#still a jerk tho

[gobald]

I mean, he has a point

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[q1ngqve]

I have a funny scenario I need to share, feel free to post as is: Riding Dr. Ratio but you just keep infodumping about the most random shit ever. Like Ratio's groaning and gripping your hips tight meanwhile you're out here spouting stuff about how a certain language evolved 🤓

Just good ol Ratio and his nerdass girlfriend

this is literally the reverse of that other ask where dr ratio is yapping 😭 we are all just yappers huh

you’re not even focused on riding him anymore, all you care about is yapping to him about this one thing you just researched on this morning, knowing full well he is interested in this topic too

but he is not listening! he’s gripping your hips so hard it’s gonna bruise later on, his dick twitching as he lifts you up before dropping you back down, fucking into you from below as he tried to block out your yammering

probably gives up after a while because you’re literally doing the uhm akshually ☝🏻🤓 face while you clench around him and it makes him break character and laugh out of nowhere

[sforzesco]

sometimes you draw guys drenched in gore and you have to balance it out with some real romcom style bullshit as a palette cleanser

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

[tacagen]

one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!

((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))

but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS

(and, well. whatever this classifies as)

[silvermoon424]

Wealth Shown to Scale

This visual walkthrough of just how disgustingly wealthy the 0.001% are blew my mind. Once you can actually start to visualize how much money a billion dollars is, you can fully grasp the fact that nobody can earn or deserve that much wealth.

[iwaasfairy]

Okay but imagine if it was incel nii-chan or uncle (i haven't gotten over that one yet) gojo. How worse would he be 😭

I genuinely genuinely had to hold off on immediately turning it into cest when I gOt thAT ASK KFNFJFJJFJF but since you’re giving me a platform!!

Absolutely!!! Satoru nii as an incel would work soooo well brrrbbrrrrrrrr he’s just like a nasty guy, he’s mean, he’s impatient— and worst of all he thinks you owe him the right of snuggling up on you even tho he’s sweaty and gross and stinks and kissing up on you n shit

Also he doesn’t like women all that much bc he wants them to immediately jump on him even when he’s not willing to put in the least bit of effort. He’s just forced to be around you, that’s the only reason why you even talk to him :/ and he has to go and make stupid shit comments about your body and if you don’t get a boyfriend soon half your eggs will already be dead and you should really just,,, settle already

Preferably with him

Only with him

[askblueandviolet]

Blue can you die(Not a threat) from old age? Or are you effectively immortal unless someone kills you? Violet, are you killable(Threat level debatable)?

[itspkuwu]

Gooseworx, you’re not slick.

We ALL know that deep down, Jax is the biggest, softest, most sensitive sap the internet will ever see. And he’s just been bottling up his emotions and uses cruelty as a way to not seem weak. And when the time comes, that bottle is gonna EXPLODE and he’s gonna cry like a lil baby bunny, and I CANNOT wait for it.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.

Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.

The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!

Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.

Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.

[pivsketch]

salazar doesnt hate basil per se, but he doesnt really like him that much either

[zzoupz]

Are you a proshipper?

what if the world was made of pudding

[rbvcdeluxe]

when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important

[milkbreadtoast]

This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)

[sealrock]

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