#still a piece of shit

[redlenai]

Bruh I just realized that Jimmy from Mouthwashing reminds me of my mom, judging only by the dialogues of the game so HEADCANON TIME LMAO

Some things are based from my mom but won't disclose which, behold I'm making him way more human and terrifying

Jimmy is a middle child

Has an older brother

Older brother and him are from his mom's previous marriage

She got pregnant with her first at 15, forced to get married, had him at 17, divorced and got with her current husband

Jimmy has two younger step-siblings, a younger brother and a baby sister

His step-father favors "his blood" more than treating all 4 equally, Jimmy still calls him "old man" or / "dad"

Was actually a really good student, began to sank due to lack of support and burnout

Had a habit of making friends with kleptos, junkies, and overall problematic people or that had it worse than him

Eventually, he became friends with Curly who was actually better than him in literally everything, at first he admired him and wanted to be like him, with time those feelings got sour

Very jealous and controlling of his partners, but will repress these feelings, softly victimize himself and would project these aspects on his partners

His low self steem makes him a coward and insecure at the point of needing reassurance even for things he wants to do himself, either studying or applying for a specific job

He could be given the most logical, quick, easiest solutions to any problem, yet he would ignore them 'cause he ain't tied to some depressed fuck to be ordered around (jokes on him, he is the depressed fuck)

Has suffered emotional and pyshical abuse as a kid, emotional neglect and even parentified.

Was kicked out of home at 17

Working since he was 12

Would demand a lot from people but would make excuses if he is the one that needs to get it together

Will only apologize for his mistakes if the other person brings it up around people and they all make fun of him

Broke an oven on a rage fit because the door wasn't closing

When he is in a good mood or in a good streak he is actually a very social and caring person

Loves Karaoke and parties, he is a happy drunk

Has a hard time empathizing with others, but when it finally clicks he is very supportive

Enjoys large groups of people but gets uncomfortable if there is only 3-4 people

Surprisingly, he is very naive with the group of friends he shares with Curly, at the point that he was taken advantage of, being financially or to help out with something. Has a hard time saying no to them

Doesn't know when someone is flirting with him, it clicks like 2-3 years later

Actually has lots of friends, but barely hangs out with them nor mixes his different groups of friends (His personality shifts a bit depending on the group)

Depending on who his favorite person is at the moment, his musical taste shifts and overfixates in certain musicians/bands

His relationship with his older brother is weird, they are good and all of a sudden they won't talk for almost 10 years

Secretly wants his family to actually care for him, despite being fully aware he is the scapegoat. Would rant for hours to Curly when he can't endure the favoritism.

Saw his bio father a handful of times through his life, knows he has more step-siblings around but has no relationship with any of them

Fell in love with a cop and moved far away to be with her, had to come back after she went paranoid thinking he was cheating on her and even pointed a gun at him. Swears he didn't cheat on her

Curly had to come save his ass several times from abusive partners

Has been robbed several times

He is a clean freak and if whoever that lives with him doesn't clean, he makes you feel as if the commitee of Cleaners is going to pay a visit and punish the two of you and ridicule him specifically

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them

[titenoute]

What once was one, then was two…

My entry for draw the princess contest.

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine

[daughter-of-sapph0]

who had "jkr goes full nazi" on their 2024 bingo cards?

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

ANTAGONIST FIDDLEFORD❗️⁉️❗️❗️💥💥💥 FUCK SHIT UP BABYGIRL, I BELIEVE WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS <33

30 years ago, during Ford and Bill's fallout; instead of threatening to steal Ford's eyeballs, Bill just goes ahead and steals Fiddleford's! Which then further leads to Fiddleford parting ways with Ford as his research assistant.

In my perfect world, where my AU is a 40-episode fully animated show; this episode would reveal the seemingly unsuspecting Old Man Mcgucket as the leader of a powerful secret cult of memory erasure. Mcgucket, believing Ford to still be under the influence of "the demon that stares," kidnaps him and attempts to "exorcise"/erase the so-called demon out of Ford's brain.

However, with the metal plate bolted into Ford's skull not only keeping out demons such as Bill, but also keeping them in; Bill is forced to instead take over Ford's body with nowhere else to go. Together with the twins who've come to rescue their Grunkle Ford, they frantically run from a hoard of cultists and their terrifying leader.

The twins discover that their Grunkle Ford's past goes much deeper than they had originally anticipated, and that their Uncle Bill isn't who they think he is....

[gordonfreemanspussy]

happy october :]

@scienceteamtober day 1: before the game

with lovely beautiful awesome forever character art by @winkreallyisntable goes CRAZY!!! full art below the cut.

[littlecrow4]

I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?

[ilynpilled]

george gets some shit sometimes about tyrion and jaime having a lot more redeemable qualities in juxtaposition with cersei but honestly one thing i really like about the way that cersei is written is that legitimately none of that negates her status as a victim of a system and misogynistic violence. it is just more interesting to me to think about the things her story touches on without the need to frame her as not an unequivocally bad person as if that is a requirement for her victimhood and for me to view these things as wrong and unjust so i like her specifically being characterized in such a way. i like her being on the significantly less grey side of the spectrum

[re-bee-key]

I'll be the one to say it

Buggy from the One Piece Live Action is the best depiction of a crazy murder clown theres ever been.

Hes hot. Hes sensitive and insecure. Hes genuinely kinda scary. He's a cringefail loser. Hes the funniest dumb bitch youll see.

Joker wishes he had what Buggy has

[wynsomeart]

more old sally face art :)

[that-jewish-bitch]

American leftist right now: oh no! Our counrty is full of people who want our rights taken away from us. We're under threat of attack. We only have each other

Jews: first time?

Jews: .....wait didn't YOU GUYS do the exact same thing to us?