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great-and-small · 1 year ago

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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

#funny #Bradford pears #invasive #biology #this kinda shit is why I stay on Facebook

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nottspocket · 6 months ago

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I cannot stop thinking about his parents making him take music lessons and how he probably HATED it

#nottsketches #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #katsuki bakugo #mha bakugo #it’s so funny to me #rip king stay bored

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fairsweetlonging · 2 months ago

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imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

#sorry this sounded really funny in my head #imagine going on vacation and then coming back to your clone whom your coworkers gaslighted into believing he is you #shen yuan going through a crisis cus he doesnt want to die horribly and then its not even him #also the confusion starts when sy introduces himself as ''shen yuan'' cus to yqy it's just ''shen'' qingqiu + yue qing''yuan'' = shen yuan #yqy: you are shen qingqiu #sy: that doesnt sound right but i dont know enough about myself to dispute it #sqq adopts sy as his new didi cus obvs his coworkers cant be trusted with him #luo binghe is just glad the new shizun can stay #but also imagine being yqy or mqf and telling this guy with amnesia hes sqq and then finding out hes not #and you gaslighted the poor guy into it #hilarious #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #yue qingyuan #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain

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catmask · 1 year ago

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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe

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quixoticprince · 2 months ago

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Desperately needed to do another shitpost and that Will Smith cock shame meme came to mind - I couldnt decide who fit who as you can see so now theres just a red and blu version lol which maybe indicates they dont quite fit the meme but shh Also kinda looks like a conspiracy board

I dunno why Scout would care so much about whether or not they stay together (they're the teams rock😩)

Cut below is me playing around with the images lol

I just thought it was funny

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest #scout: if we dont make sure they stay together the whole friend group is over #i think its so funny how many divorce arcs they go through lol #this actually wasnt a good art day at all i was really struggling #and took me forever sigh #its how it is at least it shall post

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lotus-pear · 5 months ago

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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw #doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive #anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd #like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS #WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH #god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH #i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME #they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel #and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done #ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke #me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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abisalli · 3 months ago

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Some Tims! I haven't read any current comic runs in forever so someone please tell me they aged my boy up

#tim drake #robin (tim drake)#dc comics #batman #my art #digital art #forever young starts playing in the background #he can't only be like a year or two older than Damian #they have to be at least 5 years apart bc teenaged Tim having beef with a 10 year old is unbelievably funny and needs to stay canon #((and this is the curse of someone who only ever reads 90s & 2000s comics;;; I never know what's going on))

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linktoo-doodles · 1 year ago

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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago

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Hi chat my Twitter account got hacked and the only noticeable change is that they deleted my tweet about Moby Dick being racistly anti racist what does this mean

#me: haha its so funny that moby dick is very much a product of its time #hacker: this cannot stay

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digitalmyyth · 1 month ago

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