#stellar firma quotes

[stellarfirmaquotes]

TREXEL : David, I’ve upset you. And for that, you are sorry.

[sweetsoap323]

More Trexel quotes

[briwhosaysni]

Was going through my files earlier and realized I never posted this Stellar Firma piece I did, which is wild because I really liked how it turned out

[ziggstheenby-2]

Help stellar firma is taking over my brain

[littleacebee]

Hello audio drama community! I would love to interest you in little podcast appreciation-recommendation game. Please reblog/comment and share with me:

One podcast that you think person interested in audio drama should listen to (either because of the influence on the medium, a cool way of using audio format, general amazing sound, performance etc, whatever you think falls in this category)

One podcast that has community around it you love interacting with (fandom, artists, discord server, official accounts, etc)

One podcast that inspired you to create something (fanart, fanfic, something handmade, cosplay, headcanons, something completely original, etc)

One podcast that have music you could listen on repeat (theme, musical episodes, any songs included)

One podcast that’s new and you need more people to join in appreciation (like max one season, even better if not complete)

One podcast you can’t wait for (is not yet released)

RULES: One podcast per category, you can put the same podcasts in few if you want but I encourage trying to pick six different. I know that probably you have more than one that can fit every category but still I ask for one – I don’t want you to treat it as the one you put is your favourite or the best one, just the one you thought about now, is lately on your mind. If you can’t think about one for certain category you can leave it empty. If you want you can add explanations why this one, the description of the podcast or generally show some love but that’s completely voluntary. And if you are official podcast account and want to join the fun, came and join! Put your own podcast in any category and share your other choices.

And of course just have fun with it and share some positivity!

I’ll start:

One podcast that you think person loving audio drama should listen to: The Orphans - extremely interesting way of telling the story with amazing cast and quality

One podcast that has community around it you love interacting with: The Amelia Project - Soon after I listened to TAP the cocoa collars took place and it was so nice to see so many people show love to this podcast. Love you my besties <3

One podcast that inspired you to create something: Stellar Firma - I embroidered one of the quotes and plan on making it into a pillow, it will be an amazing extremely confusing pillow

One podcast that have music you could listen on repeat: Night Shift: An Urban Fantasy Audio Drama - “Give it all up” is stuck in my brain and I already added it to my playlist to listen on repeat

One podcast that’s new and you need more people to join in appreciation: The Kingmaker Histories - Listened to latest episode today and I just love the number of cool dangerous women that are introduced, you would love them tumblr

One podcast you can’t wait for: Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later - Every bit of info I get about this podcast just make me more and more excited

[doctorloup]

ACTUALLY FUCK IT, I WILL ELABORATE, STRAP IN, BITCHES

Let me first make the following statements - 1) I come not to bin Caesar but to praise him. WOE.BEGONE is beautiful chaos, an erratic smorgasbord of musical talent, and complex characterisation. I respect this craft, I see how much work has gone into it and I am deeply impressed. Multiple ten-minute plus long fucking musical numbers, season finales with three whole songs in them. The memetic virus that is Old Brush Valley. Wild. 2) However, apart from respecting the music, I massively bounced off this podcast the first time I tried to listen to it, because I found the protagonist such an awful damp weasel of a man. I do not like the wet cat men so beloved of tumblr. I find them deeply annoying. No shade on you all but your kink is not my kink etc. I bounced off it so hard that I actually confused it with Ostium which I listened to around at the same time, and I would describe as fun and poignant, but really rather heterosexual. Woe.Begone is not remotely heterosexual. It is gayer than Quentin Crisp in a little Sailor Suit, gayer than the letter Bram Stoker sent to Walt Whitman saying "I am six feet two inches high and twelve stone weight naked". Gay as Elton John in a feather boa riding up Brokeback Mountain on a bear while sniffing poppers and quoting Oscar Wilde. I should have known. I should have guessed from the fans being absolutely feral nightmare gnomes.  They reminded me of the Stellar Firma fans. That shrieking bucket of wild kobolds snorting ketamine and downing tide pods vibe. That should have been a warning. But they asked nicely and they politely invited me into the discord server and like a fool I humoured them.  I gritted my teeth at the horribly flawed characters and I stuck with it….

Spoilers follow.

::deep breath::

MIKE WALTERS? Stupid idiot motherfucking Mike Walters goddamn fool multiple murderous alternately callous and arrogant shithead or wet as depressed otter’s pocket sociopathic-ARG-playing biggest varmint in the west cowboy motherfucking MIKE WALTERS WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID I JUST LISTEN TO? WHAT IS THIS CASUALLY/DELIBERATELY VIOLENT SLAPSTICK TIME TRAVEL FUCKING COSPLAY MURDER FEST? COWBOYIFICATION? Okay I understand this is a clever way for the VA to distinguish between characters played by the same guy, weird fetish aye but I’ve seen worse BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES NEARLY EVERY OTHER CHARACTER DO IT TOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A BISCUIT IN GRAVY I ALMOST STARTED DOING IT MYSELF MULTIPLE TIMES I HAD TO DRINK TEA AND THINK OF ENGLAND TO STOP MYSELF SAYING GET ALONG LITTLE DAWGIE shit here we go again help RULE BRITANNIA WHAT WHAT YOU WON'T GET ME YA BASTARDS

AND ANOTHER THING: IN THE HISTORY OF NARRATIVE NO PROBLEM HAS IN ANY WAY EVER BEEN SOLVED BY RAISING THE DEAD jesus doesn’t count anyway that was consensual NON-CONSENSUALLY RAISING THE DEAD AND THE FACT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK STARTED WITH THAT SHOULD BE EXTREMELY TELLING HOLY FUCK every time I hear him talk I just want to shriek OH MY GOD WHY CAN’T YOU GET THERAPY WHY DO YOU KEEP REPEATEDLY RETRAUMATISING EVERY VERSION OF YOURSELF I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND EXPLAIN TO ME WHY ANYTHING YOU EVER DID FROM EPISODE 1 ONWARDS WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA AND YET I COULDN’T STOP LISTENING, SOMETIMES OUT OF SPITE, SOMETIMES OUT OF A HORRIFIED DESIRE TO SEE WHAT HE FUCKS UP NEXT it was like listening to a car crash in slow motion sweartaefuck.

HOW CAN SO MUCH ABJECT HYPOCRISY, USELESSNESS AND NAKED SELF-INTEREST BE CRAMMED INTO THE BODY OF ONE, AND I USE THIS WORD LOOSELY, MAN?? NOT TO MENTION THE FRANKLY HETEROSEXUAL LEVELS OF TOXIC MASCULINITY FUCKSAKE AND WHILE I’M HERE HEY LETS TALK ABOUT THE OTHER CHARACTERS. Edgar “Inexplicably Evil Gluten-free Postman”,  Anne “I support my transfemme sisters but fuck this may be too far”, Marisa “Where in the holy fuck do you keep getting that tank?!” Ng, Matt “I thought you were too sensible to get involved in this nonsense but boy was I wrong”, Ty “No amount of apparently learning to respect boundaries will make up for this level of affably psychotic ‘For Science and the Greater Good’ leering viciousness” Betteridge, Я осуждаю тебя за то, что ты оставил свою собаку с Майками Борисом, Felix “Criminal Offence Against Oreos”, Hunter “Somehow worse than the protagonist, apparently that’s possible” Hartley, Sylvester August “Actually this character isn’t absolutely terrible, which is weird for a Harlan character, I’m usually immediately sus of anyone he plays carry on sir“ Baxter. HAVE I JUST GONE TO THE very helpful thank you WIKI SO I CAN ENSURE I HAVE VENTED ABOUT EVERYONE I WANT TO in this fucking TRAUMA POLYCULE YES I HAVE 

(Hey one second voice actors I hope you know I adore you even those of you who are CLEARLY COMPLICIT in this unstable lunacy anyway it was cool waiting to see which of you would voice the FUCKING MONSTER PEOPLE) 14/10 absolute fucking masterpiece, I look forward to the next episode so I can SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE AND CALL DOWN THE WRATH OF EVERY HARPY IN EXISTENCE TO WREAK SHREDDING VIOLENCE ON MIKE. FUCKING.  WALTERS.

[creativepup]

While everyone's gathered here together:

Why Disco Elysium fans should consider listening to Stellar Firma:

Become radicalized with newborn clone David 7 under the guardianship of a man more disasterous than HDB himself as they design planets for interstellar clients.

Lots of themes around communism and the pitfalls of capitalism (Primarily the latter until season 3... but there is an entire episode just about communism).

Dark/dystopian improv comedy, with many new silly quotes to add to your repertoire.

Like characters going on off-the wall rants that also reflect their traumas? Of course you do.

Singing! (and a cabaret-themed music album!)

Despite not being a focus of the show, has really strong gender diversity rep across the various clients and David themself (more so than any other media I've so far come across tbh).

Beautiful intro theme and extremely good sound editing (that does not shy away from the disturbing).

[Disclaimer: Every episode of the podcast has warnings for emotional abuse, alcoholism, and comedic violence. This is not a joke! If you find that this bothers you then this may not be a show for you.]

Thanks for coming to my mini-TED talk. Happy fashion disastering and may the Board preserve and keep you. :)

ROUND 3

Matchup #3.1: Trexel Geistman (Stellar Firma) vs Harrier du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Gross men (affectionate) fighting <3

In the left corner we have Trexel Geistman from the podcast Stellar Firma. As you let me know, his notable Fashion Choices include:

wearing three pairs of sunglasses and four hats simultaneously, as well as multicolored wigs he bathes in

gills surgically implanted in armpits

carrying around a dead fish in a fanny pack

being implied to have critters living in his chest hair

being drawn in a variety of Interesting Outfits by fanartists! -> a full propaganda post we received for more info can be found here!

On the right side, there's the poor little meow meow Harrier Du Bois. Here's what made you consider him a Fashion Disaster!

"horrendous neck tie", "disco-ass blazer," yellow bellbottom pants, and green snakeskin shoes as default game outfit

willingly wearing a green frog visor, a mesh shirt, a jacket that says “piss f####t” on the back, a jacket crusted in feces, and many other Interesting Outfits if you put them on him

wearing clothes found in the trash without washing them

Let's settle it!

[tbiatc]

If Trexel has an age, he probably stole it from a dying child

[metal-lobster]

Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: You're right. David 7: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Trexel: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... David 7: You would eat yourself? Trexel: I wouldn’t even question it.

Trexel: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! David 7: Really? Name one law Trexel: Don't kill people? David 7: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Trexel: I'm a reverse necromancer. David 7: Isn't that just killing people? Trexel: Ah, technicality.

Trexel: What is your biggest weakness? David 7: I can be uncooperative. Trexel: Okay, can you give me an example? David 7: No.

David 7: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Trexel: *chugs entire bottle* Trexel: It’s perfume.

David 7: Hartro, my old arch enemy. Trexel: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? David 7: I have a life outside of you, Trexel.

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TREXEL : You’re alive, aren’t you, David, in a way? In a way, aren’t you alive?

DAVID : Yes, I am definitely alive.

TREXEL : I do mean, in a sort of a way alive?

DAVID : No, just definitely still alive—

TREXEL : Obviously not like a regular person, but you know, sort of alive. Like a way, like a pet dog is alive, you know. Or maybe a frog.

DAVID: Okay, all of those things are still just alive.

TREXEL: Or a horse, you know, the way a horse might be alive.

DAVID: Just alive.

TREXEL: Or like a cloud. In the way that a cloud is alive.

DAVID: No, a cloud isn’t alive.

[scp-1296]

*after listening to this*

So Pump Shanty and Little Clone Baby are great but how about both, at the same time.

Enjoy or whatever emotion this may produce….

[sweetsoap323]

Some Trexel motivational quotes

[badpodcastcrossovers]

Some Podcasts as Welcome to Night Vale Quotes

Because I can. These are just the ones I could find quotes for, or that I'm subscribed to, so I may post an updated version later.

The Magnus Archives: There’s no cause for concern. We’re way past that now. If you’re not feeling mild terror then you haven’t been paying attention

The Penumbra Podcast (Junoverse): It is the good and the bad. It is the sound of the world. A world that will kill you, but also a world that will allow you to live

Wolf 359: I come to you live from under my desk, where I dragged my microphone and am currently hiding in the fetal position.

Archive 81: *static* *rising tones* *abrupt end of episode*

Eos 10: The Night Vale Medical Board announced today that they can’t help you. Not if you’re gonna keep screaming like that! They also asked that you clean up a bit before you come in. They don’t want to get sick!

Death by Dying: Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

Stellar Firma: We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, look down, and forget what you've done.

Brimstone Valley Mall: There’s a special place in Hell. It’s really hip. Very exclusive.

Ars PARADOXICA: Time is weird. So is space. I hope ours match again someday

The Amelia Project: if you see something, say nothing and drink (cocoa) to forget

Startripper!!: Space tip: bring a sweater

The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air): I'm a single issue voter. If the candidate is not a baby polar bear, I straight up cannot vote for them.

[taschdraws]

“You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.“

Trexel doodles courtesy of incorrect quotes generator and an impromptu aggie earlier

[stellarfirmaquotes]

[ID: A screenshot of the Stellar Firma episode 6 transcript reading:

DAVID : Uh, what are the species that don't like humans ?

TREXEL : Most of them. Most of them

END ID]

[scp-1296]

Trexel: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

David 7: Twelve, actually.

Trexel: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Hartro: Yours!

Trexel: That's right: no one's.