#staying home headcanons

[lilislegacy]

imagine percy and annabeth being your neighbors and you regularly see them knife fighting each other in the yard, you occasionally hear them speak in some indistinguishable ancient sounding language, they are socially awkward and keep to themselves, and when you ask them if they attend church they say no because they worship the greek gods

weird ass motherfuckers

[wh0re4elliewilliams]

Theres something bout death stranding shirt that makes me go FERALLL

[sheikfangirl]

Post-TotK Fluff Visiting mom at work 🥹

Also, post-totk Zelda rocks a glorious PIXIE CUT !!!

So! Meet Zelda Jr, first born of a set of 3 Zelink kids. My own daugther imposed her post-totk Zelink family headcanon on me, so i have no choice but to comply😂.

They'll have a set of twins later with super predictable names, but that's a story for another post! Cheers!!

PS: The internet and all the new fanarts of Zelda with alternate haircuts are gaslighting me they are GLORIOUS AND I LOVE IT 😍

[gardenofearthlydelightss]

people forget how much of a diva lottie was pre-crash! I yearn to know the shit she and nat got up to before the wilderness

[witchofthesouls]

Humans not only from viruses can get sick but from stress alone too

Try to to do something about invisible threat (poor bots)

Funnily enough, they do understand stress-related illness and injury, especially with education on the line, but there's still a huge cultural clash (and arising misunderstandings).

On Cybertron, medical-related frames are regulated to a mid-to-higher caste in the system as Golden Age Cybertron highly values them and those fields. It stems from the Quintesson Occupation since their conquerors greatly valued intellectual pursuits (and ways to control Cybertronian biology and keep the population docile to their leverage).

That doesn't jive well with American business practices. To the Autobots, June Darby is their equivalent of a highly skilled medical practitioner, especially since she's acting as a trainer or as a head of a specialty unit. On Cybertron, she would be afforded more privileges in accordance with her rank and responsibilities: greater pay, final say on her core staff or floats, better access to fuel grades and a greater vareity of flavorings, off-premise housing on a discount, vacation pay, emergency/sick pay, access to parks, libraries, and more places dedicated to pure recreation (like amusement parks or plays), an allowance to decorate her hab to her preference, greater priority if she wanted to mentor a newframe or a sparkling from the Well (granted it had to share her own medical-frame), seating on public transport, discounted/free items and services through the hospital and university networks, and priority on networking and trade within the system.

Shoot, it's how Ratchet kept his clinic in the Underground alive for that long. He utilized all the privileges afforded to him as one of the best of the best until it couldn't be overlooked. Even then, Ratchet was afforded a heads-up about the raid long before it happened so he could clear out and wrap up any illegal treatment or training.

If Ratchet found out how poor the state of medical care in the U.S., especially the mockery it was twisted by insurance and private equity, the mech would be so infuriated that he would skip English and go back into Neocybex to the point all of his 'strongly worded letters' to many local, state, and federal committees would be in Cybertronian.

Plus, Ratchet is incredibly salty, bitter, and frustrated at the current state of the war... so he'll channel those emotions into the political and social scene on bettering healthcare and patient outcomes by coordinating many advocacy groups... and curating ties to organizations and individuals that have beef to pick over the state of things or have no qualms in upsetting social polite fictions.

Bottom line, Cybertronians are very familiar with stress-related injuries and illnesses, but they're absolutely astounded on how Earth (let's be honest, the U.S. since the Autobots seems to only sole ties to them) can be so forward, yet incredibly backward on things.

[reonnex]

Wylan is overworked and overwhelmed with the merchant council to the point of near exhaustion

Kaz is bored out of his mind, making tunnels to get through the day.

Or. Wylan agrees to let Kaz help him with paperwork from the merchant council for a much needed break, just as long as he doesnt sign off on anything new

[pearbug]

the last family photo

[lavs-ve]

This is- This is so cuteeee <333

[silverthelovebug]

Yasammy Week ~ Day 4: Engagement/Wedding

When Ben Pincus started to cheer loudly, as if he were at a football game instead of a wedding and a touchdown had been made, Sammy and Yaz almost jumped out of their skin. Glancing around, their friends appeared to be just as startled, but they jumped right in to applaud as well. After wiping the tears from her eyes, Sammy gave Yaz a big smile, which she had to return.

They interlocked their fingers; time seemed to be moving slow as they took everything in, looking between their friends and their families, and then at each other. They’d join the others at the Reception, then go through the long winded process of moving Yaz’s belongings to the Gutierrez Farmhouse; and finally, they’d face whatever came next;

Together.

@yasammyweek

Gosh, this drawing took me what? 19 hours? Most of it was spent on getting the Nublar 4 down there to look like they were actually sitting on a pew (Darius still looks funky to me).

Did you know red wedding dresses symbolize celebration and good fortune? :3 This takes place, like, post Chaos Theory, so technically their future-future looks are up to debate still. I actually referenced both Sammy and Yaz’s concept art for their hairstyles, we were robbed of Butch Sammy/j.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

We all know that something is going on with Wally and Home, but who else could be active behind scenes?

Frank Frankly:

Frank has been here since the Beta, so it's likely Clown Coffin has something planned for him.

Frank is obviously designed by Clown Coffin to be incredibly at odds with the rest of the neighbourhood; with his more reserved personality, less saturated colour scheme and lack of an "-ie" sound at the end of his first name.

He is the bug expert in Welcome Home, and there are literal bugs all over the website that happen to be linked to the Wally POV videos.

As the "smartest neighbour," it seems he would be one of the first to notice something wrong with the neighbourhood.

Eddie Dear:

Has the most mysterious backstory out of the neighbours.

His memory problems seem to go beyond being "forgetful" and into "plot relevent."

The envelopes the Restoration Project recieved match the ones Eddie is seen carrying and possibly made himself.

Sally Starlet:

Like Wally, she has devil allusions as the "brightest star" who "fell from heaven."

She is an actress, making it fitting for her to become aware of being in a tv show, and she would likely be very invested in bringing it back.

She has openly conversed with the Narrator.

If any of the neighbours had to be villains, I think Sally Starlet has the potential be the coolest!

Howdy Pillar:

Howdy played a role in the Wally Plush advert.

If Capitalism played a role in the show's downfall, shopkeeper Howdy would be good character to explore how making money often comes in the way of creativity!

Julie Joyful:

She has been here since the Beta and had that ominous image centred around her.

If Frank were to figure something out, it's almost certain that Julie would be there right beside him!

Barnaby B Beagle:

Barnaby has been here since the Beta.

There is a LOT of ominous imagery surrounding Barnaby that makes me genuinely concerned for the guy.

Despite his careless act throughout the videos, he was the first to acknowledge Wally's off behaviour.

Barnaby was physically present during the live interview alongside Wally.

Poppy Partridge:

Like Julie, Barnaby, and Frank; Poppy has been here since the Beta.

Poppy is a hermit who is scared to go outside. Maybe this isn't just a cute character quirk that the creators programmed into her, but because she knows something about the neighbourhood.

[biohazzrds]

Do you guys think he makes some meannn meals? Like whenever life isnt as crazy for him he would make really lovely dinners for his s/o and him. Candlelit and everything.

[bolly--quinn]

rick sanchez is not a stay-at-home dad to me idk why he's just not like you'd have to convince me because he's just not to me he's a come-home-late-and-miss-bedtime-and-feel-really-bad-about-it-and-wake-beth-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-to-stargaze-as-an-apology dad to me like a show-up-at-the-end-of-beth's-recital-and-make-a-big scene-that-interrupts-the-show-with-a-loud-noise-but-smile-softly-and-apologetically-at-beth-on-stage-with-a-little-wave-as-her-eyes-light-up-that-he-came dad to me

[trainerethan]

I think red wouldn't be a picky eater at all. In fact he's the kind of person who will eat anything you give them. As an adult at least. While living alone on a mountain you don't have That much variation or ability to have particularly fancy meals. So he got used to eating whatever he could. He'd have things he likes more, but will eat most things without complaint.

I hc green as having arfid so he is the opposite. The autism arfid combo has him eating a very restricted diet which doesn't help the fact that he often gets too focused on his work and forgets to take breaks to eat n stuff. He doesn't realize how hungry he is until the end of the day.

When he lived alone and was under a lot of stress+The Guilt he was extra averse to trying new things. When you are fighting mental demons you do not want the additional stress of eating something outside of your safe foods and potentially ruining your appetite for the next however long.

After he and red live together, it's a lot easier to try new things. Since red isn't particularly strict/picky with his diet, if green tries something and ends up hating it he feels less bad about wasting food because his beloved wife red will eat it for him. He can also try new things by stealing a bite or two of something red is eating without the pressure of having to finish a whole plate of it.

Red doesn't mind. They are very supportive of each other. He also just likes anything green does ever so sharing and trying new foods with him is just another fun activity.

It is also cute to imagine despite red eating most things and it seeming like hes ambivalent about it all, green still notices which things red enjoys even if it's barely noticable to anyone else. He will buy snacks and stuff that red likes to give him next time he sees them. Id say red would buy green things he likes too but red is jobless in all my posts.

[marypapen]

In honour of me being the queen of never listening to my body and working through my illness, here are some headcanons about Chuuya being sick

- Refuses to admit he is sick and insists on working, even when he is clearly in no state to be working

- Hates medicine, he never learned to take it when he was in the sheep, so when Dazai tries to give him medicine in the mafia he is just confused

- He has since learned to take medicine but refuses unless it is absolutely needed. Like fx he refuses meds for a headache or cold. But will except meds after corruption

- He will lie to everyone around him and say he has taken meds, when he hasn’t, just so they don’t pester him about it.

- Dazai obviously knows he’s lying but chooses to not comment on it, as a sick Chuuya is an irritated Chuuya, so even the smallest of taunts will set him off

- Kouyou also knows he’s lying and will without a fail call him out on it, but he just insists that he has and she eventually has to leave it or else she looks crazy for insisting, especially when Dazai won’t back her up even when he knows that she knows, that he knows

- Chuuya has no appetite when sick and will go the whole day without eating and then feel even worse

- Leading to Dazai having to step in and order food for them and force Chuuya to sit down and eat

- Also good luck ever getting him to call in sick, it legit hasn’t happened in all the time he has worked for the mafia. Dazai always ends up calling in for Chuuya, without his knowledge of course

- When Dazai eventually gets him to stay home and stay in bed, he gets so sleepy and not whiny per say but he will complain about how in pain he is

- While refusing meds of course

- Dazai normally either gives up on the meds or annoys Chuuya to such a degree that he takes them

- They normally end up cuddling when Chuuya is sick, the feeling of no longer human works wonders for lowering a fever and it gets Chuuya to sleep

[indecisive-dizzy]

thinking about Julie going into hibernation, but also how she was participating in winter activities and was at the Homewarming party.

obv an in-universe excuse is writing inconsistency within the show but nahh. i wanna get sad.

My headcanon is that Julie begins hibernation after the Homewarming party. Right after. And later in the evening it turns into a different party, Julie's Goodnight Party (name in progress).

It's fun, because any party with this rainbow monster's name in it is gonna be fun! but there's an underlying somberness. They eat, play games and talk about everything and anything like the Homewarming party, but it just feels different.

(continues below, sad warning bc I made myself sad)

When Julie starts getting sleepy, the party ends with her neighbors giving their farewells, goodnights, and big hugs.

Frank is the one to walk her home, of course. He brushes Julie's hair, makes sure her and her nest has everything she needs, and stays with her as she falls asleep. But not before they share a big, comforting, long hug filled with every unspoken "I'll miss you" and every ounce of love they can pour into it.

It's the longest Frank has ever hugged anybody. "A hug long enough to get him through winter," according to Julie.

He wished that were true.

Either way he smiles, he smiles for Julie as it's the last expression she sees before finally closing her eyes to sleep.

The tears that later soaked into his pillow are the only secret Frank's ever kept from his best friend.

[harringroveera]

AU where Joyce comes back home to see Billy drugged and passed out on her floor. She cleans blood off his face, helps him get on the couch, and Billy accidentally calls her mom.