#step on it
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stone-cold-groove · 5 months ago
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Just step on the gas...
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p-artsypants · 1 year ago
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Something something poetic about Dick Grayson falling in love with a woman that can fly and never fall to her death like his parents. Something something poetic about how he's an acrobat and they can fly together.
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invasiverat · 5 months ago
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★Part 3★
Posting Drawings That I refuse To Finish, But I Attempt To Crop Out The Unfinished Parts:
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I'm not giving this one a fancy title, I legitimately believe this thing is cursed.
It's been 2 months.
2 months since I started this drawing.
it only took that long because every time I attempted to finish this, something really bad would come up, and then I had to put it on the back burner. I knew what I wanted when I first started this piece. I had it all figured out and everything.
Unfortunately, we're 2 months in and I don't know what the hell to do with this anymore.
I did NOT spend two months on this, just for it to look like complete ass.
I'm posting this, without the BG, or the Frame or ANY of the other things that were in the original. I didn't even crop it, there wasn't anything to crop. if anyone wants to take this drawing and make it better, you have my permission. in fact, tag me if you do so, I would love to see this drawing(trash) put to use. just be warned, I really believe this art piece is some kinda negativity magnet, There's about a 60-40 chance you'll receive some kind of bad luck.
All I know is, I can't take it anymore - I'm done with this drawing.
I feel like that video of the grey kitten that's writhing around and screaming.
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chmisgod · 6 months ago
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Some old-but-new tidbits I find interesting about Hamster
“In a sense, I was always around live music. My parents are folk singers. And we used to sing in a little band together. Later, I was in bands with my brothers too. We would gig every week in pubs and clubs. But the first proper gig I went to was B.B. King. It was the first time I’d seen a music god come out on stage. It was dazzling.”
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“I’m not, by nature… I don’t want to be loud. I learned to be because I’m small and my job rewarded it, but it’s not how and who I am. I’d far rather just drift through – and that’s kind of what the song’s about. And I would offer that at my funeral, because I want my wife and my daughters to hear that I’m content. I’m happy. I’m just a breeze. I came along, existed and carried on. I’m happy to leave on that.”
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ad-hawkeye · 9 months ago
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You.
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sonofshermy · 4 months ago
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i-like-forcefem · 6 months ago
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No you don’t get it!
If you take one apart following the proper steps it’ll be the *best* thing we’ll get out of this entire dungeon delve!
It’s really simple: just trust me and step on that pressure plate right there!
Normally the room would fill with gender changing gas
But I’ve got a plan, and trust me, this might very well be the best thing we’ll do in our entire dungeon delving careers
Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...
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verifiablebot · 3 months ago
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'
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oh.
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ohhhhhhhhh no
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monsieurenjlolras · 8 months ago
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
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lesbian-moon-gf · 7 months ago
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surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.
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art-lover-genderhater · 1 year ago
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THOSE LEGS OH MY GOD.
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yubriamakesart · 1 year ago
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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:
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purpleminte · 1 year ago
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God sending his silliest soldier:
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beyourghost · 29 days ago
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and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
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gallusrostromegalus · 5 months ago
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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
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