#step on it

[stone-cold-groove]

Just step on the gas...

[p-artsypants]

Something something poetic about Dick Grayson falling in love with a woman that can fly and never fall to her death like his parents. Something something poetic about how he's an acrobat and they can fly together.

[invasiverat]

★Part 3★

Posting Drawings That I refuse To Finish, But I Attempt To Crop Out The Unfinished Parts:

I'm not giving this one a fancy title, I legitimately believe this thing is cursed.

It's been 2 months.

2 months since I started this drawing.

it only took that long because every time I attempted to finish this, something really bad would come up, and then I had to put it on the back burner. I knew what I wanted when I first started this piece. I had it all figured out and everything.

Unfortunately, we're 2 months in and I don't know what the hell to do with this anymore.

I did NOT spend two months on this, just for it to look like complete ass.

I'm posting this, without the BG, or the Frame or ANY of the other things that were in the original. I didn't even crop it, there wasn't anything to crop. if anyone wants to take this drawing and make it better, you have my permission. in fact, tag me if you do so, I would love to see this drawing(trash) put to use. just be warned, I really believe this art piece is some kinda negativity magnet, There's about a 60-40 chance you'll receive some kind of bad luck.

All I know is, I can't take it anymore - I'm done with this drawing.

I feel like that video of the grey kitten that's writhing around and screaming.

[chmisgod]

Some old-but-new tidbits I find interesting about Hamster

“In a sense, I was always around live music. My parents are folk singers. And we used to sing in a little band together. Later, I was in bands with my brothers too. We would gig every week in pubs and clubs. But the first proper gig I went to was B.B. King. It was the first time I’d seen a music god come out on stage. It was dazzling.”

And

“I’m not, by nature… I don’t want to be loud. I learned to be because I’m small and my job rewarded it, but it’s not how and who I am. I’d far rather just drift through – and that’s kind of what the song’s about. And I would offer that at my funeral, because I want my wife and my daughters to hear that I’m content. I’m happy. I’m just a breeze. I came along, existed and carried on. I’m happy to leave on that.”

X

[ad-hawkeye]

You.

[i-like-forcefem]

No you don’t get it!

If you take one apart following the proper steps it’ll be the *best* thing we’ll get out of this entire dungeon delve!

It’s really simple: just trust me and step on that pressure plate right there!

Normally the room would fill with gender changing gas

But I’ve got a plan, and trust me, this might very well be the best thing we’ll do in our entire dungeon delving careers

Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[lesbian-moon-gf]

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

[yubriamakesart]

i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:

[art-lover-genderhater]

THOSE LEGS OH MY GOD.

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[gallusrostromegalus]

I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"