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felikatze · 7 months ago

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that poll reminding me. not so secret feli lore i'm sure i've talked about this before. but one time in school a guy confessed his love to me as a joke (i knew it was a joke because he was part of a clique that Could Not Stand my autism swag) and he did it in front of my friends, with his friends watching from a distance, and the scenario was so absurd i started laughing at him.

Like full on fucking ojou-sama hand to my face laugh. For several minutes. It was the funniest shit to ever happen to me I just did not know how to react.

Obviously this embarrassed him and he went back to his friends. Idk how they reacted to this but over the next few weeks he would try to confess several more times. I would still laugh at him but then it got annoying. So I'd just start kicking him. Every single time he got near me and opened his mouth I would kick him in the shins. Guy was a football player but I still did it. If it came to a fight he could've kicked my ass easy i am a twig but my sheer ferocious moxie scared him.

One math teacher fucking hated this guy for being the "class clown" (read: calling everything gay and autistic as the height of comedy) so she sat us next to each other on purpose and actually gave me permission to kick him if he was being annoying.

This all came to a head on the day my best friend whom I'd had a secret crush on got rejected by HER crush, and she was crying. So to stop people from badgering her I made a distraction. I challenged my nemesis to a duel in the hallway in front of the chemistry rooms. The entire class could hear. Everybody focused on me over my crush trying to wipe her eyes around the corner.

I kept calling him a coward as he ran away from me (presumably out of fear, or because he knew that if he did fight me, he would win, but i would 100% kick him in the balls first). When the chemistry teacher arrived she made us apologize to each other and I no longer had permission to kick him publicly but the damage was done. I had a Reputation. I was Feared. I was the quiet nerd teacher's pet until anybody fucking looked at me wrong.

At the end of that school year, that entire clique decided to graduate early (which you can do, since minimum school attendance is 10yrs, and we were in 10th grade). So many students left and/or changed schools that the principal personally asked the rest of us if everything was okay. This was probably because they all had shit grades and wanted to go to an easier school, but I hated them and choose to believe my warfare efforts were also a cause for this.

#feli speaks #teacher's pet is an undefeated defensive position #i didnt suck up to teachers mind you. i just was quiet in class and did my work #and actually participated. i didnt do any extra shit i was just That Good In Class #and because the teachers KNEW i was good in class they let me do so much shit #i could draw or read or doze off. for two years i would wear headphones in class. and only one teacher stopped me.#because they knew. they Knew i was still listening #and of course because i was quiet and demure in class they would not believe i was being a shithead to bullies. so #yeah it was 100% a double standard and i received preferrential treatment because of my grades.#yeah i abused the shit out of it.#i just stopped doing homework bcuz i raised my hand so often that the teacher would Never surprise pick me for homework #they just trusted i did it and didnt check #and i was just that good at improvising shit #still am. lmao.

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curlyhairedprince · 1 month ago

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nick nelson is the head of the lesbians protection squad.

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paintedcrows · 2 months ago

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The Mystery Twins all grown up!! I love them so much. 13 forever, yet always older than me

#technically not finished but I wanted to post it while it was still their birthday!! (On the west coast at least. its 4am where i am 🫡)#fun fact that hatsune miku comic was meant to just be a bonus doodle to add onto this when I posted the finished version #but I posted it seperately so Id have posted SOMETHING on their birthday. I am now terrified by the note count lmaO #dipper pines #mabel pines #older mabel #older dipper #happy birthday dipper and mabel :3 #the mystery twins #adult mystery twins #gravity falls #fanart #fan art #gravity falls fanart

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clownsuu · 3 months ago

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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly #That’s it that’s the post LMAO #Gravity falls #Gravity falls stanley #stanley pines #Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh #Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny

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buttdumplin · 3 months ago

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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.

#tf 141 #is this explicitly poly? no. but it still is. sorry thems the rules #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #kyle garrick x reader #johnny mctavish x reader #john price x reader #don't look at this too closely or you'll see my issues #they're always out on display tho who am i kidding lmao #john price who has had enough of keeping everyone under control. including himself #john price who literally cannot stop himself when someone he loves is involved or in a vulnerable position #john price who doesn't want to fucking hold back

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swiftmitsu · 5 months ago

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i dunno about you guys,

but I don’t think they like Ink sneaking into their kitchen in the middle of the night

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biusxstuff · 1 year ago

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Has this been done yet?

#loki #lokius #mobius #slyvie #avatar the last airbender #meme #mine #it is actually fitting for the last scene lmao #avatar #gosh i am still so sad #loki series

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ink-the-artist · 5 months ago

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funky ceramic wizard staff + an update on how fucking LOUD the cicadas have gotten jesus christ

#like my ears are ringing when i go back inside lmao #my yard is full of cicadas its insane #u look up at the tree tops and theres cicadas absolutely everywhere its like biblical plagues waow #theres still some new ones emerging too #my dog is having a blast about it #i am too but for very different reasons #anyway #ceramics #wheel thrown pottery #(the bells are wheel thrown)#3d #sculpture

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dragon-spaghetti · 7 months ago

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Late night talks 💖

(Please click for better quality!!)

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ryllen · 2 months ago

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#enough heartbreak guys time to be happy #tho now that i think of it... it's really sad if that post was trey visiting restaurant jade works at while they never exactly be together #or trey is married to someone else; and when he got dementia even tho he didn't remember the wife he married anymore he still remembers jad #and was taken there to visit his restaurant again; or jade was called to deliver food to the aged care trey was at #augh...... also if anyone wants more clarification jade eating his own poison is implying he ended his own life #lmao what am i saying on this happy post let's get to tagging #twst #twisted wonderland #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart

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missmisnomer · 3 months ago

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The standard @drawfee experience ❤️

Saw that meme going around from Myszka on Twitter and knew that I had to render the gremlin crew. Original under the cut

#I haven't done any caricature work in a long time and I am unreasonably proud of how recognizable everyone looks here haha #reminder that this is still kinda a Drawfee blog too lmao #this was so fun to draw guys I think I enjoy making art again? been having a like 6 month streak this feels amazing #drawfee #drawfee show #drawfee fanart #jacob andrews #julia lepetit #nathan yaffe #karina farek #drawfee art #silly #meme #shitpost #dilfosaur #miss misnomer

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isjasz · 2 months ago

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🌕Total Eclipse🌑

Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @onawhimsicot

Assistance: @gingermaple @kunehokki @corvidaearts @/mybrotherjoso7

and THE AMAZING COVER by googly88fancy!!

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NO WAY HERE IT IS part 1 of MY TEAM'S COMIC!! FOR @hotguycomiczine !!!!! :D

I pour my blood sweat and tears into this one fr. HGCZ is the most insane project i've been in and I am so so proud of it <3 Big giant shoutout to everyone that ended up in my team, without any of you I couldn't have done it and ty for putting up with my shit HASHDSAEHEGLP. <333

If you haven't yet checked out the entire monster of this amazing zine, def do so here! 🏹

Part 2 will be posted tmr but if u dont want to left on a cliffhanger. pspsppspssps🪤

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