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I mean, he has a point
#used#consumed and manufactered#still a jerk tho#I was also wondering...why caps? why bottle caps#does that mean that after money nuka cola is the most thing?#is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism?#all i know is i want some nukaaaa#and pizza#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#fallout thought
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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Caelus AU anyone 👀👀
N e ways
Uranus has always been my fave (sorry Earth, I love u too pookie) so I’m genuinely excited to see more content about him
Even if he is a dick to Neptune (,:
Bonus frames (:
#NEPTUNE SAVE UR COUSIN FOR THE LOVE OF#Turning this into an actual AU btw#still thinking of name ideas tho#currently going with Skymap#art#my art#solarballs#solarballs angst#human solarballs#solarballs planet x#solarballs uranus#human uranus#human planet x#solarballs Caelus#making that a tag#solarballs ice giants#fanart#uranus angst#uranus I love you but holy shit#stop being a jerk#I know ur insecure but please#talk to mercury or smthn it doesn’t need to be like this#Neptune please snap ur cousin out of this#cannot have the ice cousins fight#<- Is planning on that happening in the AU#skymap au#yeah I’m going with it eh#solarballs au#animation#animation meme
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I have a funny scenario I need to share, feel free to post as is: Riding Dr. Ratio but you just keep infodumping about the most random shit ever. Like Ratio's groaning and gripping your hips tight meanwhile you're out here spouting stuff about how a certain language evolved 🤓
Just good ol Ratio and his nerdass girlfriend
this is literally the reverse of that other ask where dr ratio is yapping 😭 we are all just yappers huh
you’re not even focused on riding him anymore, all you care about is yapping to him about this one thing you just researched on this morning, knowing full well he is interested in this topic too
but he is not listening! he’s gripping your hips so hard it’s gonna bruise later on, his dick twitching as he lifts you up before dropping you back down, fucking into you from below as he tried to block out your yammering
probably gives up after a while because you’re literally doing the uhm akshually ☝🏻🤓 face while you clench around him and it makes him break character and laugh out of nowhere
#he ends up jerking himself off in the shower while you stand there staring at him#still yapping tho#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT#THANK YOU FOR A GOOD LAUGH ANON#🀥 lan’s writings!#☃︎ anons!#hsr#honkai star rail#dr ratio#veritas ratio#dr ratio x reader#veritas ratio x reader
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sometimes you draw guys drenched in gore and you have to balance it out with some real romcom style bullshit as a palette cleanser
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app
#I have. two emergency first aid books open debating how much detail I want to put into this one scene lmao#I still prefer this to drawing columns in top down perspective. evil evil evil. unfortunately. dramatic and cool#also I’ve never done Pompey in color here before. I’ve drawn him in color on Twitter tho#specifically I’ve drawn Crassus jerking him off on Twitter but not on here#(claps hands) either way! in color! them! the motherfuckers who took over my life!#drawing tag#roman republic tag#tris homines
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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Wealth Shown to Scale
This visual walkthrough of just how disgustingly wealthy the 0.001% are blew my mind. Once you can actually start to visualize how much money a billion dollars is, you can fully grasp the fact that nobody can earn or deserve that much wealth.
#people will still bootlick and jerk off billionaires tho#I honestly can't fathom how ordinary people will defend the mega-rich#like they're not gonna fuck you bro#fuck capitalism#anti capitalism#anti billionaire#leftism#wealth redistribution
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Are you a proshipper?
what if the world was made of pudding
#sorry ive been asked this exact thing like 4 times and i answer it differently everytime#i dont CARE i dont CARE what people JERK IT TO but that lines up EXACTLY with the definition of proshipper so i fucking GUESS#where im from its called being normal. its internet etiquette to not seek out shit that piss you off. u dont have to care i promise#or call me a freak and block me for the both of us. curate your online experience <- thats also a proship ideal ewwww#unless this is one of those who thinks proship means darkship? in this case that still depends on your definition of darkship#going by mine - u still shouldnt be surprised when i have a fav ship like garyjohn. but no i dont think i like anything more fucked up#sorry i went in tangents but theres absolutely much more i wanna say. its 2:30 am rn and i dont trust myself enough tho.
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Okay but imagine if it was incel nii-chan or uncle (i haven't gotten over that one yet) gojo. How worse would he be 😭
I genuinely genuinely had to hold off on immediately turning it into cest when I gOt thAT ASK KFNFJFJJFJF but since you’re giving me a platform!!
Absolutely!!! Satoru nii as an incel would work soooo well brrrbbrrrrrrrr he’s just like a nasty guy, he’s mean, he’s impatient— and worst of all he thinks you owe him the right of snuggling up on you even tho he’s sweaty and gross and stinks and kissing up on you n shit
Also he doesn’t like women all that much bc he wants them to immediately jump on him even when he’s not willing to put in the least bit of effort. He’s just forced to be around you, that’s the only reason why you even talk to him :/ and he has to go and make stupid shit comments about your body and if you don’t get a boyfriend soon half your eggs will already be dead and you should really just,,, settle already
Preferably with him
Only with him
#uncle gojo would never be an incel#he’s too admirable sexy smart and charismatic#though I’d still love to see it and experience it#yes yes#incel toru nii is great tho Hed piss me off so much#sticking his hands under your shirt to fondle you n shit#cold sticky hands from jerking it liTERALLY NASTY GO WASH#tw.noncon#tw.incest#honey mail
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Blue can you die(Not a threat) from old age? Or are you effectively immortal unless someone kills you? Violet, are you killable(Threat level debatable)?
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#face painting!!!#I found it really funny how Macaque specifically agreed to go face painting because the painter was preparing to leave#like yes he is that kind of jerk and he embraces being a menace#he is mildly uncomfortable tho#anyways - Macaque can most certainly die. Mayor on the other hand? its ambiguous#because can you actually kill something that is already dead?#technically their soul has been returned so it's even more confusing if they can die or not#but even then there is reincarnation in the story - so - what even would you count as death? going to diyu?#Mayor has been to Diyu on two different occasions and they're still here
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Gooseworx, you’re not slick.
We ALL know that deep down, Jax is the biggest, softest, most sensitive sap the internet will ever see. And he’s just been bottling up his emotions and uses cruelty as a way to not seem weak. And when the time comes, that bottle is gonna EXPLODE and he’s gonna cry like a lil baby bunny, and I CANNOT wait for it.
#tadc jax#jax#the amazing digital circus#glitch productions#gooseworx#angst jax#the poor baby#for now he’s still a jerk tho
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I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.
Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.
The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!
Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.
Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.
#A POST COMPLAINING ABOUT COMIC? ON THIS BLOG?? AFTER 6 YEARS??#anyway#it’s so insane like I could actually go haha I know this trope i know these fucked up issues numbering I know how to skim through#an entire event I know how to make sense of these reading order like my comic nerd self is not dead it’s still there#this is all Hobie and MiIes’ fault I tell you#terrible terrible#but at least I get to pull out the i actually read the comics card if anyone ever lords over me about drawing fanarts of the movie#ha!#personal#genuinely think miles’ origin in the comic is so fucked up tho Aaron is a real piece of work there#and by that I mean a gaslighting horrible jerk#still dunno what’s worse being chased around by whole ass adults yelling he’s a mistake#or being in a middle of a civil WAR where again grown ass adults fighting OVER him and making his choice for him#wow dat was crazy#but Miles’ current writer is really good and I also enjoy reading him when he’s with the Champions#also b3ndis’ 2016 run is SO WEIRD like there are dialogues that just make you go#“yep a white man wrote this
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salazar doesnt hate basil per se, but he doesnt really like him that much either
#TAGCEN#this comic took me a year to finish...#sal just thinks basil is a huge jerk and doesnt understand why taggart is friends with him.#but admittedly basil has mellowed out over the years so sal tolerates him a lot more. they still have some casual friction tho
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when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important
#like. hey. the coffee jerk and barry swift are not the same person. please stop.#< that is literally the most insignificant shit ever and yet I go wild w it#even tho i dont correct people about i cuz its so unimportant lmao#the urge to correct em is still there tho#something kinda more lore important is when people think emma and paul are a robot and a clone in EVERY timeline. NO THEYRE NOT.#the autism kicks hard im sorry i dont make the rules that doesnt exist yeah sorry (im not sorry)#starkid#hatchetfield
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This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)
#twsb#when the third wheel strikes back#서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일#shitpost#mcdonald's meme#i am sure abt the main trio + fred + benjamin kdjfjd#cackles...#yeseo is like. he's a responsible type so he WOULD be in the top corner u know? ...if not for his appetite/love of food...#that alone drives him toward the bottom right corner...#(thats my reasoning for putting him in the middle tho kdjf like hes not as chaotic as christelle so i didnt want to put him all the way down#like he still has his responsible side... BUT. the appetite.... he's prob be the one driving them to mcdonalds in the end... nomnom#christelle was easy to sort of... and elisa would also be w her#and ced is like. yea hes a jerk and black coffee drinker but... hes not rly a prankster like his mom#he's more stoic... so he's bumped up higher than smack in the corner w fres#*fred#benjamin... p self explanatory#ganael... he'd feel guilty if he's doing smth hes not supposed to but in the end he's a kid and would be excited abt going to mcdonalds#plus he'd easily get swept up by the others#herve... srry i wasnt sure abt u but he seems more responsible than his bro so#puts him near the top#aurelie... def wanted her in the top category but not as much as benjamin#plus she has her playful side so... shifted to the right#o also wasnt sure abt alex but from the few things i know#he seems kindhearted and also willing to have fun#puts him near yeseo..
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Out of curiosity, how is SCAD treating you? I got accepted a few months back and will attend next year if all goes well
Congrarulations!!!! That's amazing like seriously I'm so happy for you!!
(Warning: im about to suck up to SCAD but i swear I'm not an advertisement, I just really love it here)
SCAD has honestly been incredible for me. I had really good test scores so I don't have to take any math or English courses so that's nice. This quarter my classes were almost all art related minus a speech course, but overall it's wonderful. There's only 3 classes a quarter, 3 quarters a year, and each quarter is 10 weeks with two 2.5 hour classes for each class each week. This means I'm only having about 2 classes a day for a total of 5 hours a day!! The schedules are super nice and in full honesty, I have not struggled at all with my course work yet. All of my professors are kind, understanding, forgiving, and fun!! All my work has been easy and it's just been a joy!! I seriously hope you have a ton of fun while you're here.
For the record, i speak for the Savannah campus when I say all of this. Idk how Atlanta or La Coste is lol.
Anyway, here's some examples of classwork I've done this quarter!!
(And thats barely half of it lol)
#my art#original art#illustration#scad student#scad#rambles#seriously tho#im not trying to like blow smoke or nothing#this school really is like my crush#i love it here#dont get me wrong#still had weird run ins with like weirdos or jerks#or the occasional unkind staff#but its like 1 in a krillion
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