#still gonna tag it idgaf

[mctwinkdom]

Right so. Who are you and what did you do to Pookie

[hetafice]

Yesssss yandere hetalia!! Can I request yandere Russia

hey! i’m combining this with another request that asked for ivan with an introverted s/o. hope you enjoy nonetheless.

yandere!russia headcanons :

Ivan is a man who contains innumerable facades. Vulnerability is hard to get from him, which is why he is so taken aback when he meets his darling. Anyone special enough to catch his attention and keep it must have some sort of hold over him -- and he cannot have that.

He would initially try to distance himself from you, and then after realizing that does not work, he would try to exercise as much control over the situation as possible.

He takes an almost managerial role, employing the use of strict guidelines and occasional punishments to gain a semblance of control.

Once he acknowledges his feelings towards you he will sit and machinate ways to get you to reciprocate his feelings. He regards you as an object that he needs to get sooner rather than later. He would understand that it might be difficult to get you to come off your own volition, so he is not entirely against using force to get you to be with him should his attempts at courting fail.

Ivan often finds himself exhibiting certain behaviors not because he wants to, but because he thinks that these behaviors are what a normal person would do. This leads him to think that presenting himself in a certain way would make you feel comfortable around him, or win your romantic favor -- in reality, they end up coming off as stilted and strange.

If he ends up entering a long-term relationship with you, he’ll likely stop putting up airs, leaving you interacting with someone much more stoic and withdrawn.

Contrary to popular opinion, he is not really hotheaded or quick to violence, and will not let his true emotions overtake his carefully curated mask very often. He is a quick thinker and will remain efficient under pressure. However, should you do something to upset him, he will act quickly and decisively. He loves you deeply, but to him, to truly love someone is to try and bring the best out of that person. He will do so by whatever means necessary.

That isn’t to say that he’s always cold though. He’s happy to dote on you should he think the situation calls for it.

Ivan, however, is no stranger to betrayal. Should you try to leave, exhibit suspicious behaviors, attempt to undermine his authority, or oppose him politically -- there will be dire consequences.

Unlike other yanderes, he has no qualms about hurting you. Ivan witnessed extreme horrors during his childhood, and as such is desensitized to most violence. He will not harm you unprovoked, but should you test him, you will find out how cold and cruel he truly can be.

A more introverted partner may actually suit the life he has planned out for them. Once he finds love he is likely to whisk his partner off to the countryside for a time, rarely to be seen in public.

In the event of an extended business trip, he may take you along, depending on the location. Like countless things before you, people will try and use you against him. Because of this, he would never expose you to an enemy. Should he have a trip domestically, or somewhere he deems low risk he will take you with him. If not, you are expected to sit content in your idyllic countryside home until the two of you can bask in each other’s company again. 

Ivan is not super controlling, but he does have a set of rules that you are meant to abide by.

He also places importance on appearances, so you would be coached on how to conduct yourself in formal situations so that onlookers would have nothing negative to say about the two of you. That is why he may implement dress codes, or designate certain discussion topics as off-limits.

After sequestering you away in the middle of nowhere, if you perform well enough, he may move back to the city. He can use extreme methods, but he is not a complete monster. On a deep subconscious level, he craves normalcy. So seeing you navigate life around other people but still choosing to come back to him “willingly” may help him feel vaguely fulfilled.

He is the type to allow you to pursue most hobbies, and would not stop you from expressing individuality or possessing a sense of self. He does however want to make sure that you constantly view yourself as not just an individual, but as a part of a unit. With everything you do, there needs to be a consideration of how it’ll affect both of you.

In his more subdued moments, he treasures domesticity and would like to occasionally dote on you. He'll be pleased if you occasionally let him cook for you or pick out your outfits.

On the same token, he wants to feel as though you depend on him. Not enough to where you can’t exist without his constant care, but enough to know you are appreciative of all he does for you, and that you are hesitant to leave him. 

If you follow the rules and do not awaken his feelings of intense paranoia, you can live somewhat normally.

[alexxmason]

Ain't it warming you, the world gone up in flames?

Got to commission @xang-yyumi for this cute and gorgeous piece of my little angels! They look so amazing, every detail and the little hearts! 💕

[aphverse-confessions]

maybe I’m misreading tone and I’m sorry if I am but maybe energy like “if this is the same anon from confessmau...” and “I wish this was a copypasta” and the Um Actually nitpicky energy that flooded the Confessmau ask with “Brothers in arms doesn’t mean brothers!!” And “The list isn’t canon!!” being directed at someone who basically says “I think MCD Garrance is a brotherly relationship and I hate and am frustrated about feeling alone in this feeling” is why people feel like saying I don’t like Garrance is confession blog worthy!! Cause having any strong negative emotions about it is treated like...cringe??? Like it’s weird???? Like you seriously think someone thinking Garroth and Laurence have a brotherly relationship is this fabdom’s level of Vaporeon Is The Most Breedable?

I’m not that anon but I also don’t ship Garrance and it’s reactions like That thag make me feel like I can’t fucking say it without being all sweet abd understanding and saying something about how good of a ship it is, or hiding behind an anon button. So yeah those reactions just kind of pissed me off on their behalf. I get it’s not thqt serious, not even in regards to the issues this fandom has, but it still just. Come on. Asks like that are a dime a dozen in regards to ships and characters, but that’s the one that’s “weird”? That’s the one that needs citations attached? We can say ship wars are dead but boy when someone says they don’t like Garrance some of that energy sure does come back.

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[transingthoseformers]

Consider

What if, after the bots got their t-cogs in tfone, they presented their subgenders? (Perhaps subtly at first, but then it becomes increasingly obvious that changes have been made...)

[gochujangst]

Really want to make a video titled "Fullmetal Alchemist Fails at an Anti-Fascist Message: A Punk Perspective" that will get dislike bombed by tumblr liberals because it'd be really funny but also cause I'm tired of all the videos labeling it as "groundbreaking" and "anarchist"

Alas, I have the autistic creative burnout rn.

[hislittleraincloud]

Fucking finally.

Jesus Christ, took her long enough. 💀

I still, still think she needed to open her mouth after the 🇵🇷 debacle. As a Latino & Hispanic who grew up with the same crap all around me for 50 years, it's a big issue for me (and anyone who reads this and immediately goes into a rage about this post is going to ignore that, I know). It's not that she didn't do enough, it's that she did nothing on that issue when all of the other famous Puerto Ricans showed solidarity against the 🍊🤡 and for Kamala. I don't want to hear any more of her complaints about being Latina in Hollywood or blah blah blah whatever other issues she's got w Latina identity. "Wannabe Puerto Rican Dakota Fanning" should've shown some solidarity.

Thanks for using that massive platform the day of to get out the youth vote with 40+ million Gen Z's now eligible to vote (that's just about as many IG followers she has LOL). It's something. 🫠🇵🇷🇲🇽🇪����💙✨

[josephslittledeputy]

Having been left behind by someone who she thought she could trust, Willa now has to endure the depravities of John Seed

Chapter 3, There Ain't No Sin and There Ain't No Virtue: Part 1, has finally been posted!!

[dangoulains-devotion]

yuffie has many interesting elements to her but people refuse to move past "i find energetic kids annoying" and it makes me sad

[snixx]

they don't know about my dark past (i was close mutuals with the most passionate finchel and mileven shipper on the goddamn planet for almost as long as i've been on tumblr and longer than i've had this account)

[alveolaraspergillosis]

uhh idk cw for numbers iykyk

ok cw weight mention

and i am only saying that in case some of u have tag filters enabled . anyway

this didn’t start off intentional but heatwave plus me being bad at drinking water made me lose rlly rapidly at the beginning there and that gave me the ole Dopamien and i’m sure i’ll get back up cuz im usually my lightest when i get my period but. this makes me feel a little happier for now. don’t cancel me etc. anyway the real challenge is to not absolutely lose it when i inevitably get back to 120 plus. because honestly this is not sustainable in terms of doing things i need to do (like my job) or that i like to do (like climbing and walking and more advanced yogaasana) you wouldn’t think a few pounds makes a diffy but it absolutely does

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.

[noelledeltarune]

fanfic my friend wrote save me…. fanfic my friend wrote……. save me fanfic my friend wrote

[hansslut]

u guys i look like nika muhl a bit but just w paige buecker's eyes and like way shorter who wants me please 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[scribbyizhere]

ok well now I'm fucking pissed

[loving-delusions]

for everyone waiting for me to draw

im. occupied rn

yeagh

rambles in the tags again per usual ggrgagrgha