#steveo headcanons

[jackasswhre]

Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner

This is kinda hard to explain

But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want

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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted

i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!

Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped

Johnny Knoxville

(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)

Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay

Like some motivational dad talk lmao

Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it

And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you

Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh

Orders takeout or makes food himself

Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you

Does anything you ask him to

In general he's really gentle about it

Steve-O

I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing

I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say

It also depends on what era it is

Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you

But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup

And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night

Drinking and laughing

Honestly maybe even crying

If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself

Lmao jk he's not that mean

He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon

Bam Margera

Now here's the deal with Bam

He totally and completely gets it and is there for you

But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out

If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion

He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark

If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate

Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk

In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do

Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can

If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him

You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking

Ryan Dunn

Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it

I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright

Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted

You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv

He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible

If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories

If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you

If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff

If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)

Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have

Chris Pontious

Lets get one thing straight

Chris is the funniest person on the planet

So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible

Whether that's while you're crying

Or when you guys are talking about other things

He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it

Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process

As long as you're laughing he's happy

He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things

I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice

Idk how to explain it

Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck

Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes

Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good

And he is still fully devoted to making you happy

Also please laugh at his jokes

Even if they're kinda bad

It'll boost his ego so much lmao

[babybammargera]

Jackass/CKY Masterlist

(Yes there is a lot of bam content but I write for the others and requests are open)

Bam

Home sweet home 

Brandon the brat

Nightmare slayer Margera

From best friend to girlfriend hc

Monster house

carving pumpkins Hc

Chores with menace bf Bam

Camp CKY

Finally

Highway to him

Things bf Bam does for the sole purpose of annoying you

Lazy days with boyfriend Bam

Smoking with Bam Hc

Bam tattoos (kinda smutty) Hc

Sleeping with/next to Bam

Bam reacting to you getting hurt while skating

Spending Halloween with Bam

Bf Bam Hc

Friends to lovers 

You're supposed to be rivals.

You're supposed to be rivals pt. 2

Jackass crewmember 

grunge chick hc

Doodles n Drives

The boys when you wear heavy makeup/do their makeup

The boys if you get hurt during a stunt hc

The boys on haunted attraction dates

Jackass stink

Jackass dreams

Part 7

Part 6

Part 5

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

CKY Crewmember

Bam and Dunn reacting to you crying over a boy

Ry and Bam being your besties during Viva La Bam

Growing up with Ryan and Bam hc

Picnic dates Ryan Raab Dico

Raab

Pranking Vito

First date jitters

Ryan Dunn

Trick or treat

Dating Dunn as Knoxvilles sister

Ryan teaching you how to drive stick

Halloween with best friend Ryan

Offroad adventures 

Dico

First date

Weekend away

Johnny Knoxville

Dating Knox but Bam and Ryan are your best friends

Sick days

Dating OG member 

Bf HC

Ehren 

Cky member dating Ehren

Knight with a dumb haircut.

When in Paris

Steveo

Cliff diving

Jeff Tremaine 

boyfriend Tremaine 

Bf hc

Party boy

Boyfriend Pontius

Let's party

Lifeguards on duty

Spike

he loves you

dating spike

Dating spike 3

Dave

ouch

[jackassbrainrot]

headcanon masterlist

the girlfriend series

bam + rockstar knoxville + cowgirl dunn + biker steveo + partygirl pontius + supermodel ehren + medic jess + jackass crew jimmy pop + cky girl

other

bombshell jackass member halloween bam cky slutty halloween costumes cky as subs

[downtownbunnybaby]

Johnny Knoxville x SNL Cast Member Headcanons

A/N: Ignore the fact the SNL cast and Jackass timeline is inaccurate. This is my fantasy, and if I want Bill Hader and Johnny Knoxville to interact...THEY WILL. This is the most self-indulgent thing I have ever written.

[Johnny Knoxville x G!N Reader]

Warnings: None. SFW.

Words: 601

The two of you hit it off instantly when he hosted Saturday Night Live. It was evident to everyone that he preferred your sketches, even pitching for you to be the second lead. Not caring that it was painfully obvious he was flirting with you. 

“So, I was thinking you and Bill can—” 

“Actually, can you be in it, doll?” 

After the week concludes, the two of you promise to stay in contact. You’re constantly talking over the phone and flying out to each other's cities. So it’s no surprise to your SNL friends and the Jackass guys when you announce you’re dating. 

During breaks, you fly down to LA, making several appearances in episodes of Jackass as a background character. Despite your longing to join in your boyfriend’s antics, Knoxville never allows you in the stunts. In fear of you getting injured. 

“Can’t have that pretty face of yours telling jokes with a bruised eye,” 

However, in the first Jackass, you finally appear in a stunt pranking your SNL family. 

“HI! I’m Y/N, and welcome to Studio 8H,” 

You and the Jackass group are running around, using shopping carts to crash into cast members’ offices. 

“Dave, why don't you leave a gift for Fred on his couch,” 

We all know Lorne Michaels wanted Knoxville to join the cast, so he doesn’t mind when Knox is around during the week or rehearsals. Or when you “accidentally” write sketches that are made for Johnny to be featured. 

“...So you don’t want Seth to play the character or Andy. So, who do you want to play them?”

“Well…there’s one person I have in mind,”

“It’s Johnny, isn’t it,”

“No—yes, it’s Johnny,” 

Both groups love your relationship. 

Your SNL family adores Johnny and has also hopped on the trend of writing sketches for him when he’s around or pritching stunts for him to feature in Jackass. 

“Y/N! Show Johnny this stunt I wrote for him,” 

“Will, this isn’t a stunt,” Scanning the script, you laugh at the proposal. “This is five pages of you and Knoxville going on a romantic date. I’m not going to let you steal my boyfriend." Snatching the script, Will mutters about knowing him first before storming into his office. Queue Jason Sudekis and Andy Samberg tossing their text seeing you reject Will Forte. 

The Jackass guys think you are the funniest person and constantly ask you to join their group. 

“Come on, Y/N, leave SNL and join us,” 

“No, Steveo, I would like to stay alive for my third season,” 

“Your loss,” He said, swallowing a goldfish. “You can replace Knoxville.” 

You convince Lorne to let Knoxville host again, and it’s the most-viewed episode of the season. The cast and writers write sketches that showcase not only you and Knox’s comedic chemistry but also romantic chemistry. 

Somehow the romantic date sketch Will wrote made it into the show. Of course, Will takes the opportunity to make you a waiter that gets obliterated by food and has to fall onto tables and chairs. Knox has one hell of a time pretending to be on a date with Will—occasionally breaking character from the insanity. 

In the green room, Johnny lets you know he only has eyes for you. The appreciation makes you late for your appearance on Weekend Update. 

Seth makes sure to comment on your shortness of breath and disheveled appearance. 

“You alright, Y/N? You seem to be out of breath,” 

“Long walk.”

“It’s five feet…and you rolled over.” 

Naturally, you and Johnny are infatuated with one another, despite being on opposite ends of the comedic spectrum. 

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A/N: this is such a niche, and I'm probably the only person benefiting from these headcanons.

[frothingatthemaw]

steveo 2 3 12 ^_^

MY BABY!!!!! thank you for asking about him, we know how much i adore my boy 💙💙 (<- he is very blue heart emoji to me…. i feel like 40 or 50 year old stevo would use the blue heart emoji)

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

honestly simply how full of love he is? is this cringe of me to say? probably! but it’s true. he couldn’t even fool himself that his “heart is the size of a pea.” i dunno… he’s just full of love, is he not?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

THAT HE BECAME A LAWYER!!!!!!! his ass would not fucking do that. AND HE WOULD FUCKING NOT MARRY BRANDY!!!!!!! his ass did not and would not EVER marry her!!!!!!!!! <- drives me nuts

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

ARO STEVO TO THE MOON BABY!!!!!! 🚀 and also bpd. i’ve talked about these both before but yeah. aro bpd stevo is real as fuck to me. and also the whole high school counselor thing, but that’s like. half canon as matthew lillard had that cut from another movie so? it’s half au and half true. so it’s true as the sky is blue to me ❤️

[ask game]

[knoxvilleforever]

Jackass x Celebrity Reader Headcanons

request: Afab celeb reader making an appearance on jackass and the how the boys try to make a move?

johnny knoxville:

'thanks for coming today, doll.'

secretly blushes at every interaction you have with him

you appear on jackass to help introduce a stunt

and johnny feels serious pressure to impress you

if it's something not so painful then hearing your quiet giggles is like music to his ears

but if it's a little more serious you're making his heart skip a beat by the concern on your face

decided from the moment he saw you he has to ask you out

spends all day working up to it and is more nervous for that than his actual stunts

'... wait, this isn't some kind of prank on me, right?'

part of him wanted to chuckle at your apprehension

but he was more concerned about making sure you knew he was 100% serious about you

bam margera:

wants. your. attention.

will do just about anything for you to talk to him, watch him, laugh with him

turns it into a competition with the other guys to spend the most time with you

the competition exists entirely in his head and no one else is aware

'hey y/n watch this!'

will absolutely follow you around like a puppy

and lucky for him you think it's real cute

he almost falls through the floor when you ask him to show you how to skate

and brags to the others how you only asked him

if he sees you talking to anyone else he'll do anything to remind you he's there

which is how he ended up splayed across the floor after skating straight off the roof of the building you were filming in

thinks he's died and gone to heaven when he opens his eyes and finds you fussing over him

manages to slur out 'would you maybe wanna go on a date?'

if you weren't so worried you would have laughed more

'you really didn't have to jump off the roof to get me to agree to go out with you, bam.'

chris pontius:

he's down bad as soon as he hears you laughing over his hilarious one liners

you can barely get through the introduction to the stunt because you can't stop laughing

he's a big flirt

and will tease you any chance he can get

'woah y/n i thought you were meant to be the professional here!'

'i can't look at you if you want me to get through this without laughing.'

'wow... harsh.'

'i meant it in a good way!'

as soon as you hear his deep laugh you know he's kidding

begs jeff to let him be apart of any stunts you're involved in

'i have some great ideas for this one jeff!'

'you just want to make y/n laugh.'

'...maybe.'

eventually uses one of his intros to ask you out

'i'm chris pontius, and i was wondering if you'd have dinner with me tonight?'

ryan dunn:

he was happy to just befriend you when you first met

slowly realised he liked you. like, really liked you

cue bam, 'yeah no shit dude.'

tries to be more attentive when you're around

'you need anything y/n?'

'which bits are you filming today?'

but also enjoys the mundane conversations with you whilst you're killing time on set

more chilled about asking you out than the other guys

will just slip it into conversation quietly and confidently

'big plans tonight?'

'oh yeah, hot date with my bed and tv.'

'well i'm free to grab a bite or a drink, if you'd like the company.'

his casualness makes you grin

'ryan dunn are you asking me on a date?'

'i guess it's your lucky day.'

but that doesn't mean he didn't have to work himself up to it

was unnecessarily intimidated by you despite knowing you're a total sweetheart

cue bam, again 'just do it dude!’

steve o:

you are the biggest distraction for steve o 

as soon as he knows you’re on set his main priority is to flirt with you 

if he’s not physically in a stunt he’ll be found talking to you 

about anything and everything 

‘so what’s it like to be famous?’ 

you can’t help but laugh at his ridiculous questions 

‘what’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up in someone else’s body? i think i’d-’ 

‘i don’t think i need you to tell me your answer to that, steve o.’

when it comes to him doing his stunts for the day he has everyone on set make sure you see 

will go extra hard so he can impress you 

which is absolutely terrifying for you to see 

when it comes to it i feel like he’ll use an old pick up line 

because if he makes you laugh he’s certain you’ll want to go out with him 

spends all day thinking of the absolute worst pick up line he’s ever heard 

...and somehow manages to get it wrong 

‘hey y/n! did you fall from heaven? ‘cause you’re the only ten i- wait, no-’ 

you can barely speak from laughing so hard 

i’m talking tears streaming down your face 

so instead you respond by pulling him into a hug 

‘if that was you asking me out, then how could i possibly say no?’ 

[starg1rlblog]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ bimbo!jackass member? my fucking favorite. we love a high maintenance girlie who isn’t afraid of a lil blood

[ilovejknoxville]

Knoxville brainrot tonight is the feverish thought of knoxville using nicknames like "sugar" "doll" "darlin" "sweetgirl" and "honey" thank you

[juicypassionfruit]

can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe

Mornings with Steve-O

A/n: OFC !

Warnings: none :)

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting

first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise

don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO

Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in

Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)

DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH

Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up

When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face

probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up

if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently

if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder

making small talk bc he’s still waking up

“how’d you sleep?”

“Good. You?”

Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today

When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can

LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv

Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do

When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible

he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him

(still tries to impress you)

“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”

he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them

in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way

he’s a sweetheart fr

and id spend mornings with him any day

[riotcontrolmargera]

Bam in a skirt with make up. And then after a long night, the make up is disheveled and he looks like a pretty whore

pretty mess - bam margera drabble

𓆩♡𓆪 you're so right for this, anon.

he came to you wearing a skirt with nothing underneath it and his face was all made up with make-up, making him look like the prettiest whore that you had ever god damn seen in your life... as pretty as he was, you couldn't help but think about how pretty he would look after you ruined it all.

and now, as you came back from the bathroom, you stopped and looked over at your pretty little boyfriend that was sprawled out on the bed - looking at the absolute masterpiece that you managed to create in your extremely hot and intense session with bam...

his makeup was completely ruined and dishevelled - the deep red lipstick that he was wearing was smudged to shit, spreading out all over his mouth area and some even ending up on his cheek. mascara and eyeliner ran down his cheeks due to a mixture of sweat and tears, leaving the prettiest black streaks... you always thought that he looked pretty after sex but this was a whole new level.

his skirt sat crooked on his frame, exposing much more of the left side of his body than the right. you could see his legs still tremble slightly. you placed the items you brought in from the bathroom on the bedside table, grabbing a camcorder from the dresser. you strolled over to him, sitting on the bed besides where he was laying. he turned his head as you flicked open the screen of the camcorder, hitting record.

his expression quickly came to resemble deer in headlights as he saw the camcorder in your hand. "why are you recording me?" he asked with a slight whine to his voice as a smile came across your lips. "because it'll last forever, bam bam-" you muse and move your hand to cup his jaw, your thumb brushing over his lips. he pressed a kiss to it before taking the tip into his mouth and sucking on it.

you couldn't help but chuckle softly, "and you were acting like you didn't want to be on camera, now you're showing off." you hummed, feeling his tongue flick over your thumb. his big blue eyes looked up at you and past the camera. "maybe, i should show this off to all your friends, so they can see how slutty their friend is..." you asked him as you removed your thumb from his mouth and gently caressed his cheek with it. "let them see how pretty you look after you've been fucked?" you tempted, knowing that you were just teasing him after all.

he looked up at you with those big blue eyes, an idea behind them, "-i think that they'd rather see how good you fuck me." he mumbled. you chuckled, grabbing his chin in your hand. "are you sure you can handle it, baby boy?" you teased, seeing how fucked out he already looks. he nodded his head quickly, perking up a little. "please... please, i swear i can handle it." he reassured in such a begging tone.

you checked the cameras battery which was on full before sliding off the bed to go and set up the camera. you placed it on the dressing table, which had the best view of the bed - adjusting the position a couple times before you were satisfied. you looked into the camera with a devilish smile before walking back over to the queen sized bed.

you climbed onto the bed and over your pretty little boyfriend, pulling him up to meet you in an intense and heated kiss. his hands coming to your ass while yours went to his curls, his lips parted as you tugged on his hair but you pulled back from the kiss. "let's show them how much of a good little whore you can be"

p.s sorry for smut baiting yall-

[fanficsandfluff]

Jackass Cast as Lers (HCs)

Big thanks to @hotshot624 for reaching out and showing their support for the jackass fellas in the tickle community! So lovely to hear from other fans!

These are general tickle hcs about the guys, but to make my writing easier for myself I use a "you" pronoun a whole lot instead of the third person "person" or "someone" bc that doesn't flow as easily for me. So while I say "you," I don't necessarily mean YOU the reader..... but hey, if it helps bring the fantasy to life! then by all means! it's you!

Johnny Knoxville

This man is the ring leader and he for sure knows how to tickle somebody

Is the type of ler to wiggle his fingers at his lee

He takes great pleasure in tickling someone because to him it's yet another bit he can use against them

And we know how dedicated he is to his pranks so once he finds out you're ticklish.... he won't stop

He'll become a full-on nuisance

Any chance he gets, he'll be on you and tickle the shit out of you

Loves referring to himself as 'daddy' and will definitely incorporate that into his teases

Because yes Knoxville will verbally tease you

But he'll also be the kind of ler to laugh with you and cackle when you cackle

In terms of how he tickles, he can be rough

There is very little light, fun tickles once Knoxville has you on his radar

He'll go for the pin and look to get your worst spots as soon as possible

Steve O

Steve O will be amongst the first of the guys to laugh when he finds out you're ticklish

He truly does think it's kind of cute

He never usually got involved in tickle fights amongst the guys; he prefers watching

But he can tickle when he needs to, don't get me wrong

Steve O does use revenge tickles as an option if he gets got, and they're usually aimed at Knoxville

He gives pokes readily, just to see his lee jump

It takes a lot to get him to really go after a lee

Once he's got you, his hands move around like lightning, getting to every spot he can in as little time as possible

Chris Pontius

Chris is already a human puppy dog so his playfulness is off the charts

(His dumb little laugh that he does always KILLS me when I go back and watch the Jackass films so you bet your ass I'm including it in these headcanons)

The minute he finds out you're ticklish, there's a lightbulb going off in his head

His eyes get a little wider and a grin spreads across his face

It's fun new territory that he's very willing to explore

You can tell when he's planning to tickle someone because he laughs that goofy laugh of his and then he's going for the chase

Chris loves teasing, and he's the kind of guy to use sillier tickles

He'll deadpan his voice, growl, ask questions, you name it and he's teasing it while tickling

Definitely uses his beard for tickles, how can I ever leave out the beard

And to go along with beard tickles, he's big on giving raspberries

If his lee is responding really great to the tickles, he'll eventually stop just bc he's making himself laugh too hard to focus or continue

Bam Margera

(Oh boy this one is a soft spot for me)

(I've loved Bam from the first time I saw him in the first Jackass)

(And I know he has his demons and I was heartbroken to hear what went down on the set of the new Jackass Forever with him)

(Still, I know there's so much good in him and he's so great in the movies)

Without further ado...

Bam is mischief personified

The looks he'd get on camera when he'd purposely look thru the lens or make a stupid voice to introduce the bits, you can tell he just loves being on Jackass and messing with people

I've always seen Bam more as a lee than a ler so this is rough for me to not include anything of him being tickled

Bam will make fun of you for being ticklish

He's a bit of a dick about it

He will try and tickle you any chance he gets once the word gets out

Loves starting tickle fights with the guys, with anyone

Will try to put you in prank situations where the goal is to get you tickled

Bam tickles hard

Like he might leave you with bruises on your ribs from pressing so hard

Maybe isn't the best at boundaries or knowing when to stop, but after he's reminded of how upset he'd be on the pranks with snakes involved, he turns his attitude around

Starts real fights with punching and wrestling that turns into tickle fights to show that there's no animosity

Ryan Dunn (RIP)

(Honorable mention because hand to God truth, Ryan is my favorite)

(I still use "is" because whenever I rewatch the movies, anything he says or does is on the top of the list of making me laugh. He has some of the funniest quips and I can tell he was probably among the smartest of the guys, or at least among the quickest. He's adorable and playful and I love him. These hcs are done in all respect of my favorite Jackass member)

Ryan's giggle and wheezy laugh are enough to make anyone laugh with him

He loves tickling people and getting involved in tickle fights, which Bam usually starts

Ryan is a big side-grabber

Like will go behind someone, grab their sides with both hands in a firm grip, and squeeze away for as long as he can before the person runs away

Definitely sarcastic and dry when he teases, but also teases lovingly

Another one with a beard like Pontius that I know he uses for evil

Does quick tickle attacks but checks to make sure his lee is okay before he goes right back in for another round

Enjoys being a part of gang-up tickles

Alright! That's all I got so far, folks!

If you want to see hcs for Ehren, Dave, Preston, or Wee-Man, let me know! The guys I chose for this hc list are among the easiest for me to think about when it comes to tickling, but I'm sure if the demand was there, I could make another list of the rest of the guys. Hope you enjoyed!

[hesymbolized]

i’m also slowly developing a headcanon about smol baby steve, like five year old steve, getting tricked with candy into helping a neighbor and his gang break into a bureau of prohibition warehouse to steal a rival gang’s booze by getting the tiny little kid through a tiny little window so he could open the door for them while sarah was at work and bucky finding out about it afterwards and absolutely losing his mind.

[babybammargera]

Cliff diving

Best friend Steveo gn reader (my sisters fav)

You've been living with Steve in the small gross apartment for a few months now, unsurprisingly every day of it has been it's own adventure. Today you had been shaken awake by your best friend for a skate session and now the two of you are on the couch eating pizza and passing the bong back and forth while he rambles on about his favorite stunts so far, "Hey dude what's something you've always wanted to do?" You shrug thinking for a moment, "I wanna go cliff diving together, if you can handle the heights." He props his feet up onto the cluttered coffee table, "fuck it I'm in." You look at him mouth still full of the cheap pizza, "you'll do it?" He nods taking a sip of your sprite, "yeah sure why not, we can go today. Not like we have anything better to do." After you both change into suitable and possibly clean clothes you get in your car and make your way to the spot. A few teenagers are there with the same idea and you observe as they complete the task and climb back up one by one. You look at your best friend, "you ready bro?" He smiles actually looking excited to finally be experiencing this with you, "yeah dude it's about time I actually do it with you instead of just watching." At the count of 3 the two of you sprint to the edge and jump, both yelling upon contact with the cold ocean water. He swims to you and pulls you into a hug as the teenagers cheer, "that was gnarly dude I can see why you like this." When you start climbing back up you smile again, "I'm gonna do a backflip." He high-fives you hyped to see his best friend show off in front of some kids. True to your word you make the jump again and manage to pull off a double backflip, Steve opted for a single front flip which you were proud of considering it was only his second time jumping. "Hell yeah O you're a total badass, I didn't expect that." It warms your heart to see how quickly he got comfortable doing things like this with you. Once back at the top the two of you sit down on a beach towel, "we should do this more often dude! Wanna come back next weekend?" You look over your sunglasses, "Sounds like a plan bro man dude." The two of you crack into laughter and decide to head back for food the morning munchies kicking in. You grin watching him drive back, "thanks Steve this has been a really rad day."

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chris pontius headcanons bc he’s my golden retriever boyfriend

- makes you help him prank people. all the time

- people being steveo

- you traveled w wildboyz & now you have photo albums of you guys posed with monkeys in india, elephants in africa etc etc

- you were in a couple episodes, mostly as the Staple Woman but you did some bits of course

- he loves watching you in front of the camera

- loves to listen to you talk

- abt anything

- you could be making work calls and he’s like. dumb and lovingly stare at you

- hand over the speaker like “chris you’re creeping me out”

- “but you’re so pretty :(“

- skate sessions 24/7

- aka him showing off

- “look look ! y/n did you SEE that!!!”

- plays you songs on his guitar all the time

- mostly just sing songy narrations of what you’re doing

- he thinks you’re the funniest. like genuinely

- cuddling with him is the best ON GOD

- movie nights as an excuse to kiss and cuddle you

- gives jackets away like candy

- because he likes seeing you in his stuff

- you’re the reason he’s shirtless all the time

- because he wants you to see him shirtless and because you always steal his shirts

- absolute sweetheart but loves to tease you

- you’re the butt of the joke (lovingly)

- all he wants to do is make you laugh

- like if he can make you smile day = made

- road trips! all the time!

- loves to go on drives with you

- he enjoys your guy’s one on one time sm

- overall sweetest guy ever just absolutely boyfriend material !!!

[mattdillon-enthusiast]

Aussie Two-Bit Headcanons

Warning: Swearing/Cursing idk

-man is such a fucking bogan

-his theme song is down under by men at work and he will scream the lyrics.

-he is from south-east melbourne, most likely cranbourne.

-he loves football. not talking american or european football. i’m talking aussie rules. he doesn’t have a specific team he goes for, each year he will pick a random team to support.

-before moving to tulsa, back in aus his nickname was kazza.

-he complains about how christmas is so damn cold in tulsa. he will rant on about how christmas is supposed to be spent outside with the fam, old man on the barbecue.

-one time steve jokingly said “throw a shrimp on the barbie”. two doesn’t get mad often but he went on a big fucking rant about it.

-he calls “flip flops” thongs. as he should why do y’all call them them flip flops

-he LOVES kmart. the first time he went to an american kmart he cried.

-he doesn’t celebrate invasion day (australia day jan 26th).

-“YEAHHHHH THE BOYSSSSS” i’m not going to try and explain this… if you know you know i guess

-he teaches the gang australian slang. it’s literally the best shit ever.

-speaking of aussie slang “this arvo i’m heading down to the servo to see steveo and soft drink probably grab a few durries”

-he calls soda soft drink cause for people that don’t know aussies call soda/pop/whatever people call it soft drink

-the amount of times two has asked someone to “cuck him a coldie” and he’s received confused looks instead of said coldie has been rather disappointing.

honestly i might do more of these in the future. i love two-bit being an australian headcanons.