buck sneaking his way into bobby's heart like
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Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them
THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮
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Peter: about to do something dangerous lol
Tony, 20 miles away, sitting up in a cold sweat:
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Peter: TONY TONY TONY TONY
Tony: No, you cannot borrow my iron man suit for high school hero day.
Peter: NO THAT ISN’T IT!
Tony, turning around: What is it t- is that a knife?
Peter, gesturing at the knife in his side: YEAH! I got stabbed!
Tony, panicking: WELL WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL-
Peter: Because! I wanted to show you! It’s my first stabbing!
Tony: YOU SHOULD NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!
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the first time peter messes up badly enough that tony drops the full name ("peter benjamin parker!"), peter just freezes. he bluescreens for a solid thirty seconds, barely comprehending anything else that tony's saying.
and then he tackles tony in a hug.
and tony jumps 'cause he's obviously startled that they did a complete 180. and peter just starts shaking like a leaf, cause the only people who've ever called him by his full name using that particular tone were people like may, and people like ben, and people like his parents—
and peter knows that tony has no idea what he's just done, but it doesn't matter, because that's the moment when peter realizes that he wants tony to think of him as a son.
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irondad art in 2024
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season 6 -> season 7 🥹❤️❤️
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Peter: can we get a puppy
Tony: no
Peter: why
Tony: we have Harley
Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy
Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:
Peter:
Peter: never mind I see your point
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Tony: Have you ever considered TRYING to be careful when you're spider-Manning?
Peter: Life's too short for careful.
Tony: Life's even shorter without careful, kid! Drunk Spider-Manning? Really?
Peter: You once entertained party guests by doning your armor and shooting glasses they threw in the air.
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: This is one of those do as I say not as I do moments.
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I regret nothing.
Tony: I'm telling Pepper.
Peter: I'm going to my room to think about my actions and thoroughly repent.
Tony: There's some good use of your Spidey-sense.
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I generally want Peter to one day be on a mission with the other avengers,
He's met them, just an awkward introduction.
Anyways it's a hydra base takeover gone wrong.
They shoot down tony, he's struggling to breathe and all he can see and watch his mentee just go fucking crazy.
Tony's on the verge of death and he just hears
"instant kill mode. Karen mute."
In such a voice that even Natasha freezes up watching the 15 year old kid that they have watched eagerly eat pancakes and blabber on about science terms they can hardly understand. But a hit to tonys heart, near his arc reactor and the boy is feral
Terrifying.
You think the winter soldier compares to Peter?
No. The winter soldier handles with precision. Needed killing.
Peter? No. He goes for the kill willingly. Like a red widow spider Peter's handling with aggression.
Blood, cries and everything going everywhere, the instant kill mode falls away and Peters still punching his way through,
His mask torn through, shot in the leg and arm and he's kicking through the doors smashing agents heads in the walls.
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men: i never cheated on you please believe me!
ned stark: i cheated on you please believe that! i cheated on you so hard look here’s proof of my adultery doesn’t he look just like me? that’s definitely my love child tell everyone you know
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nearly forgot to post this onto my tumblr today (im so used to just posting to IG and then being done but i must now take care of my tumblr page too hehe)
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Tony at the start of spider-man homecoming: spider-man? Peter Parker? He’s cool, he helped us in the airport fight
Tony by the end of homecoming: if anyone even BREATHES AGGRESSIVELY AT MY SON I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
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