AK Jason Todd love love loooovesss doggy style. He loves pressing his palms near the middle of your back, pressing you deeper into the plush material as he watches his fat cock split you open. Enjoying how those weak cries for more were absorbed by the makeshift ball gag.
AK Jason Todd doesn’t want your sex life shared around everywhere. Especially not when you’re going down on him, so believe it or not he’d rather be shoving his cock roughly down your throat in a safe space for the two of you. Rather than being in a room full of his militia as they’re all watching the way you’re eagerly swallowing every drop of his nut, wishing it was them instead.
AK Jason Todd having you in missionary!!! You could barely see straight, babbling nonsense about wanting him deeper. Why are you crying when he’s pressing your legs near your ears, folding you in half so he could do what you asked? Now you’ll just have to sit there and take it. Slut. ;(
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Waking up next to someone and spending the morning in bed with them. Cuddling. Kissing. Maybe some fucking.
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guys I'm turning into a feral animal here. We are living in the era of redscape l o o k at this
Mumbo's title screen:
"mi amore" = my love
not three seconds later:
there he is. the good times have arrived. what in the gay. "my love" and it is just Scar having a jolly and goofy little boat ride. what the. guys wtf. Mumbo could be in a pride parade holding a rainbow flag and that would be less gay than whatever is happening here. what the gay
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once ferrari fix their tyre warming issues and their brake issues and their bouncing issues and their engine issues and their pit stop issues and their strategy issues and their race pace issues it’s over for everyone
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big problem with the perimeter covering videos is that they restart my "dig a big hole" disease. like i had plans. i have builds i wanna make. i also should be asleep. instead im selecting the perfect chunks to build a hole straight to bedrock. in my hardcore world. i am sure this will have 0 consequences.
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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird
Take what happened in Colombia
Imagine what Andrew was thinking
Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy
*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*
OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)
OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!
OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!
OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen
OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!
OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!
OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.
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[image ID: cubfan135 says "Hermitcraft Season 10 will start February 3rd". /end ID]
guess who was right btw let's go,
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