#still a jerk tho
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gobald · 5 months ago
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I mean, he has a point
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frodo-a-gogo · 10 months ago
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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afterartist · 14 days ago
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Caelus AU anyone 👀👀
N e ways
Uranus has always been my fave (sorry Earth, I love u too pookie) so I’m genuinely excited to see more content about him
Even if he is a dick to Neptune (,:
Bonus frames (:
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q1ngqve · 10 months ago
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I have a funny scenario I need to share, feel free to post as is: Riding Dr. Ratio but you just keep infodumping about the most random shit ever. Like Ratio's groaning and gripping your hips tight meanwhile you're out here spouting stuff about how a certain language evolved 🤓
Just good ol Ratio and his nerdass girlfriend
this is literally the reverse of that other ask where dr ratio is yapping 😭 we are all just yappers huh
you’re not even focused on riding him anymore, all you care about is yapping to him about this one thing you just researched on this morning, knowing full well he is interested in this topic too
but he is not listening! he’s gripping your hips so hard it’s gonna bruise later on, his dick twitching as he lifts you up before dropping you back down, fucking into you from below as he tried to block out your yammering
probably gives up after a while because you’re literally doing the uhm akshually ☝🏻🤓 face while you clench around him and it makes him break character and laugh out of nowhere
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sforzesco · 11 months ago
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sometimes you draw guys drenched in gore and you have to balance it out with some real romcom style bullshit as a palette cleanser
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app
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tacagen · 6 months ago
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
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((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
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but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
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(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
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#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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silvermoon424 · 1 year ago
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Wealth Shown to Scale
This visual walkthrough of just how disgustingly wealthy the 0.001% are blew my mind. Once you can actually start to visualize how much money a billion dollars is, you can fully grasp the fact that nobody can earn or deserve that much wealth.
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zzoupz · 8 months ago
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Are you a proshipper?
what if the world was made of pudding
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iwaasfairy · 9 months ago
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Okay but imagine if it was incel nii-chan or uncle (i haven't gotten over that one yet) gojo. How worse would he be 😭
I genuinely genuinely had to hold off on immediately turning it into cest when I gOt thAT ASK KFNFJFJJFJF but since you’re giving me a platform!!
Absolutely!!! Satoru nii as an incel would work soooo well brrrbbrrrrrrrr he’s just like a nasty guy, he’s mean, he’s impatient— and worst of all he thinks you owe him the right of snuggling up on you even tho he’s sweaty and gross and stinks and kissing up on you n shit
Also he doesn’t like women all that much bc he wants them to immediately jump on him even when he’s not willing to put in the least bit of effort. He’s just forced to be around you, that’s the only reason why you even talk to him :/ and he has to go and make stupid shit comments about your body and if you don’t get a boyfriend soon half your eggs will already be dead and you should really just,,, settle already
Preferably with him
Only with him
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askblueandviolet · 3 months ago
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Blue can you die(Not a threat) from old age? Or are you effectively immortal unless someone kills you? Violet, are you killable(Threat level debatable)?
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itspkuwu · 7 months ago
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Gooseworx, you’re not slick.
We ALL know that deep down, Jax is the biggest, softest, most sensitive sap the internet will ever see. And he’s just been bottling up his emotions and uses cruelty as a way to not seem weak. And when the time comes, that bottle is gonna EXPLODE and he’s gonna cry like a lil baby bunny, and I CANNOT wait for it.
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drenched-in-sunlight · 1 year ago
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I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.
Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.
The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!
Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.
Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.
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pivsketch · 3 months ago
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salazar doesnt hate basil per se, but he doesnt really like him that much either
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rbvcdeluxe · 7 months ago
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when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important
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milkbreadtoast · 1 year ago
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This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)
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loudn0isesart · 1 month ago
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Out of curiosity, how is SCAD treating you? I got accepted a few months back and will attend next year if all goes well
Congrarulations!!!! That's amazing like seriously I'm so happy for you!!
(Warning: im about to suck up to SCAD but i swear I'm not an advertisement, I just really love it here)
SCAD has honestly been incredible for me. I had really good test scores so I don't have to take any math or English courses so that's nice. This quarter my classes were almost all art related minus a speech course, but overall it's wonderful. There's only 3 classes a quarter, 3 quarters a year, and each quarter is 10 weeks with two 2.5 hour classes for each class each week. This means I'm only having about 2 classes a day for a total of 5 hours a day!! The schedules are super nice and in full honesty, I have not struggled at all with my course work yet. All of my professors are kind, understanding, forgiving, and fun!! All my work has been easy and it's just been a joy!! I seriously hope you have a ton of fun while you're here.
For the record, i speak for the Savannah campus when I say all of this. Idk how Atlanta or La Coste is lol.
Anyway, here's some examples of classwork I've done this quarter!!
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(And thats barely half of it lol)
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