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ukiyoebirds · 12 days ago

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Megatron has him so fooled, guys. Trust me, there’s no way Orion will ever find out.

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Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167, my partner in crime and comedy. (I think we’re funny).

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pharawee · 2 months ago

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The basic practice includes embracing their waist and whispering into their ear.

—KIDNAP THE SERIES · Episode 02

#kidnap the series #kidnap gmmtv #ohm pawat #leng thanaphon #ohmleng #min x q #kidnapedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits.#step 1: kidnap a guy #step 2: hugs & cuddles #step 3: ?? ???#step 4: profit

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vickysaurus · 1 year ago

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"I know you must be confused. The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all! And now that I have led you to my nest, I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!"

"He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?"

"I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. Hard not to admire the tenacity though."

"Good entrance, but that outfit? Ha!"

"Look at his little shoes!"

"Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before, but the response should be, "Aa! No! Spare us!""

Eda: "Ah, sure. Spare us."

Lilith: "Woe to us whose fates are sealed."

#lilith clawthorne #eda clawthorne #the owl house #owl house rewatch #toh #step 1: lure the two most powerful witches in the boiling isles to a secluded place #step 2: confront the two most powerful witches in the boiling isles without backup (make sure to monologue first so they're not surprised)#step 3: ???#step 4: profit

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mixmangosmangoverse · 9 months ago

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What if I start talking about Hazbin Hotel, huh? What would you do then??

#how to scare people off my blog #step 1: be israeli #step 2: be cringe #step 3: ????#step 4: profit #mango rambles #personal fruits

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r0d30-brqt · 1 year ago

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theyre a married couple looking for a third and they found one! :D (by picking them up off the streets)

mridula (they/them) belongs to @basedkalim

#twisted wonderland #mirror #vil #d.art #d.oc #this au is sooo something #they have an unofficial third who is rook but hes just like #freeloading i think #honestly idk what hes up to i just wanted him to be another annoyance for mri #how to get urself 3 partners #step 1: be cute #step 2: get Taken #step 3: ?????#step 4: profit

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iobartach · 2 months ago

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i want to 🤝 the hand of any muse that's able to detect / sense that there's something a liiiitle bit off about miguel 👀 that he isn't your standard, run-of-the-mill, stumbled-into-his-powers-by-chance kind of empowered guy. no-noooo, there was a certain amount of consideration put into this spider freak's creation, and in this house, we're not gonna shy away from the horrors inherent in that reality👍

#ramblings #wishlist #mig pov; step 1.) ; get yourself a jealous college #step 2.) ; have that same jealous college attempt to kill you by fucking up the dna recombination sequence you'd set #step 3.) ; ????#step 4 .) ; profit!

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nav-ix · 2 years ago

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breaking news: recently-dead saddest girl in the world is daughter of long-dead angriest woman in the universe

#actually though i feel like that's part of what's so compelling about wake #step 1: establish that only a really REALLY vengeful angry hateful soul could stick around so long as a revenant #step 2: create a character who's internal engine is fueled by such an ever burning furnace of white-hot hate #so much so that it manifests on the reader's end as so so obvious that this is maybe the angriest woman who ever lived.#step 3: ??? (aka put her in a hate-fueled polycule so toxic that stone cold fox pyrrha dve still winces longingly about it 20yrs later)#step 4: profit (lesbians are obsessed)#like yeah. ok. i guess that's what you could call a relatable character #tlt #the locked tomb #gtn #gideon the ninth #htn #harrow the ninth #ntn #nona the ninth

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burning-sol · 1 year ago

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@staff SPEND RESOURCES ON ACCESSIBILITY

and if you don't let me put the same shitty post on a followers dash like 50 times i swear to all that cannot be cited in the bible--

#there was a time i actually considered paying 4 tumblr because its a site i still want to see running #but unless this company takes steps to be actually competent in the face of its competitors rather than 'profitable' nuh-uh #which yeah i will never forget that either tumblr is not my good friend pal ITS A BEESKNEES #don't fucking fall for their platitudes they aren't hip and cool they're a prep!!!#PREP!!!!!!!#📚 my posts #📌 thoughts

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scumtrout · 9 days ago

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This explains everything, thank you.

Sometimes when I'm between wakefulness and sleep, I hear BEAUTIFUL MUSIC and have ASTOUNDING REVELATIONS... And then I forget about 95% of it and it pisses me the fuck off.

Last night I dreamt I was shown how to fold time and space but I was too dumb to understand it. I will never make it as a Spacing Guild Navigator. :(

#step 1: be worm. not like a regular cute worm but a fucked up one because of david lynch #step 2: shoot lasers #step 3: ?#step 4: profit

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gourdgon · 3 months ago

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Kiss it make better? 🪓🦷

#gourdytalking time #my art !#step 1 find a pinup reference. step 2 draw will. step 3 add blood. step 4 add more blood. profit.#william van brunt #edge of midnight #legends of avantris #tw blood #tw bruises #tw injury #artists on tumblr #I did this all in one sitting my back fucking hurts

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ot3 · 1 year ago

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yknow ging is always pulling some shit like 'my son will be a super powerful superhuman. everyone beat up on him as hard as possible because he can handle it.' and of course this is mostly because he's a bad father. and in any other shonen i'd just handwave it away. but with hunter x hunter i can't help but wonder if ging Did some Stuff to gon before or shortly after his birth to kind of ensure he'd be a superhuman freak hunter beyond just hoping the genes would be strong in him. i feel like that's the kind of bullshit he'd pull for fun

#hxhlb #Many are asking: was gon a nenpreg baby?#ging voice: step 1. have child step 2. make him the perfect hunter #step 3. leave so he can hunt me down for fun #step 4. ??? step 5. profit

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dabruzzy · 1 year ago

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So I read in an interview with Sofia Alexander that there was gonna be a timeskip of 3 years in season 2 and that Izel would become a full-fledged warrior and the emperor's bodyguard. We all agree that's a trap, right? Even after 3 years of training I doubt he'd be the most qualified for the job, not to mention that he's a beacon for monsters and Sofia implied that his father committed treason, so why would they choose him? Tezcatlipoca is definitely behind this, we saw him talking to the emperor about Izel at the end of the season after all. Now I'm not sure what he's planning to gain from this or why it would take him so long to destroy humanity. My guess is that he went "killing everyone isn't enough I need to make that kid suffer as much as possible for defying me"

#onyx equinox #izel #tezcatlipoca #tezca be like: step 1 conspire with the emperor. step 2 turn izel into a competent fighter. step 3 ???. step 4 profit #ngl that timeskip does worry me bc if it's not handled well it could undermine the sense of urgency that season 1 had #like damn tezcatlipoca sure is taking his time #and i'm assuming quetzalcoatl would still be alive too

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superbeans89 · 11 months ago

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