#wanted to do something second citadel but there are no real fantasy type quotes
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badpodcastcrossovers · 4 years ago
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Some Podcasts as Welcome to Night Vale Quotes
Because I can. These are just the ones I could find quotes for, or that I'm subscribed to, so I may post an updated version later.
The Magnus Archives: There’s no cause for concern. We’re way past that now. If you’re not feeling mild terror then you haven’t been paying attention
The Penumbra Podcast (Junoverse): It is the good and the bad. It is the sound of the world. A world that will kill you, but also a world that will allow you to live
Wolf 359: I come to you live from under my desk, where I dragged my microphone and am currently hiding in the fetal position.
Archive 81: *static* *rising tones* *abrupt end of episode*
Eos 10: The Night Vale Medical Board announced today that they can’t help you. Not if you’re gonna keep screaming like that! They also asked that you clean up a bit before you come in. They don’t want to get sick!
Death by Dying: Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you
Stellar Firma: We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, look down, and forget what you've done.
Brimstone Valley Mall: There’s a special place in Hell. It’s really hip. Very exclusive.
Ars PARADOXICA: Time is weird. So is space. I hope ours match again someday
The Amelia Project: if you see something, say nothing and drink (cocoa) to forget
Startripper!!: Space tip: bring a sweater
The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air): I'm a single issue voter. If the candidate is not a baby polar bear, I straight up cannot vote for them.
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