#static rambles

[staticart]

COMIC CON WAS SO FUN

It was so nice to meet some of you!!! Definitely coming back next year

As skul again ofc hehe

[staticcneon]

The hypothetical of if Disco Elysium came out in 2015 scares me, imagine the Hamilton crossover animatics and the Kim “cinnamon roll” posts

[staticfangs]

every time something from impractical jokers goes viral, i get sent back to 8th-9th grade when i was super hyperfixated on them. i think it’s funny to drop random lore about my digital footprint so here’s some stuff about that phase

i had a fanpage on instagram that lasted like 2 years. it got more followers than my main account and i’ve had my main since 2015😭 and countless middle aged people would interact with me thinking i was actually sal bc i had “vulcano” in my name

through that fanpage i befriended a couple different people including someone i almost online dated (they were actually really cool and i hope they’re doing well) i also had a friend i talked to on skype sometimes but they like blocked me on everything for no reason

hmmm what else. oh this was when i had beef with my ex gf from middle school and i used to stalk their page bc they constantly posted about me and they started posting about watching impractical jokers and i got sooo mad 💀💀 they tried calling me out for shipping sal and joe but eventually came out as a proshipper so

[epsilon-system]

Just a quick reminder to mutuals and stuff to check tags before reblogging stuff, we have most of the pro endo / endo tags blocked, so if you put pro endo tagged stuff on my dash there is a very high chance we'll block you. It probably doesn't matter a ton to most of you, just wanted to say something cause it's been happening more frequently lately. /lh

(This is also an open invitation for any pro endos / endo neutrals we've followed by accident to block us. Do not however attempt to fight us on the matter, as this will not do anything.)

[void-dude]

I bring you static …. Soon there will be comic I swear I’m just kinda all over the place

[cream-and-tea]

she’s a weapon. shes a liar. she’s a girl. she’s a saint. she’s a god. she’s frankensteins monster. shes a war machine. she’s a loyal daughter of the nation. she’s a liability. she has the power to warp reality. she’s filled with unfathomable kindness and empathy. she loves her mother. she hates her mother. she killed her mother hundreds of times over. she wants to make things better. there is no way to make things better. she’s dying. she’s already dead. she’s a murderer. she’s a monster. she wanted to be a ballerina. i didn’t say her name but it popped into your head did– [i am unable to finish the sentence as i collapse sobbing to the floor]

[staticart]

Was playing dress to impress with the siblings and the theme was fictional character..

I cannot explain myself

[staticcneon]

I've noticed that a lot of the media I've been into lately revolves around bears

[staticfangs]

spent way too much fucking money this weekend. gonna have ice soup for dinner for the next week

it was worth it tho bc i picked up an oz which i needed desperately 😭🙏

[memorys-skyscraper]

its wild to me that for as much as people rave about the voice acting in FFXIV (and rightfully so), i've literally never seen anyone talk about the performances for nidhogg and hraesvelgr???

like those VAs were having to deal with a conlang that looks like this:

and still managed to give really great performances with emotion befitting the content of each line

anyway this is an appreciation post for simon greenall (nidhogg) and steven hartley (hraesvelgr), absolute legends

[dragon-subway]

ok but what do you think cemeteries on coruscant are like?

[staticart]

I went from a weird, hopeful artistic little wolf girl to a depressed artistic adult but hey, that little girl kept on trucken and I'm here today

I wish I could go back and tell her she's loved, and that she'll have people to care about her.

Not tagging, anyone can join

New picrew chain idea: yourself vs what you looked like as a kid

Free for anyone to join in

Link

[void-dude]

Hi,genuine question.In part 3 of your therapy comic- was that dream some sort of wet dream for bill? Just the way fords hands were grabbing and touching him,along with his face looking over Bills small body.It be lookin a bit fruityyyyyy

LMAOOO OKEY SO

You're not the first to say this! My IRL friends have been side eye-ing me as well for part 3 and honestly, I can't defend myself THAT well haha!

I drew it more in a sense that Bill felt extremely small, weak and powerless. The manhandling sure had some tension, I can't deny the fruity allegations but it was definitely made with something more raw and less "sexy" in mind! You guys can think what you want however, I'll probably keep the fruity energy for future static Ford appearances, as it kind of gives me a certain vibe of being exposed and gutted, no filters and such! (Yes, in the scripts he's mentioned as static Ford haha)

Anyways have this, for being curious:

[avnasace]

something something buck always letting his partners leave him after anything goes wrong because he expects them to leave and not chasing them

then him usually ignoring the advice he was given about communication from the 118

vs buck sitting down with tommy and being honest that he doesnt know what he wants but is willing to try and find out

[staticart]

IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOD

My inner child is healed fr fr

We were memeing the entire time

So how was the movie?

NFNFNBTT IT WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD???

I wont spoil for ppl ofc but OH MY GOD? was different to what i thought but was really awesome...and funny lmao

[staticart]

Elementals should, with enough practice, be able to breath fire if their hands are preoccupied. Conjure the spark by clicking their tongue and whatnot.

Skug would probably have to click his teeth together to create said spark but still!

Let elementals breath fire