#eepwtf talks like an idiot

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pete wentz be like “ i’m fighting demons “ and the demons are bisexuality

rip petekey 😕

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my endgame actually…

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oh, to be a cowboy, in a old town where no one else is around, asleep on the front porch with my hat tipped down over my eyes and my head rested on my husbands shoulder.

but all we got is brokeback mountain :(

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don’t care didn’t ask i’m gonna fuck the god awful british accent off butcher😣

wanna bend him over and grab him by his hair to watch his cute little expression hmmm…

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NEED THIS MAN SO BAD !!! he’s so princess coded i wanna breed him like im not even joking i want him face down on the bed with his ass up, pretty little fuckin pleas coming from those lips to fuck him.

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when the hyper fixation is so bad you can’t even consume the content…..

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i love hondas… especially honda odyssey’s… especially the honda odyssey where logan was being a little freaky eaky

he wanted that cookie so effing bad !! like that grip he had on wade… can’t tell me they didn’t actually do anything afterwards they’re so gay

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how i feel walking into any room knowing i got a prince albert piercing ( wasn’t fun, do i regret it,,, no! 😓 )

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oh… you just cannot be serious rn.

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rip kai parker u would’ve loved shitposting on twitter and bullying random kids on the internet 😕

canonically he would’ve definitely downloaded roblox, and crash out every time he lost in an obby

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ethel cain and midnight mass go so beautifully together. i have no one to talk to this about😞

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on another note,,, god i hate those ppl that ship dean and sam together…. like what the FREAKING FREAK even if the actors aren’t related it’s still icky and weird and wincest shippers should all go suck a fat rhino asshole and gobble their fucking nutsacks😕 but then i would feel bad abt the poor rhinos so… sigh yall get the point im trying to make here (hopefully)

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never letting people listen to my playlists EVER.

this person literally stole my SONGS SONGS THAT ARE MY BABIES. JUST TO MAKE A PLAYLIST FOR THEIR GIRLFRIEND😭😭

i hate talking to ppl guys, you should not let me talk to people. swear i hate sharing songs bcs ppl like that just steal your whole personality. now i cannot listen to that playlist anymore without getting the ick

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art the clown hnnnnn need that

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think about august underground about all the time bcs i can’t stop listening to ethel cain’s song

actually one of my top favs from her

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love meeting other kai stan’s until they’re straight!kai truthers who love bonkai 😕

i don’t hate them ( i do ) might be a little too controversial but omfg it needed to be said out loud