#starkid reference

[shadowbrightshine]

But if you close your eyes...

[daily-megumi-sasahara]

Oh cool it’s been a year! I haven’t posted in a month. Schoopsie.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Crowley: *tries to confess his feelings* What if I tried something new and it

Aziraphale: *trying his best but missing the point* BACKFIRED

[eueuesart]

Merry Christmas, rustbuckets!! And happy holidays anyone who isn’t celebrating today 🎄☃️💝

Here’s your present

(Guy with the white hair belongs to @drsunshineisnotdead )

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Merry Crimis Ko-Fi link 🎊

Mav's Top Surgery fund link 🏳️‍⚧️

15% off all Commissions until January 1st 🎁

That one video with the rats 🐀

[builtlikeastickofcelery]

MORE MORE MORE PLUS BONUS STARKID REFERENCE

im calling my lil au casey vs. gravity bc they get thrown from a roof more than 2012 casey does and thats saying something!

[0ckish]

HAPPY PROSHOT RELEASE TO NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!!! thanks to this musical i was able to discover starkid and the hatchetfield universe which i’m so in love with now, it´s been a while since i’ve been this enamored with a musical and i love all these characters (WHICH I STILL HAVE SOME MISSING !) anyways watch it it’s so good

[reverseisekai-richie]

Cover our souls with robes of black and take up the arms of night

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I wanted to design intermediary forms for the Lords in Black as sort of a Nyarlathotep/Messengers vibe.

Maybe they started out trying for intimidation when first summoned before going for whimsical terror, maybe they're forms that the LiB assume when visiting other worlds and dimensions to travel among the populace.

maybe I just really wanted to design more monster boys

[demigods-posts]

we have yet to realize the opportunity that stands before us with nicknames like seaweed brain and wise girl. just imagine percy making a really good point. and annabeth pulling a 'i like your brain, seaweed' just to fuck with him lol. or annabeth saying something profound and percy going all 'girl, you're so wise' just to throw her off. think about the implications. i beg of thee.

[basilbots]

Sunburn/Swap Sun moment

[ajaxbleachishere]

They are losers. All of them

[mariusslonelysoul]

In black friday, wiggly's baby talk could be easily explained by the fact that his vessel is a children's doll. In npmd however, he explicitly states that the lords in black are holding court in the teens' tongue and form, and if there's one thing teenagers hate is feeling or being perceived as children; still, wiggly uses the same baby talk, though not as much. Therefore, the only logical conclussion is that wiggog y'warth simply talks like that, in this essay i will-

[shadowbrightshine]

Thinking about alternate timeline Tim's dying in different ways.

A failed Pokotho invasion before Tgwdlm proper, a young, 12 year old Tim crawls across the island on all fours, blue slime dripping from his face. His limbs have long since given out in terms of walking from overuse in the dance numbers. The singular voice has left them. It moved on, they were a rehearsal, not even the dress rehearsal of the story. Tim is losing the last shred of a mind he could have without the hive singing to him. He can't get out any notes himself, his voice doesn't belong to him anymore. The silence is killing him. He will starve.

An older Tim, an adult, who learned to dance and prrform onstage. He's in love, and he and his girlfriend decided that when he goes to participate in the Nectar King contest, she would go with him. He just wants to make his parents, Tom and Becky, proud. They love him, but he doesn't feel like they've seen just how good at performing he can be. They come to the place of the sacrifice. Nibbly consumed her first, and Tim bites down on Nibbly to free himself and reach for her, jumping into the maw. The bite of the God instantly absorbs into his body, but it doesn't have time to do anything. Nibbly has thousands of needle, shark, and grinding down teeth stretching into the black abyss. Tim's last moment is spent watching his girlfriend be crushed and stabbed through by the constricting jaw/throat snapping shut. Just before it does the same to him. He dies reaching for someone he loved. Someone he brought along to make sure they would be together. Who he led to die with him on accident.

In Watcher world eventually the island is abandoned, everyone is dead, has fled, or is part of the theme park. It's time to expand to the mainland. Tim has walked back and forth on his path for years. He watches the people, every day, every night. His mouth has been stitched shut. He killed his father. Blinky loves family dramas the best, Alice was not a unique case. The others are deconstructing parts of the park to bring with them. Tim wasn't even a sniggle. He's a background element. He's a set piece for a game that already ended. He looks at the engagement ring he stole from his father's body.

He leaves the park for the first time in years, and decides that the ring will be the last thing he ever sees. He goes to his knees, feeling the dirt in one hand. The other is held to the light. It sparkles. He closes his always open eyes. Five seconds pass and the Lord in Black tells him to open them. He feels bugs crawling across his face. He feels breaths of air against his cheek. He feels fingers and tiny bug mouths pulling on his eyelashes. Wordlessly he tells Blinky that he is done, and he will not look at anything else in his life. Blinky decides he no longer needs to see. The bugs are immediately burrowing through the soft flesh of his eyes. Severing the optic nerves. Through a stitched mouth Tim screams, eyes open. But it doesn't matter, they can't see. They're gone. Purple blood drips from his sockets and he is dying, bugs crawling into his brain. Or maybe not bugs. Whatever they are he is already dead.

There are worse ways than dying alone in a car.

[t3a-gh0st]

[ricky-mortis]

Time Bastard trapped in Tinky’s blorbo box

[hatchetfield-high-alumnus]

he’s right behind me isn’t he??

[lady-loveluck]

Scene from chapter 16 of A Teenage Werewolf in Hatchetfield!

This one took a while!! I'm happy with the result! For those who hadn't read that fanfic, you SHOULD is one of the best fics I've read, no joke!