#still-

[scuffle-with-spirals]

I swear people don't talk about the shit that just happens in DS visual novels enough. Like yeah okay we lawyering but you better get this parrot to cough it up on the stand. Hey let's do a detective story but have the presentation be just one of the most impressive uses of the hardwares capabilites and be the most visually interesting shit ever just because. Yes you are a surgeon slicing and dicing and laser beaming the fucking patient but can you disarm a bomb

[ashtonisvibing]

marvin and chase are the kinda guys to make a bet where they see who can give their respective husband a better blowjob

[twotriickhoofbea2t]

One of the most important things to know about me is that basically my first "original character" was a girl who could split her skin open to transform into a "Bug Demon" and i made this when i was like, 8.

[kotoal1011]

ME WHEN. ME WHEN MY F/O COMES HOME IN A SINGLE PULL <3<3<3

I know this ain't impressive but WELCOME TO THE COLLECTION MY QUEEN <3<3

oh and her too ig idk

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Dreamswap!Nightmare

SO UNDERRATED IT AINT EVEN FAIR

[thegreeninyoureyes]

nah i don't have any trouble with my height! *sudden realisation that if i were taller it would be easier for me to kiss my friends on the head* NOOOOOOOO

[just-miru]

who would..

[captainjacklyn]

When your boss is an old best friend of yours and you still get along.

[1ohwon]

. . . . B r E a U x -!-

It was that simple

[apollos-boyfriend]

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[thetruekyle]

Frfr.. Badlands is still a whole jam... and while IICHLTIWP was good, imposing, and reverent in its own ways -the earnest emotional purge and humillity you tapped into and vibed on back at the start (imo) still resonates far more fiercely than the industrial fire that has inexplicably begun to spread up the walls. J/s. I look forward to whatever art you share next either way, but thats just my 2 cents of feedback .... 😊👍

Did you guys know that I have over 28 SINGLES that are platinum or multi platinum? I have 2 that are diamond. All this is the US alone. I’m also one of the only artists in history to *replace themselves* (!!!) at #1 on the radio.

But. Did you know my most critically acclaimed album was also my worst selling? My only Grammy nominated album is the one without a single hit?

Listen, album time is coming and I see a lot of people nostalgic for the before-times for varying (and opposing) reasons and I just want to say: They won’t all be Manic. They won’t all be If I Can’t Have Love I Want Power. They won’t be Badlands because it won’t be the first time again, and they won’t be HFK because they all have to be different. They are all something new. They all become something unique.

If I wrote music, recorded it, and you listen to it? Then I’ve done what I’ve come here to do. The zeitgeist is fickle. And I just have to do the same thing every time. Write it, record it, release it. How it’s received and how it performs isn’t up to me. It’s not even up to you. (Well it’s a little bit up to you) but mostly it’s up to something entirely cosmic that I co-exist with. I am places I never dreamed I would be.

I can’t wait to see what (or who) The Great Impersonator will become.

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares