#eepwtf talks like an idiot

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pete wentz be like “ i’m fighting demons “ and the demons are bisexuality

rip petekey 😕

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my endgame actually…

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oh, to be a cowboy, in a old town where no one else is around, asleep on the front porch with my hat tipped down over my eyes and my head rested on my husbands shoulder.

but all we got is brokeback mountain :(

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don’t care didn’t ask i’m gonna fuck the god awful british accent off butcher😣

wanna bend him over and grab him by his hair to watch his cute little expression hmmm…

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NEED THIS MAN SO BAD !!! he’s so princess coded i wanna breed him like im not even joking i want him face down on the bed with his ass up, pretty little fuckin pleas coming from those lips to fuck him.

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when the hyper fixation is so bad you can’t even consume the content…..

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i love hondas… especially honda odyssey’s… especially the honda odyssey where logan was being a little freaky eaky

he wanted that cookie so effing bad !! like that grip he had on wade… can’t tell me they didn’t actually do anything afterwards they’re so gay

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cowboy!dean….riding not a horse but another cowboy🙍 this my brokeback mountain moment

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how i feel walking into any room knowing i got a prince albert piercing ( wasn’t fun, do i regret it,,, no! 😓 )

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anyone’s stomach just like makes the weirdest noises ever known to man,,, like it’s not even hunger related it’s just gurgling noises that r way too loud and ppl just stare at you all weird 😕😕

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oh… you just cannot be serious rn.

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no reason for there to be so many white color options… like what and why?? is eggshell even a thing (i’m going insane send help)

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making christmas bots but make it dysfunctional family themed (so not me)

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i fear my jerome valeska obsession is coming back so i might do more bots for my fav sociopath 😞😞

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rip kai parker u would’ve loved shitposting on twitter and bullying random kids on the internet 😕

canonically he would’ve definitely downloaded roblox, and crash out every time he lost in an obby

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okay but … female!dean winchester (deanna) interpretation lives in the deeeppp recesses of my brain and it’s my new obsession now. i just think she would be so badass,

this now has a very special place in my heart,,,