#step 4: profit

[ukiyoebirds]

Megatron has him so fooled, guys. Trust me, there’s no way Orion will ever find out.

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Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167, my partner in crime and comedy. (I think we’re funny).

[pharawee]

The basic practice includes embracing their waist and whispering into their ear.

—KIDNAP THE SERIES · Episode 02

[luna-the-cretar]

If I had a nickel for every time I��ve fallen in love with a Magic user from a D&D universe whose main color scheme was purple and also had an affiliation with stars/the night, I’d have…3 nickels, actually, which isn’t a lot, but…it’s obvious I have a type

[vickysaurus]

"I know you must be confused. The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all! And now that I have led you to my nest, I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!"

"He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?"

"I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. Hard not to admire the tenacity though."

"Good entrance, but that outfit? Ha!"

"Look at his little shoes!"

"Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before, but the response should be, "Aa! No! Spare us!""

Eda: "Ah, sure. Spare us."

Lilith: "Woe to us whose fates are sealed."

[mixmangosmangoverse]

What if I start talking about Hazbin Hotel, huh? What would you do then??

[r0d30-brqt]

theyre a married couple looking for a third and they found one! :D (by picking them up off the streets)

mridula (they/them) belongs to @basedkalim

[entropificiationer]

step 1: develop hyperfixation on coding with R

step 2: ??!!??!? (for three weeks straight)

step 3: fully interactive LCARS inspired website that does CGM analysis for the minuscule audience of diabetic star trek nerds

[la-principessa-nuova]

i want to kiss someone on new years next year. i’ve never had anyone to do it with before because i’ve always spent new year’s eve either with my family or alone.

originally when i had this thought on new years this year, i had someone specific in mind, but honestly even if it’s just with a friend who also has no one to kiss on new years i still want to do it.

i mean it’s a lot for me to get comfortable with in a year, but i like it as a goal.

worst case scenario if i fail completely i spend new years crying on my couch wishing i’d made more progress this year, and that’s just what i did last year, so honestly it can only get better from here

[burning-sol]

@staff SPEND RESOURCES ON ACCESSIBILITY

and if you don't let me put the same shitty post on a followers dash like 50 times i swear to all that cannot be cited in the bible--

[scumtrout]

This explains everything, thank you.

Sometimes when I'm between wakefulness and sleep, I hear BEAUTIFUL MUSIC and have ASTOUNDING REVELATIONS... And then I forget about 95% of it and it pisses me the fuck off.

Last night I dreamt I was shown how to fold time and space but I was too dumb to understand it. I will never make it as a Spacing Guild Navigator. :(

[gourdgon]

Kiss it make better? 🪓🦷

[romanceyourdemons]

obsessed with yu ai. world’s most soggypathetic schemer. he ruins shen qiao’s whole life on purpose, and shen qiao is like okay i recognize i’ve been had but for the love of god tell me you aren’t scheming what i think you’re scheming because if so that’s a terrible plan and it’s going to fail so badly. and yu ai is like nooooo i’ve got wheels within wheels bro i have plans you know not of!!! and then it turns out he straight up doesn’t and his whole scheme immediately fails

[dabruzzy]

So I read in an interview with Sofia Alexander that there was gonna be a timeskip of 3 years in season 2 and that Izel would become a full-fledged warrior and the emperor's bodyguard. We all agree that's a trap, right? Even after 3 years of training I doubt he'd be the most qualified for the job, not to mention that he's a beacon for monsters and Sofia implied that his father committed treason, so why would they choose him? Tezcatlipoca is definitely behind this, we saw him talking to the emperor about Izel at the end of the season after all. Now I'm not sure what he's planning to gain from this or why it would take him so long to destroy humanity. My guess is that he went "killing everyone isn't enough I need to make that kid suffer as much as possible for defying me"

[butchlifeguard]

they honestly fumbled what could have been the easiest political stunt in history

[anak1n]

fujo gf who gets w a celebrity so she can better critique the rpf she reads of him and his costars

[superbeans89]

You have my attention