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When I hear someone saying Lauren Lopez does a "bad British accent" when she plays Draco it's so weird because at this point I don't even fully register Draco's accent as British, he just sounds like that. I don't even think the Malfoys are actually British, I think Lucius just decided to start talking in the accent at some point to sound more dramatic and Draco just learnt to speak like that.
#*goes to the uk* why is everyone doing a draco accent#starkid#a very potter musical#avpm#lauren lopez#avpm draco#starkid draco#avpm lucius#starkid lucius
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seeing all the love for the good starkid dads that try hard really warms my heart
anyway shout out the the horrible evil awful capitalist? starkid fathers
#starkid#hatchetfield#starship#a very potter trilogy#a very potter sequel#nightmare time#honey queen#nerdy prudes must die#solomon lauter#lucius malfoy#roman murray#Dr.Spaceclaw#father’s day
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I think my split dye is so funny, because depending on what angle you see me at I'm either Peter Spankoffski or Draco Malfoy.
#i push my hair back a lot at work bc it gets in my way#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#draco malfoy#we're not talking about avpm or any of those#we're talkin about the later movies#edit: just realised i meant lucius malfoy eh whatever
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Some weird ass shit going down in the Slytherin common rooms today folks
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This scene hits even harder if you think about the implications. He was probably having a whole identity crisis in the Forbidden Forest. This is the second time we've seen the things he's known his whole life be challenged, but with Hermione, it was a lot more positive, with him seeing value and worth in someone he didn't before. But with this, he's realising his dad, who he trusted and always tried to impress and craved love and attention from, lied to him, and that he never even actually cared about him. Especially after this moment, where Lucius literally tries to kill him.
#starkid#a very potter musical#avpm#avpm draco#starkid draco#avpm lucius#starkid lucius#avpm harry#starkid harry#avpm ron#starkid ron#avpm hermione#starkid hermione#avpm yaxley#starkid yaxley#avps spoilers
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Paranormals of Ilvermorny: Book 1
Also on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57810451/chapters/149243221
Chapter 1:
Chapter 2:
Chapter 3:
Chapter 4:
Chapter 5:
Chapter 6:
Chapter 7:
Chapter 8:
Chapter 9:
Chapter 10:
Chapter 11:
(On my page)
Chapter 12:
(On my page)
Chapter 13:
(On my page)
Chapter 14:
(On my page)
Chapter 15:
(On my page)
Chapter 16:
November 27
Chapter 17:
November 29
Chapter 18:
December 3
Chapter 19:
December 15
Chapter 20:
December 24
#harry potter fanfiction#harry x draco#harry x reader#draco x reader#lucius x reader#tom riddle x reader#harry x severus#wolfstar#remus x sirius#james x regulus#hogwarts legacy#autumn#witchblr#ilvermorny#trans rights#fuck jkr#harry potter#witchcore#fall aesthetic#darry#starkid#starkid avpm#harry potter imagine#draco malfoy#snape x hermione#hermione granger#female writers#halloween#also on ao3#fall
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i don’t think i could ever read a fanfic with draco in it, because I can only imagine Lauren Lopez in avpm.
#avpm#fuck jkr#marauders#the maruaders#harry potter#starkid avpm#draco malfoy#draco lucius malfoy#draco fanfiction#a very potter musical#lauren lopez
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AVPS AU where instead of trying to kill Harry Lucius does this
#starkid#a very potter musical#avpm#avpm lucius#starkid lucius#avpm voldemort#starkid voldemort#avpm harry#starkid harry
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I love when AVPM fans make posts that are completely incomprehensible to Harry Potter fans
The way they're all played by the same actor
#tyler brunsman#starkid#avpm#a very potter musical#avpm cedric#starkid cedric#avpm fudge#starkid fudge#avpm lucius#starkid lucius#avpm mcgonnagal#starkid mcgonnagal
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Can we just talk about how Lucius Malfoy from A Very Potter Sequel is so gender???? Man has this amazing hair, these amazing clothes, he's an incredible dancer???
I'd give him anything
#starkid#a very potter musical#a very potter sequel#lucius malfoy#Malloy <3#he's so silly#i want his hair#and his dancing ability#Let him join the Rockettes
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#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket#starkid#avpm#avps#avpsy#avpt#a very potter trilogy#a very potter senior year#a very potter sequel#a very potter musical#draco malfoy#lucius malfoy
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“he’s a piece of shit, but ya love him!” - matt lang about the prince
this is very exciting to me tbh, starkid have always been great at those kinds of characters. lovable assholes are something they usually get right and seem to always have a lot of fun with. harry, lucius, junior, gilderoy, aladdin, achmed, ted, frank, max… i could probably go on. in fact i would say james himself already showed he can play a bit of that energy with charlie in yellow jacket
#starkid#it took him saying that for me to realise what a prominent genre of starkid characters this is#love em tho#no offence to junior but i’d say he’s the least lovable on this list for me#but still he has the vibe
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AVPM is so interesting and I honestly wish more people would talk about it. I analyse Draco's character in my head daily and I think I'm about to cry about him again.
Things that had no right to be as deep as they were in AVPM/AVPS:
Snape seeing Lily in the mirror of Erised.
Draco writing to Lucius informing him he doesn’t have to hurry writing back, because he never will, but Draco still hopes.
Umbridge’s insecurity and how it made her toxic trying to fight toxic patriarchal standards.
Quirrel and Voldy that’s it for now bye add any I forgot
#starkid#a very potter musical#avpm#a very potter sequel#avps#avps spoilers#avpm snape#starkid snape#avpm lily#starkid lily#avpm draco#starkid draco#avpm lucius#starkid lucius#avpm umbridge#starkid umbridge#avpm quirrel#starkid quirrel#avpm voldemort#starkid voldemort#quirrelmort
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Nine fandom folks to get to know better
@run-for-chamo-miles gave an open tag and I want in!
Three ships I like: Ruthari, zukka, and nextvegas. Absolutely throwing in my self-indulgent crack ship 🥰
First ship ever: Dear god, probably Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy.
Last song you heard: Adore Me by Team Starkid.
Favorite childhood book: A Snicker of Magic by Natalie Lloyd, hands down. That book changed me. I got a copy of the book when it first came out and still have that same yellowed, worn out, well-loved (and now signed!!!) copy a decade later.
Currently reading: Nothing, but I just finished Roller Girl by Victoria Jamieson this morning! I have another four graphic novels from the library sitting on my desk, waiting to be read.
Currently watching: Black Friday by Team Starkid! It's free on Youtube!! Go watch it!!!
Currently consuming: Pizza 😋
Currently craving: ...Runaan in lingerie? And a hug.
Tagging @hoothalcyon @bazzybelle @iamamythologicalcreature @no-cinnamon-for-synonym @valeffelees
@stitchy-queerista @nausikaaa and anyone else who wants to participate!
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Hello again! To be honest, @look-at-those-niceass-rocks and I weren't originally sure if we were going to watch Rise of Red or not, but I saw some. Interesting things on tiktok, and we decided this would be a fun excuse to get tipsy on a Saturday night (we even made themed cocktails!), and that we would have a lot of unhinged things to say. Previously, we've also watched and kept a running commentary of the first three films and the Royal Wedding short film.
That said, I know opinions on this film have been very divided, and if you're looking for high praise, you will not find it here. The movie was cute, and we had fun, but we did not have a lot of compliments, and we're still messaging each other with criticisms a week later. If you're looking for two dumbasses who give tipsy critiques (please drink responsibly) about children's movies, please, proceed under the cut!
First, an honorable mention from a few days before the watch party: Bee (after we mentioned that we both, despite not originally planning on watching Rise of Red, had avoided spoilers just in case we changed our minds): Why do I care about spoilers for an unasked-for fourth movie in a franchise I only just became interested in?
Me (reading the description): Okay, so it looks like it's Back to the Future but Disney Bee: Great! Me: Was this needed? I feel like the trilogy wrapped things up nicely
Uma: This is Auradon, the kingdom where all your favorite fairytales are true. It was formed 30 years ago when- Me: PAUSE, okay so of the few things I've seen on tiktok,
Uma: Guess who they left in charge while they're gone? Me: That seems like a bad plan Bee: I was about to say
Me: So the biggest complaint I've seen so far has been about this, where Uma says that Auradon was founded 30 years ago Bee: Right Me: I've seen people call it a plot hole because in the first movie, Mal says the kingdom was founded 20 years ago, and I don't think they ever say exactly how much time passes between any of the movies, but the reality is, and I'm gonna touch your hand when I say this, Bee: *cackling* Me: The first movie came out in 2015. It is now 2024. The first movie came out almost 10 years ago, and in fact, when you add 10 to 20, ya get 30. Bee: *still wheezing* Me: Now, I don't know if the complaints are coming from new, younger fans who just recently binged the original trilogy in preparation for this and didn't realize when the first one came out, or if they're from older fans who have lost track of time and don't want to face the math- Bee: Fuck math, man!
(Continuing from the previous conversation, after discussing character ages and determining that Uma is likely between 26-28 at this point) Bee: That's too young to be headmaster, she's a baby Me: Bee, that's fairly close to 30, that's not unreasonable. I feel ya though, I'm not an adult, I'm a baby with a drinking permit. Bee: I think I've finally surpassed baby with a drinking permit, I'm more like. Adult, reluctantly
Fairy Godmother: The queen of Hearts refused to join Auradon when we united Me: Yeah, because you would've imprisoned her???
Blonde Wonderland Guard: *appears* Me: Lucius Malfoy??? Bee: Wig Me: Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel Lucius Malfoy???
Me: Does she (Red) have a nose ring??? Bee: Oh shit, she does! Me: We finally get some edginess to character design and it's when nose rings are no longer edgy
Honorable mention: Us spending Multiple Minutes trying to figure out if Maddox was supposed to be The Mad Hatter or the son of the Mad Hatter. We ended with no answers
(About Paolo!Charming) Bee: Oh, he has only gotten hotter Me: Correct! Why does he have blue in his hair Bee: Because he's hot
Me: Imagine being this in love still after raising Chad
Cindy: We wouldn't have been able to make this great family Bee: And Chad
Cindy: *presents Chloe with the Most Hideous Shoes I have Ever Seen* Me: *chugs what's left of my drink*
Cindy: We can visit Chad at college another time Me: Chad got into college??? Bee: Nepo baby
Bee: Does anyone in this movie understand "show don't tell?" Movie: *Insert Love Ain't It, aka Exposition: the Song* Me: Nope!
Cindy and the Queen of Hearts: *share a look* Me: Ex-lovers Red and Chloe: *share a look* Me: Future lovers?
Me: JABBERWOCKY MENTION! Bee: Drink!
Me: Is that supposed to be Jasmine and Aladdin? Bee: I think so? Me: Why does Jasmine have a fuck-ass bob? What is it with Descendants and fuck-ass bobs???
Me: I'm going to get so drunk over this Bee: I think that's safet Me: ...Safet???
Me: Where are Harry and Gil? Bee: On their honeymoon
(During the What's My Name? reprise) Bee: ...I need to take another drink Me: Same Bee: My drink is almost gone, I'm so sad Me: Do what I did, make another Bee: I will after this dork-ass song
Uma: Do you mind? Queen: I think I do Me: *pausing* Do you want to make a second drink real quick before things get cringier? Bee: ...I think that's a good idea
Me: I think I don't hate the silhouette of the Queen of Hearts' look, but it's way too monochromatic Bee: Drink! You're right though, there's no dimension
*Wand Breaks* Me: OH SHIT Bee: You could do that this whole time???
Cindy: Stop it, Bridget, you're better than this! Me: Is she? Bee: I don't think she is
Aladdin: Look at her, she's enjoying this! Me: Yeah, she's a teenager experiencing parental affection for the first time. Y'all really learned nothing, huh? Bee: You'd think after ten years they'd get their shit together
(As Cinderella is being led away) Bee: I love her poofs Me: God, me too, I love puff sleeves Bee: We are both just Anne Shirley
Fairy Godmother: *is young* Me. She looks so much like Jane Bee: For a second there, I thought that just straight up was Jane Me: Brilliant casting
Me: Why are their clothes so modern if this is supposed to be over thirty years ago
Me: This princess insult doesn't work if you're both princesses
Red and Chloe: *forehead touch* Me: Gay Bee: Kiss
(After Fight of Our Lives) Bee: I feel like this didn't need to be a song Me: We could've just had a homoerotic sword fight à la The Princess Bride
Me: Ahhh, that's why everyone is dressed so modern, so they can blend in without a costume change! That's so lazy!
Bee: He (Merlin) pulls a lit Molotov cocktail from his bag
(Alchemy Class) Bee: ...The hap is fuckening
Red: *eats a cupcake* Bee: These falsies are really gonna help me do alchemy!!!
Bridget: It's Jasmine and Aladdin! J&A: Call us Jaladdin! Me: I will not be doing that Bee: *choking* WHAT THE FUCK
Morgie: Son of Morgana! Me: See, Morgana has a kid already, but gee, why wouldn't Disney want children Googling Mordred? Bee: Hehehe
Uliana: TELL BRIDGET I WILL DESTROY HER Me: See, girl, she did warn you Bee: Why are Jaladdin going with?
Ella: Will you go to castlecoming with me? Me: OH Bee: GAY Me: So it wasn't a prank that turned her evil, it was that her girlfriend ditched her for a boy, Us, simultaneously: IT'S GIVING GOOD LUCK BABE
(In the Tremaine Manor) Me: Oooh, this kid is about to learn what parental abuse is
Bee: I need them to try and fix it and then have to go back again because they accidentally turn Cinderella evil Me: That's what the fifth movie is about, actually
Uliana's Hideout: *emerging from the water* Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT Bee: "Can-I-Have-A-Cigarette" lookin' ass Me: *WHEEZE*
(During Perfect Revenge) Bee: Kenny Ortega, I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you when I had you
(It was at this point, when Uliana was hanging by her tentacles, that Bee's husband entered to check on us) [Husband]: ...What in the Doc Ock
Me: Ooooh, that last sip hit, I think I've made it to drunk Bee: Oh boy! Me: I'm so glad I don;t have to be anywhere tomorrow Bee: Drink some water Me: Water is for weaklings! Bee: I don't get hangovers anymore because I hydrate while I drink Me: I don't get hangovers because I'm 22 Bee: Suck my dick, Levi Me: I don't think [Husband] would appreciate that Bee: [HUSBAND], CAN LEVI SUCK MY DICK?! [Husband], distantly: I don't know how to respond to that??? Me: *falling off the couch crying laughing*
Bridget: *talking about her Shuffle of Love dance* Me: If not going on date, why worried about love, I am drunk Bee: No, you're correct
Bridget: If I was your mom, I'd love to have a daughter that thinks for herself Me: BOY WOW I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO GET HIT IN THE MOMMY ISSUES
Bee: Oh, pretty boy (Paolo!Charming) is back! Also I stood up and I too am now drunk
(After some line about valiant knights being always good) Me: Have you heard of Lancelot? Bee: I was about to say
(During the Hands Dirty sequence) Me: This is a song from a better movie Bee: Not again
Bee: I simply do not believe that Cinderella would let her daughter grow up that dumb as hell. I do, however, believe that Prince Charming would let his daughter grow up that dumb as hell Me: have you met Chad? Bee: That's fair, actually. Chad's adopted Me: Who's goddamn white baby is that? Bee: Who's goddamn white baby is that!
Me: Pause! So here, funnily enough, is a perfect example of what my mentor calls "Disney Patches:"
Bee: Drink! Me: So what they're trying to do here is show that Ella has to wear her clothes to the bone and patches them herself. When you add patches to garments to make them look like they've been repaired, you need to make sure the placement makes sense, as in think about where clothes would likely wear to holes: for pants, that's gonna be mainly knees and inner thigh. Disney has a habit of just putting patches wherever in places they just wouldn't be, like here. Why does she have patches in random places on her leg? Bee: Ohhh Me: In some cases in can be a stylistic choice, but I would argue that Ella wouldn't be the type to waste that much fabric for no reason. I can forgive the pockets though, I've had pants that got holes in the pockets, and sometimes it's easier to replace them than to patch
(A shot of Headmaster Merlin's Door) Bee: Hmmm, Merlin Me: ...Headmaster Merlin Bee: hmmmmmmmm, Merlin
Bee, completely deadpan: Hoot hoot, motherfuckers
Me: The Night Falls scene fell flat on its face so this scene could feebly crawl
Me: It has only just occurred to me that Chloe's shoes were supposed to be glass this whole time, I thought they were just fucky Doc Martens Bee: Yeah! Put the uh. The ug. Put the ugly in uggs Me: I think you need to drink more water Bee: I think you're right
Me: They're red and blue gays Bee: They're red and blue gays!
Me: Fuck whatever this movie is supposed to be about, I need them to kiss
Bee: Obsessed with his (Merlin's) coat, costume department popped the fuck off with that Me: That's my line Bee: Drink bitch!
Me: Wait, is that the end? Bee: It can't be, there's no way that worked Me: There's only ten minutes left???
Uma: You didn't think that was the end of the story, did you? Me: FUCK OFF
Bee: I am deadass on Reddit Me: *dying* Bee: Trying to figure out what the fuck
Bee: Where was the climax??? Was it supposed to be that thing in Merlin's office? Me: It can't have been Bee: If it was it fell so flat. I feel like I've sobered up watching that
#descendants rise of red#disney descendants#rise of red#descendants 4#rise of red spoilers#red descendants#chloe charming#bridget descendants#ella descendants
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(and just so we're clear - fuck jk rowling, i no longer engage with the harry potter series. but you can't talk about starkid's early years without talking about the very potter trilogy. bear in mind those shows came out before rowling was a vocal terf, and unlike her, team starkid has expressed regret for some of the parts of their early work that haven't aged well and have done a lot better since. i still love a lot of the early shows, but it can be jarring if you found starkid via hatchetfield.)
#team starkid#starkid#theatre#twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier#twisted#the trail to oregon#avpm#avpsy#avps#starship#susie's sick polls
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