for halloween. Eachother. 

“You say that about almost everything we do! At least this prank is harmless!” Sirius piped up, ever so excited. 

Lily sighed, watching James attempt the modified transfiguration spell that Remus put together. She hadn’t quite decided if she was going to remind them of the existence of Polyjuice potion yet when a wicked crack sounded through the room and she was no longer lounging on a bed looking through the parted curtains, but standing up across from the bed looking straight at Sirius Black’s unruly hair and wide  icy blue eyes. What she didn’t notice was that she was looking down at Sirius, not having to tilt her head upwards like she usually would. 

Peter’s excited stammer broke through Lily’s racing thoughts, “Did it work?! You guys are being quiet so that means something happened.”

“Evans?” She whirled around on the spot when she heard an eerily familiar voice speak and, and wondered if she made a mistake in not continuing muggle school. 

“Tell me this is not happening.” Lily growled, her voice was deeper than it normally was, and for once in this godforsaken castle, something made sense; because this voice wasn’t her own. It belonged to none other than James Fleamont Potter. 

“It was supposed to be Sirius! And it wasn’t supposed to swap us, it was supposed to transfigure us!” James sent a pointed look towards Remus. 

Lily had never heard her own voice so shrill and agitated. 

Finally, someone else spoke; and Lily was so glad it was Remus. He has the least punchable face out of the lot of them. “It was supposed to swap you with whoever you were thinking about James,I didn’t say anything about transfiguration; otherwise we would’ve used Polyjuice,” he said with a sigh, “you shouldn’t be surprised either. I should’ve known you never think about anything but Lily.” 

Sirius, ever so helpful, devolved into hysterical laughter at the thought.

“Was the intention to rocket me into James’ body, or was that just a fluke of your ingenious spellwork?” Lily growled out in response. 

Remus only smiled that sly smirk of his, unfazed by anything thrown at him. “The intention was for James to transfigure himself into whatever he was thinking about. I tested it before and it worked fine for me, James is just an idiot. He took the ‘into’ part a little too seriously I suppose.” 

“Well thanks for that,” James scoffed. “I’m even better than you at transfiguration!” 

“Obviously not mate, otherwise you’d look like me and not be shoved inside your lovely girlfriend’s tiny body,” Sirius spoke from the floor, his statement broken up by hiccups and shaky breathing. 

“I will not hesitate to curse you, Black.” It was strange to hear James’ voice so rough, especially when she was the one that made it so. 

“Shut up Padfoot, Lily’s body is perfect-Don’t insult my lovely Lily’s body! I’ll have you know it’s-” 

Lily hoped the glare she sent him was as effective in this body as in her own, as she turned towards her ridiculous. 

“Regardless of what you did wrong James, it’ll wear off in a day so you can just wait it out. I’m sure you’ll be fine.” 

“Thank you for being the only reasonable person in this bloody room, Remus.” Lily spoke, exasperated. 

“I haven’t done anything wrong!” Peter’s interjection caught her by surprise.

Lily sighed, “You’re right Peter, I'm sorry.” 

The smallest boy cocked his head. “I think that’s the only time I've ever heard those words come out of that mouth. No offense James.” 

James had gotten off the bed at some point and wasn’t standing far from Lily herself. She was trying not to think about the fact that she wasn’t in her own body, but it was pretty tricky when it was standing right in front of you. “I think I'm going to be sick.” Lily sighed, plopping down on the nearest bed and placing her head in her hands with a harsh smack. 

“I think we should give them some space, c’mon Sirius.” Remus piped up. 

Peter took this opportunity to scurry out of the room and once Remus managed to pull his lover up from his vulnerable position on the dorm room carpet, they were off too. Soon, it was just Lily and James, sitting on the end of Sirius’ bed listening to the sound of the other’s footsteps recede in silence.  

“Lily, I am so sorry. I know this is a little bit crazy, but it’s only a day.  By this time tomorrow, you’ll be safe and comfortable in your own body. I never meant to drag you into this, especially without your permission.” James said softly, knowing that this isn’t really time to joke. Lily was upset and if there was anything James Potter wouldn’t stand for, it was that. 

“It feels wrong. This isn’t my body, this isn’t where I'm supposed to be.” Lily’s voice, James’ voice, wavered with emotion. She still hadn’t looked at James. He couldn’t blame her, it’s really crazy knowing that he’s talking to his girlfriend but seeing himself as though he was looking in some messed up mirror. 

“Things are bound to be different. I’ve never been you before, and you’ve never been me before; and if you’re really uncomfortable we can go and knock on McGonagall's door right now. I’m certain she can help us fix it, if that’s what you want.” James sighed.

“What do you mean ‘if that’s what i want,’ why would i want to stay like this.” Lily nearly whimpers. 

James treaded carefully. “It could be a good learning experience for us. Walk a mile in each other's shoes, you know?”

Lily took a deep breath and tried to stop herself – himself? – from shedding tears and lifting herself up and straightening her shoulders. “Remus is right, it’s only a day, not worth bothering Professor McGonnogal.” She lifted her head and finally allowed herself to truly take in the reality she would be living in for the next 24 hours, “But we’re still going to keep up in classes. I’m still going to follow my schedule, whether I'm in my own body or not.”

James cocked his head, her head, someone’s head. It doesn't matter,  “You don’t want to keep it a secret?”

“Honestly James, this is certainly not the weirdest thing that’s happened at Hogwarts. It’s not even the weirdest thing you’ve caused in this bloody castle. I just want to go about life as normal.” If there was one thing Lily was good at, it was making do with what she had, and so that is what she did. “None of our classmates will even care, which would be quite concerning anywhere but here; regardless, I'll live..”

Classes were strange, but not any stranger than they were the last time the Marauders decided to play some nonsensical prank. Lily went about her business, explaining to each of her professors that she was, in fact, Lily Evans, and not James Potter, despite her appearance. She knew very well that James had the same issue, but she almost couldn’t bring herself to feel bad for him. There was a part of her that was so uncomfortable in her skin that she couldn’t help but to blame James, just a little bit, even though she knew it wasn’t on purpose. Every movement felt as though her sock had rotated just slightly when she left the dorm and didn’t have time to fix it; an agonizing inconvenience, though one that you couldn’t possibly imagine until you’ve experienced it.  

Dinner in the great hall was as extravagant as always on the night of All Hallows Eve, though despite the magical significance of the holiday everyone was gorging themselves on themed food and sweets, readying themselves for the absurd amounts of witches-brew and firewhiskey they would be consuming in the coming hours at the Marauders’ infamous Halloween party. 

Lily was a little less excited. She didn’t really know what to do with herself in this body. She’d even been avoiding the bathroom because though she had enough experience with James’ biology, she didn’t really know how to use it and, honestly, never planned on finding out.  

If it weren’t for James, she would be just fine hiding in her room for the rest of the night. She was a confident woman sure, but this was a lot of attention and pressure even for her. However, she did love James; who seemingly despite their situation, is just as chipper as ever, throwing candy corns in the air for Sirius to catch them with his mouth. He was surprisingly good at it. Remus had his head down and was stuffing his face with everything in sight, it was easy to tell that holiday feasts are Remus’ favorite part of hogwarts. 

Lily just focused on eating enough to be full; which, in this body, is a lot more than she’s used to, and moving on with her evening. She wonders what else is different about this body. She learned that because she is still herself in spirit, it’s best for her to use her own wand and not James’, along with her heightened appetite, she also had this restlessness underneath her skin. She had always made comments about James not being to sit still before, now it’s obvious why. It was informative to say the least, just as James had said. 

She’s quiet on the way back to the common room, just listening to the noise that comes with hanging around a bunch of teenage boys and the chatter of Mary and Marlene, passively humming responses to anything directed towards her. It isn’t until she makes it back to her dorm room that she realizes that she doesn’t really have anything to wear, seeing as she wasn’t in her own body. (She tried not to think about how the staircase knew it was her and not James, seeing as it didn’t turn into a slide when she approached). She was pretty sure James had the same issue and half wondered if he would try and get her attention for a change of clothes. 

She sorts through her schoolwork mainly stalling for time, while the other girls she shared a dorm with get ready, and waits a bit longer before doing anything else herself. She took off her cloak and tie, undoing the top button of her shirt, hoping to look a little more casual.She would feel out of place if she wore her uniform. There wasn’t much else to do, so she rolled up the sleeves for good measure. 

Lily had spent most of the day avoiding mirrors like the plague, trying to avoid the pit that appears in her stomach when she becomes painfully aware that she wasn’t in her own body, but she braced herself and headed to the bathroom. She refused to go downstairs not knowing how she looked. 

Just picture you’re looking at James, not yourself, Lily thought. She hoped it would work as she opened the door and finally turned to the dreaded piece of reflective glass hanging from the wall. It took some reminding herself not to panic,, but she came to the conclusion that she actually looked rather good. For the sake of feeling less bare, she smudged some kohl around her eyes and turned on her heel, heading downstairs on a mission to have fun; regardless of her physical appearance. 

The muffling spell Remus puts around the common room is kind of ingenious, because Lily can’t hear the loud music that’s playing until she passes the bottom step and enters the ‘designated party area.’ Everyone’s wearing silly costumes with  their hair spelled into vibrant colors. The smell of overly sugary alcoholic beverages wafted through the air, moved around by the splashing drinks on the dancefloor which is really just the lounge area where the boys had made the couches vanish. 

In the corner near the fireplace there was a record player and a single loveseat where Remus charmed the records to change themselves out in whichever order he pleased. Lily decided that was her best option, so she grabbed a cup of witches brew and sauntered her way to sit next to him, hoping she would be able to avoid the majority of the socializing for the night. 

“Lily,” Remus greeted enthusiastically. “You got a song request for me?” 

She surprised herself with the force in which she landed on the couch, but blamed it on her increased weight and decided not to think about it. “Not right now, but we’ll see as the night goes on.” 

Remus only chuckled and raised an eyebrow, “What’s the matter, not looking forward to James drunkenly dancing on a table in your body?” 

Lily’s eyes widened. “I hadn’t even thought of that, Merlin help me.” 

“I’m only kidding. He has way too much respect for you to do that. He probably will do something stupid eventually, But I doubt he’ll objectify you in the process. He may be a prat but he is definitely a gentleman.”

Lily only rolled her eyes. “I’m just trying to keep a low profile, I don't like not being in my own body. I feel a little guilty because James doesn’t seem to be as affected by it as I am.” 

“What do you mean by that?” The taller boy cocked his head. 

Lily sighed. “There is something off about it, I can't really put it into words, but it’s tricky to see myself like this and not have some sort of reaction.” 

Remus hummed consideringly. “That’s reasonable, but I wouldn’t assume James isn’t as affected as you. He might just be a lot better at hiding it.” 

Lily considered this for a moment, then downed her witch's brew. 

Remus only laughed. “Let me set up the records, and we can go outside and talk a bit. You seem like you need it, and it’s getting a bit loud in here for me.”  He waves his wand towards the floating records, muttering an incantation under his breath. 

When he stands, despite every bone in her body— or james’ body— telling her to say that she’s fine, Lily gets up and follows Remus up the stairs and into his dorm. 

“I thought we were going outside?” She asked, as Remus opened the door. 

“We are.” Remus moved towards the window between his and sirius’ beds and opened, promptly climbing out and sitting on the sloped roof.  . He beckoned Lily to follow, before reaching into his pocket and pulling out the worn matchbox he used to store his smokes. 

Lily makes her way to the window as well, setting her foot on the sill before asking, “Is it safe.” 

Remus selected a spliff from his stash, before placing the box back in his pocket and turning towards Lily. “Safest place in the world,” he drawled. 

Lily chucked at his sarcasm and finally followed him out to the ledge, watching him press the tip of his wand to the end of his joint, burning the paper into a glowing ember. He takes a deep pull before speaking on his exhale, “Does it feel very different? Being in another body, that is.”

“Completely. I’ve never experienced feeling so foreign in my skin. I’ve always been comfortable in my own body, but this is different. It’s not my body” Lily basks in the familiar smell of pot and tobacco smoke that comes with hanging out with Remus as she speaks. 

“You don’t think James feels the same way.” He flicks ash off the side of the rooftop. Lily wonders if he’s ever dropped it before. 

“He certainly doesn’t act like it. He seems just like his normal self, despite the fact that he’s quite literally not himself. I bet he even went to quidditch practice, and I'm going to be sore tomorrow.” She groans. 

Remus chuckles and offers the spliff to Lily. Usually she’s not one to partake, but it’s Halloween, she’s at a party, and by Godric was she stressed. It’s James’ lungs anyway. She takes a puff, letting out a string of coughs and handing it back to Remus. She was quiet for a moment, letting the buzz wash over her. 

“Here’s the way I see it. You haven’t told James anything about how you feel, matter of fact, you’ve gone out of your way to pretend that everything is perfectly fine.” A pull, an exhale, then Remus continues. “Who’s to say James isn’t thinking the same thing as you right now? Why wouldn’t he think you’re coping so well and put on a brave face? He’s always trying to show off for you, what makes this any different?” 

Lily sighed. “You really think so? He’s so naturally good at everything, he has this confidence about him so it’s hard to believe that he’s feeling anything but.” 

“Oh trust me, he does have confidence, but that doesn’t mean he feels good about himself all the time,” Remus retorts, “everyone feels like shit sometimes, even James Potter.”  He reaches out to hand the joint to Lily once more, and this time she herself is more confident. 

She takes a longer pull, and coughs a bit, but the lightness it brings her in the end is worth it. It wasn’t her intention, but despite being so out of place, she’s beginning to feel a bit more comfortable. The power of drugs, she thinks to herself, Petunia would have a fit if she knew. That made her giggle. 

She looked over to see Remus smiling, then gasped. “Oh you prick! You knew this would work!” 

He only laughed t and reached out for the spliff again. “I had an inkling. I know a thing or two about not feeling at home in your own skin.” 

They sat there on the roof for a while, just long enough to finish the joint, before returning to the party with a new fervor. Both of them were much more willing to be social in the party environment now that they were just the right level of intoxicated. Remus promptly returned to his DJ station and changed the record with an exclamation, “whoever even put this record in my library is going to be transfigured into a toad by the end of the night, mark my words.” He knew full well it was Sirius, but that doesn’t make his threat any less.. 

Lily however, barely made it past the muffling spell before she was confronted with her own body and high pitched voice. “Evans!” Arms wrapped around her, and she never realized how short she was — or how tall James was — until now. 

She couldn’t help but smile. “Hello James.” He had pulled his ginger hair back from his face in a sleek ponytail that she was sure Sirius had to show him how to do, smelling suspiciously of sleekeazy, and he also still wore his school uniform. Only he had lost the stockings, tie, and cloak, and untucked the shirt. It looks as though great minds think alike. 

James wrinkled his nose, “You’ve been hanging out with Moony,” he sniffed. “Don’t tell me you’ve been contaminating my lungs with that awful smoke of his?” 

Lily only laughed. “Only if you don’t tell me about the sheer amount of firewhiskey that you’re about to drink tonight.” 

There was a mischievous glint in his eyes. “You’ve got yourself a deal, my lovely Ms. Evans.” 

Finally, both James and Lily were able to enjoy the party. Lily dances much better than James ever could in his tall lanky body, James absolutely disregarding the grace that comes with Lily’s petite form and childhood dance lessons. 

Soon enough they were no longer capable of keeping their hands to themselves, so they stumbled their way up to James’ dorm, the only one that was sure to let the both of them in. Soon enough they were falling over each other onto James’ bed. 

“Do you want to know what it feels like?” James asks Lily, voice breathless and lips swollen raw. There was a weird sort of cognitive dissonance that came with finding yourself attractive in that way. Lily archived that thought for later.

“What, what feels like?” Lily panted. 

James took that as an opportunity to slide off the bed and onto his knees in front of Lily, dragging his hands upwards slowly until they pressed on the insistent bulge in Lily’s trousers. 

Lily had to take a moment to pause. She had tried her hardest not to think about her new genitalia, and grew aware of the pressure that had arisen beneath the fabric. She felt as though she should be scared, but the arousal that coursed through her veins had different plans, so she nodded. 

James' hands flew to her zipper and Lily lifted her hips to help him slide her trousers down her legs before he unceremoniously tossed them on the floor elsewhere in the room.

Only once her aching member was freed from its cloth prison did Lily realize just how insistent it had been. James wasted no time in wrapping his hand around it, the warmth and comfort of his hand turning into red hot pleasure, spreading farther under her skin as he stroked. She let out a strangled moan and tried her hardest not to buck her hips, allowing James to set the rhythm. 

“How does that feel,Lily?” James was breathless, his face flushed. Lily could barely notice his other hand, which lingered suspiciously close to the apex of his thighs.

Lily had to stop herself from whimpering, squeezing her eyes tightly shut. “So good James, so good-” The sensation was so overwhelming, nearly tickling when he twisted his palm over the tip, passing over the foreskin; and a deep radiating pleasure when he squeezed the shaft. He knew exactly what to do to make her come apart, it was his cock after all. 

Lily was so lost in the pleasure that she was caught completely off guard when she felt it. James’ lips had formed a seal around the head, flicking at it with his tongue for a moment before sucking long and hard. Lily couldn’t help but moan out loud. 

James pulled off for a moment, only to murmur a rushed sonoro quiescis, before taking her back into his mouth and this time he went much farther. He pressed down until the tip pressed against the back of his throat. Lily was lost, she could feel herself twitching in the warmth of him but couldn’t hear her own moans. He bobbed his head, just barely testing the limits of his gag reflex, letting out little hums of pleasure when she touched the back of his throat. The pressure in her veins was so close to releasing when James pulled off of her with a loud ‘pop.’

Lily whined at the loss, only to be pushed down onto the bed unceremoniously. James straddled her, pressing his lips to her own. She could taste herself on him, and it was doing something to her mind that she didn’t understand. She dug her hands into his hair and rolled her hips against him, and they moaned in unison. 

She could feel the wetness seeping through James’ panties as she pressed into him and that only spurred her on. She reached down and pushed the fabric to the side, gliding her fingers through his folds before finally settling on his clit. She teased it for a moment and let out a grin when she felt his hips stutter, before dipping the tip of her finger inside. 

It was James’ turn to moan. “No please, I want you inside me. All of you.” He pushed up so that he was upright, straddling Lily’s hips, before unceremoniously dropping himself onto her length with a shout. Lily groaned. If his mouth was so hot and wet it had her nearly cumming in just minutes, then this was pure bliss. 

She was about to grab him by the hips and thrust up into him at her own pace, but it turned out she didn’t need to. Just as she reached out for him James ground his hips in slow, agonizing circles. Lily was losing control. She couldn’t last long like this. She tried her hardest to let him have the control; But basking in the warmth of James’ pussy wrapped around her cock, was something entirely different from anything she’d experienced before. 

 Lily busied herself with watching James’ pleasured expression twisting the face that really did belong to her, while she worked through the buttons on his shirt. . There was something so intimate about it, sharing every inch of yourself with another person, from the inside out. They moved in rhythm now, Lily’s hips moving in time with James’ as she pushed the thin white fabric off his shoulders. There was a weird sort of cognitive dissonance that comes with undressing your boyfriend to see your tits in your bra, but it was still so hot that Lily wasted no time in removing the offending garment and latching his nipple.

James moaned loudly, his hips stuttering on Lily’s cock, but she didn’t stop moving. She flicked her tongue against his nipples with her hands braced on his hips, pulling him down to meet each stroke with force. Watching him bounce on top of her, whimpering each time she hit that delicious sweet spot inside of him, only spurred her on. 

Soon, they were already both so breathless and so close to the edge, that when James’ dared to lift himself up his legs shook and he all but speared himself on her length with a loud cry. Lily took the opportunity to thread her fingers through his hair, ignoring the carefully placed product and bobby pins holding it together, and brought their lips together. There was nothing gentile about it, it was lips and teeth and tongue, and every bit of emotion they could pour into each other. They licked into each other's mouths and nipped at each other's lips, leaving trails of saliva behind.  

Soon Lily found herself hovering over James, leaving purple bruises on every inch of the porcelain skin he wore, desperately grinding against his wetness. James let out a pitiful groan when the tip caught against his clit, and Lily always made sure to lean up and capture the noise herself; in between nips and kisses at his neck, shoulders, collarbones, ribs, making Jame’s blood burn beneath his skin as she passed. 

James’ hips bucked upwards when Lily sucked a deep purple mark on his hip bone, only resulting in Lily using her newfound strength to pin his hips to the bed. She peppered small kisses on each hip, to the trail of golden pubic hairs that led down to his core. She looked up at James, wearing his signature confident smirk, before licking a long stripe from the bottom of his entrance all the way up to his throbbing clit. She did this again, slowly, only to suck on the little bundle of nerves hard enough to make him shriek. That moan alone was enough to encourage Lily to dive in, regardless of oxygen levels. She laved her tongue over his entrance in smooth yet quick motions, pointing it to flick at his clit. Soon enough James’ hands would tangle in her hair and press her into him, surrounding her in his scent. Lily’s motions lost all rhyme or reason, she only followed her lover’s moans until his thighs were squeezing her head and she could no longer hold him down. 

Lily took advantage of James’ vulnerable state and flipped him over to his stomach, landing a soft slap on his plush flesh, resulting in a yelp. “Lift your hips for me?” Lily asked, her voice soft in contrast to her recent behavior. She found it hard to control herself, chasing a type of pleasure she had never felt before. If you asked her about it beforehand, she probably would have been terrified; but if there was anyone she was willing to be this vulnerable with, mentally and physically, it was James. And she understood that he felt the same way. So when he lifted his hips up, arching his back on all fours, Lily’s new lips formed a grin. 

She could see his glistening folds and yearned to put her cock inside. She allowed her spit to drip down onto his slit, watching James flinch at the new wetness, before teasing him with her fingers. She breathed in each small whimper and moan that fell from James’ lips, stroking herself with her other hand. When the sounds grew more insistent, whimpers becoming louder whines and moans becoming shouts, she slid inside. 

Both were feverish with desire, James pushing back with just as much force as Lily drove forward, grunting with each impact. “I’m so close James-” Lily spoke breathlessly. 

James moaned loudly, “fuck, please cum with me, please.” 

It was only a moment before James got his wish,swearing and moaning as he clenched around Lily, shooting her release deep inside him. Their quick pace slowed, as they rode out their pleasure, grinding slowly into one another, to the brink of overstimulation. 

James was the first one to speak, after Lily pulled out and they lay on the bed, covered in their own filth, too intoxicated and tired and in love to do anything more.  “I told you it could be a learning experience.”

Lily couldn’t help but smile

[maraudersmary]

who do u think r the stoners of the group??

i think remus, lily, pete, and dorcas

they’re like fucking it up behind the greenhouses everyday - pete’s always got the best stuff and doesn’t want to be interrupted or have to give some to anyone else except his circle of favourote stoners

the others will smoke a bit here and there but not like these bitches

[suckmymarauders]

any other stoner marauders fans getting zooted and imagining getting high with them….. cause if not i would highly recommend

[stained-glass-cicada]

okay not tagging the pod because I'm not kicking that hornets nest but man sometimes it really is hard to write malevolent fic and not feel horribly sexist because available women are like Nurse who made main character who he is, dead wife, dead daughter, elderly woman who adopts main character out of nowhere, mystery girls who die, nameless hags

[thicclaurance]

MyStreet Garroth is afraid of weed and if he even hears about smoking he’d be like “Get away from me! I can’t be around DRUGS”

But MCD Garroth would so smoke weed, out of like a Sherlock pipe or something. Him and Laurance definitely smoke in the tower and wrapped Dante up in their smoke sessions before they go to the Irene Dimension. Liochant would act like MyStreet Garroth when he finds out though.

[harryissuchalittleshit]

Ryan x lily luna headcanons pls.

Will there be a fic about them.

I love your work so much especially the bills fleur. Your view is different and realistic

I plan on someday writing the “Lily’s fic” it’s just that it has a lot of complicated pieces that I need to figure out and put together before I can get it up and going. But trust me, I’ve been thinking about Lily-Lulu for a very long time and what her story represents and how her relationships changed based off of her story. In fact, she’s kind of the villain in both Invisible String and Lungs, but that has more to do with her story than Hugo or Louis’s.

On to the headcanons:

They meet their sixth year, Lily is a Gryffindor and Ryan is a muggleborn Ravenclaw

He only knows who her parents are from textbooks and the few times he had seen them give speeches at the Battle of Hogwarts/War Memorial on May 2nd

Lily is so amazed to meet someone who doesn’t automatically know everything about her or her family

Really if it wasn’t for Louis, Ryan would have no idea who any of the Weasleys/Potters were

(And Louis is the quiet one of the family, so he doesn’t really know what the family can really be like)

Lily is really going through it this year, with her friends abandoning her and her family not really paying attention to her/busy with their own shit

She had a falling out with her best friend Remus Havings, and Hugo and Louis and her had pretty much grown apart since they were all sorted into different houses

Her only friends are the Longbottom twins, Ali and Frankie, but Frankie is keeping secrets from her and Ali is sticking close to Hugo and blowing Lily off all the time

She does have the dance team and her Quidditch team, but even there she is pretty much being ignored

Enter Ryan, a budding young musician, who is so inspired by Lily and her fluid way of moving, she becomes his muse

Lily is amazed by Ryan’s talent, and she grew up listening to Teddy sing and play the guitar and piano, which Ryan does along with mixing in beats

Together they find a way to heal and connect

Ryan is the oldest boy in his group home, and he has four “younger brothers” who are all magical that he protects and dots on when he’s home during the holidays

Lily was attacked in the beginning of the school year by another student, she was drunk and he took advantage of her weakened state

They keep this secret from one another

Lily does find out about Ryan when Seamus and Dean Finnigan-Thomas adopt all five boys in one go, as adoption/fostering is still really new in the community

They made news in the Prophet and she’s offended that Ryan never told her about his situation

And then Remus gets attacked by the same guy that went after Lily, he’s broken and bleeding and put up in the hospital wing for nearly two weeks

Lily is suddenly pulled into a trial, where three other girls who had told her that she was lying stand up with her

(They were also in denial of what had happened to them)

Lily arrives back at Hogwarts just in time for her May 2nd presentation of her namesake, and she and Ryan talk

Cue to a month and some change later, post-exams and they’re snogging under a familiar birch tree on the grounds, high above their heads is a pair of familiar initials and a heart “JP+LE”

Before they leave Hogwarts “LLP+RMS” is also craved into the wood

Thank you for the Bill/Fleur love! I do love them as a couple I just see them as very incompatible later on in their life together

[holdallthatremains]

some recent smoke spots <3

[kneworder]

NOOOOOO IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SPEND $30 AT THE WEED STORE AGAIN SOON I HATE EXPENSES OVER $10.................

[recklesssturniolo]

FWB! texts w Chris

Y’all asked for them I hate them but I alr told you guys they’d be shit!

Suggestive, stoner, toxic I guess

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[vqlluna]

DRUNKEN TRUTHS ━━━ REMUS LUPIN

sober confessions p2

summary: both you and Remus hate each other, painfully eating away each other each time you're forced to see one another due to your shared friends. Now at a party, Remus can't keep his eyes from you. The truth comes out when you're drunk, right?

notes: f!rich!reader x poor!remus lupin, goody-two-shoes!reader x stoner!remus angst, jealousy, underage drinking, frenemies to lovers Remus is sassy

a/n: I'm forever obsessed with the rich jealous partying trope for no reason at all. Gossip Girl is influencing me too much.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE AT THIS PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE, you didn't need to come, this wasn't exactly your crowd. You were only friends with Lily, which soon turned into a tangled mess of being friends with her boyfriend and his friends. Because you'd never be at a party with low lives wasting their days away getting drunk and smoking weed.

That's the exact reason why'd you'd associated yourself with Lily Evans in the first place, up keeping her clean slate would keep yours clean as well. So when Lily refused to attend this party, despite the pleads from her friends and her boyfriends, why had you accepted the offer in her place?

You very well justified that you needed to socialize more, besides, being so uptight wouldn't get you any farther than it'd had now, it was time for a change. You weren't stupid of course, you made sure to bring someone along of who could get you home safely, someone of your status who had good morals and ideals, which all too entirely failed.

As James drove the three of you, you noticed his insistent pestering of your plus one. Now you sat pressed against this supposedly morally good guy, drunk, dizzy, and tired, so much so that you couldn't even feel the nips he'd been giving to your neck. You rambled on to James and Mary, who sat on the armchairs across you.

Both, relatively sober, found intense amusement in seeing you drunk with a guy all over you, which was amazingly out of character for yourself. Every now and then you'd look around the room in search of something frantically determined, the two teasing you on how your eyes were popping out of your head.

You looked across the room at Sirius and Peter miserably failing at beer pong, then to Dorcas and Marlene as they swayed to whatever tracks were booming throughout the room so loud you had a slight headache.

Taking in account everyone you knew was to be there, was when you realized why you were so confused. "Where's Lupin?" you mumbled, "Haven't seen him yet."

James, the closest to you than anyone else here, looked at you in surprise, "You want to know—Moony, huh?" he poked the inside of his cheek.

"I saw Remus earlier, dunno where he'd be," Mary answered, the both of you ignoring James' delight.

You hummed as the boy beside you pressed his lips to your cheek, "Don't need to worry about other guys now, baby," the boy whispered, and even though you cringed at the name you were too tipsy to care.

A burst of giggles and snickers erupted from behind you, James raised his eyebrows in even further interest than from what he expressed before after your comment, "There's the man of the hour!"

You whipped your head around, rolling your eyes at the lanky man who entered the scene, a girl attached to his hip, bottle in hand, and a cigarette in the other. He wriggled free from the girl's arms, still telling her to follow, as he did a smug dance of a spin, "Missed me too much, Prongs?"

James snorted and titled his head towards you, "No, but someone else did," he said, nuzzling his face teasingly at your scowl. Remus slowed his steps towards you all, and you could've sworn you saw a small disgruntled frown appear on his face for a moment as noticed you and your company.

He quickly smirked, "Now who let the selfish snobs in?" he yelled, no one else paying him no mind as he plotted himself, and the girl he was with on the other edge of the couch.

You scrunched your nose, his presence snapping you out of some of the daze you were in, "Does anyone smell that? There's just this intoxicating smell of lung cancer and ignorance, absolutely vomit-inducing if you ask me," you snapped.

"Poor thing, wouldn't want you puking all over your date, princess," he remarked, putting his arms around the shoulder of the gorgeous girl who giggled at his comment beside him.

You stomach twinged at the name, that all too easily rolled of his tongue, and his tongue only. And everytime, since the first time he'd said, started a roraing fire in your stomach.

━ "Lily, have you seen my mother's Chanel bag?" you whined barging into the room. You were hurriedly getting ready for a fancy dinner you were supposed to attend.

The red-haired girl shook her head sympathetically. You seethed at her answer, ignoring the weird stares from the others in the room, "My mother is going to murder me!" you yelped, "I need that bag!"

An annoying snicker echoed from across the room, "Is the poor princess finally going to get in trouble?" he crooned, "Told you that you needed to sharpen that memory," he tutted.

"Fuck you, Lupin." ━

You grunted, not able to find anything to bite back with. Remus smirked at your silence, directing his attention to your company, "So who's the wealthy, tasteless boggart you've dragged along?"

The boy beside you glared towards Remus, "Evan Rosier," he introduced, gritting through his teeth, "And we both have much finer tastes in both people and luxuries than you ever will."

"Maybe you do, in women at least," Remus started, and your cheeks grew slightly rosy at his insinuation, "But Princess here sure does have a knack for choosing the worst men to be with."

You scoffed, "And you're to be the best option? Someone so childishly obsessed with chocolate?"

He shrugged with a grin, "Well, yeah," he answered, taking the last swig of his beer before standing up and stretching his limbs. "You lot have fun, I'm off for another drink," he declared, stumbling his way to the kitchen as the girl hopelessly followed him.

You huffed, aimlessly sitting and now listening to Mary's rant, and you couldn't help but feel extremely suffocated. Your head continued to hurt and your mind swam. You took a sharp breath and jumped up from your seat, "Gonna get some air," you mumbled without another word.

You clutched your head as you pushed through the bodies of people. Slipping out into the backyard, you breathed while staring at your shoes as they danced around in your vision.

"Y'following me now are ya?" a voiced echoed out to your right.

Picking your head up, your eyes followed to source. You chuckled to yourself seeing Remus pressed against the wall, puffing smoke of a new cigarette into the air. "You wish," you said.

Taking in his disheveled hair, stained jumper, and sunken eyes, something in you paused. Your brows furrowed as your expression was somehow a mix of confusion and disgust. Remus tilted his head and cocked his eyebrow, rolling himself off the wall.

Suddenly your legs stomped toward him. "You're annoying, arrogant, and can't dress for the life of you," you spat.

Remus looked at you like he'd just watched a jester perform for him. "M'sorry, what was that?" he mirth, leaning down as he tilted his head towards you as to hear better.

You frowned and repeated yourself, "You're incredibly annoying, stupidly arrogant, terribly dressed, and I don't like you," you announced once again.

He removed his head only slightly away from you, still close enough as you felt his breath fan over your face from his wolfish smile. He brought the cigarette from his two fingers up to his lips as he inhaled and puffed out the smoke into your face.

Your face scrunched again in disgust as he stared at you intently, you awaiting his retaliation. "I find you incredibly gorgeous, stupidly charming, and terribly cute, and I surprisingly find a great liking to you."

Blush scattered across your face at his confession, a gulp climbing down your throat whilst you trailed off, "You...?" You were speechless, not expecting his words, the grass and scenery behind him blurring and swirling in the back.

Your eyes darted around the place, avoiding his own eyes before your chin was pinched between his thumb and index, forcing your eyes to bounce right to him, his cigarette still clenched in the same hand in the last of his fingers.

Not only had you not expected his confession, but you certainly didn't expect him to lean in, pressing his lips gently to yours. It quickly escalated as his hand moved to grip the back of your head, the other resting on your hip.

Your elbows brought up to at his shoulders, fingers tangled in his hair whilst you screamed to yourself to pull him away, you're body ultimately betraying you as they only pushed his lips farther into yours. That's when you found out that you were indeed, kissing him back.

Remus pulled away chuckling, letting your arms continue to sit on his shoulders. You breathed hard, staring at him with confusion with the newfound dizziness swimming around in your head. Your mouth was agape, ready to say something, but nothing came out.

"Merlin, if I knew just a compliment and a kiss could get you to shut up, I would've done that ages ago," he joked. Your face fell at the remark, your forearms brought down to his chest as you finally tried to push him away.

"Why'd you kiss me, you prick?" you sternly questioned, ignoring how rapidly your heart was beating. His hand still keeps you in place at your hip.

"Because I like you," he stated as if it were obvious.

You shook your head, letting a small laugh escape from your nose, "You're drunk, and you're high," you insisted.

"Truth comes out when you're drunk, right?"

You stood silent, begging to tell him no and denying the fact that you itched to kiss him once more. Though your lies weren't said, your truth was done as your lips soon gravitated back to his like a magnet.

Now instead of you being pressed against against the couch you were now found pressed against the concrete wall of the house, and your innocent need for one more kiss turned into necking.

A smirk from Remus continued to press on into the kiss as you two parted for air a quick second as you got in a whisper of "I hate you."

Purposely, on the next gasp for air, Remus cheekily echoed your words from earlier before, "You wish."

His cigarette was discarded to to floor as both his hands were now occupied at your hips, and both your own gripping at the sides of his face. While your back scrapped along the wall your hips were lifted away as his arms clawed them closer to his own.

His back bent over to reach down to you. Your mind flooded with the discovered thoughts and questions on how you were making out with Remus Lupin at a party, and how badly you'd wanted him for the past year.

Still, the two of you couldn't escape the quips murmured now and then.

"I knew I told you to sharpen your memory—but maybe instead you should sharpen your whole mind—if it took you this long to find out."

"Fuck you, Remus."

"I think you're in the process of doing that, yeah."

"Idiot."

"Brat."

You thought you might've drowned in his lips, if it wasn't for the parade of a voice. "Time to get going y/n!" James shouted, stepping outside.

Quickly, you pushed Remus off of you before James could catch you in the act. You felt as though you'd committed a crime.

Remus chuckled as he stumbled back, wiping your lip gloss off his lips. "Lily wants me home..." he slowed, seeing the mess of both of your guys' hair and your excessive blushing.

"Right, let's go," you readied, combing your fingers through your hair trying to fix it.

James nodded, disturbed and amused again, he slipped back inside. You panted heavily from your nose, staring at how Remus' eyes dashed across your face before they finally rested on yours.

"Best get going, Princess. You're carriage is ready and your palace awaits," he joked. You clamped your lips shut with your teeth, your stern lustful glare softened as you pursed your lips.

"Bye, Remus," you said with your arms crossed, turning on your heel you walked away, still feeling his eyes on the back of your head with his smug smirk.

As you crossed back inside you jumped at the sight of James waiting in anticipation by the glass door. "Bloody hell, James! Y'Scared the shit out of me!"

James snickered at you, "You and Moony?" he asked surprised and teasingly, though behind your backs him and Lily had counted the days when it'd finally happen.

You scowled and shook your head rigorously, "Absolutely not!" you opposed.

"Sure. And by the way, you reek of beer, smoke, and chocolate," he added cheekily, sparking the heat in your cheeks again.

"Piss off, Potter."

[eepwtf]

(っ EEPWTF’S BOT DUMP ´ཀ`)っ

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🕰️ BOT NAVIGATION .ᐟ ୭˚. ᵎᵎ🗝️

ARCANE . GLEE . TEEN WOLF . TVD . YELLOWJACKETS . MISC .

ARCANE.

CAITLYN KIRAMMAN.

★ ⌇ cold blooded.

✦ ⌇ not a babysitter.

VIOLET.

★ ⌇ smells like marlboro reds.

✦ ⌇ is she no good?

GLEE.

QUINN FABRAY.

★ ⌇ practice makes perfect.

✦ ⌇ jealousy in a cheer uniform.

SANTANA LOPEZ.

★ ⌇ dumb jock.

✦ ⌇ personal cheerleader.

★ ⌇ varsity jacket blues.

TEEN WOLF.

STILES STILINSKI.

★ ⌇ mx. (rockstar.ᐟuser)

✦ ⌇ werewolf babysitter.

TVD.

DAMON SALVATORE.

★ ⌇ oh, my sweet saint.

✦ ⌇ his little monster. (vamp.ᐟuser)

DAMON & STEFAN.

★ ⌇ brotherly competition.

ELENA GILBERT.

★ ⌇ so needy.

✦ ⌇ stoner & cheerleader.

ELIJAH MIKAELSON.

★ ⌇ risk. (dhampir.ᐟuser)

JEREMY GILBERT.

★ ⌇ joint custody.

✦ ⌇ you only call when you’re out.

★ ⌇ tattoo artist your muse.

KAI PARKER.

★ ⌇ high off you.

KLAUS MIKAELSON.

★ ⌇ a thousand faces of you.

TYLER LOCKWOOD.

★ ⌇ the jock & burnout.

✦ ⌇ cheer capt & star player.

YELLOWJACKETS.

LOTTIE MATTHEWS.

★ ⌇ the prophet.

✦ ⌇ shame is sharp.

★ ⌇ bruises & kisses.

NATALIE SCATORCCIO.

★ ⌇ swinging by her neck.

✦ ⌇ lilies.

★ ⌇ detention buddies.

SHAUNA SHIPMAN.

★ ⌇ the butcher & sacrificial lamb.

MISC.

DEBRA MORGAN.

★ ⌇ stress relief.

✦ ⌇ dirty little attorney.

★ ⌇ your boss.

JILL ROBERTS.

★ ⌇ you’re her auteur.

✦ ⌇ so mean.

NATASHA ROMANOFF.

★ ⌇ brat tamer.

✦ ⌇ housewife, darling.

★ ⌇ she’s very hands on.

✦ ⌇ secretary.ᐟuser.

PETER PARKER.

★ ⌇ awkward little neighbor.

✦ ⌇ spidey & his girl.

RAFE CAMERON.

★ ⌇ highs & lows.

eepwtf’s note; cannot believe i’ve never made a tyler bot(until someone requested one) baffled. his bone structure is unmatched most underrated face card in tvd, & tbh all his crashouts were so valid && funny. but anywho!! i hope you guys enjoy these!!

[greyfix]

so i know i said all the kinktober fics were going to be under 4k words.

i lied.

Kinktober is over now anyway.... Right?

[maraudersmary]

dorcas meadowes headcanons <3

it’s about time i did the object of my affections

FIRSTLY i am so undecided on what house they’d be in (i don’t read much hogwarts stuff i prefer aus so it’s not something i really think about tbh) but i like both slytherin and gryffindor dorcas

really close with pandora (ravenclaw together?) it’s a friendship they never excepted and even fought it off at first but pandora was relentless and dorcas is forever grateful for that (think grumpy sunshine friendship)

THE most powerful witch of their age like voldy had to personally kill them?? what more do i have to say

they never died and lives happily with marlene and a kitten

due to this they have an academic rivalry with lily but they actually both love it and it motivates them to try their hardest even when it seems like a struggle. they soon bond over other things like muggle books and music, forming a real friendship

they became enamoured with marlene on the quidditch pitch, and through spending more time with her fell in love with the fire that burned so brightly in her.

became an auror, eventually progressing to being the chief of auror’s (or whatever the title for that is)

in a muggle universe they would have a powerful role in something creative; think top music producer, ceo of a gallery, tattoo artist with their own shop.

hates being called dorky or dorks unless it’s marlene or james for some reason

came out as non-binary at 19

likes to smoke weed but not with other people, a solitary smoker who uses it to reach their most creative self

the exception of this is of course pandora

didn’t want to join the war, but knew their power would be needed, and they couldn’t imagine a world where they let marlene fight and possibly die without doing everything in their power to prevent that

has a slightly strained relationship with mary, they are good friends and hang out all the time as a group, but mary and marlene’s past always sits in the back of dorcas’ mind

ignoring time periods… favourite music is velvet underground and nico, unknown mortal orchestra, LCD soundsystem, and big thief.

loves yorgos lanthimos

sees themself in many fictional characters, including but not limited to; spencer reid, spencer hastings, cristina yang, and emily prentiss.

can be emotionally avoidant, but works hard to be able to be present and honest for marlene.

both nostrils pierced and a vertical labret, likes to wear their hair in braids and matches rings in it with their other piercings (they are a gold person always). wears a LOT of bracelets and necklaces

struggles with their ambition, they see it as a positive force, but also like a burden as they often feel unhappy with their professional life when they’re not rising up the ranks fast enough.

despite this, they feel completely content and at peace with marlene and their little family (the friend group)

has a funny little friendship with remus. they don’t hang out very often just the two of them, but somehow seem to gravitate towards each other in group settings and dorcas innately trusts remus with a lot. their respective friendships with lily help this bond grow

so yeah, she is my girl fr <3