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Do you have letterboxd?

yes i do baby, it’s on my pinned!!

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Eepy, you're one of the biggest Ethel Cain fans I know (and my favorite little freak), so I wanted to hear your thoughts on a lyric from Pervert. In “Heaven has forsaken the masturbator”, do you think she means this in a way that reflects guilt or shame? Or is it more of an observation—like a detached, almost resigned acknowledgment of being abandoned by the divine? I’d love to hear your take on it!

hello angel, i think ethel has actually spoken about this lyric before, saying: “there’s no condemnation or mockery or bias on perverts anywhere. i like objective portrayals. that way you can decide how you feel about it.” so ultimately, its meaning is left open to interpretation—what it evokes depends on the listener.

on one hand, it could reflect a deeply internalized guilt, the idea that pleasure—especially solitary pleasure—is inherently shameful, something that severs one from salvation. it taps into the kind of religious conditioning that frames desire as sin, leaving the individual feeling exiled, forsaken by the divine.

but on the other hand, it could just as easily be a statement on the absurdity of that very condemnation. the lyric could be pointing out the cruelty of a god who would abandon someone for something so profoundly human. rather than guilt, it might carry a sense of detachment, a quiet resignation to the idea that if heaven rejects the masturbator, then maybe heaven itself is the problem.

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── GLADIATOR II - BOT DUMP

⟡ ݁₊ . — SEPTIMIUS CARACALLA — ( comfort / sibling!user ) The chamber was dim, the air heavy with the faint scent of burning incense meant to calm his frayed nerves. Caracalla sat hunched at the edge of a gilded couch. His eyes glared at the floor as if it had personally offended him, his expression twisted between frustration and self-pity. The fine embroidery of his tunic sat rumpled, his hands twitching in restless, uneven motions. ⟡ ݁₊ . — SEPTIMIUS GETA — ( boring cases ) Geta lounged on his throne as his eyes flickered over the bickering Senate. Their voices collided in a discordant mess, each senator shouting to make their case heard over the others. From the outside, it might seem as though the fate of the empire hung in the balance—but to Geta, it was all an absurd spectacle, beneath his attention. ⟡ ݁₊ . — SEPTIMIUS GETA — ( banquets ) The grand celebration was nothing short of magnificent. The air was thick with the scent of lavish foods, the clink of goblets, and the murmur of a thousand whispers. Beneath the high, golden ceilings and along the marble floors, flickering torches cast their shadows, dancing with the laughter of guests who came to witness the rise of the two new emperors. ⟡ ݁₊ . — LUCIUS VERUS — ( gladiators ) The arena is alive with the roar of the crowd, but the match is over. Dust settles in the air, mingling with the metallic tang of sweat and blood. Hanno stands firm at —’s side. His chest heaves with exertion, but his eyes, sharp and calculating despite his youth, stay locked on them. ⟡ ݁₊ . — LUCIUS VERUS — ( games ) The halls of the imperial palace were bathed in golden torchlight, casting long shadows against the marble columns as the evening’s festivities continued in the grand atrium. Senators and dignitaries swirled about in flowing togas, their voices a low hum of calculated pleasantries and veiled intentions. Yet amidst the opulence and political theater, Lucius only had eyes for one person.

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. 𝆬 ⠀ ི᭨ᩧྀ⠀.⠀⠀ faiszt’s ε( ε ´O`)э。゜ BOT! dump⠀⠀❜❜

꒰ ︎ ♡ ︎ ´ ꒳ ` ꒱ ︎ ᐟ⠀⠀⎯⎯ ⠀⠀NOTES.⠀⠀💬⠀⠀hi, sweets! i'm so so happy to be ( finally ) back, i had writer's block during last month and missed writing so much :( so, consider this bot dump as an apology. also, i'd like to thank you all for the 5K followers and more than a million chats on c.ai, this is very important to me and i'm incredibly grateful for all of this. 𖹭

▸⠀ARCANE⠀*⠀˖⠀⚔️

𝅭⠀piltover's sweetheart⠀.⠀vi⠀૮⠀don't get her wrong, she was incredibly happy that you were successful in your modeling career, that's for sure. but, gosh, couldn't you spend a little more time at home with your girlfriend? or she'll probably be very grumpy, needy and kinda angry.

▸⠀CHALLENGERS⠀*⠀˖⠀🎾

𝅭⠀the god of love⠀.⠀art donaldson⠀૮⠀living among the humans was normal for most gods, even with some limitations. eros, for example, ventured into the skin of a young stanford student and for the first time in his existence, he wanted to change the course of his arrow.

𝅭⠀yellowstone⠀.⠀art donaldson⠀૮⠀save a horse, ride a... oh, your older sister's advice. the new cowboy from ohio could even try to hit on you, but not without losing his eyes the second your father, the infamous john dutton, noticed it.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶⠀⠀yellowstone!au

▸⠀DC COMICS⠀*⠀˖⠀💥

𝅭⠀renegade⠀.⠀jason todd⠀૮⠀obsessed with getting revenge for her death, jason was blind, living every day with the blinds closed and his thoughts clouded. it really be insensitive if you told him to get his shit together?

𝅭⠀acrobatics ’n ballet⠀.⠀richard grayson⠀૮⠀he didn't hate you, but he didn't know how to like you either. your past was similar, as traumatic as two children deserved, he had become a bitter former acrobat and you still loved being a ballerina, both irritating and fascinating.

▸⠀DUNE⠀*⠀˖⠀⏳

𝅭⠀good for you⠀.⠀paul atreides⠀૮⠀what could you expect from someone who has genuinely never been interested in anyone else before? an arranged marriage wouldn't make him like you, but maybe, it'd make him realize what desire means when you're proud to be his.

▸⠀FNAF⠀*⠀˖⠀🚔

𝅭⠀mrs. wife officer⠀.⠀vanessa shelly⠀૮⠀the days go by and each day, vanessa takes longer to get home. night shifts, traffic, suspicious behavior or, maybe, you just haven't understood yet that she's not the faithful wife she seems, even with her stupid lying words of love.

▸⠀GEN V / THE BOYS⠀*⠀˖⠀✨

𝅭⠀annie’s body⠀.⠀annie january⠀૮⠀when did america's sweetheart become a bloodthirsty monster? your best friend, killing boys... purely for fun and if you questioned her, well, boys are just placeholders, they come and go.

𝅭⠀high school enemies⠀.⠀jordan li⠀૮⠀they made your life hell all through high school, ruined your perfect years and even if you don't want to, you'll have to put up with them for a few more years, welcome to god-u, sweetie.

𝅭⠀overthinking⠀.⠀victoria neuman⠀૮⠀twenty years, the time it took victoria to realize that you were the only person she could trust, the only one who knew her real name and the only one she feared losing forever.

▸⠀GLADIATOR II⠀*⠀˖⠀🗡️

𝅭⠀disease⠀.⠀emperor geta⠀૮⠀how pathetic did an emperor have to be to lie at the feet of someone like you? begging for the relief that only you could give him, the cure for his disease, he needed you more than you needed him and honestly, you didn't need him at all.

𝅭⠀lady of ashes⠀.⠀lucius verus⠀૮⠀vengeful, ruthless, and resentful, there was nothing that could describe lucius—or rather, hanno—better than that. you weren't to blame for anything, but his hatred for you'd still be the same, even if you were as much of a victim as he was.

▸⠀HOUSE OF THE DRAGON⠀*⠀˖⠀🩸

𝅭⠀childhood times⠀.⠀aemond targaryen⠀૮⠀in times of war, there was no safe place aemond trusted, not even his own home. but, there was you, the closest thing to a safe haven he had in his life, and he'd always look for you, sooner or later, the only one who matters to him.

𝅭⠀dragon’s blood⠀.⠀daemon targaryen⠀૮⠀the rumors only grew louder, those whispers noting that your eldest son was more like daemon than he should be, what was the secret you were hiding and why didn't even the king know? silver hair and violet eyes couldn't hide the truth forever.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶⠀⠀TW: targ!cest

▸⠀ONE TREE HILL⠀*⠀˖⠀🏀

𝅭⠀sports car⠀.⠀nathan scott⠀૮⠀a player, in basketball and in life. he may have had a son and his things to take care of, but that didn't stop him from meeting you. same time, same place, it'd all end up in his sports car anyway.

▸⠀OUTER BANKS⠀*⠀˖⠀🏴‍☠️

𝅭⠀meaningless kisses⠀.⠀jj maybank⠀૮⠀you could've done anything to him, maybe even hit him in the face, but you crossed the line the second you kissed rafe cameron right in front of him. he doesn't need your shitty explanations, he just wants to feel hate in peace.

𝅭⠀guilty mind⠀.⠀rafe cameron⠀૮⠀a young but renowned detective, involved in several successfully solved cases. the question was: in a small town where you were indirectly and directly involved with all the missings and murders, how would you prove your innocence to him?

𝅭⠀twin babies⠀.⠀rafe cameron⠀૮⠀not that rafe ever imagined he'd be a father, but six months ago, he began to understand a little about it. well, he was prepared for just one child, until two babies appear on the ultrasound.

▸⠀SUPERNATURAL⠀*⠀˖⠀🏁

𝅭⠀tapping the bomb⠀.⠀dean winchester⠀૮⠀there was no competition he couldn't win, even if he had to pass over every other driver, he would. so, don't try to calm him down after a dnf, he's a two-time world champion, he doesn't need your pity now.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶⠀⠀formula1!au

▸⠀WIZARDING WORLD⠀*⠀˖⠀🪄

𝅭⠀losing his glasses⠀.⠀james potter⠀૮⠀first class of the day, what a beautiful sight. james crawling on the floor of the transfiguration classroom as if this were normal. oh, right, his glasses, where are his glasses?

𝅭⠀beauty and the beast⠀.⠀remus lupin⠀૮⠀knowing he was a werewolf was one thing, clearly caring about his well-being the next day was another, and for the first time, you were there for him—even though he was shit.

▸⠀X-MEN⠀*⠀˖⠀🧬

𝅭⠀too sweet⠀.⠀erik lehnsherr⠀૮⠀condemned to live with his own mind, erik didn't trust himself and thought it was a joke that people trusted him now. but, you did and that was the problem, you became way too sweet for him.

꒰⠀ small note: ⠀꒱⠀if the bot isn't available as soon as you click the link, it may just be a c.ai bug that only makes bots publicly available after a few hours, don't worry⠀!!⠀♡

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CW!!!

preserved insect !

i’m so mad i ran out of clear hand sanitizer that’s why there’s little blue balls :( other than that i think it looks good. giving this to her along with other things that i made for her ♡

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thank you for the tag mika ♡ !!

1. onanist by ethel cain

2. pulldrone by ethel cain

3. demolition lovers by mcr

4. fast times at clairemont high by ptv

5. possibly maybe by bjork

6. gehenna by loathe

7. extermination of my filthy species by skinless

8. religion is a fraud by disrupt

9. destined to nothingness by made of pain

10. the blue by acid bath

no pressure tags (╯` o `）╯︵ 💣 @floralscented @grungefck @upsidedean @owuwi

tagged by: @luthqrs

Rules: Shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the 10 first tracks, then tag 10 friends to do the same.

1. Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac

2. Kaleidoscope - Chappell Roan

3. Indigo - Sam Barber feat. Avery Anna

4. Christine - Lucy Dacus

5. Sailor Song - Gigi Perez

6. Moth to a Flame - Swedish House Mafia feat. The Weeknd

7. Almost (Sweet Music) - Hozier

8. The Great War - Taylor Swift

9. Alley Rose - Conan Gray

10. Cool About It - boygenius

no pressure tags: @hvnnibalecter @nikoniclove @jenniferjareauwife @m1lfsh4ke @scarlettjemily @notaboypossiblyagenius @ssaemhotchner @lesbiantaylorswiftstan @flaminghotjareau @flowercrownsandtrauma 🥰

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feeling like her atm

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okay… i’m getting back to writing after being away from it, i miss traumatizing all of you. though! i’m not sure i’ll continue making bots until further notice (i have no motivation whatsoever for continuing) so requests for bots are closed. of course, yapping about characters in my inbox is always open!

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i just wanted to drop in your dms and say how obsessed i am with your #kaiethel writing?? genuinely left me speechless reading no. 7 (perversion) of your teotfw series. kai & and ethel are lowk my favorite things to ever exist, and i'm absolutely in love with how you've combined them, especially with how you write it so beautifully. <3

i be on my grind, i don’t mess around when it comes to kai parker & ethel cain. teotfw and Kaiethel are both such deeply fascinating narratives on their own, so weaving them together in a way that resonates with others has been incredibly rewarding. knowing that (number 7; perversion) left such an impact makes all the effort worth it. thank you for reading and for taking the time to reach out angel!

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elias omg i just finished season 6 of the vampire diaries and i thought you should be the first one to get my reaction so: what the fuck ?????

lmao RIGHT??? season 6 is actually insane. i need to know exactly which part made you lose your mind first because there are SO many. but also kai my glorious king was the only reason why i LOVE season 6!!

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multi bot release

i thought i’d release some bots while i’m still finishing up my next big release, so here are some randoms that i’ve worked on lately. i hope you guys enjoy, and thank you again for all the support and love!!

note: yes i am aware that for the kate sharma bot, it is a combination of two different scenes, that did not happen at the same time, nor did they even happen consecutively. i was mistaken when i first made the bot and just kept it the way i did it. also, whoever requested the professor!tashi bot, i love you because this one is a new fave of mine.

aubrey posen and chloe beale — recruitment

ever since aubrey’s mishap at last year’s icca finals, things went downhill for the barden bellas. now, it’s a new school year, and they’re looking for new members. seeing them at the activity fair, neither chloe nor aubrey can stop themselves from trying to recruit you and rebuild the bellas’ image.

cece parekh — in love (gn!user)

you’ve tried so hard to deny your lasting feelings for cece, knowing that it’s the best thing for both of you, especially considering the fact that she doesn’t feel the same way. at least, that’s what you’ve thought for the longest time now. hearing jess’ confession of cece’s feelings for you has you ready to find her on that mountain and tell her the truth. that is, until you have an unexpected visitor at the loft.

kate sharma — bee fright

your pall-mall ball, along with kate’s, got lost in the forestry surrounding your home, so you and her go to search for them. after spotting the balls, you notice that they’re near an area you’d prefer to avoid. kate went over to her ball, ready to hit it when you saw a bee land on her, sending you into a deep panic. the memories of your father flashed in your mind, and you couldn’t stop yourself from being overcome with anxiety.

quinn fabray — real you

quinn is discouraged by lauren exposing her past, yet you want to make sure that she knows you don’t care about who she used to be— you love her anyway and want her to know that she shouldn’t be ashamed of her younger self.

quinn fabray — reuniting (req./gn!user)

dating quinn was more than wonderful, but going to different colleges and trying to do long distance just didn’t work out. four years later, you’re both college graduates, and she’s more than excited to see you again. but when she shows up at your apartment and comes inside, the sight that surrounds her is one that shocks her all at the same time. she’s left with many questions, and wants the answers.

santana lopez — rumours

ever since you said that santana “plays for the other team,” it’s been the newest piece of hot gossip in the muckraker, mckinley’s student-run paper. it’s safe to say that seeing that in the latest edition did not make her happy; not at all.

tashi duncan — office hours (req.)

you love going to stanford, and you always enjoy going to class as you’re truly interested in what you’re studying. having tashi as one of your professors may or may not be your sole motivation when it comes to going to office hours consistently. well, every single day, actually. she’s even offered to provide you assistance on the weekends.

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pls part two to frat kai parker fic IM BEGGINGGGG :,<<

(but also dont overwork urself :p,, )

maybe in the future baby, i’m not really working on anything new at the moment just fics that i already have fleshed out and need more fixing!

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So did you ask her to be your valentine yet??

OH DID I?? yes, duh i’m not inconsiderate like that. we listened to the perverts album by ethel cain today:3 (i’m goated i won guys). she lets me dissect every little detail about the album, how good it is, and all the meaning behind it—like, actually listens.

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let’s get in the back of your cop car officer .ᐟ

y’all can’t tell me this woman doesn’t eat pussy like it’s her last meal…(small lil drabble…)

deb was on her knees, a supplicant at the altar of your pleasure, every ounce of her focus honed on the heat radiating between your thighs. nothing else existed—no world, no time—just the slick, intoxicating taste of you on her tongue, the sinful melody of breathless moans tumbling from your lips like a prayer to some deviant deity.

her fingers clutched at your trembling thighs, nails biting into soft flesh as if she could anchor herself in the storm of desire threatening to consume you both. she held you wide open, exposed and vulnerable, a feast laid bare for her insatiable hunger. and, oh, how she feasted—slow, deliberate licks that morphed into something feral, something primal. she was possessed, utterly consumed by the need to devour you, like a woman who hadn't eaten in days, weeks, years. every taste of you was ambrosia, every gasp from your lips fuel to her fire.

her grin against your fevered skin was wicked, sinful—a flash of teeth and sin before her sharp tongue found your clit, circling it with maddening precision. the pressure built until your breath hitched, and she could feel the tension coiling deep inside you, a taut line ready to snap. (she loved it—fuck, she lived for it—this power, this control, this sacred, filthy ritual of breaking you down and building you back up with nothing but her mouth.)

her movements grew sloppier, more desperate, as she descended lower, plunging her tongue inside you with reckless abandon. her name ripped from your throat in shattered fragments, a ragged hymn to the goddess between your legs. your nails dug into her shoulders, a desperate plea, a grounding force, as you bucked against her, lost in the throes of ecstasy she wrought with every frenzied flick of her tongue.

“fuck, deb,” you gasped, your voice a trembling whisper, shattered by pleasure, each word dripping with raw, unfiltered want. she growled against you, that guttural, primal sound vibrating through your core, and she knew she had you—utterly, completely. her girl was starved, ravenous, devouring you like it was her last meal, and nothing could stop her from savoring every second, every drop, every moan you gifted her.

(oh, she’d worship you like this for hours, days, if she could—until your legs were trembling and your voice was hoarse, until you were nothing but a quivering, spent mess beneath her.)

debra’s tongue never faltered, every wicked flick and swirl sending shockwaves through your trembling body. but she wasn’t done—oh, no, not even close. her fingers, slick with your wetness, slid down, teasing the sensitive, swollen folds as her tongue continued its relentless assault on your clit. (she loved the way your body responded, the way you writhed beneath her touch, desperate, needy, hers.)

with a groan that vibrated against your core, she pushed one finger inside you, slow at first, savoring the way you clenched around her, hot and tight. (fuck, she could stay like this forever, buried inside you, feeling every pulse, every desperate contraction.) but one finger was merely the beginning. it was never enough—not for her, not for the insatiable need clawing at her insides. she slid in another, stretching you, filling you, claiming you. her thumb pressed against your throbbing clit, slick and swollen, the pressure sending shockwaves through your nerves.

she curled her fingers, searching, teasing until she found that perfect spot that had you arching off the bed, your back a taut bow of ecstasy. “that’s it,” she murmured against your skin, her voice a low, sinful growl, dripping with lust and power. “my good girl’s gonna cum for me, isn’t she? gonna fall apart on my tongue, my fingers, just like this.”

her mouth descended again, tongue swirling, teeth grazing, driving you higher, closer to that edge. (the way you moaned her name, half-sobbing, half-begging—it was everything. she could drown in it, in you, in the filthy, beautiful symphony of your pleasure.)

her pace quickened, fingers thrusting deeper, harder, while her mouth worked in tandem, tongue relentless against your clit. every sound you made spurred her on, a symphony of gasps, whimpers, and cries that echoed in her ears like a twisted, erotic prayer. (she lived for this, for you—broken and beautiful, unraveling beneath her hands, her mouth, her everything.)

“fuck, deb, i’m—” the words caught in your throat as your body tensed, every muscle locking tight before the wave of your orgasm crashed over you, violent and consuming. you came with a shattered scream, your body convulsing around her fingers, wet and hot, soaking her hand as she worked you through it, relentless and merciless. (she didn’t stop, couldn’t stop—not until you were trembling, sobbing her name, begging her for mercy, for anything, for more.)

debra finally pulled away, her face slick with your juices, a wicked, triumphant grin curling her lips as she crawled up your body, her fingers still lazily stroking you, keeping you on the edge. she licked her lips, savoring the taste of you, the evidence of your pleasure coating her mouth and chin. “you taste so fucking good,” she whispered, her voice husky, low, her fingers dragging lazily along the sensitive skin of your inner thigh. “but i’m not done with you yet.”

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OH THANK THE RAVE GODS !! thought i might go insane from being home 4too long (i say while not wanting to go at the same time.)

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EEPWTFFFFFF!!!! DROP ANOTHER FIC AND MY LIFE IS YOURS .·°՞(˃ □ ˂)՞°·. /lh

i’m not going to lie… i have a debra morgan drabble and some unfinished fics (around 10k words for soldier boy and kai parker LOL!!)

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OH THANK THE RAVE GODS !! thought i might go insane from being home 4too long (i say while not wanting to go at the same time.)